Mecha Mummy

Oh, come on, I don't wanna see Test beat Christian AGAIN. But don't worry, everyone! I'm sure Vince will find it in his heart to forgive Test AGAIN and push Test AGAIN... and again...

And the last time Bisch did announcing it was for JR and King vs. Storm and Regal with color commentator SEAN MORLEY.

Who was last seen on National TV (Or at least by me) on Confidential, hosted by GENE OKERLUND.

With JACQUI involved in it? Not likely. Best match will be Regal/Storm vs. Tough Enough

I loved that match, but wouldn't that go under hardcore tendencies?

Would you want people insulting ECW for the necrophelia angle?

Actually, in my opinion Coach was pretty good when he was working with Raven. He just needs to have a partner that he doesn't act buddy-buddy with.

Well, I didn't have an X-Pac sucks sign, but I tried to start a "Bush lacks Mattitude" chant. *Cough* I shoulda brought an X-Pac Sucks sign, I know.

Planet Stasiak Wants to be a chiroprac(tor) Please don't touch my back. Next: Raven

Who, until recently, just came off as a less attractive LITA...

Oh, great, a Torrie-Nidia feud. Combine the "Torrie Wilson always wins" rule with Steph not liking Nidia, and we're going to see the final score of.... (Torrie 14, Nidia 1 (2 if she's lucky))

Since when did Mudvayne not suck?

I must be missing all this great comedy on Raw, then ::shrugs:: ... Book-Dust. Of course, that's dead now, but it WAS hilarious.

Well, THAT would utterly kill the WWE Women's Division for a couple months, if she got the role as the Invisible Girl. If she has a minor role, however, maybe she could juggle them both.

NWA-TNA's official website.

Hardy, Jeff Estrada, Jorge

... Um, did you think they were joking? Gerwitz is pretty good at writing comedy angles. He just can't do anything else.

... Oh, god, this could be either good or VERY bad. Good luck, Z, you deserve this opportunity! As long as Vince doesn't give him an awful gimmick.

Foo Fighters at Ozzfest? They'd get booed off the stage, they aren't metal. I hope they do Lolla, that'd make the concert even better for me.

... Um, all the fans who kept making the joke? See, THIS is when WWE decides to listen to us...

*Buys a Hurricane shirt pronto*

Furnas sounds like furnice, which is found in a boiler room, where MANKIND spent a lot of time...

I'm gonna get the Hurricane shirt eventually because I usually wear a jacket, which'll cover the back so you only see the cool front thing.

... who is no longer the best color commentator in WWE thanks to TAZZ...

.... Oh, maaan, if they cut Stevie... I mean, they're sort of pushing him and... oh, Jesus, they were also pushing B2 (Kind of), Raven, and D'Lo... Eep.