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NY Italian 412: I think you're tired OAOAST Hoff: Quite. And I still have to watch Pulp Fiction. OAOAST Hoff: Have you ever been in a lingerie pillow fight, Rob? OAOAST Hoff: It's harder than it looks. OAOAST Hoff: It takes all your muscles. OAOAST Hoff: *spinebuster* ....I think Hoff has already started feedbacking.

When you're good enough to get the Best Ending, the Frog Ending, and the Secret Ending, then we'll talk. Until then, keep on digging, Watson. Oh, aren't you so cute, with your mocking, and your stupidity, and your utter lack of coherent thought. What? I was defending you!

When you're good enough to get the Best Ending, the Frog Ending, and the Secret Ending, then we'll talk. Until then, keep on digging, Watson.

Oh man, I'm on feedback right now. I hear Patty does a lot of feedback too.

I meant "bite" as in....you know, physically chomp. If we're speaking slang-wise, it's very possible Phenom's feedback COULD bite. But that's a chance I'm willing to take. Phenom, leave feedback. Just one puff won't hurt ya.

Phenom, I saw you reading this thread earlier. Leave feedback, man. It won't bite.

It's been more than a day, and I still can't quite understand why Hoff has included an extra O in the federation. The OAOAOST? I demand to know what this inside joke is. Huge thanks to everyone on all the positive feedback for "The Run for the Gold." I'm glad to see you all have enjoyed it. I have to give major props to Patty for supplying me with a good portion of the crazy ideas in that match. I had originally intended for it to be somewhat serious with lots of good brawling....but once Patty started giving out all these insane ideas, I just couldn't resist. The guy's a fucking genius. And props to Mascot too, for helping me find the lyrics to "Hick-A-Doo-La" in a matter of minutes, whereas I searched for more than an hour without any results. And more thanks to KC and Cappa for actually letting me have fun with their characters too. Just so everyone knows, the "Run for the Gold" gimmick match is now free for anybody else to use if they wish. The possibilities for it is endless, so do with it what you wish. Now, for some quick feedback: I'm loving General Manager Josie so far. She's just so much more of an interesting character to use than Watts. Very good match between Black T and Hell's Hitmen. Jivin JR wearing a bikini is simply a hilarious image. Like Hoff said, a good story was told with Hell's Hitmen demonstrating their massive strength, but Black T simply using their strategic and cunning ways to overcome it. Dr. Pepper? Hoffamaniacs? Hoff....I'm so disappointed. What a corporate whore. Other than that, great intensity here! With stuff like this promo, he's done a great job in doing his part to hype up the Zero Hour Main Event (Main Event for Drek?! *faints*). Decent enough match with Vitamin X/Cuban Wall vs. Phenom/Mad Matt. Like I've said for several weeks now, Phenom is definitely showing an improvement in his work. It seemed odd to me that the beginning part of the match started rather strongly, with some good action and nice descriptions, but the writing getting really thin at the end. Like Eskimo said, it will do wonders to explain what the signature moves actually ARE, rather than just recite their names. And yeah, again, like Eskimo said, it'll be better to use Warren Peace sparingly. Eskimo needs to stop stealing my thoughts before I think them.....For the best comic effect, just make sure he uses "BAM BABY THAT'S WHAT I LIKE" where it actually makes sense.....in an ironic, stupid sense of course. Either way, fine stuff. Zack Malibu seriously needs to take a biology class - and quickly. Nice, short segment to show off Zack's anger here, and I'm definitely looking forward to seeing who these SHOCKING~! tag partners are next week. Very good interview segment between Hoff, Axel, and Drek. I like how the stage is being set for both Zero Hour and AngleMania. And of course, any promo where Drek absolutely OWNS Hoff and Axel on the mic is A-OK in my book. And the Kurt Angle guest appearance was gold. So good that I needed to steal the gag later on. As I told Hoff, that's the ultimate compliment. Funny segment with The 70s Dude giving his car away. I really am digging the obnoxious attitude so far. I'm just waiting for Calvin to make his return again, because this is definitely a hot feud waiting to happen. And yes, Mascot is a racist too. As much as he denies it. .....well, I don't really know that, but I assume it anyway. Really enjoyed the GPX/Saints match. For someone that doesn't like writing about wrestling, Patty does a damned good job with it. This was just an all-around fun match to read. Some high paced action, very entertaining commentary, and an intriguing ending with wondering exactly who Holly meant to throw the racket to. Intense beatdown with Ned repeatedly smashing Synth's arm with the racket afterwards. The interesting story here just keeps going and going.... Is "understand" really that hard of a word to type correctly? And Axel giving flowers to Crystal? GHEY~! Besides that, I liked the idea of Axel trying to patch up the relationship, and Crystal accepting it -- but still sensing a definite feeling of hostility between the two. Definitely one of the most interesting storylines in the OAOAST in the past few months, I feel. CLIMAX DVD COMING OUT?! Well, here's Axel talking. And Ragdoll. And Axel again. And Ragdoll. And Axel. And Ragdoll. The feud to end it all! Definite Match-of-2004 candidate! Las Vegas Deathmatch........oh yeah, Drek and Crystal had a match too or something. Will the disrespect never end?! Still, like others have said before, I really dig small aspects of the show like this. Nice, hard-hitting contest between Axel and Jumbo. Obviously, it was never going to be a technical match, but some of the smashmouth action here was definitely entertaining. I always love when a big, huge guy gets a SPINEBUSTER~!, so Axel doing that was appreciated. And Cappa interfering at the end? Nice. I've always been a big fan of Cappa's character -- especially this recent heel turn. I would love if this meant bigger things for him. Oh man, I don't know why I found that so funny. Really fun promo with Alix and Josie. And Alix made a very good point about duck fornication. I really hope Josie thinks about that one. If these two had a talk show working with each other.....um, and if they were real.....I would definitely watch. Very entertaining match with Tina and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Tha Puerto Rican established himself as a complete and utter bastard at the end of it, so that's always good. I'm really looking forward to Panther vs. Tha Puerto Rican at Zero Hour. Both are actually excellent match writers, so I'm expecting a lot from this one. That Lethal Rumble is a danger. It just set up so much tension between a whole bunch of superstars this month. Axel and Crystal. Axel and Cappa. Panther and PR. The thing is a menace~! Anyway, good confrontation between Axel and Cappa here. Both these two are among my favorite characters in this federation, so it's nice to see the two of them feuding. I don't recall seeing Cappa and Axel interact much before, so the freshness of this rivalry definitely helps it here. MARTY JANNETTY!! I still think Mascot should have used the Marty Jannetty action figure he showed me a few days ago. I've found myself really enjoying The 70s Dude since his debut. I mean, when he first made his debut, it seemed like the guy was just going to be a joke. Like Homeless Dan or the Fonz. But it has been a really pleasant surprise to see the Dude actually show, under his silly costume, that he's a damned good wrestler and a pure asshole. I can see myself becoming a mark for the Dirty Hippy's Elbow already. The SAGA continues with Narcissistic Ned and Holly. There is definitely some Love Triangle.....or Love Square.....or Love Pentagon, or something, being set up here. Cool old-school heel interview with Cappa to set up the Run for the Gold competition later on. Nice segment with Stevens and Jumbo, to further show that Stevens is an utter prick. And Jumbo has an M.B.A?! WOW!! The 70s Dude against Brock Ausstin? I am definitely there. Can't wait to see how Dude does when he goes against an actual OAOAST guy -- and there probably couldn't be a more dangerous guy to start off with than Brock. Should be a lot of fun. Axel looked like a total badass by beating up Stevens and Jumbo single-handedly. And awwww, it's nice to see Axel and Crystal reunited already -- hmm, or are they? I'm not real sure. I just thought I'd throw that question out anyway. Finally, very nice match between Krista and Holly. Ned cheering on Holly throughout the match was cute. Shockingly enough, this was probably the best technical match of the night. And not the confusing kind of technical either....the fun-to-read kind. Blood on the Dance Floor is just an awesome finish to picture -- even if it may not be, as the kids on the street might say, possible. Well, there we go. ANYMORE FEEDBACK FOR THE RUN FOR THE GOLD WOULD BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED! YES~! RETURN OF THE NYU FEEDBACK WHORING~! Great show everyone. Really.

Which makes you wonder why they changed the formula that's worked out so well for them before. If they would have at least ended the commercial with something funny, it would have been fine. But Booker T screaming at the guy, then pulling out WrestleMania tickets? Lame. In my opinion, the commercials would be ranked: 1) Stacy/Jericho/Benoit/Christian 2) Eugene/Regal 3) HHH/Flair 4) Eddie/Booker

That commercial really wasn't all that funny....

Next, you'll be telling me that Loss might be gay....

...... Well, that caught me off-guard.

This one? Yeah, I considered it too....

Awesome video. My only problem is I don't see how Flair's People's Elbow was a botch or anything. I'm not exactly sure why that was included.... Sylvan Grenier with the terrible dropkick, followed by the botched kip-up was just gold though. I had never seen that one before.

OMG WTF You are the person that post the shit you post.

That was neither ironic nor a zing. I think it was ironic. Certainly not a zing though.

How I imagine Hoff stomping through the streets of Minnesota.

Just don't insult Hoff's internet wrestling federation matches. Christ, those were some angry insults.....

Yeah, Eugene had been doing airplane spins too up unil he injured his knee.

For anyone that's interested, there are still a few openings in the GREATEST GIMMICK MATCH OF ALL TIME~! I can run the match the way it stands now, but I would certainly like to have a couple more people. Like I said before, if you're interested in getting a Heavyweight Title shot this week, PM me. Just make sure to do it soon.

Well, who's going to induct me then?

Don't you realize you're basing this off absolutely nothing? You made a fictitious statement when you said "If he ever had to wrestle a match that is over 8 minutes, the fans would sit on their hands." It's been disproven over the past few months with some of his tag matches with Rey. It's been disproven constantly throughout his WWE tenure when he's actually had matches that have went into the double digits time-wise, keeping the fans' attention into the match throughout most of the match's duration. Exactly how many "Boring" chants have you heard during an RVD match anyway? He very rarely even gets singles matches that last more than 8 minutes! I've sat here trying to think of a completely dead Van Dam WWE match. The only one I was able to come up with was RVD/Jericho/Christian at Unforgiven 2003. Besides that, I'm simply drawing a blank. Mind pulling a few matches out of your memory to prove that wrong? What has given you the indication RVD can't draw? Is it the idea that the fans consistenly pop for him when he walks out through the curtains for his match? Is it the concept that these fans still cheer loudly for him, even though he hasn't been given a shred of decent interview material or character development in years? Is it the fact that, even with some of his noticeable in-ring deficiencies, he has STILL remained surprisingly over? Sure, fan reaction doesn't necessarily equal being able to draw money. But there has never been any indication Van Dam COULDN'T draw money. He's never even been given the opportunity. You're just basing that opinion off half-baked, unproven ideas that have been repeated ad-nauseum for years. You cannot make statements like "RVD has no chnace of drawing, no matter how much of a midcrad pop he gets" or "The point is that a Mian Event lenth of a match far surpasses what Robs boundries are as a sucsessful performer" if you have little to no justification for such statements. If the guy gets a chance and falls on his face, then he'll prove those statements right. The fact that he's never been given such opportunities just makes those statements foolish.

Rob will never draw. If he ever had to wrestle a match that is over 8 minutes, the fans would sit on their hands. All he can do is gimmick matches, and every ECW match is a gimmick match. He very much like Christian in that way. And thats also why Christian would never draw. What are you basing this magical "8 Minute Rule" off of?

I thought you were an atheist....

Shit, that was a nice apology. Appreciate it, man. Oh, and I guess you should read this. A post left in the GCF Folder a few days ago: Either way, I guess it worked. Don't worry, man. I'm sure if this was a real poll, you would have gotten AT LEAST 5 votes. Maybe even 6. Funny though

I have a pretty creative idea concerning the Heavyweight Championship this week. I mean, I'm sure we've all seen the bad gimmick matches before. Kennel-In-A-Cell. Coal Miner's Glove Match. Blindfold Match. Well, folks, I've developed a new idea. One that will put all those others to shame. And it will be for the OAOAST Heavyweight Title. I just need an opponent. Send me a PM if you're interested.