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Gravy Train!!!!! @ The Century Lounge on July 10th Cryptopsy @ The Drum Show on July 18th Maybe Ozzfest if I get comped...

They should do a weekly ban. BBCW Deon Dark Trivia247 glennsoe TNABaddBoi One after another

If Billy Gunn is "all american", I'm moving to fucking Iraq.

Mordecai, you mean you'll symbol-ize him, right?

If Knoble's going to slap the Stars 'n Bars on his tights, he really shouldn't put it against a melon colored background.

I believe the pecking order goes: Raw > Velocity > TNA > Smackdown

Paul London just died

Does anyone remember this awesome episode of True Life? I caught a replay a few days back and for one hour, I plunged right back into awesomeness. What happens when a meathead construction worker goes down to the Jersey Shore looking for love, 3am steak "sanguiches", and good times with his friends? The greatest hour in MTV history, that's what. We laughed, we cried, we wanted to see the guy get his ass kicked. And oh yeah, we definitely felt a lot better about ourselves afterwards.

I think you guys might be confusing "I'm a Pornstar" with VH1's "Totally Gay!" Because in "Totally Gay", when they show the movie footage, the exact quote is "Let's rock 'n roll. Ass sex is the bomb." I'll never forget those words, ever. They were that absurd. "I'm a Pornstar" was only good on the first spin. The first one was about 2 hours long, detailing so many porn personalities. Then, MTV edited it to a half hour and cut out a helluva lot of relevant shit.

Today I was reading B-Mouth and I learned that Cryptopsy are playing a high school about 20 minutes from my house on July 18th. To say that the choice of venue is bizarre is quite the understatement. Anyway, Flo Mounier, here I come.

Note: Woonsocket's in RI, and so am I, so I rule

Samoa Joe/Reyes v. Daniels/AmDrag "One of these....is not like the others."

AFI & Thursday are not hardcore. Atreyu is not hardcore. Atreyu is a metal band.

http://www.turnto10.com/news/3450740/detail.html I think they should go for a Zalligator or a Znake next.

G4's shows are so fucking horrible. The only good things out of their merge are still the Tech TV shows.

Yep. And afterwards, the kid cried. What a pussy.

Electric Light Orchestra I like Dimmu. They're decent.

"Cryptopsy will be playing a few songs, followed by a drum solo by Flo." Reason enough to go, in my opinion.

London is an absolute tremendous wrestler. Too bad he's screwed. But hey, he's the one that signed the contract. So I've got no pity for him.

That is the lamest internet come back ever. They're my specialty. kthxbye

Why has my life sunken to such depths? [note: show is free]

I just caught the hype video for the "V" show. It was the perfect mix of insane deathmatch spots, head-drops, lesbians, and topless chicks. The toplessness and the lesbians kinda caught me off guard however. When and why did those happen?

Apparently, your internet is wrong.

What a great thread.

Tack's gonna call shenanigans on this!