Conspiracy_Victim

Greaser wrestlers. Ho-lee sheeit. I don't see this getting over at all.

Man that will be awesome if done correctly. The only problem is that it's going to be hard getting people invested in characters JUST enough to make it important when they are inevitably slaughtered in some gruesome fashion. At the rate he's going, Martin's going to have one character running around King's Landing and another couple sitting on top of the Wall.

Well, according to a press release at IGN, the 360 version will have 10 new songs to go along with the entire PS2 playlist. Eight of them are: "Billion Dollar Babies" - Alice Cooper "Dead!" - My Chemical Romance "Hush" - Deep Purple "Life Wasted" - Pearl Jam "Rock 'n' Roll Hoochie Koo" - Rick Derringer "Possum Kingdom" - Toadies "Salvation" - Rancid "The Trooper" - Iron Maiden "Dead" and "Possum Kingdom" are master tracks.

I think I said it alst week, but they're actually using Khali the right way here. Have him come out, no sell everything, do some nasty looking high-impact moves, and get out in less than 5 minutes. Cover up the fact that he can't sell for shit, can't move, and can't wrestle. Make him WWE's 911.

Yeah, Carlito vs. Khali in the immediate future. Like now.

I hear the sound of 500,000 remotes simultaneously clicking over to something else. Save us Carlito! Save us!

I think you're right Hawk, I think they're admitting that last week sucked. However rather than admit it and end the whole thing, Vince is going to wallow in it's suckitude and give us some more. Vince is shootin'! He's shootin Tonay!

Lashley vs. Test vs. RVD. Hmmmm, I wonder who's going to job in that one? Any guesses? I'm going to say that in a shocking swerve they somehow manage to job Punk.

Donald Trump is a WB fan? And what WB wrestling federation is there?

So Kenny and Ric are basically feuding over who can cheat the most? Well, it beats coffee or shampoo commercials.

Poor Kenny even has a generic entrance. Sounds like something out of TNA.

What, is it "beat up an old-timer" night? I guess Flair oughta be careful backstage.

I want Tazz to come sprinting out wondering what the hell is going on during one of the replays of the life support monitor. Edit: Dammit Marvin beat me to it.

Awww, matching shirts for Rated RKO. Isn't it cute when couples start wearing matching outfits?

Chuck Norris as the special enforcer for the Cena/Umaga match! Only if he kicks Jeff Jarrett in the face somehow. Albert Einstein once told Chuck Norris that the roundhouse kick was not the best kick to use against an opponent. We now know Einstein as Stephen Hawking.

When is JR going to stop with the "Jeff Hardy has some very unique offense"? He says it in every single Jeff match because he does the same spots in every match.

I'd listen to the song, but I just don't think ith worth the risthk to my eardrums. I'm surprised no one's said it until now.

Nudity, violence, and British accents everywhere. Great TV. I'm guessing next week they start teasing Vorenus vs. Pullo since Octavian (Pullo's man) starts standing up to Mark Antony (Vorenus' man). I'm just hoping that since this is supposed to be the last season that it all ends in an orgy of violence and everyone dies. Basically a Shakespeare drama.

Dammit, another week of listening to all the bullshit about "God's Team". I'm so tired of hearing about New Orleans.

Don't expect to see Bonzi in a Rockets uniform much. Rumor has it that he's on the outs with the coaching staff over a perceived lack of effort. Given the lack of conditioning he's exhibited and his perchance for injury, that may be somewhat warranted. I would expect him to be moved before the trade deadline. As for James, he declared that he wasn't going to sign an extension with the Rockets because he wanted to test the market. Plus, he had a tendency to wave off McGrady and Yao when they had established a solid post position in favor of him going 1 on 1. The Rockets believed that they wouldn't be able to afford him (they were over the cap after extending McGrady, and as such just had the MLE to offer after the season). So, they traded him for someone who was more of a "pure" point guard. The fact that Alston can't shoot is unfortunate.

Oh I fucking swear.. if that's the move we pull off then I'm done with Houston and will fuckin back Dallas. I'm not a Carr fanboy, but fuckin seriously... it's not hard to see that without a line to block for him, he can't do much. *sigh* ...sadly, Houston would pull this bullshit... You oughta check out the Texans' message board and the board at houstonprofootball.com. Half the posters are mouth-breathers who blame everything short of ethnic cleansing and the AIDS epidemic on Carr. Texans win and Carr throws for 150 yards? "Carr didn't do enough." Carr throws for 300 yards but they lose? "Carr lost the game!" It's a freakin' joke. I pity any QB the Texans have because he won't live up to most of these idiots' version of a football God: Vince Young.

Are you saying white people can't say "nigga please?" Nigga please.

Yeah Yuna and Lulu are especially unfortunate, although to be honest it's not like any of them actually resemble the character their supposed to be. Like I recognize Keepa and Datto on the blitzball team (although Datto's a skinny little stickman), but that's about it. Their Wakka looks like he's been training by eating Crisco. Kimahri looks like a plush toy.

He's still talking about coming back and is apparently doing all the rehab, but I doubt he'll ever see the field again. Reports have it that his knee has lost basically all it's cartilege, leaving it bone on bone in there. Painful to run on, and it can lead to arthritis of the joint. I'm pretty sure he's done barring some minor medical miracle.

He went MIA after about his 3rd game in Houston. I'm hoping Sherman gets the Cards job so we can ship Samkon to him for a draft pick, some athletic tape, anything. I'll even throw in Flanagan.