Nevermortal

Maybe that's why I cry when I shave my pubes. Well, at least you don't cry while you masturbate, that'd be too weird.

And now having read the "So, Zsasz was banned" thread, I am shocked and appalled. I HATE YOU ALL

Having never really paid much attention to Mr Zsasz, I'll take that as a compliment.

Bitches be trippin'

Hurricane Frances is such a big pussy. Inc should fuck it.

That's it, I'm closing this thread.

I'm so glad Dismachine brought this to our attention. Remind me to take a big shit in his honor.

Still: "The Muffin Man" - Frank Zappa. I've still yet to figure it out.

Well, they are called Nile for a reason.... I think it's much more refreshing than the kill/fuck/die/Satan/gore lyrics we get in death metal all the time. It's a little hokey, but then again, so is death metal in general some times.

"The Muffin Man" - Frank Zappa. whatthefuck.

"The Subtle Arts of Murder and Persuasion" - Lamb of God

Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade did a pretty admirable job of covering Pink Floyd's Animals. Dream Theater's covered Metallica's "Master of Puppets" live once.

http://www.beerwithmike.com/pop/hacksaw-hi.htm I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

I heard it had to do with BJ Whitmer's upcoming personality transplant.

GUYS.

Pat Patterson walking in on a Rock promo, noticing the camera, and then quickly exiting through the door he came from. I wish I still had that on tape.

I'd like to think of IWA as the most high profile unprofessional professional wrestling show in town (figure that one out!). Aesthetically, the shows look like ass, with their shitty ring, silly commentary, and small crowds, but the in-ring stuff is absolutely top shelf, and Ian breaks the bank to bring in the people that the fans want to see. Give 'em another chance.

I work part time in addition to classes....it's not all that bad, to be honest. The only day that truly sucks is Thursday, when I go to work from 6am-11am, then I have class from 12-2, then 4-10.

GUYS.......SERIOUSLY.

I, Nevermortal want Adam Gooch back in the IWA:MS. Mainly because his name is Gooch.

I love the Captain of Outer Space. He never fails to please.

Jesus fucking Christ almighty, you aren't serious with this thread, are you?

All Star Extravaganza Main Event Spectacles Death Before Dishonor Final Battle '03 Survival of the Fittest Can't go wrong with any of those.

I could take them both.