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"Need to let the boos for Coach subside" is almost up there with "That wand isn't plastic. It's made of metal" as the dumbest comment tonight.

Nice. Loud boos tonight.

Nice. Leena doesn't have me on ignore <3 x 1000

Except if you would have watched last week, when the fans were rabid for him

Murdoch is pretty terrible. Why the hell did people want to see him with the Intercontinental Title? Because he's fat?

Whoa. RVD is actually using submissions now?

Between your broken television a little more than a year ago and now your MP3 player, you seem to have bad luck with electronics.

In a few months, I'm sure they're going to have another Dance-Off, like the one they had with the first Dancing with the Stars, to determine who was really the best dancer: Stacy or Drew. She just had too many bitter housewives against her to really succeed though. Either way, yeah, she's done with WWE.

I'm really sucking in this contest so far.

Okay, let me get this straight. 1) You had numerous clean tables available to you, and you chose to pick one of the dirty ones. Then you get frustrated when they can't clean it up right away. Strike against the waitress though she probably already had customers she was dealing with at the time. 2) You hold it against the waitress that she couldn't get you another beer until the keg was replaced, despite the fact that she clearly is not the person that is going to be changing the keg. She needs to rely upon someone else to do it, but who cares? Strike against her again. 3) She starts clearing off your table, clearly gets preoccupied with something else that may have been more important at the time, then politely asks you if you need something else. What a bitch! And then, at the end of it all, you fuck her over on the tip. Let me get this straight. You make the staff take unnecessary steps to assist you, hold things against the waitress that clearly aren't her fault, gripe and bitch and moan about every little thing that tarnishes your perfect dining experience....then wonder why your experience was so bad?? Follow my advice, people. It works wonders.

If that's true, and they're still planning on making it a ladder match, that's going to be a disaster. RVD, Carlito, and Matt should be fine....but I don't expect the other three to let their feet off the ground.

Not a single article from the Onion has ever been funny. There's been some cute ones, sure, but no funny ones.

Good to see you back. CWM has a baby, FFMS comes back, and Crucifixio Jones of TSM fame is on MySpace. This has been a good week.

Yeah! Send that bitch out on her ass! I've never had a problem with a waiter or a waitress. Seriously. Not once. I'm nice to them. They're nice to me. If I have to call them over to refill a drink because they weren't immediately there, I don't do it with an attitude. At the end of it all, I give them a tip. I don't understand how everybody else has had all these bad experiences. Maybe I'm just lucky.

Ugh. Nobody cares why you posted this thread. Everyone's just going to ignore that post and continue mocking you.

No. I made fun of his girlfriend.

Clearly you haven't seen some of the wild parties UTSU has thrown. You're in stiff competition here, buddy.

I've seen people look a lot hairier...

I thought this thread was going to ask whether or not Crucifixio Jones of TSM fame is on MySpace or not.

I'm still wondering if that's really Crucifixio Jones of TSM fame or just an imposter.

I thought about this long and hard, and I don't think that's actually Crucifixio Jones of TSM fame. Sorry.

And has been for quite a while. Thanks for clearing that up, bud.

Nah, nobody cares.

So CJ's on MySpace now, is he?

I actually wound up tuning into Stacy's last dance. She didn't do badly at all, but as the judges said, the dance was fairly plain. Definitely looked good but didn't seem to be anything that someone of adequate dancing ability couldn't do. The lift at the end was nice though. I find it funny that Jerry Rice and that Lachey guy both have family in the audience, and Stacy wound up dragging people like Torrie Wilson and Maven with her.