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So wait. This is CJ?

Yes.

Congratulations. Didn't even know Piss was pregnant.... With all seriousness though, I'm really happy for you. Huge congrats.

Probably Vince telling them roster cuts are coming up again soon and they better keep practicing their chinlocks.

They will not win the casual fan back until they start giving the people what they want. And even then, it's not a guarantee. That's the simple answer to this thread.

ba-dum-bum-chhhhhhhh

I mean, it isn't even an issue. When was the last time the crowd was that excited for a face as they just were for Van Dam near the end of the match?

Wonderful. Triple H got his pinfall over RVD in the end.

It's so weird. They're really setting the stage for Van Dam winning this thing -- between Show threatening to keep HHH from a win by all means, Van Dam saying he needs this to preserve his legacy since the other two already have their names remembered -- but they're going in entirely the opposite way. Bizarre.

So is this another match they've fucked up for WrestleMania? Built up a feud between Trish and Mickie for several months....and now they senselessly put Candice -- a person who has shown ZERO wrestling ability whatsoever -- in the Women's Title match at WrestleMania 22. No joke, WrestleMania 22 may be one of the most illogical shows they've ever done.

I haven't fully read this thread, so if it was posted already, meh. Apparently, there was a preshow note floating around from Alvarez.

I've really been liking Van Dam's work since he came back. It doesn't feel like he's going through the motions week-after-week.

There's something alien-like about that hand gripping the bottle.

Triple H and Kurt Angle had possibly the hottest feud of 2000, sending Angle into the Main Event much quicker than he probably would have been there otherwise. Who cares if they had a great match or not? That rivalry made Angle's career. At this point, I have no problems with them putting that one #2.

I appreciated this post, even if no one else did.

Yeah, because their careers are comparable. Quite the intelligent comment there, chaos.

Well, not when they stick him with Masters or Snitsky....or put him immediately after a big, fat, black woman having a heart attack.

Did Van Dam beat Masters yet?

I said that already in the "Comments that Don't Deserve a Thread" thread. Try again, Fook.

I wonder if that stoned kid who got excited for Bret Hart coming back at Backlash a few years ago was jumping around the house when he saw the Hall of Fame announcement.

According to wwe.com, they released Bob Orton today. They should have at least gotten Randy to RKO him at some point and say "It's because I'm a legend killer and you're a legend and blah, blah, blah".

I'm shocked Final Destination 3 wasn't #1. The Pink Panther looks like yet another unfunny Steve Martin movie...only this time, he has an accent.

Can't we just stick to making fun of Melissa? That's more satisfying.

Man. When Downhome pulls two zingers on you in a matter of minutes: and You really should just quit posting.

I always hate when people say shit like "I'm just here to enjoy the ride", especially in a scenario like this. If a wrestling match consisting of Triple H and John Cena is your idea of an enjoyable ride, you're better off getting hit by a train to see if that's any more thrilling.