Nevermortal

Pork ribs

I guess he got his wish then. LOL2003omgwtf

*did a spit-take*

4. Homicide v. Steve Corino - One of the most emotional and action packed half hours of wrestling I've ever been a witness to. From Corino's ultra heelish ring announcements to Homicide's tight-ass STF, this match is a match of the year candidate, no doubt about it.

That's very hard to do considering ETM was very overrated and a piece of crap. ETM wasn't that bad. But the driving levels sucked dick.

Pete & Pete

He has Drug Free tattooed on his knuckles, Straightedge on his stomach, and the Pepsi tattoo.

Hahaha... Coach: "Is it really disrespectful to tell your woman to shut up?"

From the Innovator of Violence to jobbing in mixed tag matches.... Tommy Dreamer, what happened to thee?

Has Tommy Dreamer ever been on a WWE PPV besides the Immunity Battle Royale since he came in during the summer of 2001?

Wow, Ivory can't act.

Scotsman beat him.

Is this thread ghey?

Either before or after Lesnar became champion by defeating The Rock, he had a match with Bob Holly on Smackdown where the two of them didn't cooperate. Apparently, Holly was trying to rough up the rookie, and Brock was all like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T", and tossed Holly on his head with a powerbomb. Holly hasn't been seen since.

I demand to be featured in this Raw, presumably in a role bitching about 7.00

Steve Eugene Corino! HA!

I nominate Czech republic because of his TUBULAR~! 1890's Raw reviews.

Paul London!

Can Sid even walk without the aid of a cane anymore?

How about when Lillian Garcia was announcing the names for the WWF/WCW v. ECW 20 man tag on Raw, kept fucking up, and eventually decided to give up halfway through. Gold.

Yep. Not this lame-o "Nu-Gothic Metal" era they're going through now. Bitter Suites to Succubi = SUCKS!

Right away Ace Reporter, Gregory Helms chimes in, "I knew it was Prince Paul all along" At which point Eric Bischoff says"Your suspended" No first we'd have to have Reporter Helms ragging on some random person for being PP and attacking them backstage because he's "sure" it's him. Just like when Bradshaw was looking for the mole! And Mole is part of the PP saga! It all ties together! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

I liked Music....somewhat

I always envisioned Ministry-era Undertaker coming out to something by Cradle of Filth. It was fitting.

Suddenly, in the parking lot, RVD is run over by a semi. When questioned, Kane had this to say: "PRINCE PAUL! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"