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Month 3 Team Rosters Twisted Intestine Chris Jericho Jillian Hall R-Truth Jeff Hardy Vladimir Kozlov The Miz Mike Knox Randy Orton The Franchise R-Truth Carlito Primo Michelle McCool Ezekiel Jackson Cody Rhodes Tony Atlas Jack Swagger Brie Bella Kung Fu Naki Festus Jimmy Wang Wang Hornswaggle John Morrison The Miz 6foot9 Kane Finlay Chris Jericho Big Show John Morrison Ezekiel Jackson Matt Hardy The Great Khali Beast Cody Rhodes CM Punk Ezekiel Jackson John Morrison Maria Mark Henry Matt Hardy The Miz Vladimir Kozlov William Regal Sivy Ezekiel Jackson Randy Orton Santino Marella Carlito Festus R-Truth Jack Swagger Michelle McCool Matt Hardy Jeff Hardy FoleyFanForever CM Punk Batista John Morrison Brie Bella R-Truth Ranjin Singh Ezekiel Jackson Matt Hardy Jack Swagger Festus King Cucaracha The Miz John Morrison Maria Cody Rhodes Hornswaggle Ezekiel Jackson JBL Finlay Chavo Guerrero The Great Khali Runjin Singh Kelly Kelly The Boogeyman Marvinisalunatic Randy Orton Evan Bourne Mark Henry The Miz John Morrison Jeff Hardy Vladimer Kozlov R Truth Mellow Chris Jericho Randy Orton William Regal Matt Hardy The Miz John Morrison Jeff Hardy Tekcop Jeff Hardy William Regal R-Truth Matt Hardy John Morrison Kelly Kelly Chris Jericho Manu The Miz Fazzle The Miz Mark Henry Mike Knox Cody Rhodes Maryse Brie Bella Great Khali Vladimir Kozlov William Regal John Morrison Kung Fu Naki Maria Aragorn Chris Jericho Jeff Hardy John Cena Michelle McCool Primo Colon Kofi Kingston THE Brian Kendrick JHawk Charlie Haas R-Truth Gregory Helms John Morrison CM Punk Jeff Hardy Jack Swagger Boogeyman Primo Colon Dolph Ziggler Brie Bella Tony Atlas Sliced Bread #3 Matt Young Santino Marella Vladimir Kozlov The Brian Kendrick R-Truth Matt Hardy Mark Henry The Boogeyman The Miz John Morrison Mike Knox Jack Swagger DCH CM Punk Chris Jericho Hornswaggle Jeff Hardy John Cena Maria Vladimir Kozlov I mark for Wang Yang (or something) Hornswaggle Chris Jericho Randy Orton Rey Misterio The Miz Vladamir Kozlov Shelton Benjamin Santino Marella Garth Santino Marella CM Punk Carlito R-Truth Shelton Benjamin Steve Regal John Morrison The Miz Chris Jericho Benoit4hor Cody Rhodes Charlie Hass Santino Marella Jamie Noble Evan Bourne John Morrison Chavo Guerrero R-Truth Shelton Benjamin Candice Michelle Jack Swagger Matt Hardy General Spliff Chris Jericho The Big Show Jeff Hardy Mark Henry Evan Bourne Michelle McCool Manu Ezekiel Jackson Tony Atlas Funaki Zack Malibu Chris Jericho Kelly Kelly Evan Bourne R-Truth Shelton Benjamin Carlito Ted DiBiase Manu Brie Bella Matt Hardy Santino Marella JPopStarKami CM Punk Charlie Haas Santino Marella Kane Chris Jericho Mike Adamle Shawn Michaels A Happy Medium Chris Jericho CM Punk Michelle McCool The Brian Kendrick Triple H John Morrison Maryse Eddiebrock Beth Phoenix Chris Jericho CM Punk Randy Orton Santino Marella Natalya The Brian Kendrick Luke-O Jericho Ted DiBiase The Brian Kendrick Evan Bourne Finlay Triple H Jamie Noble Carlito The Ghost Of BPS Jeff Hardy Vladimir Kozlov Carlito Primo Ted DiBiase Cody Rhodes R-Truth Triple H

Yes, you can tell i've been cheating can you, from my awesome placing in Month 3 so far? Also, you're right about the Miz, he was left off.. i'm not quite sure why. I'll post everybody's team shortly. Sorry about that.

Justin TV? This screams bad news for TSM's PPV streams.

Kane Finlay Chris Jericho Big Show John Morrison Ezekiel Jackson Matt Hardy The Great Khali

For saying I only have one person on the Raw roster, i'm pretty happy so far. SmackDown! is my show this month.

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Raw Scorers: Chris Jericho 15 Mickie James 12 Candice Michelle 12 Melina 12 Beth Phoenix 11 Rey Mysterio 9 Katie Lea 9 Jillian Hall 9 Batista 9 Shawn Michaels 9 Kane 9 Randy Orton 9 John Cena 8 CM Punk 8 Kofi Kingston 7 Kelly Kelly 4 The Miz 4 John Morrison 4 Santino 4 Cody Rhodes 4 Snitsky 4 Manu 4 JBL 4 Shad 2 JTG 2 Dolph Ziggler 2 Mr Kennedy 2 William Regal 2 Layla 2 Triple H 2 Mike Knox 2

WWE Raw - 25/11/08 Appearances (2) Shad 1 JTG 1 Kelly Kelly 2 Dolph Ziggler 1 The Miz 1 John Morrison 1 Rey Mysterio 2 Shawn Michaels 2 JBL 2 Mr Kennedy 1 Batista 2 Kofi Kingston 1 Kane 2 Chris Jericho 2 Randy Orton 2 Cody Rhodes 2 Manu 2 Santino 1 Beth Phoenix 2 CM Punk 1 William Regal 1 Layla 1 Snitsky 1 Mike Knox 1 Triple H 1 Katie Lea 1 Jillian Hall 1 Mickie James 1 Candice Michelle 1 Melina 1 John Cena 1 In a match (2) The Miz 1 John Morrison 1 Rey Mysterio 1 Shawn Michaels 1 Kofi Kingston 1 Kane 1 Batista 1 Chris Jericho 1 Randy Orton 1 Santino 1 CM Punk 1 Snitsky 1 Beth Phoenix 1 Jillian Hall 1 Katie Lea 1 Mickie James 1 Candice Michelle 1 Melina 1 Winning a match (3) Shawn Michaels 1 Rey Mysterio 1 Kofi Kingston 1 Chris Jericho 1 CM Punk 1 Mickie James 1 Candice Michelle 1 Melina 1 In the Main Event (2) Beth Phoenix 1 Jillian Hall 1 Katie Lea 1 Mickie James 1 Candice Michelle 1 Melina 1 Chris Jericho 1 John Cena 1 Kane 1 In a Speciality Match (3) Randy Orton 1 Batista 1 Chris Jericho 1 Beth Phoenix 1 Jillian Hall 1 Katie Lea 1 Mickie James 1 Candice Michelle 1 Melina 1 Finishing Move Connects (1) Chris Jericho 1 CM Punk 1 John Cena 1 Weapon Shots (1) Kane 1 John Cena 3

I will do all these things and more, on Wednesday. I have to be up in a few hours and it's a long long day tomorrow. I haven't even gathered all the teams yet, there's about 10 more teams I need to assemble for Month 3, which starts with Raw tonight. I do agree this is bad timing to start my new job though. I should have explained in my interview when they asked if I had any holidays booked. Do you not know that it's Survivor Series tonight? Yeah, i'd definitely not have got the job. But i'm rabbiting on, which means it's past my bedtime and I have work soon. Raw will actually be updated on Wednesday i'm afraid guys, along with ECW shortly after it. Sorry sirs. (And Matt Young).

100% true. Didn't make it onto our screens. Shame really.

Just for the statisticians.. These are the full scorers for Month 2. Again, JPG format ruins my colours.

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Please note: I left for work at 7am this morning, it's now ten to midnight, and i've only just got back and watched SS. So if anything's amiss (I don't think it is.. but I always rewatch shows) i'll change anything that needs to be done on Wedneday, when I have my first day off. Raw will probably be scored the same time tomorrow.

Provisional Survivor Series Scorers: John Cena 25 Edge 22 Randy Orton 19 Shelton Benjamin 17 Rey Mysterio 17 Cody Rhodes 17 Mark Henry 17 The Great Khali 16 Candice 16 The Undertaker 16 Shawn Michaels 15 Beth Phoenix 15 Mickie James 15 Maryse 14 Matt Hardy 14 Batista 14 William Regal 14 Kelly Kelly 14 Chris Jericho 14 Shad 12 Jillian Hall 12 JTG 12 Triple H 11 CM Punk 11 The Big Show 11 The Miz 11 MVP 11 Maria 10 Vladimir Kozlov 10 Natalya 9 Kofi Kingston 8 R-Truth 8 Victoria 8 John Morrison 8 JBL 8 Kane 8 Michelle McCool 8 Eve 4 Jeff Hardy 4 Ranjin Singh 2 Santino 2 Brie Bella 2 Carlito 2 Primo 2 Charlie Haas 2 Layla 2 Manu 2 Tony Atlas 2 The Boogeyman 2

WWE Survivor Series 2008 Provisional scoring. Appearance (2) Shawn Michaels 1 Shad 1 JTG 1 Rey Mysterio 1 The Great Khali 1 Runjin Singh 1 JBL 1 Kane 1 MVP 1 The Miz 1 John Morrison 1 Triple H 2 Eve 2 Michelle McCool 1 Maryse 1 Natalya 1 Victoria 1 Maria 1 Santino 1 Beth Phoenix 1 Mickie James 1 Kelly Kelly 1 Candice 1 Jillian Hall 1 Matt Hardy 2 The Big Show 1 The Undertaker 1 Brie Bella 1 Carlito 1 Primo 1 Charlie Haas 1 The Boogeyman 1 Randy Orton 2 Shelton Benjamin 2 Mark Henry 2 William Regal 2 Cody Rhodes 2 Batista 1 CM Punk 1 Kofi Kingston 1 R-Truth 1 Layla 1 Manu 1 Tony Atlas 1 Vladimir Kozlov 2 Edge 1 Jeff Hardy 1 Chris Jericho 1 John Cena 1 Match (3) Shawn Michaels 1 Shad 1 JTG 1 Rey Mysterio 1 The Great Khali 1 JBL 1 Kane 1 MVP 1 The Miz 1 John Morrison 1 Michelle McCool 1 Maryse 1 Natalya 1 Victoria 1 Maria 1 Beth Phoenix 1 Mickie James 1 Kelly Kelly 1 Candice 1 Jillian Hall 1 The Big Show 1 The Undertaker 1 Randy Orton 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Mark Henry 1 William Regal 1 Cody Rhodes 1 Batista 1 CM Punk 1 Kofi Kingston 1 R-Truth 1 Matt Hardy 1 Triple H 1 Edge 1 Vladimir Kozlov 1 Chris Jericho 1 John Cena 1 Winning a Match (4) Shawn Michaels 1 Shad 1 JTG 1 Rey Mysterio 1 The Great Khali 1 Beth Phoenix 1 Mickie James 1 Kelly Kelly 1 Candice 1 Jillian Hall 1 The Undertaker 1 Randy Orton 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Mark Henry 1 William Regal 1 Cody Rhodes 1 Edge 1 John Cena 1 Title Win (8) Edge 1 John Cena 1 Main Event (5) Chris Jericho 1 John Cena 1 Speciality (3) Shawn Michaels 1 Shad 1 JTG 1 Rey Mysterio 1 The Great Khali 1 JBL 1 Kane 1 MVP 1 The Miz 1 John Morrison 1 Michelle McCool 1 Maryse 1 Natalya 1 Victoria 1 Maria 1 Beth Phoenix 1 Mickie James 1 Kelly Kelly 1 Candice 1 Jillian Hall 1 The Undertaker 1 The Big Show 1 Randy Orton 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Mark Henry 1 William Regal 1 Cody Rhodes 1 Batista 1 CM Punk 1 Kofi Kingston 1 R-Truth 1 Matt Hardy 1 Triple H 1 Edge 1 Vladimir Kozlov 1 Weapon (1) The Undertaker 3 The Big Show 2 Jeff Hardy 2 Chris Jericho 1 Finishing Move (1) MVP 1 The Great Khali 2 The Miz 1 Rey Mysterio 1 Shawn Michaels 1 Mickie James 1 Natalya 1 Beth Phoenix 1 The Undertaker 1 The Big Show 1 CM Punk 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Cody Rhodes 1 Mark Henry 1 Batista 2 Randy Orton 1 Triple H 1 Edge 2 Chris Jericho 3 John Cena 3 Eliminating Somebody (2) MVP 1 The Great Khali 1 Rey Mysterio 2 The Miz 1 Shawn Michaels 1 Kelly Kelly 1 Maryse 3 MIckie James 1 Candice 2 Maria 1 Beth Phoenix 1 CM Punk 1 Shelton Benjamin 1 Randy Orton 2 Cody Rhodes 1 Mark Henry 1 Batista 2

I suppose since I have Lisa.. I'll best take her brother! .... Yep. Hugo Simpson

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You sure like to talk about gay things. It wasn't hard to find, it's in the classics folder.

(HHH) Do I control life? Or just WWE (Undertaker) Caught in the Last Ride No escape from jobbing to me (Jericho) Open my eyes Look up at the lights and see I'm just a jobber I get no push you see It was easy come Easy go I was high Now I'm low (Undertaker) Any move my opponent throws Will not be sold by me by me (HHH) Momma, Just squashed a man Put my knee against his head And now his push is dead (Jericho) Main eventing, it had just begun But Hunters gone and taken it away (Brock) Taker, Oooooooh Here is the F5 You might sell it by this time tomorrow (Vince) What's going on, Whats going on? My whole fed is in tatters (Jeff Hardy) Too late My time has gone All those bumps compressed my spine Now it's aching all the time (Booker) Goodbye mid card buddies I've got to go To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof (HHH) Booker, Noooooo You don't work WWE style I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all *Guitar Solo* (Vince) I see a little potential in this man (JR) He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss We can put him over Rico (HHH) Benoit works like lightning Very, very frightened me Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio job him out (Nash) My knees won't goooooo (Jericho) I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me (HHH) He's just a jobber Loses to the pedigree Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see (Jericho) I've been high I've been low, will you let me go? (HHH) I will not, Will not let you go (Booker) Let me go (HHH) I will not I will not let you go (Benoit) Let me go (HHH) I will not I will not let you go (Guerrero) Let me go (HHH) Never ever let you gooooo Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me (Angle) An idea, An idea Would be to let me go (HHH) This is not good you are a far superior worker to me To me To meeeeee *Guitar solo* (Booker) So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes? (Jericho) So you think you can squash me and leave me to die? (All) Oh Hunter Can't do this to us Hunter We're taking over Taking right over the WWE *Guitar Solo* (Vince) Oooooooooh Buy Rates Buy Rates *more solo* (Vince) Hunter never mattered He just didn't see Money really matters Money really matters To me (HHH) Tell me where'd my job go?

Somebody post Bohemian Rhapsody while we're at it, complete with HHH lyrics. Man, that was shit hot.

Last hour for the eight or so guys left.

No, it's just my friends, they're generally assholes. I have a feeling _something_ big will happen tonight, too. With Cena returning, the Jeff.. saga? ongoing, the possibility of Edge being around.. What a great day to start a new job.

Awesome poem.

I imagine a bad post is about to be posted.

Oh, I am, but there's no way i'll be able to avoid ten hours of spoilers tomorrow. My friends will either text me if something half-big happens or just simply drop by my work and say so. Especially if I make it clear I don't want to hear it.