I hate the people who call me and just have absolutely nothing to say.
"Hello?"
"Hey. What's up?"
"Not much, man. You?"
"Yeah. Same."
Cue awkward pause.
I'm not carrying the conversation if I wasn't the one to make the initial call! You called me! Don't you have absolutely anything interesting to say?!
Thanks a lot, Lushus. Now you've boiled my blood.