Nevermortal

Goofy.

Oh my god, they are doing the Voodoo gimmick with him. God dammit.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out I mean, really, don't, cause it might hurt a bit

It's a symbol, not a cross!

If anyone nominates iB, I quit the world.

Agent of Oblivion IDRM

Ah, bask in the moderating powers of Don Becker.

One of the wisest predictions yet.

I'd make out with that man. Fag.

Bradshaw does not deserve to hold that belt, plain and simple. This is a sympathy, "thanks for working here for almost a decade" main event push ala Bob Holly earlier this year.

No, Kamui did too. GTA is fun, but it's in no way the BEST GAME EVAR D00D.

Freddy Got Fingered.

Well, he's black.

When's the last time there was an unannounced squash match on a PPV?

My prediction: The buyrate will be low.

"Concertina" - The Mars Volta

"Death is the Martyr of Beauty" - Death in June

Before I left the house tonight, the board was looking mighty fine. Now, everything is centered and the horizontal scrollbar is appearing because a little tiny fraction of the screen isn't being shown. CHANGE IS BAD, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT ANNOYS ME! REVERT! REVERT GOD DAMN YOU!

The cash. Duh. Would you rather have sex with a human corpse or the corpse of a hippopotamus?

Would you rather have sex with the womanliest man or the manliest woman?

At this point, I'll take anyone except Slugger. With Joe involved, it'll automatically be entertaining.

"Preview of Hell" - Nasum

FYI everybody, the WORLD-1 show has been cancelled. http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=2411&p=1# This doesn't affect me in the least since I wasn't planning on going to see W-1 anyway, but I figured I'd post it for the people who were going to see it. 2 days from seeing ROH live. I'm fucking hyped. This will be my 7th live show.

My prom photo was better....