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*nosells Judge's beltshot and drags him into a dark alley*

I mark for how WC had me destroy him after the match. All in all, the show was Very good. Except I can't see if I or Neilsen won yet. I wanna know if me > The King of the Motherfucking Jungle!

OPENING PROMO TOM FLESHER SPEAKS!!! ~ The fans, because you know you love Taamo. SINGLES MATCH Beezil vs. Xero ~ Beezil, because the name reminds me of the Otherland series. And he's flaming. SINGLES MATCH Fugue vs. Frost ~ Frost. No two ways about it. HARDCORE GAMERS’ CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Janus ~ Anyone's game. I'm gunning for myself, naturally. Time to bring the Equalizer© NON-TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH Justice and Rule vs. El Luchadore Magnifico/Michael Craven ~ JUSTICE AND RULE ALL TEH WAY BABY~! MAIN EVENT BOILER ROOM BRAWL MATCH (NON-TITLE) TNT vs. Jay Dawg© ~ TNT. He's dynamite~!

*cries* I get this shot AFTER Judge loses the title? Dammit Hearford, I bet you're weak-kneed with relief! That said....Johnny and Mike be dead now!

....bahahahahahaa. There's a quality about this promo I can't quite place. It's entertaining, yes, but it's nice at stating Neilsen's views and such... Bah, I can't explain it. Except I think I'm liking Neilsen more and more.

I haven't got a real mental image defined for it...but could you try for an "Instruments of Destruction" t-shirt? Be imaginative about it is all I can say, and look at the tag intro in my stats if you want any sort of idea.

I'm game for the idea. Knowing the layouts and such would be good for writing specific spots. And I have no comment on what set entrances and such should look like. I'm interested to see what it ends up being.

(Y) I like to write, what can I say? Oh, and for saying he likes me.... *praises the God of Heels*

Two days, and around 4900 words all by my goddamn self. If I don't hear a peep from Fugue, the tag team may be dust. Ah well, the team was a good idea, but when only half of it writes the whole thing because the other is mysteriously absent... Anyway. Time to think of a promo~!

This is where I panic about being placed against a fucking legend while my partner disappears off the face of the earth, isn't it? ......

HARDCORE GAMERS TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs. the Wildchild! -- WC~! UNITED STATES TITLE BULL ROPE MATCH! Michael Craven vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis! -- Strangely, I too am rooting for the Nightmare. REFEREE’S REVENGE HANDICAP MATCH! Neilsen of the Jungle vs the Instruments of Destruction! -- The odds are stacked against Neilsen rule-wise, and I think Fugue has dropped off the planet again. With that in mind, no decision. SIX MAN TAG! El Luchadore Magnifico and Justice and Rule vs. Frost and Déjà Vu! -- Heeeeere we are! Born to be kings! The Mag Seven will kick your aaaasssss.... MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH NO INTERFERENCE SINGLES MATCH TNT vs “The Superior One” Tom Flesher! -- Mag Seven pride! Taamo.

........jobbed to a sleeper. Good job, Deja Vu. I'm going to GET you for beating me with a sleeper hold though.

Why, oh why, did this have to happen AFTER I got bumped? Verrah nice stuff.

As for the Instruments of Destruction - just give us the Magnificent Seven one till I find out where I left the idea for an original intro.

OPENING PROMO: -For Rent- - Someone'll take it. Eventually. HARDCORE GAMERS TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Nielsen of the Junge vs Mike Van Siclen vs Judge Mental© -- Anyone's game, though I'd like to see Judge retain against someone like Neilsen WITHOUT being hardcore. UNITED STATES TITLE SINGLES MATCH Michael Craven vs "The Franchise" Mak Francis© -- I lost the chance to face Francis, so I'll go for Craven to somehow win. Even though it's a slim chance TAG TITLE CONTENDERSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH, THREE WAY TAG Instruments of Destruction (Janus and Fugue) vs Deja Vu vs Wild and Dangerous (Johnny Dangerous and Wildchild) -- Provided Fugue's internet connection doesn't go flaky like it did last time - the IoD WILL take it...but I won't discount the other teams. Anyone's game. INTERCONTINENTIAL-TELEVISION TITLE LADDER MATCH "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Jay Dawg -- I'm feeling partial to watching JD kill Danny for some reason. TAG TITLES TAG MATCH Chilly Chilly Bang Bang (Frost and "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson) vs Justice and Rule© (Judge Mental and Ejiro Fasaki) -- JUSTICE AND RULE OWN JOO~! But CCBB has a lot of history, and if they shake their rust, could take it too. No decision. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP SINGLES MATCH Tom Flesher vs. ELM -- Taamo. Because he's a deserving dude, yo.

*squashes Johnny*

Oh......my......god. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA That was absolutely brilliant. I'll have to take better note of how Deja Vu acts in the ring just in case I have to squash ya again.

*no-sells*

Congrats to Wildchild for winning out. I went through my match to compare and found spelling/grammar errors among other things... But (Y) @ having me eliminate Mike. Go on to bigger things, WC! (Y)

It would be more over if I took you on one in one in a Dark Alley match for the Hardcore Gamers Title! Dooooooo iiiiiiiit LDP....

Hardcore Champeen. (Y) Lost overness? As Ejiro said........wasupwitDAT?

Is there something wrong with seeing the card in the morning, and by midnight that night and relaxed writing, you've done 3000 words?

Triple Threat, No-DQ, Elimination Match for the U.S. Title #1 Contendership Wildchild v. Mike Van Siclen v. Janus -- Elimination rulingz this time...so...ME! Bwahahaha. Bring it, lightweights! Tag Team Match "The Superior One" Tom Flesher & El Luchadore Magnifico v. Deja Vu -- Taamo and ELM, naturrrrrrally. "You can't spell Furniture without FUN" Match Michael Craven v. Neilsen of the Jungle -- ....oddly...I say..Craven. Intercontinental-Television Title Contender's Match Jay Dawg v. Fugue --GOOOOOOO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG! Main Event Handicap Match Frost v. Justice and Rule -- Hmm...Icelandic hoss versus JUSTICE~! and RULE~! ....no prediction.

Bwahahahahahahhaahaaaaa.... Last time I was in one of these, it was for the Euro title...I won that match. Let's see if I can pull it off again. (Y) Though last time it wasn't elimination rules....

HOW DARE YOU!? How dare you insult the G to the Spot to the man!? Because he's T~! B~! S~! ? Good luck in surviving with your family Strangler. Come back to us in one piece!