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  1. Nevermortal

    HANH

    Dick so big got caught in her throat
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    HANH

    I just got reminded of when the Ying Yang Twins were on MTV Cribs. Naturally, it was the best episode. The series has since jumped the shark.
  3. Nevermortal

    HANH

    Whistle while you 'twerk
  4. Nevermortal

    HANH

    Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang Twins
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    HANH

    Call that bitch Bojangles
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    HANH

    Ho shake yo ass til the song ends
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    Destination X

    I would hope they wouldn't bring in KENTA. If he had to job to someone like Sabin, Skipper, Williams, or Styles, it'd be a very sad day. Plus, nobody in the audience would know who the hell he is unless TNA got a hold of some of his NOAH footage.
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    Most Disturbing Image

    I probably would've too had it not been spliced with the electroshock, vomiting, and amputation.
  9. Nevermortal

    What should I name my son?

    Jimmy Starbucks
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    The Aristocrats

    Plz play BREAKING BENJAMIN
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    The Aristocrats

    HEY AREN'T YOU ON THE RADIO
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    Sorry LA peeps

    If you don't like Lamb of God, you're a tremendous faggot (even though their last two albums can't hold a candle to their debut).
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    Top Three Most Played Albums in Recent Weeks

    Have you heard that one album where he just makes mouth noises for 35 tracks?
  14. Nevermortal

    Hottest Male Wrestler

    Hiroshi Tanahashi
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    Do you smoke?

    I think it looks very feminine on guys. It's too "pretty" and guys aren't supposed to be "pretty". Then I will continue to do it in order to confound the gays. Loss is gay
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    What are you watching

    Recently: Bob Sapp v. Kensuke Sasaki (3/28/04) - Very interesting. Wouldn't call it good, but it's very, very interesting. Especially the Akira Hokuto battle with Makai and Bob Sapp taking one huge motherfucker of a Northern Lights Bomb. Genichiro Tenryu v. Yuji Nagata (8/8/04) - Posssibly the most fun I've ever had watching a match in a LONG time. From Tenryu's retaliation from Nagata not breaking a hold, to Nagata no selling a Tenryucanrana and PASTING him with a charging knee, there's infinite amounts of awesome contained in a 15 minute match.
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    Do you smoke?

    What's fucking wrong with long hair.
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    Maven's Finisher

    The Lung Blower is absolute death when done correctly. I approve.
  19. Nevermortal

    Serious thread.

    Well, she wasn't naked, so would it still be considered porn?
  20. Nevermortal

    Battle Royale released in US?

    Apparently a shitload of people want to rent it. I just added it to my queue and it's status is "VERY LONG WAIT".
  21. Nevermortal

    Smoker?

    Agreed.
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    Smoker?

    Two words: affirmative action. Smokers are not a racial or ethnic minority. They're people who choose to maintain a filthy, disgusting habit, and they have to bear the responsibilities that come with that habit. A health-care company, given the nature of their business, should absolutely be able to enforce a no-smoking policy. I find smoking elegant.
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    This is my kingdom now.

    No, Averman from the Mighty Ducks EDIT: People, there's no need to quote posts with pictures. I hate that. EDIT: Notice how 'Junge conveniently edited out the silly picture of himself. I hate that.
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