Conspiracy_Victim

Shawn Michaels = Stan from South Park

A former world champion is now known for a one word exclamation. It's funny and a bit sad at the same time.

The security staff has obviously never learned the first lesson of all those American Ninja movies: Never attack one at a time!

Team Angle reunites! Without, ya know, the "Angle" part. I had no idea who that was until JR called him Charlie Haas.

a "well-educlated black man" like Shelton?

So Shelton's DEFINTELY jobbing then...

You know Gerwitz was sitting in his mom's basement laughing his ass off while he was thinking this up. This needs one hell of a payoff. Which we don't get. And hey, Super Crazy's still alive!

Not much. He went up to RKO and asked to join them, citing safety in numbers. They acted like dicks and said that since they've beaten D-X and he never has, he needs to prove himself before they'll consider him.

Scots vs. Rednecks in a match dedicated to Roddy Piper. Gee, wonder who wins this one? Too bad the Highlanders have been kind of forgotten about. I mark for bagpipe entrance themes. Cade with the fashion faux pas and wears white jeans after Labor Day. How gauche.

So Kenny escaped the OPS shipment of doom eh? Poor guy's trying to be RKO's lackey? Ugh.

Don't forget that Kennedy called him out when there was a chance Cena was on his way to SD. That's still pending isn't it?

Melina is saved by... Shawn Stasiak 2K6? Huh?

Yeah Melina if I were Cena, I'd be much more concerned about a skinny wanna be rapper than a 350 pound angry Samoan.

I just read that a little while ago. Didn't even go into the PS3, which is unfortunate, but still quite humorous.

Steve Irwin will join Jesus Christ and HHH in no-selling death.

Texas Bowl doesn't have any bids out yet. It's a Big XII bowl tie-in, so probably someone like Kansas State or Texas Tech. Minnesota probably gets one of those two as well. It's the number 6 Big XII team, which is kind of subjective since the middle of the league got kind of bunched up.

I didn't mean to sound disparaging. Shit, as far as I'm concerned undefeated is undefeated. Everyone knew what was coming, and no one could stop them. It's not their fault. Czonka's always been one of my favorite players. He was my idol when I was still a fullback (until Alstott made a name for himself and my semipro teammates loved the thought of a 265 pound fullback). Dude was one of the few running backs who usually gave out more punishment then he received.

OU wins, Dama is probably on some board screaming about "those fucking Oregon refs!".

Man, OU's CB/safety is huge. 6'3", 225 for a corner. I'd hate to be jammed at the line by him.

At least they get a box lunch and some orange slices for halftime. If they win, it's Baskin Robbins for everyone!

Well, it helped that they could hand the ball to Czonka and Mercury Morris 40+ times a game. Then throw short to Paul Warfield. Seems like a plan.

Planning on how much it costs to move all his shit to Miami? Although if I were him I'd stay at Rutgers and hit them up for a huge contract extension. He's got it good there.

Man, Ray Rice is a workhorse.

Not the most inspired playcalling by Rutgers on that series. But Ito bails them out.

I don't know, this is going to be one long ass field goal attempt. I guess with only 11 seconds it's worth a shot though. Higher percentage than a Hail Mary. Edit: And OT it is.