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Carlito - 127 Sandman - 1

So, it's Team Hak-saw?

Sandman/Duggan vs. Carlito/Regal. This is a Bizzaro World match.

Stephanie doesn't feel threatened by them. I can't back that up, just throwing that out there.

Didn't Orton pretty much squash this kid last week? What would give us the belief that anything would change?

"Balls of Fury" = Christopher Walken's "I don't give a fuck, I deserve a paycheck and a vacation" flick.

They could go NJ goombah with him and give him the gold chains, track suit, and overwhelming scent of Aqua Velva. Maybe have him come out to the ring in a Trans Am.

Whhaaaaa...he will??! I know I know.. Sorry to spoil it for everyone. I just have a bad feeling about their relationship. I'm still hoping Punk becomes a "free agent", signs with RAW, and just starts randomly beating the shit out of Santino whenever he's around Maria.

So when does Santino inevitably turn on Maria?

Eh, not as good as Hollywood Rock making fun of the Kings, but not bad.

Going to be tough deciding which way to go. Both tracklists have their negatives and positives (Baba O'Riley is awesome) but I'm not enthused about the price point for Rock Band. I'll probably just end up with GH3 and seeing how RB turns out before I shell out that much money.

Man, I miss being able to play as a DE on defense and kill the tackle on every play. The suction on blocking is awful. Plus, the trigger on jumping the snap varies between ultrasensitive (when you guess wrong, the slightest touch will cause an offsides) and nonexistant (when you do time it right, half the time it doesn't work). Lack of create a school makes me a sad panda. Actually, it makes me an angry panda. Lack of 1AA schools is a bummer too. Create a Legend isn't too bad so far. Made a pass rushing DE and starting for Cal right off the bat. The aforementioned blocking is pissing me off though. Might just go back and make a RB, QB, or MLB.

He looks like Jim Morrison but his theme sounds like Hendrix.

This promo just meanders around with no real point. They should have had Nitro/whatever take some speaking classes before putting the belt on him.

No kidding. RVD got his shoulder rammed into the ring post every wek and I don't remember him getting pinned off it.

Wow. I now see the reason why Tommy doesn't climb the ropes very often. Bubba Dudley looks more graceful coming off the top.

Miz = Red Rooster + Ravishing Rick Rude?

Oh the huge-man-titties! Man, Vis has things juggling around where other people don't even HAVE things.

Why do they punish us? What did we ever do to deserve this?

They should bring up the other 4 Spirit Squad members to fatten up the roster. I think Flash Funk would've looked good in ECW, but oh well. Guys like Burchill, Idol Stevens and Cabana are ready. Maybe even The James Duo. Last I heard there was some talk of a British stable on Smackdown with Taylor, Burchill and the British chick in OVW who's name I don't remember. Katie Lea? That'd be her. I'd support that group. Wouldn't Harry Smith be an obvious choice for the group here, or is he in the doghouse or something? Or are they just gonna try to do Hart Foundation Volume 2.0 instead? They could bring in Steve Lewington to be the cruiser of the group a la Nunzio in the FBI. I'm sorry I missed last week's ECW. What the hell is "Big Daddy V"? Looks like Abdullah the Butcher had a love child with Kama.

They should bring up the other 4 Spirit Squad members to fatten up the roster. I think Flash Funk would've looked good in ECW, but oh well. Guys like Burchill, Idol Stevens and Cabana are ready. Maybe even The James Duo. Last I heard there was some talk of a British stable on Smackdown with Taylor, Burchill and the British chick in OVW who's name I don't remember. Katie Lea?

The crowd must be focused completely on this match 'cause I can't hear shit coming from them. C'mon folks don't be afraid to cheer once in a while.

I like it, but I'll give pretty much anything with Bruce Campbell in it a shot.

Plus there's no salary cap to work around. So it makes playing as FSU and OU more realistic.