Nevermortal

What kind of huge-ass truck do you drive, AoO?

I always wondered about that. When you shit in the shower, do you have to like mash it down with your feet ala the grape process in wine-making, or does it just naturally break up and wash away on its own?

Well, I didn't want to use the term assume, since that makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Are you still not talking to me? :-(

Whenever I'm bored at work, I take a shit. It really breaks up the monotony, and it's also the best time to sit back, relax, and think about various topics.

Too many Yngwie Malmsteen and Helloween questions.

I'm surfing the web with my balls hanging out of my shorts. I figured I'd let you dudes know.

Certain religions require you to carry ceremonial blades. I know for a fact that Sikhs (or some Sikhs) have to possess a special dagger at all (?) times.

You sent him Tylenol via PM? FUNNIEST EVER LOLLERCAUST LOLLERSKATES LOLLERCOASTER

I hate Morrowind.

Worst day ever.

Take a tylenol PM and quit being Dr. Gay, Dr. Gay.

Subliminal Animal is by far the best poster. You might be overlooking someone....

It's funny's cousin, not funny And that post looked to be funny's step-father, the board cliche.

It's funny's cousin, not funny

Blame JK Rowling. You know, since she spoiled it BY WRITING THE BOOK.

Yep, the Hockomock Swamp. Supposedly one of the most haunted places in the Northeast.

lol ill send aoo the saliva album

OH GOD MY SPLEEN!

I just realized that my post is almost identical to Inca's. I've committed a message board faux pas.

Why don't you get your tight black jeans with matching white belt right now? Or do you need to get the 80's videogame wristband first?

How much is that doggie in the window?

No more Vern.

I'm thinking Pain's opponent could be the 'Beater, provided he's ready to go after TOD.

Is there a chance the track could bend?