Conspiracy_Victim

Got the last copy of GH2 for the 360 at a local store yesterday after work. It's hard getting my fingers mocing fast enough, even for some of the tracks on Easy (Cherry Pie leaps to mind). And I can't quite get hammer-ons down to simplify matters. I guess it'll come with practice, I'm just an instant gratification sort.

How did Umaga's Samoan heritage lead to Vince getting his head shaved? You didn't quite connect the dots there JR.

Shane lost, shave his head. Well, that was easy.

We'll be right back folks!

Well, the kid can deliver the lines at least. Already puts him one up on Orton.

THIS was Mick's big idea. I have to say that I'm underwhelmed.

Nothing that wasn't made 20 years ago in "The Running Man". Except The Running Man had Jessie the fuckin' Body Ventura! And Jim Brown!

ORTON ANGRY! ORTON SMASH! So when does Mick come out and let them all know that the kid is making the decisions tonight?

So... The Condemned is actually making some sort of deep philosophical/cultural statement on Man's propensity to act in a voyeuristic nature?

Oh look, both thier shoulders are down! I've never seen that before in my life! And the original ref wouldn't have been able to see Shawn's shoulders down for all 3 counts from his angle.

I missed it, how did HBK get hardaway'd? I look up and Shawn's opened up.

No JR it's not "Harvard Yards" it's "Hahvud Yahds". Try to get it right.

HBK comes out to Sexy Boy and not the DX music? Wow. I can't really get the crosses and fruity S&M gear to mesh together in my mind.

They've been picking up pointers from the TNA School for Promos.

I'm curious as well. If it didn't have SCSA in it and had Vinnie Jones and someone else (like a Jason Statham) would media dismiss it as just "another wrestler's movie"? Or would they actually approach it as a summer action movie?

I love that tag team, so I'm happy to see them back together. Remember when Flair was IC champ and Murdoch cut a promo about coming after Flair to take the title, and they just dropped it? No, and neither does anyone else! Ya got that?! You'll forget all about that if you know what's good for you! Love, WWE writers

A clothesline Total Elimination! Nice. Yeah this should lead to someone turning on someone.

*raises hand* Well, I started watching wrestling in the early 80s, but that was the local Houston fed run by Paul Boesch (UWF I wanna say). I didn't start watching WCW until... maybe about 85 or so? Not sure, it's a bit fuzzy.

Tony Schiavone has the GREATEST PORNSTACHE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GREAT SPORT! in that footage.

Can I pretend to have a terminal disease if it gets me up close with Maria? So who humiliates the plant ERR kid, causing Mick to go all Cactus Jack on them? Or does the kid make up some match with a crazy stipulation?

JR sounds bored as hell with this match. Not that I entirely blame him.

Seconded.

Truth.com has come up with an even more annoying advertising scheme I see. I don't even smoke and they make me want to smoke just so I can ask them if they've got a problem with it, then punch them.

Bobby's actually getting a chant? He's getting over (a little bit)? Wow, amazing what a feud with the McMahons can do for you.

And knowing is half the battle. YO JOE!!!