Conspiracy_Victim

Uhhhh, has someone checked Daivari's supplements? Dude looks jacked.

It's the Network baby! After my investigation's complete I'm going to watch RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLERJAM!!

Sandman vs. Carlito? That's so screwed up it might be awesome.

So much for 10 minutes. We'll get 5 and we'll be GRATEFUL for it!

London needs to have a scarlet letter sewn onto his tights.

Londrick vs. TWGTT. Awesome.

Can we just save time and trouble and have Vince come out and say, "It was me all along!"

What... What is Cena doing with the championship around his waist? That's foreign and therefore scary to me.

Don't they bring Special Editions out first these days anyway? They usually do, but then a few years later the release some other edition of the movie, which makes the original "Special Edition" not seem so special. what Anti said... back in the day (I'm an old man, you see), most DVDs were bare bones...I bought them, and of course, years later, special editions all come out. I'm not buying them again...I never watch the special stuff anyway. and I used the term "back in the day" in reference to DVDs, amazing how time flies. Get off my lawn you darn kids! I'm going to go break out the 45s and have myself a hootnanny!

The Astros drafted a kid who used to be the ball boy for my high school when I played football there. No point, just reflecting on how damn old I'm getting.

Turner finally gets his revenge for all those "Billionaire Ted" skits.

Someone's first thought was to edit his wiki entry. Classic. Unless some WWE staffer did it to keep kayfabe.

Vince didn't even get an "Oh shit!" on his way out.

Don't get in Vince! Undertaker's driving! Well, that was unexpected. I'm not sure how to respond to this. I'm sure he'll be back in 3 weeks with a bandaid on his head.

All you random jobbers standing around backstage are FIRED!

Best Vince speech ever!

Supplemental draft. I will say I'm surprised Punk's not going anywhere, but I suppose once they decided on Lashley going to RAW they can have a respect feud between Punk and Benoit for the ECW title (hopes against hope).

MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KENNEDY!! KENNEDY!!

Man, Matt Hardy can get over just about anywhere can't he? He is going against Orton so that helps but still.

Final 3 of Cor Von, Orton, and Henry? So much for that idea.

We still need to see crazy Vince. He's going to come out and fire everyone who bad-mouthed him, even the ones who don't work for the company anymore.

Wow, ECW getting treated like the JOB Squad 2.0 out there.

So SD has drafted a monolith, a woman who can't wrestle despite being in the business for a decade, a stiff who lost his push when he lost his needle, and a senior citizen. All in all, a less than stellar night.

There has to be a curveball in this match. This matchup is laughable.

Costas does sarcasm and tongue-in-cheek pretty well.