JustJoe2k5

A bald Kane with a mask would just look strange.

Nothing says "we take women's wrestling seriously" more than lesbians.

They could say that the Undertaker and Kane had another brother who "died" in the fire that every storyline between the two seems to revolve around, but Paul Bearer also saved this child and took him to another mental institution to be raised or whereever the hell Kane was raised. Paul Bearer saw the opportunity to use the original Kane to seek revenge against the Undertaker, but the original Kane turned against him. So, after a long search, Paul Bearer finally found the other "Kane" and decided to use him to seek revenge on the original Kane. It would sort of explain the whole May 19th thing...my head hurts.

Since the fake Kane may have been the original Kane, why exactly is this Kane the one with the troubled past?

You have to be immortal to warrant cloning, so Kane and Undertaker are the only real choices. I suppose you could also count Doink the Clown.

John Cena vs. JBL will be tonight's main event.

Billy and Chuck could be on commentary. They could show a replay of the fake Kane's debut.

I would have to believe that Vince McMahon replaced Kane because Kane couldn't grow his hair back to Kevin Nash standards.

Would you like us to create your own country for that signature?

The guy should've just stared at Kane from the entrance ramp, possibly have a lightning bolt hit the ring. Once he stepped in the ring...it looked terrible.

I wonder if this second Kane sticks around?

Where's Vader to take a lead pipe to the head when you need him?

Check out that great hair, it's KEVIN NASH!

Why would this "new" Kane still look to the crowd for acceptance?

Executive Assistant, McMahon said none of the candidates measured up to his standards for general manager.

More like late 1980s NWA. They would cut to a crowd shot just as someone is hitting their finisher.

What has Big Show done to deserve a shot at the #1 contendership?

John Cena will face Umaga.

Executive Assistant, alright.

It should be more than just two superstars. Give Paul Heyman ten picks.

Um, no she didn't. Regarding that match, Cheerleader Melissa sells in a disturbing way. Her screams sounds like she's having an orgasm. Not cool. How else do you expect her to make it on the roster?

Paul Heyman should pick Candice, just to piss Vince McMahon off.

I wouldn't think smart marks would care enough about The Sandman to even worry about his entrance music.

I think people are a little caught up in dissing teams that move to the South. We have passionate fans. People are a little too quick to throw out every stereotype in the book when they talk about fans in the South, especially Hurricanes' fans. I live in the South. If you're going to lump in the Canes fans with a team like Tampa, you're out of your fucking mind. I had beer, soda and popcorn thrown at/on me because I had a Bruins jersey on at the Bruins/Bolts game earlier this season. Southern people are known for their CHARM, not always their class. I've met some of the nicest people in my life since moving down here; People that will help you any way they can, no matter what the circumstance is. I've also met people who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. No matter WHERE you live, there are going to be nice people and assholes. The person in the story that you told met assholes. There are also nice Sabres fans (my girlfriend's brother) who wouldn't even think of acting like those people in your story. My point? Everyone is different. Using the actions of a small group of people and using it to make a statement about a larger group is stupid and prejudiced. I can only say what I saw and heard. At the RBC Center, the majority of the Buffalo fans acted like assholes. Throughout the course of this series, Lindy Ruff has acted like an asshole. Did I ever see a Hurricanes' fan try and start an altercation with a Sabres' fan? Nope. You can just hear what alot of the Sabres' fans have to say about Hurricanes' fans to understand why I'm upset. They want to use thirty-year-old stereotypes and act like it is impossible for hockey fans in the South to understand the game of hockey. You can believe what you want to believe, but I know that the Buffalo Sabres organization does not deserve the opportunity to hoist the Stanley Cup after the way their coach has conducted himself and their fans have conducted themselves.

No, diehard sportsfans aren't usually assholes when it comes to rivalries. Diehard sportsfans love the sport they follow, but also understand that it is just a game. Fans who wants to make asses out of themselves are exactly that, asses. You may think that Karmanos is classless and you can continue to think that, I'm sure most hockey fans in the Northeast feel we should return to the dark ages where New York was about as far South as hockey went. All Philadelphia sports fans are jackasses, so atleast we can agree on that.