Nevermortal

I support the election. Impeach Dr. Tom!

Telekinetic Sex?

Cheer up, big guy.

He's definitely older than me. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge

It's alright Banky.

At the end of the Halo 2 trailer playing in theaters, the screen shows a url, http://www.ilovebees.com/ When you load it up, you get a seriously FUBAR'd webpage and then a countdown. Some people are saying that the countdown is actually ticking down to a Halo 2 early release date on August 24th.

Gag me with a spoon.

Internet feuds are gay!

God anticrombie, shut the fuck up, you fucking baby.

"Gilded Cunt" - Cradle of Filth

I kinda fell out of touch with my Xbox, until about recently when I bought Hitman: Contracts, the new Splinter Cell, and Manhunt. I'm thinking of getting Ninja Gaiden and Red Dead Revolver. Are there any other good games that I wouldn't know about that I should check out?

Halo, kid

Courtesy of TheBrandon over @ the CZWjerks board: Round ONE - The Arsenal d. Evil Ninja #2 (2/3 Light Tube Log Cabins) Nick Gage d. Ruckus (Barbed Wire Boards) Wifebeater d. Mad Man Pondo (Fans Bring The Weapons) Sexxy Eddy d. Ian Knoxx (Tack Strips) Necro Butcher d. Green Phantom (Fans Bring The Weapons) JC Bailey d. Chri$ Ca$h (Light Tubes & Ladders Death Match) Round TWO - Sexxy Eddy d. The Arsenal (Light Tubes) *Eddy had three gashes on his forearm that sprayed blood two feet away, into his own mouth, and at fans. Gotta love Montreal. Wifebeater d. JC Bailey (Fans Bring The Weapons) Necro Butcher d. "Hardcore" Nick Gage (Panes of Glass) Round THREE - Sexxy Eddy doesn't continue due to his injury. Wifebeater d. Necro Butcher (Double Hell 200 Light Tube) *One side is a fence with 200 tubes. One is a barbed wire fence. One side has barbed wire ropes, and the ring is filled with every weapon they have. Zandig announces that CZW would be on Pay Per View soon.

The best part is that they can show people taking a shit, but pussy? BANNED!

"An Epitaph" - Darkest Hour

Michael Moore is a genius. is Mike here yet?

I'd so stick it in Miriam.

"Projector" - Cannae

I'd give TAoP a 500 if I could. It's their best song ever, and one of the best songs ever created.

Him and Danzig should start a club.

Darkest Hour - "Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation" 01 - The Sadist Nation (9/10) 02 - Pay Phones and Pills (8/10) 03 - Oklahoma (8.5/10) 04 - Marching to the Killing Rhythm (9/10) 05 - The Misinformation Age (10/10) 06 - Seven Day Lie (8/10) 07 - Accessible Losses (10/10) 08 - The Patriot Virus (8/10) 09 - Veritas, Aequitas (10/10) 10 - For the Soul of the Savior (7/10)

"Seven Day Lie" - Darkest Hour Holy fucking Gothenburg.

The Rules of Attraction - 10/10 I can't get enough of this movie. This is like the 5th time I've watched it in 3 days.

I don't smoke, but I have absolutely no problem with other people smoking around me because I don't believe in second hand smoke bullshit theories about how you get cancer from being in a 30 inch proximity from a lit cigarette. The only problem I've ever had with cigarettes in my life was during my time working at Gamestop. EVERY OTHER EMPLOYEE SMOKED. I was the lone wolf. And because of their smoking, they got to take cigarette breaks like every hour or some shit, but when I wanted to take a bathroom break or just sit there and dick around for a bit, I got bitched at. I contemplated starting a habit then.

-Yep. - I wouldn't say that I'm rich. I'm definitely well off, but most of my friends parents have income that dwarfs mine. Not only do they match, I also get my pants ironed all the time, including my jeans. They've got a crease down the leg! For the most part, yep. True. I've only worked 3 jobs in my life. One was landscaping, one was retail, and the other is at a call center. I fully expect the real world to kick me in the nuts, because I have no idea what I'm going to do post-college. The hair will be cut eventually, but right now I'm fully content to let it grow out for year 2. I probably wouldn't get a tattoo because I'll regret it immediately. As for driving a van, I already do that, actually. It actually hauls ass, amazingly.