Carlito needs to fake an injury, have Torrie distract the referee, give Flair a low blow, then get the pin with his feet on the ropes and holding the tights. Just to be on the safe side.
Or Khali can come out. That would work too. Is Khali like the "deus ex machina" for pointless skits and matches? They can't decide how it will end, so Khali just comes out and murders everyone?