Nevermortal

Terrorists burn his house down? Children kidnapped? Wife raped by a motorcycle gang? What the fuck am I watching?

Headbutt finishes clean. AW YESH~!

But we're better than Smarkchoice. Post them here, you.....brigand.

Indeed. Now, where's the stunt granny? I need to increase my Over by a point.

Did Arch Enemy mainly play songs from Wages of Sin or Anthems of Rebellion?

Who's goin' chicken huntin'? We's goin' chicken huntin'.

"I will kill you someday, Token." "What'd you say?" "Nothing."

The fish and I have actually formed an alliance... We're calling ourselves SeaMEN. And we're here to openly challenge the Dames to our own gimmick match, only to have it blown up in our faces when a former foe comes down to the ring and interferes.

Wow, Lesnar's a schlub?

He'll stick flowers in the pee....the bastard. Yes, and then they will die! Mwahahaha! Good thing I don't shit in them, because then they'd grow. Oh, and AoO, not if I hit you with a semi first. And soon, I will reveal my mystery partner that will get me even more crowd heat, right here...on the ProWrestling.com forums. (boo, hiss)

Bastard. Yeah, sorry. Now, you can feign a heel turn by getting on your knees in front of me, only to give me a ballshot. But, I'm still going to hit someone with a truck.

There is no pimp. That board is still lacking something. *1/2

Thankfully they quickly changed that. And he got the...PERFECT...theme. his music has always been one of my favorites Amen brother. I remember the first time I heard his music, Survivor Series 1992 when he made his comback with Savage. I was just like "that's even better than Flair and Savage's music!" (before I knew what Pomp and Circumstance was... funny backstory to that the first time I went to a graduation..) Anyway, I always liked Perfect's music, and when he passed away, and they played his music during the tribute, I lost it. Anyone know the official name of it? "Exodus", I believe.

Typical Response Here about Webpages Nowadays: LOL GO HEREZORS

"I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus, get your love all over my face." Gold.

Ha, Cartman got what he deserved.

No, that place blows. This place is much more hip and down with the times. I give that board *1/2.

WHO TOUCHED MY SCRAPBOOK!?!?!

How is Steiner in the game?

Too much un-necessary shitting on the N64 game. It was a decent game, I liked it, I owned it. Then again, I'm a very huge dark/macabre mark, so much so that I loved Nightmare Creatures...

Final Fantasy = CLICKABLE MOVIE. Its fucking true.

In that case, here's my picks for the entire tourney.. ROUND 2 Alex Shelley v. Jimmy Jacobs - Alex Shelley Chris Hero v. Sonjay Dutt - Chris Hero Jimmy Rave v. Danny Daniels - Rave (maybe setting up a Daniels/Rave IWA title match down the line) Johnny Storm v. Michael Shane - Michael Shane AJ Styles v. B-Boy - AJ Styles Truth Martini v. BJ Whitmer - BJ Whitmer ROUND 3 Alex Shelley v. Chris Hero - Alex Shelley Jimmy Rave v. Michael Shane - Jimmy Rave AJ Styles v. BJ Whitmer - BJ Whitmer FINALS Alex Shelley v. Jimmy Rave v. BJ Whitmer - Alex Shelley

Ok, so that leaves the field with 12 guys. Do they do it Best of the Best style in the later rounds, or do some get a bye?

WWE has had a medical fetish this past year.... Stretcher Matches, Ambulance Matches, Doctors & Nurses being pummeled, Shane having a bag of blood squirted on him... What's next, a Circumcision Death Match?

No, let's all go to http://www.woundgallery.com/