Conspiracy_Victim

Jeff's going to go Shane McMahon on us.

Well that was to the point. 1) Don't have promised main event match 2) ?????? 3) PROFIT!!

I think it's supposed to indicate that you're using the tights to pull a man's legs further over during a rollup thereby increasing your leverage and making it harder to kick out, but it kinda just became the "OOOHHH look he's cheating!" way to end a match.

Regal/Flair get JIP'd. And will only get 5-7 minutes most likely. There is no justice sometimes.

You had to say something didn't you?

Vince will fix it so HHH is #1 but 3H will set a new record by lasting 2 hours and 40 minutes, even though he has to wrestle himself for the last 70 minutes. He will eliminate the other 29 entrants (at once, if possible) then ascend directly to Heaven so he can Pedigree God because He's getting to be a bit too popular and He just won't cut His hair. 2002 called, they want their jokes back. That the best part about HHH humor. If it goes out of style just wait it'll roll back around some time.

Did JBL REALLY have to hang a Canadian named Chris with a cord? That seemed to be in poor taste.

Vince will fix it so HHH is #1 but 3H will set a new record by lasting 2 hours and 40 minutes, even though he has to wrestle himself for the last 70 minutes. He will eliminate the other 29 entrants (at once, if possible) then ascend directly to Heaven so he can Pedigree God because He's getting to be a bit too popular and He just won't cut His hair.

ECW has a set? Balls Mahoney is gonna teabag it so they have to replace it. Remind me to skip tomorrow night then.

I hope my cat takes note of that fact, otherwise he and my downstairs TV are toast.

ECW has a set?

New RAW set for Hi-Def eh?

Triple Haitch is on a squash rage. Not even monsters can stand before him!

When it's perfectly obvious that Nova invented it.

Bumping this...just because. Downloaded a few more songs, all of which I enjoyed. "Gimme Three Steps" (Lynyrd Skynyrd), "Hard to Handle" (Black Crows) and "Interstate Love song" (STP). A few more songs are going up tomorrow, namely: "All the Small Things" - Blink-182 "Action" - Sweet "Last Train to Clarksville" - The Muthafuckin' MONKEES! (it's a cover though, so "Boo" to that)

An INVERTED Figure 4? By HBK? That looked odd. Did he mean to do that?

That was my first thought. I missed the beginning so when Vince asked his question I thought they were in Pittsburgh.

Oh yeah that's right, WWE's going High-Def. In that case, they need to fire Snitsky.

I just can't figure out why a Fisherman's Suplex is Beth's finisher. All it is is a suplex with a leg hooked. She doesn't even turn it into a Perfect Plex of a Fisherman's Buster. Not exactly a high impact finisher, and not terribly impressive to see (like a Widow's Peak or something).

When pro wrestlers are offering you advice on how to straighten out your life, you need help.

We still have Postal to look forward to. King just looked like a bomb, Stathem (sp) just looks really out of place in that role...and it looks like a turd movie on top of that The dialog in the commercials sounded atrociously cheesy. "Drive evil from it's shell"? Who the hell thinks that's a great line for the hero? How did Statham end up in it? He should have fired his agent for even suggesting a Uwe Boll movie to him. Although if Leelee Sobieski runs around in very lowcut blouses I may see it when it comes to the movie channels. I'm not spending money on a ticket or the DVD of this pile of shit.

I'm still trying to figure out why Romo kept going to the end zone with 30 seconds to go. Still have time to go to the sidelines and get better shots than what he did. Oh well, Tiny Hands blows it again and Lambeau gets another playoff game this year. Let's go Pack.

I'll help I'll tape it and put it on YouTube.

Nice tackling there secondary.

So it's "The Team of History" vs. A Whale's Vagina for the AFC championship.