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    Road Warriors To Work WWE Dark Matches Next Week

    Thanks Curry. Boy I wish there was a "sarcasm" key so people wouldn't have to, you know, use any sort of thought processes. By the way, the above is sarcasm too Curry. Hope that helps you out.
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    REloaded on Wednesday who's going

    Yeah I know, Hot Rod was a jackass and Rodimus didn't deserve to hold Optimu's titanium jock, much less the Matrix (TF are prophetic!). I still remember seeing it on the big screen when I was a kid. I couldn't believe the carnage on the flight (i.e. Ironhide and the rest getting the crap blown outta them) and that they actually said "Shit!". I was stunned. I'm enjoying seeing my Season 2 DVD's. The animation is spotty, but all in all I love it. Despite a couple HORRIBLE episodes (Kremzeek! and The Gambler, anyone?) Cosmic Rust, Alpha Trion, and Orion Pax (young Optimus RULES!) make it a worthwhile buy. Plus the creation of the Combaticons, Stunticons, and Aerialbots.
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    Road Warriors To Work WWE Dark Matches Next Week

    *Leaps to backup Rando* Rando knows the truth! Rando knows ALL!! *points to Rando's sig* That says it all.
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    Smackdown (*Spoilers*)

    OK I want Steve Blackman to dress up as Mr. America. He's Mr. Charisma he can pull it off! Besides, he DOES have experience in this kind of thing.
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    REloaded on Wednesday who's going

    Dude, Prime DIES?? Spoiler please!! . Actually I'm trying to find a theater in my area showing a midnight showind of Matrix and not having a whole bunch of luck. If I can, I'm there.
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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Season 7

    Man I REALLY hate Kennedy. Not quite to Dawn hate yet, but man a little push could get it there. She starts bitching about Buffy, helps get her kicked out, then bitches about Faith to her little plaything Willow when Faith has the NERVE to cut her off. Of course as far as I'm concerned the SiTs and most of the rest of the group can all get BBQ'd by the bomb and I'd cheer. Watching Spike tear all of them a new asshole (especially Willow and Giles) was a thing of beauty.
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    In-ring Style to be SLOOOOOOOWER....

    I guess they gotta make sure that those cruiserweights don't hurt themselves... Whattya mean the only real visible cruiser that's obviously hurt right now is Rey? Whattya mean he only got hurt because Big Suck dropped him on his face? IT'S THE STYLE, DAMMIT!! Geez let's just let Bill Watts take over and have done with it. Let his kid and Terra Ryzing fight for the World Title until the company falls apart. The WWE is becoming what they mocked WCW for 5 years ago, and there's no end in sight. We Won't Entertain needs to pull their collective heads out of their asses and let the folks who can wrestle wrestle and get all the wastes of space and money out of the way.
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    Retro TV Episode Of The Day - Dangermouse

    Good God Dangermouse was the shit back when it was on..Nickelodeon (???) when I was a kid. I used to love it. Who doesn't like a British secret agent mouse and his trusty sidekick saving the world in a flying car?
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    X-2 Thoughts

    I will second the "idolize Alan" group. Although more religious than I thought he would be (never read the comics, so not totally sure where all that comes from) Nightcrawler kicked ass in the opening scene and in the general sense. Also, that Colossus kid is farkin' HUGE! His bio on IMDB says he's 6'8", and I believe it. I don't remember any Russian accent though. Would have been nice to see him and Wolverine tear through the troops, but hopefully we'll see more of him in the next one.
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    How conservative/liberal are you?

    33..Just about where I thought, maybe even a little more liberal than expected, considering my libertarian/moderate sister claims that if I leaned any more to the right I'd walk in a circle. I still want to call out the riot squad on you lefty longhaired hippy scum, though.
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    Whiney high school bitch to sue school

    I like how she claims that the dispute has humiliated her, even though she's the one going to court over all this. As far as the school district is concerned, they had an equitable settlement. So now she wants the $2.7 million. Is it any wonder she wants to be a lawyer? I hope she gets a stern talking to by the judge (probably one of her daddy's judge friends) about frivolous lawsuits. She's already gotten into all these fuckin' schools, in 5 years who'll gives a crap if she's valedictorian? BTW, that kid in Michigan oughta get slapped silly. The grade you get is the grade you get. It is a result, not a popularity contest.
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    your WWE SMACKDOWN WORKRATE REPORT- 5/1/2003!

    I second the fact that that last paragraph was one of the funniest things I've read in the past oh, 6 hours or so. I too larfed and larfed and larfed.
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    The Crow 4

    Yeah, but unfortunately I doubt he'll be able to be subtle heel like Angelus. By that I mean that he'll be an over the top, cackle and kill type. No tact, no insidiousness (a la Angelus) just a paint by numbers bad guy. I do like the cast (Tara Reid and Chirqui = yummy, while Trejo and Ortiz (WTF??) provide the ass kicking goodness), but the last 2 Crow movies don't leave me much hope for this one.
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    Bradshaw loves Billy Gunn

    OK Houston fans, Gallery Furniture is sponsoring Badd Blood. You know what that means, there's gonna be Matress Mac EVERYWHERE! I can only hope he gets 3D'd on the concrete floor about 50 times.
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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Season 7

    All-righty let's see...Buffy takes in all the SiT, keeps Dawn from being a big dead ball of light, kept willow from destroying the world, and basically gave Xander a reason to be around Sunnydale as something other than a "live in my mom's basement" geek. Now, when the heat is on, Caleb is snapping necks and taking names, and Faith shows up and takes them out drinking for ONE NIGHT, everyone and their kid brother turns on Buffy. As far as I'm concerned, Caleb could (and SHOULD) chop up Rona, Kennedy, Dawn, geek-girl, and all the rest into tiny little bits and flush them down the nearest crapper and I'd cheer him on. Whew, ok so much for the knee-jerk reaction. Otherwise, I liked the episode. Andrew and Spike discussing the finer points of curly fries vs. onion blossom was brilliant. "If you tell anyone we had this conversation I'll bite you." "Right...". Caleb is definitely showing potential to be one of my favorite big bads (although I guess he's the IC holder to The First's Heavyweight championship) and Clem showing up for one last little bit of levity before he hauls his Shar-pei ass outta town was a good touch. Just the last 10 minutes that pissed me off royally. I will reiterate that Rona and Kennedy could be eaten by rabid badgers and I'd laugh myself to sleep.
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    Smallville...

    Dammit how do I miss these things?? Now I'm pissed. I can't even remember him being caught faking the whole blindness thing. I'll have to stew about this now....
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    Smallville...

    Umm..ok I thought I had caught everything on Smallville but maybe I missed this little event happening sometime in the past few weeks but.... WHEN THE FUCK DID LIONEL LUTHOR GET HIS EYESIGHT BACK? Anyone who can fill me in on this little thing would be much appreciated. Last time I saw Lionel (I thought maybe, I'm not sure) was when he and Martha were being held hostage in his office.
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    Is there a force that can Stop Da MACK?

    Well I guess his opponent doesn't need to worry about any enziguiris or anything. Honestly though I've never seen TZ work apart from the Asai Moonsault (which was excellently done, BTW) but I just hope they don't milk him as some sort of sideshow then drop him when "they don't have anything for him to do". With Gerwitz and StepHHHanie trying to write for him, I'm scared about where this might end up. Building up someone with a physical handicap but is also talented is one thing. Using him as a "look at the gimp!" attention getter is another. And no, I meant no offense to any handicapped people in the audience.
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    Chris Jericho

    Maybe he'll grow a Snidely Whiplash type 'stache so he can twirl the ends and laugh menacingly when he's cutting promos. That would blow HHH's water spitting out of the...err....water.
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    Rey injured??

    Well as someone who almost gets to Good Ol' JR's beloved hosstastic level (a little short though, only about 6'1.5" 270) I must say that on a personal level I'd much rather see the guys that weigh less than 240 run around, no sell Burning Hammers, bounce off ropes like monkeys on crack, and basically look like they're busting their ass and doing everything in their power to be entertaining than be force fed Big Suck and Prince Albert (in a can) squashes that go 4 minutes and never deviate from the same 5 moves. I will credit Albert for trying new things (the Muscle Bustah on Benoit a few weeks ago was a good effort), and some hosses (Brock, sometimes Kane when he's motivated) look like they try to get the job done, but most of the time they seem trapped into portraying invincible mammoths. It just seems like Vince and Co. want to portray a larger than life image, and in their minds that means huge guys who look intimidating, talent optional.
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    The One & Only 2003 NFL Draft Thread

    OK Texans...Whitten would be nice. Or Hunter to keep Carr off his face. And the pick is...a TRADE?? Fuck this I'm gone to work. See you all later.
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    The One & Only 2003 NFL Draft Thread

    When did it become verboten to show the second round? I didn't even see who Chicago picked.
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    The One & Only 2003 NFL Draft Thread

    There goes Boss.. Chicago's up.
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    The One & Only 2003 NFL Draft Thread

    Round 2! Are you ready? Are you ready? LET'S GET IT ON!
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    The One & Only 2003 NFL Draft Thread

    EDIT: Damn double posts.
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