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We are in a hallway. It's a nice hallway. At the other end is a large pictureesque window, overlooking a busy city street. Everything is kept in spic and span condition. Down the hallway, we see the bulk of a familiar figure as Janus stands at a door and looks down to check the note in his hand. *Knock Knock* "Come in." The door opens and Janus steps in, and we move up to see the giant stepping into what looks like an office. Sitting in a comfortable chair is a slightly nerdy looking man, who looks very slight compared to the giant's mass, and he motions the behemoth to lay down on the couch next to him. Janus swings the door shut and we see the sign of. "Dr. Frood, Doctor and Psychiatrist. And then we are in the room as Janus lays out on the couch, which is almost too small for him, putting his bag down by the couchside. Frood: "Now, I understand you booked this appointment yourself, Mr....Janus?" Janus: "That's...correct, Doctor...." Dr. Frood: "Hmm, so tell me then, what exactly is troubling you, my giant friend?" The giant rolls his eyes back in his head for a moment and closes his eyes before responding. Janus: "I hear...voices...in my head. Two of them..." Dr. Frood: "....I see..." Janus: "One of them...sounds like a conscience. The other one...it's like he's another me." Dr. Frood: "Mr. Janus, what is your occupation?" The giant pauses momentarily. Janus: "Professional Wrestling." Dr. Frood: "Aaaah. Mr. Janus, are you familiar with the terms 'in-character' and 'out-of-character'?" Janus: "....No..." The giant shifts, moving from a laying position to a more sitting position as he looks at Frood for a moment, getting more comfortable as the unfazed doctor of psychology looks right back at Janus. Dr. Frood: "In-character is when you are acting as someone else. Out of character is when you are acting like yourself. You are following me, yes?" Janus: "...yes...I believe so..." Dr. Frood: "What are your describing to me as 'another you' may very well be either your character in the ring or who you are out of it." Janus: "....Are you saying...I don't know who I am when I'm in the ring and when I'm out!?" The clear anger on the giant's face shakes Frood's composure, and the doctor rises from his chair, backing away from Janus slowly as the giant rises from the couch with fingers clenched. Dr. Frood: "Mr. Janus! Is that your real name or your in-ring name!?" Janus: "In ring." Dr. Frood: "Then remember who you are outside the ring. You're not Janus 24/7, are you?" ~No, you're not.~ Janus: "Shut up, Terrence!" Despite this obvious logic from the voice in his mind, and ignoring the fact he verbalised his reponse, Janus lifts Frood's chair off the ground. The giant grits his teeth before throwing the wooden chair to the side, causing it to clatter to the ground as the giant looms over the small doctor, who quaveringly repeats his "24/7" statement, causing Janus to seemingly cool down. Janus: "......Maybe....maybe you're right." His rage apparently dissipating, Janus steps back from the doctor and leans down to pick up his bag. He glares down at Frood for several moments. Janus: "I'll schedule another meeting later, doctor. When I'm in a better mood..." With that, the giant storms out of the room, and Frood looks down at his notepad as the giant goes. He said Terrence. He's got some sort of mental problem, that's true. He seems awfully aggressive. But no one's that bad in real life, or he'd be in prison by now. Sitting back down at his desk, Frood runs a hand over his forehead and looks over at the chair that lays on its side next to the wall, before pressing the buzzer on his table. I'll see him again I hope. Although it's time for the next person... **Fade To Black**

I WON! I WON!! I FUCKING WON~!~!~!!!! .....yeah. Comments, people?

Just keep writing, is my view. Look at what you wrote, then what the winner(s) wrote, and compare notes. Then on your next match, write something that's more improved than your last match. That's all there is to it, really. Oh, and liking to improve.

....Frontline? Something satirical, I know that...

Oh and Mike? You better fucking sell your neck like it's been badly damaged. (Y)

OPENING PROMO JANUS SPEAKS!!!! -- I get to r0xx0r j00 all with showing how you can promo well with a charisma of 2. SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs. Geddion -- Mr. Geddion? You're not paying attention. WIN! TRIPLE THREAT MATCH Christian Blackwell vs. Quiet Death vs. Aaron Carpenter -- My money's on the picture perfect one. SINGLES MATCH Tryst vs. “Dark Rebel” Terry Wayne -- Tryst. No argument. SJL TV TITLE MATCH LAST MAN STANDING MATCH Omega Storm vs. Fosta -- Storm to continue his roll of finally winning. SINGLES MATCH Crow vs. Aecas -- Either one's fine. I'm not going to place a bet, cause I like you both. \m/ SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE MATCH Sean Atlas© vs. Thor -- Defend your title, Atlas, you're not outdoing me with the same tactic. That said...hmm...Thor to win. MAIN EVENT GAUNTLET MATCH “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Va’aiga/Matt Myers/Mike Van Siclen -- Spike must DIE this time around.

w00t! No match! I can relax a bit to write a nice promo. And balance homework! *dances* ....now where's my Mag-Seven buddies? (Y)

Hmm......I wonder if anyone has the same theory I do.

TOURNAMENT MATCH -Tryst VS Fosta- -- Hmm, my money's on Fosta this time around. Randomization = fun. TOURNAMENT MATCH -Omega Storm VS Christian Blackwell- -- Storm to add to his recent win with another. N00B FOUR COURNERS NO-DQ MATCH -Terry Wayne VS David Blazenwing VS Geddion VS Quiet Death- Hmm...the evil guy. (ba-dum-ching!) SINGLES MATCH -Aecas VS Aaron Carpenter- --Aaron was trained by Grand Slam. Aecas is a killing machine. Hmm, my money on Aecas if you write, beeyotch. SINGLES MATCH -Va’aiga VS Thor- -- MY HOUSE! Va'aiga. NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH -“Hollywood” Spike Jenkins VS Sean Atlas- -- Hmm....Atlas, the man with the world on his shoulders....almost. PERFECT CHALLENGE MATCH -Matt Myers VS Crow- -- Kick his ass Crow. HORRORCORE! HORRORCORE! (Y) MAAAAAAAIN EVENT! CANADIAN DEATH FOR THE SJL WORLD TITLE!!! -MVS VS Janus- -- I can kill him this time. Yes. I can. Dammit, I WILL!

..... .......... Buwaha. Ahahaha....MWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAaa. *commences jobbing.........Mike, that is. (Y)*

To quote what seems to come up when people go on vacation. "You'll come back. They alwaaaaaaaays do" That said, enjoy your vacation time and get back here so you, me and Crow can have some horrorcore three-way, dammit!

~Ever get the feeling something's going on and you don't know what?~ This is the thought that whirls through Janus' mind as he locks the door of his apartment, bag over his shoulder. Dressed in his usual black boots and leather pants, the giant has a dark green shirt on and a bag slung over his shoulder. Something is wrong...and I do not know what. Terrence wants to stop hiding. Huh? He's been sitting inside, protecting himself from the world by using you. He wants out. Janus stepped down the stairs and onto the sidewalk, cocking his head slightly to one side, then the other, cricking the bones in his neck before he began walking down the street towards where the taxis were known to pull up. Wants out...? Yes. He uses you as a mask, a shield, to protect himself from the world. Terrence is nothing but a fool then. He cannot use me. The giant paused, frowning slightly. He knew his name was Janus, but he also knew he had gone by the name of Terrence in the past. One name was real, one name was a fraud. But the question starting to cause real problems in his mind... ...was which one was real. Finding a taxi ready for business, the giant packs his bag in the back and climbs in, directing the driver to go to the airport. He had a show to go to. ~You're just a mask, Janus, nothing more. I never wanted to be this dark, this evil!~ You are Terrence, then. I am Janus. ~We're the same person!~ Wrong. You are a pathetic weakling, and I am going to be next in line for the title. The giant's face contorted at the confusion in his head - he knew he had just been thinking, but for a moment there it was as if the part of him that wanted to be Terrence had become a voice of its own. The voice whispered into his mind. ~I live behind the perfect mask~ Too late, gonna live at last...

Enjoy that feeling of being driven on your head! I'll do that again! Huh! Huh! How you like that!? .... Seriously, though. Nice promoage. Showing Crow is a philsophical thinker when he's stoned...and love the contemplations of Janus. Prepare for counter-promoage. (Y)

Come on, I know there's usually two or three people in there at this hour, even. GET OVER HERE~!

TOURNAMENT MATCH Geddion vs. Tryst -- n00b versus resident entertaining guy. I'll go for Geddion. Just because it's pronounced 'Gideon' and reminds me of Blood 2. TOURNAMENT MATCH Fosta vs. "Dark Rebel" Terry Wayne -- Hmm.....I'll lump my bet on the Dark Rebel here. \m/ @ having my first name. TOURNAMENT MATCH David Blazenwing vs. Omega Storm -- Winless Storm to pick up a win here. I demand it! TOURNAMENT MATCH Christian Blackwell vs. "Picture Perfect" Aaron Carpenter -- Blackwell is teh r0x0r. I'll vote him in until I see what Carpenter can do. TRIPLE THREAT FILLER MATCH WITH BADASS MAORI DEBUT Aecas vs. Va'aiga vs. Thor -- Aecas can't show sadly...so I'll tell the badass Maori (Card in disguise!) to win. CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH Sean Atlas vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Matt Myers -- Hmm. To make the universe collapse...I'll say HSJ to win~! #1 CONTENDER MATCH - SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES MATCH Dace Night vs. Janus Special Guest Commentator: El Luchadore Magnifico -- My writing's been rushed lately, thanks to TAFE homework. If Dace writes a good match without mistakes, he has it. If I can pull it off, I've got it. It'll be close. MAIN EVENT BORDER RUN MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs. Crow -- Hmm....the border police.

(Y)! That means I was brought here by Taamo~! And I'm Mag Seven now~! I'd hug you, Taamo, but I'd probably crush you.

While I have to figure out a way to write ELM as commentator without fucking up and getting a Mexican Pride Press for my troubles.

.... Well... I voted the second Yes.

I actually was on the forums over at LordsofPain.net - one of my rare 'hmm, I might join this forum' ventures. I don't know who or how I found the link - I think in someone's signature - and, well, here I am. And you're all glad to have me.

Hope you see you return soon, IL. Was fun jobbing you all the time.

*Janus, as director, runs in and beats the crap out of Team Jenkins* (Y)

Never, ever leave bored Aussies (and Merc) alone in chat. Especially late at night. We do something like this. Behold the SWF/SJL covering for the characters of LotR! Frodo = Spike Sam = whichever poor schmoe is in "Team Jenkins" Aragorn = Crow Gandalf = Judge Legolas = Tryst The Ents = Thor Boromir = Dace Gimli = The Omega Storm Saruman = Tom Flesher The Uruk-Hai = Magnificent Seven Members Sauron = Mercury King Theoden = Axis Arwen = Natasha Treebeard = Thoth Gollum = Silent Lord Elrond = Strangler Galadriel = Z

SINGLES MATCH Tryst vs. “Dark Rebel” Terry Wayne SINGLES MATCH Omega Storm vs. Fosta SINGLES MATCH Crow vs. Christian Blackwell FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH Janus vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins SINGLES MATCH SJL EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Sean Atlas© vs. Aecas BASTILLE BRAWL Insane Luchadore vs. Thor vs. Matt Myers MAIN EVENT SJL WORLD TITLE MATCH TWO REFEREE MATCH Mike Van Siclen© vs. Dace Night

Merry Kingmas indeed. *claps* Well done, Tom. (And to think I was going to ask if I'd ever star in one of those M-7 promos. )