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  1. Nevermortal

    Your stankiest fart ever

    A few weeks back, one of my friends farted in 7-11, and it apparently smelled like cancer.
  2. Nevermortal

    Dude, everyone's dying.

    And dies.
  3. Nevermortal

    Dude, everyone's dying.

    OH SHIT~!
  4. Nevermortal

    Dude, everyone's dying.

    Christopher Reeve's wheelchair moving straw malfunctioned and he rolled into traffic.
  5. Nevermortal

    Oh my.

    I remember seeing that a while ago when my friend got it from Blackest Heart Media. I dunno if they're still around. I think the video is called Tard Spasm. It's like this generic hardcore/shitcore band playing for a room of fat retards. It's great. Shitcore.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Deadly Sinners" - 3 Inches of Blood
  7. Nevermortal

    Angels/Red Sox ALDS Thread

    1 run....please....
  8. Nevermortal

    What Gasoline Station Do You Rely On?

    Whatever's cheaper.
  9. Nevermortal

    John Cena

    Carlito Carribbean Cool is god.
  10. Nevermortal

    DEF JAM VENDETTA II

    This game is super fun. I'm definitely going to pick it up soon in a few weeks; just bought THUG2 so my bank account's still smoldering from that 50$ hit. I'm a big mark for the fact that FLAVA FLAV~~~~! is in it, as well as Henry Rollins. Operation no doubt is now in full effect.
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    Scariest/Most disturbing album ever

    Speaking of King Diamond, has anyone heard of 3 Inches of Blood? Typical power-metal/thrash fusion when it comes to the instruments, but the singer sounds like someone tossed King Diamond, the dude from Voivod, and a random black metal singer in a blender and hit puree. The funniest thing about them though is the face that they sing about orcs, dragons, and all other stereotypical power metal bullshit, but they look like every other generic metal-core/hardcore band out there today. Album cover: 3 Inches of Blood: Weihd.
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    B to the E

    That sounds good. On average, 2 or 3 shots with a can of Red Bull? Do it up with equal parts of each. It fucks you up. I recommend another energy drink however, since Red Bull tastes like drinking amoxicillin. Maybe something sweet like the Sobe Adrenaline Rush, the Monster Energy Drink, or X-Pac's favorite, Hansen's.
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    Scariest/Most disturbing album ever

    John Zewizz - Women of the SS. You need all of this.
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    B to the E

    Red Bull + Jagermeister = Jager Bomb
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    Angle talks shit on Eddie

    I like the man who makes the Necro > Angle observation. It's true, by the way.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Tessie" - Dropkick Murphys
  17. Nevermortal

    Scott Keith's Book

    God yes.
  18. Nevermortal

    The Praise Thread

    Nevermortal.
  19. Nevermortal

    Wondering Where Real Music Went?

    Needs more Lividity.
  20. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Seabeast" - Mastodon
  21. I'd like to comment on Punk v. Joe: Really, really good story told, but it kind of broke down towards the end (work-wise) because Joe looked like he was going to keel over and die on some of the spots; a lot of which Punk was calling really loudly. But you could probably blame that on the camerawork, which for some reason decided to stick to those really close up angles at those moments in the match. Speaking of the camera- the dirty lens on World Title Classic is distracting as all hell. I can't wait for the rematch; but I'm hoping it'll be for the No. 1 Contendership, since I'm rooting for Danielson on 10/2.
  22. Nevermortal

    List your aliases..

    NM Nevermortal
  23. Nevermortal

    Your family origins

    Italy.
  24. Cooke, what's your opinion on the 5/22 Gen Next 8 man tag?
  25. Nevermortal

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Blood and Thunder" - Mastodon
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