To be fair, Lizzie never did a "Cocktails" scene, though she is the sicko who directed all three of the movies. Here's my review of Cocktails in spoiler tags for the weak in stomach.
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Cocktails
Extreme Associates, 2000
Bukkake is all the rage nowadays. Someone, people find endless amounts of creepy guys jacking off into a woman's face to be erotic.
I...don't. There must be something wrong with me. But I digress...
The guys at Extreme Associates (Yeah, the guys that bring us XPW) decided that bukkake sucks, and they would invent their own version of the cum covering activity. So, what do you get when you mix the twisted director Lizzy Borden with a bunch of girls with multiple partners? Fucking sickness. You'll see why.
Scene Number One: Augie & Steve Taylor
Augie's a nice little dish. Average looking porn chick. She begins right away by sucking on Steve's dick. Right away, she pukes. She then catches this puke into a glass. After seeing that, you know you're in for a rough trip for the rest of the tape. After that, she gets fucked, long and good. While the fucking is going on though, she's getting choked & fish hooked, as well as spitting into the glass from before. Disgusted yet? It gets better (or worse). After a nice reverse cowgirl anal, the guy cums into said glass, and she gulps it down. Yup, she just gulped down her own spit & puke, plus a guy's load.
**1/2 for the sex
** for the "freak show" factor. Yeah, its disgusting, but you ain't see NOTHING yet.
Scene Number Two:Jessica Jewel, John Strong & Rich Handsome
Jessica Jewel starts off this scene by drinking a wine cooler. Keep that in mind. Almost immediately, she begins to give both the guys a good double blowjob. In between sucks, she spits into a glass (like before). Jessica's enthusiastic, and bobs from each cock like a fucking champ. Very hot. Then, they begin to fuck her hard and raw, like typical extreme scenes. She takes it anally. They then cum in her face, and drip the excess into the glass. She pours the wine cooler into the glass and pours it all over her tits. Then, she almost makes me vomit by pulling a blood diaphraghm out of her pussy. [shudder]
***1/2 for the sex
**3/4 for the freak show, because the worst is still yet to come.
Scene Number Three:Arnold Schwartzenpeckr, Brian Surewood & Candy Cotton
Candy's got some nice big fake tits and shaved slit. She goes right to town on the guys with vigor. More slam fucking, rough sex, anal, DP occurs as they build towards the end. The guys then jizz all over her, she puts it into the glass, spits, and chugs it all down. Eh, not as good as the first two in both categories.
** for the sex
**1/4 for the freak show
Scene Number Four:Jewel De'Nyle, John Strong, Mike Long, Mark Wood
If you like Jewel De'Nyle, you'll probably be torn as to whether or not you like this scene. Immediately she goes to the oral, chugging down all three dicks, spitting in the glass like before. This isn't your average circle suck either, these guys seem to try to destroy her with dicks in the face. She's gagging and puking all over the place, too. The men then mount her, give her DP, and she takes it like a motherfucking champ too. This is the best part of the scene, until we get the obligatory abuse like so many Extreme vids. Slapping, spitting, etc. It all goes into the glass. Jewel then gets the facials, lets them drip down into the glass, spits...and gulps the concoction down. Sickest scene yet.
**** for the sex
***3/4 for the freak show. I've said this before, we aren't done. The sickest is still coming up.
Scene Number Five:Brandon Iron, John Strong, Kristy Myst, Mike Long, Mark Wood
Before this scene starts, I'd like to say, this is the sickest scene on the tape, without a shadow of a fucking doubt. If you've been waned on Vivid porn and the ilk, then this will just make you repulsed, swear off porn altogether and join a church group. That's how bad it is. With that said, onto the scene...
Kristi Myst is enjoying a nice day at the pool. Her man comes home and chews her out for being lazy instead of picking him up (take the fucking bus, asshole!). Her punishment is (no, she doesn't have to cook dinner or watch the kids) to suck his dick, and all his friends'. Again, the oral scene starts off good, but then they get to the slapping, puking, and drooling into the glass. Honestly, I've never scene such a rough oral scene. She gags at nearly every dick insertion. That's how unbelievably disgusting this is. They then begin to go to town on her, absolutely tearing her ass up. Closeups of gape, multi-dick penetration, etc. are shot very well, but very gross. She does take dick well, but its so rough and so abusive that you can't help but feel sorry for her at some points. Guess what? We still aren't done.
After the dicking, Kristi gets a tube of water inserted in her ass, while the bowl is underneath. She expels the liquid, but misses the pan. They slap her, and does it again. Not much comes out. They guys claim the reason why nothing's coming out is because "We Fucked The Shit Out of Her", so they do it again. This time, shit water comes out, with actual pieces of shit mixed in. Combine that with the puke, spit, and other various bodily fluids, and you've got the sickest concoction ever made. I mean, goddamn, there's a THICK LAYER OF SCUM on top of it. The guys then ejaculate in her face and the bowl......and she drinks it all down. I nearly wretch. To add insult, she's called a "Disgusting Filthy Whore"...and right now I can't argue. They slap her more, and spit in her mouth. The end.
***1/2 for the sex
***** for the sickest, most revolting display of freak show porn ever caught on tape.
Recommendation to Avoid if you're into the artsy fartsy pretty porn like Wicked, Vivid, Andrew Blake, etc. If you're into rough sex, I wholeheartedly recommend, but stop when the girl drinks/pours the "cocktail" on her body. And for those of you who get off on that "cocktail" shit, well, someone better have mercy on your souls.
Oh, and recently, Lizzie Borden filmed Cocktails 2 & 3, which are said to be sicker than #1. I'm not reviewing those.
