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Oh shit. I hate that it's going to say when I edited my posts again. I've always hated that feature. My ego is crumbling.

Alf's as great a mod here as he was at WDI: Version II!! And I just went back and read some of the threads from last year about me that I never got the chance to look at. Yikes.

And speaking of a comment that doesn't warrant a thread...let's try to forget my past twelve months here for a second. Not to rock the boat here, but tradition says the champion usually becomes a mod of the OAOAST. I'm the champion. So putting two and two together....

Hmm. I like that. Maybe I'll borrow that for another time but pass it off as if it was my own idea.

I'm sorry PK. All I wanted to do was set up the Hoff joke, but it seems I crushed your feelings along the way. I knew this thread wouldn't lead to any good.

Either way, you should at least make sure to have Otaku drop the title before you leave. We can't have guys just dropping out of the federation without having the decency to lose their title to someone before they do so.

More like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. And Alf is like the Woody Woodpecker balloon that no one remembers except for the years where it recklessly knocks a lamppost into the crowd.

So you make 24,000 posts consisting of mediocre and unmemorable posts, and suddenly now you're going to turn into that guy-that-posts-pictures-of-shit? Drop this whole gimmick thing. Walk away and we'll pretend this never happened.

No, this is what the OAO Drek Stone thread is for. Leave your comments there so I can artificially inflate my ego by bragging about how many responses my thread has gotten. Lock please.

Certain plans involving Drek/PRL that I'm not going to tell him so he doesn't spoil it in this thread. So make sure to edit the first post and put that in.

Ill made Alf a mod. This is bullshit. Discuss.

Ill is dead to me.

That list doesn't even make any sense. First off, you're considering a Main Event match to solely be the last match on the card. A Main Event can be placed in the middle of the card as long as it's still treated like a huge attraction. All of Edge's PPV matches and all of Cena's PPV matches have been given that attention since WrestleMania so I'm changing your criteria. Furthermore, Edge has only been in one final match Main Event from WrestleMania to One Night Stand, so of course he's going to have a difficult time comparing to Cena. If you consider Edge a Main Eventer and Cena a Main Eventer, it would make a lot more sense to simply look at their matches separately, no matter where they placed on the card. And, just for argument's sake, I'm throwing in Vengeance as well. Cena vs. HHH at WrestleMania XXII vs. HHH vs. Edge at Backlash vs. Rob Van Dam at One Night Stand vs. Sabu at Vengeance Edge vs. Foley at WrestleMania XXII vs. HHH vs. Cena at Backlash with Mick Foley vs. Tommy Dreamer and Terry Funk at One Night Stand vs. Rob Van Dam at Vengeance Personally, I think Edge has had the better match at WrestleMania against Foley, One Night Stand in the tag match, AND Vengeance against RVD when compared to the respective matches Cena fought in. In fact, he has consistently proven himself as perhaps the best all-around Main Eventer in WWE in 2006. Besides Pay-Per-Views, just find me any Cena match from a 2006 episode of Raw that comes close to competing with the Edge/Flair TLC match from Raw back in January. He doesn't compare to Edge's efforts this year.

PK, I see you lurking. Stop lurking and start posting.

Bah, these are the types of spoilers you DON'T mention. PRL, when I get a hold of you...

Alf would eat sex nachos, but it's not quite the same thing.

I miss Hoff. I don't know anyone else that would volunteer to eat a sex ham.

WP, why did you type so much for a post that I skimmed over without reading a word?

Too bad nobody cares about the Marlins.

So wait, Oblivious Heel was banned for being a PBP. Which one was he?

"Shit stabber"? Explain that one to me.

I hate how everyone now just assumes a PBP around here is automatically Leena or Game. It's not Leena because she's already a gimmick herself from MikeSC. And Hotbutter is Game. I'm going to go on a limb and say you're a blast from the past. Eagan? No. Maybe Zsasz or Johnson. Am I close?

Which PBP are you, by the way? Just between us two, buddy.

Heel, how come you removed the Bret Hart quote from your signature? That, coupled with your Gremlins picture, would make you look like the ultimate badass.