Conspiracy_Victim

Hey Downhome can you send ME a tape of "Puro for Dummies"? Seriously though I've always wanted to see what the Puro elitists are going on about, and see the "wonders" of guys like Ohtani, etc. Of course if the tape thing is a no go, any recommends on what tapes I may want to take a look at?

And HHH looks like a bitch on TV! Oh there's going to be some jobbing done.

HHH is gonna eat Steiner up? Ugh that's about the most disturbing image I could think of.

"You EARN your shot!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh damn that was funny!

HHH is shooting!!...he thinks

Man they put this together in one day and night? I'm impressed.

Jeezus Eric just go ahead and get on your knees for him. TIME TO BE DOWNPLAYED!

I'm praying Steiner Screwdrivers HHH through the mat.

And now the commercials are holding down Jericho!

RAVEN ON RAW BOYEE!!!

D'los gonna break out the race card? SHOCK TV IS DEAD DAMMIT!

ROID RAGE! ROID RAGE!

I thought it was "Jeff looks like Raver Smurf"? I guess that covers the druggie thing though.

And now time for the match that you could've seen on Heat!

I think on that Retro Raw you can see HHH planning on how to hold down Mick.

RVD: Man, these candles for yoga rule! Naw, "herbal cigarettes." I thought Kane had a cataract that was causing him pain?

No offense to Mr. Barron but: I love Regal's character, and Regal can talk with the best, but I just don't get him in the ring anymore. He does the same things in the ring and I can't remember the last time he took a face first bump. He could take an enziguiri and fall BACKWARDS into a Tough Enough fall. Let him manage Storm or something but make him non-active pretty please.

OK when are we going to see the backstage skit with a locker room labelled "RVD & Kane", someone opens it, and a cloud of smoke comes rolling out? Kane munching Doritos at ringside?

Well now that the board's back, I think we found a way for RVD to cut promos. He needs someone to work off of. Forget Kane, get Bill Alfonso on the phone STAT!

HHH calling Scotty "jacked up"? Pot, meet kettle.

And so ends Chris' moment in the sun. Thanks for playing we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

I love Jericho in a manly sort of way.

"Shut your mouth jerky boy!" I bet he's wishing the other Clique member was there. They let "jackoff" go?

Dear lord they're going to job Jericho to Shawn now? DAMMIT

HBK stole the show? I bet Benoit and Guerrero are begging to differ. And don't get me started on HBK's "So I went down the only way I can" comment