J.B. Buzzkill

Honestly, I don't *ever* remember K-Kwick winning a match. I know he did, but I can't think back.

Damnit GM, did you *have* to post that pic?

Yeah he is pretty damn ugly. I love the guy, but he looks like somebody shoved his grill in a boiling pot of lobsters.

...As Ultimo goes down the WWE crapper even more...

He can speak *some* English.

I doubt that. I don't. That Magnum TOKYO guy and this new Ultimo...SAME GUY. Which explains why TOKYO was defending the UDG Title against Milano Collection AT around the same time Velocity/SD! was taped. Also, Tokyo has a lot of tattoos on his arm and abdomen that aren't visible on Ultimo. We're kidding. He's actually Dragon Kid. No, damnit, it's K-IICHI!

No need to get angry.

I doubt that. I don't. That Magnum TOKYO guy and this new Ultimo...SAME GUY. Which explains why TOKYO was defending the UDG Title against Milano Collection AT around the same time Velocity/SD! was taped. Also, Tokyo has a lot of tattoos on his arm and abdomen that aren't visible on Ultimo.

That was FUN~! Now for Confidential.

Huh?

Josh: "An international dream tag match." Yup, in all of it's 5 minute glory.

Man, Yang and Sakoda have some boring music.

Good Lord, I always forget how much Brock sounds like such a pussy.

Spanky busts out a motherfucking Yakuza Kick. Awesome.

Well, generic wrestlers usually have generic finishers.

I switch the channel when he appears.

Kanyon lost. Man, who expected that?

Demott's turning point?! Did I miss something?

CUE THE CHINLOCK~!

Velocity Orlando Jordan takes on Kanyon this Saturday night on Velocity! In more one-on-one action, Nunzio of the FBI battles Funaki. Also, Sean O'Haire will be in singles competition. In tag action, Johnny Stamboli & Chuck Palumbo battle Spanky & Paul London. Plus, we'll take a look at Ernest "The Cat" Miller's SmackDown! debut. All of this and more on Velocity at 10/9 CT on Spike TV! Confidential Take a tour of Jerry “The King” Lawler’s home this Saturday night on Confidential! And speaking of color commentators, we’ll also take a special look at Tazz from the “Before They Were Superstars” DVD. In addition, the Oklahoma band plays the Sooners fight song for Jim Ross at a RAW show. We’ll examine who will win a fantasy match between Rob Van Dam and Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. Also, we poll the WWE Superstars about their Christmas memories. All this and much more this Saturday night on Confidential, airing at 11/10 CT on Spike TV!

*Somewhere in Memphis, Jerry Lawler laughs.* OT: IT WENT MORE THAN 2 PAGES~~~~!!!!!

What do you want Nunzio as Tv Champ? no but a pretty good addition to the cruiserweight roster. The belt's going to start looping like the womens title. Does anyone know who the Cruiser champ even is? What's this "Cruiserweight Title" (sp?) you speak of?

HO-LY SHIT.

If not for you-know-what, Bad Blood '97 could be among the worst PPV's ever.

Here. Best WWE site I could find.