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*Comedy movies *Chappelle's Show *Horror movies *George Lopez and My Wife and Kids *Rap punchlines *People cracking on each other

I think I have Fox Sports South West. OH NO. I just remembered. MLW was on FSN I think and I could never watch it cause it said "One moment please" or something.

Orton, Michaels, Angle, sometimes.

Me too. Once those two guys were shooting at each other, I got lost. And the ending just threw me. I'd rather work a Rubix cube or figure out what is going throw Vince's brain. But its a good movie. I enjoyed it.

WWE's high 4.5 rating for RAW this past Monday could result in the post-WrestleMania draft lottery becoming an annual event. The feeling is that the brand split has been established now to where putting the rosters together for one night really does impact the ratings and create a "special" atmosphere. Most believe that had the rosters never been split, RAW would not be able to draw a 4.5 rating. Credit: 411mania.com --- Most of the wrestlers backstage were very upset with how WWE handled the draft lottery. RAW wrestlers were not told about the decision to hold a draft until they got to RAW on March 15th, while Smackdown wrestlers didn't become aware of it until Vince McMahon made the announcement on TV. They then were not told their status and where they would end up until they got to RAW on March 22nd. The Smackdown wrestlers were especially upset, due to their tough travel schedule. After working WrestleMania, they worked a house show the next night, followed by the Smackdown taping on Tuesday, and then left for an overseas tour. They then had to rush back to be at RAW on Monday then had to work the Smackdown taping on Tuesday. WWE told workers that they kept things hush because they did not want moves being leaked to the internet. Despite that, most feel that WWE should have handled the situation differently when playing with the lives and schedules of their wrestlers. Credit: 411mania.com That last story I could care less. They aren't gonna do shit, so stop complaining.

Yeah. They all complain and go on the radio and shit, they need to suck it up and say "Vince. Im not taking your shit anymore" or sit down and play with their thumbs. DMX did it by standing up to Def Jam even though its 5+ albums too late and he just did his last cd, but at least he told them Im not doing anything else for you for fucking me over with my money.

HHH was a swerve? Well that was gay.

Rhyno? Edge? Triple H?

Yeha, when they are redesigned thats like saying "Im the first one with this kind of belt" instead of "This is the same blet Patterson wont back in the 20s"

Doesn't Summer have a boyfriend already?

Human rights are abused everywhere. No one is being attacked. And what about 9/11, the real reason for going to war. And yes, he is making fun of them. He said there were weapons. None have been found. Soldiers were killed. He makes fun of the fact that they didn't have weapons, therefore making fun of all of the people he led on. Not blatantly.

Guys guys. Its only a bad joke cause Bush did it. He is the reason we went looking for the weapons remember? Of course you don't, he has twisted the reason so many times no one remembers the correct reason. If a teacher failed a student because she didn't like him and news got out that he did all of his work, who would find it funny if she said "Chris, sit down before I fail you like Larry". No one. Same thing here. Leno isn't the reason we went to war, he can make jokes. Chris Rock isn't the reason we went to war, he can make jokes. Bush is the reason, why should he laugh at something that killed all of those soldiers. It would be different if no one had died or if it was some other issue, but it was war. Nothing funny about war.

K Im back. Marissa tells Ryan that they should be apart and she won't go to LA but stay with her mom. Ryan tells her it will be fun, which confuses her cause nothing is fun for him. She gets talked into going so that leaves the day to Luke to try and talk to Julie. Luke tries to talk to Julie and sees her in the car with Caleb. He asks if she is using him and they kiss, bone twice and leave. The kids get to LA and get inside the strip club. Summer, Marissa and Seth see the actor and go with him. Marissa leaves and goes to Ryan. Seth meets Paris Hilton and Summer gets mad. Ryan reminds Luke to break up with Julie. A stripper who turns out to be Halie "teases" Ryan. Back at home they prepare a dinner for Caleb and other financial backers. Caleb gets mad cause they are serving meatloaf to people who will make or break the restuarant. Sandy tells him its his and he can serve what he wants. Sandy gets a call from Ryan about Hailie and he says she is a grown woman and it isn't his problem. Jimmy overhears and gets concerned. Kirsten sees a hickey on Julie's neck and she says its a curling iron burn. I think Caleb and Sandy get into another fight and Jimmy says Caleb can bury the resturant by himself and leaves to LA (without say that). At the club, Ryan and Marissa try to save Hailie but the manager and bouncer kicks them out. Seth is at the bar and Paris sees him and flirts with him. Summer is at a table with the actor and he invites her to see a new episode of the show. She declines until she sees Seth and then she leaves. Outside Marissa pretends Ryan is an actor from the show and gets into VIP with him. Back home Luke checks his voicemail and gets the message from Ryan. He sneaks around the Cohen's outside and meets Julie and she tells him to wait at her house. At the club, they find Hailie and talk to her and get caught, so all 3 are kicked out. Ryan gets in the bouncer's face and the manager acts like a hard ass until super dad (Jimmy) appears. He says its sad that a guy his age is still trying to be 25, talking about the manager. Marissa hugs him and goes with Ryan to look for Seth. Summer and the actor are in the truck watching the show and he makes a move on her. She freaks and Seth opens the door. She blushes then the actors girlfriend opens the other door and he runs after her and Seth and Summer leave together. Back home Caleb bad talks Jimmy until Sandy tells him that Jimmy went to LA to save his daughter at a strip club. At the party the kids come home and decide that Ryan is the brawn; Seth is the brains; Marissa is the beauty; and Summer is the bitch or boobs. She says "I'll take boobs" and Seth replies "So will I". Back at home Luke breaks up with Julie and she calls Caleb and says they can have a date any time he wants. The kids get back home and Marissa and Ryan go to his room and talk and play. She goes to the bathroom and Luke comes in and tells Ryan that he is done having sex with Julie Cooper. Marissa over hears it and starts crying. Ryan says he didn't want her to find out like this and some more stuff and the show goes off.

Because if something happened to her, THEY would feel bad knowing they just left her there and could have helped. And Kirsten would be a mess. Recap Ryan and Seth go to the motel to find a watch or something. I leave and see Luke leaving the motel kissing Julie and decide to do something about it. Summer and Marissa walk the beach and see a TV star. He invites them to his birthday party in LA. At school Ryan tells Luke to end the relationship. The restuarant opens in a few days and they need an interior designer. They pick Julie, Jimmy disagrees. She takes the job, but they need money. They pick Caleb, Sandy disagrees. He agrees. The kids are allowed to go to LA for the party. Someone finish this up, I gotta go to school.

Eddie, Carl, same person.

Lol @ I beat my dick like it owes me money

Ahahahaha, a big, stinky p-pussy.

Next week looks AWESOOOOME. Granny is gonna die and Marissa goes to Chino to stay with Teresa. Then Carl runs up on Ryan and yells at him. I cringed when Luke stormed in the room and told Ryan the news. I KNEW Marissa was gonna hear it.

Too bad Jody is retired. Maybe Doug Williams? But he isn't a spot wrestler.

The R. Kelly thing on Chappelles Show was funnieeee. "They close Biggie and Tupac's case, but OJ gets another day...Nicole Smith can't rap! I want answers!"

Ahaha, he said 200 and half of them paid. Its funny cause its true.

Now lets see CM Punk get all of the praise and shit, but if it was someone else everyone would agree.

Every time I read something about TNA ticket sales, it says something about the audience being papered. Im guessing thats free tickets so the arena doesn't look bad on TV. So, why do they keep doing it? Last time I read it said "1/3 of the crowd actually paid". I know that if I got 5 of my friends and they knew that we could get in the club for free if they needed more people for it to be more exciting, we would go just to go for free. Then once people found out about it, more people would stop paying so they could get in free. It seems like everyone in Nashville has been doing that for a year or so now. So why doesn't TNA just say "We aren't giving you free tickets anymore. Pay". Its gonna get to a point where 1/4 of the crowd is paying then lower and lower.

You need your audience for TV, but why do you think the majority is quiet, even after a high spot? They aren't there for the wrestling, they are there because they can get in free. The only wrestling they might know is Undertaker and Stone Cold from Fully Loaded 99.

The 'sheets'.