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Here is another more detailed report The arena is pretty full. Some empty seats towards the top. Tony the Chim comes out, and we start off with Velocity. No dark matches this time. Match 1 Matt Johnson vs. Orlando Jordan. Me and some guys around me start a houseboy chant. Wonder if they will edit that out. OJ wins with a really botched Reverse Ace Crusher. After this Josh Matthews and his new partner come out to Salivas Click Click Boom. I missed the first Velocity with this new guy a week and a half ago, if anyone has it on tape I would love to get a copy. It was 12-18 I believe. Torrie Wilson then comes out looking fine to announce the next match, Kenzo Suzuki vs. Paul London. Kenzo does his normal stalking bit with Torrie, and Hiroko looks pissed. Kenzo beats Paul with the STO. Kenzo smooches at Torrie, then leaves. Torrie leaves after them. Match 3 Billy Kidman vs Chavo. Billy misses the Shooting Star Press, and Chavo wins with a boot to the head. Match 4 Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas vs. Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns. I try to start a Baldcore chant. Jindrak pins Haas after Reigns yanks Charlies neck down on the rope. We start Smackdown, and Michael Cole and Tazz come down to Tazzs music. We then get the GM Teddy Long, on the tron, and he tells us that tonight is the champs shoiwcase. All the champs will defend their titles against opponents of their choosing. We get John Cena first, who is mega over. He cuts a good promo, then goes into the stands and give shis jersey to a kid. Rene Dupree come sout and challenges Cena. Cena wins a good match with the FU. We see JBL and Amy Weber walking backstage, and they come upon Joy. Amy tells Joy that she looks fat, and Joy asks Amy where her waddle is. JBL gets in Joys face, until Big Show pops up, and tells JBL he wants the title match. Out comes Kurt Angle, with his security and medal. Kurt compliments JBL, and says he want the title match. He brings out Matt Stryker, who lies and says he is from New Orleans, and Kurt make shim tap to the anklelock real quick. We see RVD and Rey on the Tron, trying to decide who they want to face. Eddie and Booker T show up, and say he want the tag title shot, becaus ehtey know JBL wont give them WWE title shots. RVD and Rey agree to think about it. Book and Eddie start to argue about whos name will go first in the tag team, while RVD and Rey sneak off. T shirt guy comes out, and on the Tron we see a recap of last weeks Taker/Heidenreich match. It looks like Taker and HR at the Royal Rumble. Backstage we see Daniel Puder come in, and start to get unpacked in the locker room. This angers Hardcore Holly, and he and Puder get in eachother faces. Baldcore talks about paying dues,a dn Puder is cocky. Teddy Long is talking to some new bimbo, and JBL , Amy, and OJ walk in. JBL says he will defend the title randomly, and he has all the Smackdown stars names ina fishbowl. He picks a name and acts scared and wants to pick again. TL tells JBL to go to the ring and defend the title. Didnt they do this last year. Want to bet me a hundred dollars its Shannon Moore. MOOOOOOOOO!!! Its JBL and posse, minus Bashams. And what a shock, JBL will defend the title against Shannon Moore. JBL wins quick with a short arm clothesline. Teddy comes out and demands to insepect the fishbowl. Amy tries to sneak off with it, but Joy gets her from behind and grabs it. A catfight starts, and after they are both excorted out, Teddy checks the names. They are all Shannon Moore. The creative team is now officially out of ideas. You did this exact same thing a year ago idiots. Teddy tell JBL he will defend the title at the Royal Rumble against Kurt Angle. Kurt comes out, and he a JBL have a great argument. You have to see it live, reading it will not do it justice. Teddy interrupts to tel them that it will be a Triple Threat match with Big Show. Show come out and clears the ring. Here comes Funaki. Right after he comes out, we cut to the tron where Josh Matthews is interviewing RVD and Rey about who they will pick to defend the titles. They say the want to wrestle Dawn and Torrie. But really, they will face Eddie and Booker. And later, Dawn and Torrie. (Guy forgot to add that Funaki beat Spike) Rey and RVD are out, then Eddie and Book. Eddie and Book play the heels, isolating Rey, the RVD and working them over. Finally Book and RVD end up outside the ring, and Eddie tries to use his fake out on the bumped ref to make him think Rey hit Eddie with the belt. The ref catches Eddie faking, and Rey wins with a rollup. Carlito is on the Tron, and he tells us his New Years Resolution is to get rid of Teddy Long. Heidenreich is out, and he says hes not scared of Taker. He has cost Taker the title twice, and he was spareing Taker last week by running out. Takers gond goes off, and the arena goes dark. Takers voice says that at the Royal Rumble, HR will rest is peace. Some druids wheel out a casket and place it next to the ring. HR takes his time going over to it, he is scared. Finally he touches it, and Taker pops out. HR runs off, and Taker then poses in the ring.
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Petra Nemcova, cover girl for the 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, barely escaped with her life but unfortunately for her, her boyfriend is still missing. "Nemcova told the New York Daily News that she survived the tsunami, which has killed at least 33,000 people, by clinging to a palm tree for eight hours, despite a broken pelvis and internal injuries." http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/more...nami/index.html
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NBA Trade announced today Rockets get David Wesley from New Orleans for Jim Jackson and Nachbar
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Great Game Dwayne Wade is the man!! If I could pick any guard for my team it would be him. To bad he has been stuck with team mates that I absolutely hate (Odom last year and Shaq this year) or else I'll be a fan of the Heat. EDIT: Would also like to say that Hubie Brown is without question the greatest color commentator in the history of sports.
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From the latest Wizard(due out Wednesday) DC ALL STARS An exclusive preview of DC's exciting answer to Marvel's Ultimate line ----------------------------------- It looks like an Ultimate line. It smells like an Ultimate line. But when you actually get a taste of what DC Comics has in store this year, you might start craving the All-Star alternative. Spearheaded by VP Executive Editor Dan DiDio, DC shakes up the industry yet again by unleashing DC All-Stars -- a brand-new line of books separate from their main line and dedicated to, in DiDio's words "All-star writer and all-star artists working on all-star characters to tell an all-star comic story" Fill in those blanks, and you'll get the first major ongoing launch from the line this June. Jim Lee, the superstar artist behind Batman's record breaking "Hush" storyline, returns to Gotham City on All-Star Batman & Robin (DC remained secretive about the book's writer at press time.) Later in 2005, look up in the sky for All-Star Superman #1, created by critically acclaimed collaborators Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely of New X-Men and JLA:Earth 2. According to DC, these books define what All-Stars is all about: giving the best creators in the business access to the biggest characters in the DCU -- and then watching the titles fly off the rack. I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT ULTIMATE For years, fans have anxiously awaited DC's version of Marvel's successful Ultimate line of books launched in 2000, while Marvel consistently crowds the top10 sellers list with titles like Ultimate Spider-Man. All-Stars takes aim at Marvel by twisting the idea of an "Ultimate" story into something that preserves the long history of the DC Universe and also presents brand-new, not re-interpreted, tales. And, contrary to speculation, the All-Stars books will not create a new or alternate continuity like the "Ultimate" books do, but will instead contain stories told in present day but utilizing what could be described as timeless, iconic, Pre-Crisis versions of the DCU's top characters. Just don't expect any dated, cornball flavor associated with the Silver Age of comics. "These are the versions of characters that everyone who is a civilian would know and recognize immediately," says Jim Lee. "I think Marvel's Ultimate line goes a little further in terms of changing things. We're not going to do a new origin of Batman where he's got two brothers. It's not that. There should be some other creative hook, and I think this is really a cool one." Still, All-Star books won't neccesarily worry themselves by beginning with drawn-out origin sagas either -- the modus operandi starts and ends with telling a good story. To really grasp the concept of DC All-Stars, DiDio points to Alan Moore's 1986 Superman two-parter "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" - contained in Superman $423 and Action Comics #583 - a Silver Age-style long considered to be one of the greatest Superman stories of all time. DC states that Moore's story is the model for what its trying to accomplish with All-Stars, and cites the way the fabel takes nearly 50 years of Superman lore and gives it a fresh and contemporary spin exciting for both first-time and long-time readers. The idea is to present a line of comics that's instantly accessible using the core concepts that made the characters successful. "It's funny, when I first came onto these books, Batman and Superman, they had already changed a lot of the status quo," says Lee. "Things I really associated with the characters were no longer there - like the Fortress of Solitude and the giant penny in the Batcave. And yes, it seems hokey, but I still think you can pull it off today. It's all in the presentation. I think the more you get away from that stuff, the less interesting [the characters] become." BEST OF THE BEST The caliber of characters and creators attached to this line gives All-Stars and amazing potential for success, but DiDio makes it clear that, as tempting as it may be, he nevere intends to flood the market with All-Star titles. The company plans to take its time and get the stories right while actively pursuing the best talent to make it happen. "I think DC is doing it smart by not doing eight books at once," says Lee. "But obviously, it always comes down to the stories and how well you tell them. If people love the idea and pick up the book and say 'Ugh, this doesnt do anything for me' then you're sunk." In many ways the new line will replace DC's "Prestige Format", as All-Stars will strive to become and exclusive club of sorts where only DC's most well-known characters (sorry, Gentleman Ghost), and comic's most talented writers and artists need apply. "All-Stars is all about delivering on the expectations of the characters," says DiDio. "These will be versions of the characters that people expect to read if they havent read a Superman or Batman comic in a while. These are the things they'll want to see, and this is us delivering to the fans exactly what they want in a great format with great talent so they can truly enjoy the characters they know and love. Simple as that." __________________
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DC Comics' Next Big Event after Identity Crisis
Kurt Angle Mark replied to Kurt Angle Mark's topic in Literature
Well it looks like DC Vice President Dan Didio might have given away the character Batman is holding in the cover Wizard: Who's going to be your breakout character of 2005 and why? Dan Didio: Blue Beetle. Integral to everything that's going on in the DCU, and definitely the CATALYST for all the big events of the year. -
Here is a really fun article by Bill Simmons of ESPN Page2, suggesting that Kobe Bryant should follow the career path of Hulk Hogan http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...=simmons/041222
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Here is an interview with Grant Morrison discussing All-Star Superman. Looks like he has some crazy stuff up his sleeve. http://www.newsarama.com/DC/AS/AllStarSuperman_Morrison.htm
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Damn Clippers blew a 21 point lead against the Hornets and escaped with an OT win Well any hope I had for the Clips went out the door when I came across this stretch of games for January Sat 08 Phoenix Tue 11 @ Seattle Wed 12 Seattle Fri 14 Miami Sat 15 @ Sacramento Mon 17 Sacramento Wed 19 @ San Antonio Thu 20 @ Dallas The way they are playing now, they would go 0-8
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I HATE the Eagles and I am a huge Falcons fan, and I'm totally bummed by T.O.'s injury. I wanted the Eagles to be at full strength so that there would be no excuses if they choked again, and now any intrigue that the NFC playoff picture had is out the window.
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Thank god the Lakers are playing as bad as the Clippers right now or I wouldn't be able to make through life. They lose to the Grizzlies 92-82, which is the first time the Grizzlies beat the Lakers in L.A.(they were 0-18) Kobe went a masterful 2/16 from the field. Lakers went 3-29 to end the game.
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For Best Story I would like to recommend to everyone the best mini-series this year DC:The New Frontier by Darwyn Cooke The story is set in the 1950's as the silver age of heroes make their debut and unite to stop a threat that could destroy the world. This book will blow you away, there are just too many moments for me to list. The First Trade collecting the first three issues comes out this week and if you got $20 bucks to spare I recommend you check it out. Here is the cover for the first trade http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=33764
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According to the tie-breaking rules the division record of a team has no bearing if the teams are not from the same division. The rules If the tied clubs are from different divisions, apply the following steps. Two Clubs 1. Head-to-head, if applicable. 2. Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference. 3. Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games, minimum of four. 4. Strength of victory. 5. Strength of schedule. 6. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed. 7. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed. 8. Best net points in conference games. 9. Best net points in all games. 10. Best net touchdowns in all games. 11. Coin toss. Three or More Clubs (Note: If two clubs remain tied after third or other clubs are eliminated, tie breaker reverts to step 1 of applicable two-club format.) 1. Apply division tie breaker to eliminate all but the highest ranked club in each division prior to proceeding to step 2. The original seeding within a division upon application of the division tie breaker remains the same for all subsequent applications of the procedure that are necessary to identify the two Wild-Card participants. 2. Head-to-head sweep. (Applicable only if one club has defeated each of the others or if one club has lost to each of the others.) 3. Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference. 4. Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games, minimum of four. 5. Strength of victory. 6. Strength of schedule. 7. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed. 8. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed. 9. Best net points in conference games. 10. Best net points in all games. 11. Best net touchdowns in all games. 12. Coin toss
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True However last year Miami/Ohio State for the BCS championship won game of the year and that was a crappy game with an incredible ending.
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The NBA representative will surely be Lakers/Spurs game 5 the 00.4 game
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Here is my ideal NFC Playoff situation Minnesota at Arizona(Just because I think it would be the greatest thing ever) Carolina at Green Bay Minnesota at Philadelphia Green Bay at Atlanta Atlanta at Philadelphia NFC Champion: Atlanta Falcons
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This is not possible since the Green Bay Packers have clinched a playoff spot
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I guess that means that the Packers have enough tie-breakers against the remaining teams that can finish 8-8 (Carolina,Minnesota,Rams, Saints) that they are guaranteed a Wild Card spot.
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The Clippers are going to kill me. They lose to the Jazz 93-91 with another missed free throw costing the team the game. Before this game they had missed a free throw in the final minute of a game in 4 occasions that would have basically guaranteed a victory. Then they went on to lose those 4 games in OT. Clippers fall to 11-10 when they could easily be 17-4 if they would make their damn free throws in crunch time.
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Was a big fan of "Get Shorty" and from the trailer I think the movie looks promising The trailer can be seen on this webpage http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/becool.html
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To me the one that really bugged me was the one when he said "The players are giving ME 110%" Uh..Last time I checked Rudy T is the coach of the Lakers not Kobe Seriously if I was his team mate I would have punched him by now
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Damn Clippers lose a tough one to the Lakers 89-87. Maggette took a shot as time expired that went half way in and spun right out.
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From Wrestlingobserver.com by Sam Roberts Ok, I had second row seats at the Smackdown Holla Holla Holla House Show Tonight in Syracuse, and check out what happened! Ok, tag title match, Hardcore Holly/Charlie Haas v. Kenzo Suzuki/Dupree hardcore rules. So I didn't catch Rene Dupree doing anything wrong, but mid way through the match Holly approaches him right in front of us on the outside of the ring and just slams him on the head with a ridiculously stiff chairshot (chair dented, the whole 9 yards). So Dupree is laying in the fetal position next to the ring and Holly comes over and just starts nailing him repeatedly with some of the hardest punches I've ever seen. When Holly gets off him, Dupree's left eye and all of the surrounding area is RIDICULOUSLY swollen. Dupree gets up and walks over to get his belt, Suzuki makes the pin in the ring and it's over. But, as Dupree is grabbing the belt, Holly is going towards him at which point Rene notices and starts running to the locker room, not in a work type of way but in a I fear for my life type of way, and Holly runs after. Haas and Suzuki eventually leave. A little while later, some of th security around the ring are talking along with Fit Finley and apparently Dupree and Holly also got in a fight backstage. I don't know if that's true, but I can vouch for everything that happened other than the backstage stuff, as it was right in front of me.
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DEAR GOD WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN BASKETBALL GAME!!!! Suns beat the Lakers 113-110 when Q hit a three with 6.9 seconds left. Lakers lead by 13 with 5 minutes to go and the Suns outscored them 19-3 to end the game. This was a straight out shootout.
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WHEW!!!! Clippers escape with a win in Double OT against the Bobcats tonight. Clips played like crap the whole game. But more importantly Brand might now miss the game against Lakers after he literally snapped on Okafor. Brand just lost it after he lost the ball and swung his arms violently at Okafor, and the league could easily rule that those swings were punches. It is not surprising to me to see Brand lose it since he just gets killed inside during most games and he never gets the calls. It was more out of frustation than the actual play since he just appeared to lose the handle on the ball.