Conspiracy_Victim

Yeah, I did a double take at that one. Santino can still work a mic pretty well.

Yeah, Melina just doesn't work as a solo act. Send her back to being a manager who wrestles occassionally.

Oh my god, your sig sucks. It's just...staring at me. That womans mouth scares me, if she was gonna blow me I'd be afraid she'd bite it off. Great idea for a movie. Oh crap, they already did. Starring Dana Jacobson:

I don't know what's wrong with me tonight. It's the RAW after a major PPV and I want to care about it, but I just can't. Frankly, I've been pretty bored so far.

I guess the "one night only" return of D-X was "one night only....for this month".

Ouch. Carlito could've fucked his shoulder up bad on that missed arm drag.

Cody went 23 minutes in the Rumble? I'm not sure how to respond to that.

I like to play into stereotypes. I don't always believe them though.

I thought HHH came in about third actually. Jericho's initial pop was pretty loud. BTW, who's playing tweener? Four faces vs. two heels doesn't work. I thought faces were supposed to overcome the odds.

JBL got the loudest boos, and it sounded like Jeff got the biggest pop, although I'm sure a lot of that was from 14 year old girls with black fingernail polish.

Who was the guy in the tie-dye siglet during the EC promo? He seemed like he'd be a popular guy.

Why not just make it a handicap match? Did the world really need an Ashley entrance? Regal needs a haircut. Go back to the shorter swept back version.

I think Lillian ran out of titles to give Beth there during the intro.

Cena and Orton in the same ring. I'm surprised the fans aren't rioting as we speak.

OK, what'd they bleep out? I thought it was a "You suck dick" chant at first, but now I'm not sure. Now we get a "Cena sucks" chant. Gotta love Philly fans.

At least Comcast pulled their heads out of their asses and I get to see this one.

Yeah these were that last two episodes they had in the can before the strike. Most unfortunate.

Fuckin' CURRY MAN! Greatest entrance ever.

You'll be waiting another week, then. It's next week? Dammit I thought it was this week. Shit.

Just waiting for Curry Man.....

So Jay Lethal imitates Macho Man and rips off HBK while Shark Boy is for some reason trying to imitate Stone Cold. Russo really IS trying to bring back the 90s!

Ok, having never seen Curry Man in action I took to Youtube. First match I'm checking out is a Super J Cup match from 2000. First impression? I can't believe that's Daniels with that entrance. That is hysterical. Edit: That's quite the promo he cuts after losing to Onryo.

"Full digital nudity" and "graphic sex"? What version did I get? All I got was a blue hand on a window, a side boob, a bit of ass crack, and some annoying Tennyson poetry. This is not "Pandora's Box". These people obviously have never been exposed to the game itself, only read the sensationalized reports. At least Geoff Keighley tried to correct the pshrink. I did like the "those who have PLAYED the game" comment. I will say the same thing I always do. My father brought home the Atari 2600 in 1980 and I've been playing video games ever since. I've never killed anyone, picked up a hooker then beat her to death, or done anything else that all these hand-wringers seem to think that video games infect people's brains with. It's up to the parents to teach their kids right and wrong, not blame any and all forms of entertainment when they shirk their responsibilities as parents.

Do you have Comcast? We have Dish Network and our feed is coming in fine over here. Yeah, Comcast unforunately.

In honor of MLK, Jr. day. I have a dream... That I would be able to watch the first RAW on the new set.