JustJoe2k5

Not really.

I bet theres a huge prop storage closet at WWE HQ, and I bet its in there somewhere. Nah, it's not at HQ...Edge is fucking it. *sudden image of Edge in bed and a mechanical "Oh yeah baby do it again" coming out from under the covers* God that's horrible. I doubt Edge could bag Linda. OK I was wrong. THAT's horrible. I need to go pour bleach directly onto my brain now. That's how one of the Von Erich's and the third Ultimate Warrior both died. They were the same person.

"Kiss My Ass" will main event, you should've known that. It'll need atleast twenty minutes.

If they carry out this Kane/Umaga feud, it could be pretty good.

That would cover '99, since that is what happened between Chyna, the Corporation, and Triple H.

Normal person without a limp.

Vince McMahon had to find a way that he could makeout with Melina, tonight he finally found that way.

A person wasn't thrown in the water in '97. A mannequin was tossed off the bridge. Steve Austin threw the Intercontinental title belt into the water in '97. The Rock threw Steve Austin and Austin's Smokin' Skull title belt into the water in '99.

A person wasn't thrown in the water in '97.

I was too bothered with the botch than hearing Cena's reaction. Was it positive? Very positive.

Does everyone want to ignore the reaction John Cena just received? Do you all still feel he isn't over?

It'll be John Cena.

If Vince thinks he is funny, that's all that matters.

DX / McMahon Family will continue.

This is probably the hottest crowd RAW has had in a few months.

I'm just going by WWE thinking, until people just flat out sit on thier hands for him and he gets no reaction John Cena is going to be contiually protected and sit at the top of cards as their "new star". John Cena is possibly the most protected guy on that roster.....I don't think he'll ever lose a match clean. I think Hulk Hogan, Triple H, and the Undertaker could all lay claim to that "most protected guy on the roster" label.

Hurricanes may be interested in either Anson Carter or Jason Allison to fill the void for Cory Stillman. At this point, Allison seems to be more likely choice than Carter.

How about Blue Blazer vs. Mr. Perfect from WrestleMania V? Short but very sweet. Makes you wonder what type of match the two could have if they were given more time. I think an extended match between the two would rival Bret Hart's matches against Mr. Perfect.

Another great game for the Panthers' defense. 17-10 win over the Jacksonville Jaguars. The Panthers' offense looked solid against a talented Jaguars' defense, but the Panthers' defense looked spectacular against the Jaguars' offense. Three sacks and two interceptions, one sack resulted in a fumble that was returned for a touchdown. Panthers' first-team defense has given up a total of three points over the past two preseason games. Thursday night, Steve Smith returns to the field against the Miami Dolphins.

Easy end to the Mick Foley/Ric Flair match, have Flair put a plastic bag over Foley's head.

I still think Rice was at the end of a raw deal last season, when the 49ers wouldn't re-sign him so he could retire like this. I can understand that you want to look towards the future, but you also have to remember that you're the 49ers, who just had the #1 overall pick in the NFL draft, and he is Jerry Rice, one of the greatest wide receivers in NFL history.

They should have had Khali take some chairshots earlier in his run, that made him look more tough than anything else he did throughout his time on Smackdown.

After Jeff Hardy returns Monday night, who will he feud with first? Will WWE start him off at the bottom or immediately place him in contention for the Intercontinental title?

There is some potential with this card. Edge and John Cena could have a decent match together, really just depends on the amount of time they are given. Batista vs. King Booker is in the same boat, could be good if it is kept at a pace that doesn't expose Batista. Big Show vs. Sabu could be pretty fun to watch, Show has shown a willingness to take a beating and Sabu will kill himself for the fans. Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Orton will suck, completely. I can only hope it is the match that finally ends Hogan's career. As much as I hate Shane McMahon and Vince McMahon, they do a fantastic job when it comes to getting their asses kicked on pay-per-view. Mick Foley vs. Ric Flair could be great or terrible. I think they could work a decent match if they are able to incorporate weapons and brawl around the arena. If they try to keep it in the ring, it will be terrible. Chavo Guerrero and Rey Mysterio should be able to put on a great match, I just hope Vicki Guerrero is kept out of the ring.

Why not just reunite the old Too Cool, Scotty 2 Hotty is still on the roster isn't he? And why would Ron Killings re-sign with WWE if this is their plan for him, atleast he has a chance to main event in TNA.