Conspiracy_Victim

I guess it's time to clean out the little guys so HHH and Kozlov can face off.

Nice chant for MVP.

I think I saw they bailed on that. I would say that it's because they have concerns about HHH's stamina, but since I don't know that for sure I won't say it.

Man, Rey really has no luck with "random" Royal Rumble drawings, does he?

Cena retained. That's a face win. Forgot about him, although from crowd reaction that's about 50/50 at this point. Jericho's been brushing up on his vocabulary. Sounded almost Shakespearean there.

So Swagger retains, Edge beats Hardy after his BROTHER turns on him... Are they just going to go totally heel and have Orton win the Rumble, or are they going to "send the fans home happy" by having HHH win? At this point, I'd be fine with Randy taking it.

So now Christian comes in as a face to help Jeff? Oughta be interesting to justify.

And Matt turns for...what reason?

Conquistador Dos makes his triumphant return to the E?

My stream is too dark to make out for sure, but is Jeff painted up like a French version of The Crow? Looks like the French flag on his face. ETA: So, no DQ means run-inapalooza?

Statham, Stallone, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Forest Whitaker, and Randy Couture. Jesus Christ, that movie is going to have so much testosterone that everyone in the audience will spontaneously grow a beard. Females included. That's not even including Ben Kingsley and Robert Knepper (couldn't get enough of Statham in the last Transporter movie I guess).

Now here's a man who's never seen Inventing the Abbotts. Or The Rocketeer. Or Dark Water. That is actually not a bad little game: try to name someone who's never had a bad performance. Or, if you want to broaden it a little, never been in a bad movie. I can't think of anyone, offhand. Point of order: Jennifer Connelly is topless in Inventing the Abbotts, which automatically makes her performance at least passable.

I thought that too but the problem with that is that their uniforms didn't have the Dharma patch or their job title like what was on Ben's dad's jumpsuit. Instead, all it had was a last name, a la military issue uniforms of the era. I wish I hadn't erased it, I really oughta watch each episode 2 or 3 times just to be on the safe side.

OK, so I finally got around to watching it and I've gotta ask. How far back did they jump this last time? It looked like the British guys that attacked Juliet and Sawyer were wearing fatigues and carring Springfields or Garands which makes me wonder if they jumped back to like WWII or Korean War era and those guys were a garrison of some kind. If the answer is obvious to someone I would appreciate some sharing, because that's pretty much the biggest question I had when the show was over.

Smile more! Shake that pelvis. ...hrm...too much smiling. This one is right up there with the one where the guy throws the Asian chick in the pool. It's somewhere in this thread, isn't it?

No it doesn't Don't like police dogs, or don't liked PWNED added to pictures on the internet? Because I've with you on the latter. Me neither in general, but that one deserves it.

I love how the dude is blasting away at the cops with no regard to anything, but once he spots the dog he starts backing away and putting his hands up. Once that dog is off the leash it's too late motherfucker. That deserves a Pwned at the end.

Hell yeah. I padded my DVR record time and it still went over. Last thing I have is Jericho walking off in humiliation. Again.

Well, seeya in 6 more months Vince!

Randy done pissed his britches! Vince took that like a CHAMP!

Come on Jericho beat the piss out of both of them then sign a Smackdown contract. That would work in TV land WWE, right? Instead, we get Randall. Edit: Between these two promos, Randall has grown on me. He has gained overness from these segments. I shall call him "Randy". RKO! RKO! RKO!

Don't emasculate Jericho AGAIN! This is awful, unless he snaps and beats up everyone.

I was hoping he'd slip up and go "Hi, Im A.C. Slater" "Hi, I'm Nicky from the Spirit Squad! Oh shit..."

Agreed.

Oh Jesus PLEASE not hip-hop Duggan, not hip-hop Duggan, not hip-hop Duggan....