J.B. Buzzkill

More kudos for the match they put on. Major kudos to Lesnar for actually getting up after it to hit the F-5. And not sure how anyone can say they're happy Brock landed on his head. That is sick. I'm not a fan of Brock, but I hope he's OK. An SSP probably takes A HELL of a lot of practice to pull off, anyway. Besides, it still looked better than Kidman's.

More kudos for the match they put on.

Best: His ladder match w/Eddie. Worst: Being relegated to The World (RIP) @ Armageddon.

I get that from my mark brother all the time, and I don't know how to answer. "Who's winning?" "Um, uh, well, Big Show has the CHINLOCK on Funaki." Of course, you CAN answer that question if HHH is in the match.

People that criticize wrestling, however, don't usually watch wrestling, but rather swallow what the media feeds them. The media ALWAYS makes it look like events such as Mick Foley getting thrown off the cell ALWAYS happen in wrestling. The media makes it look like there's always weapon usage and T&A (not the tag team) occuring , and use that as a representation of the WWE as a whole. The media makes it look like wrestlers (and wrestling fans) are uneducated bums, and the wrestling detractors buy it. So I don't completely blame non wrestling fans for criticizing the WWE.

Well, we had them blocked out of our mind. *Runs from both matches, but slips and falls.*

OH, MY GOD. TV ISN'T REAL?! [/sarcasm]

*Points to the 2nd pic in sig.*

I saw that Rock blanket in the WMX8 mag LAST YEAR.

From WM X: At the beginning of Bret vs. Owen, some guy in the crowd yells "C'mon Owen!" and Bret turns around to look at the guy w/a "what the hell?" expression. Watching Vince do commentary back then was great, too. "Whatamaneuver!" "1, 2, HEGOTHIMNOHEDIDN'TGETHIM?!"

"Harverd sucks" From Royal Rumble '97: "Wild Wacky Fun"

TAKA landing flat on his face at RR 2000 was great. From St. Valentine's Day Massacre '99: Michael Cole: "Rock just threw those steel steps onto Mankind! Those steps MUST weigh 200 to 250 lbs!"

*Isn't watching Velocity.* Probably because of the war. Who wants to bet that not only will HHH be racist, but on RAW, he'll become an Iraqi sympathizer in a last minute effort to get him over as a heel?

No, I don't know them either.

Tornado single-arm DDT. Nuzio rocks. He was one of my favorites in ECW. Too bad half of his former moves are other WWE wrestlers finishers and shit. Like the Kiss of Death and Sicilian Crab. What are those moves again? Kiss of Death= Unprettier Sicilian Slice= 2nd rope Fameasser & The Sicilian Crab is the Walls of Jericho. Steph is a hoss. At least her face is still pretty. She's been lifting weights...look at those arms. In the Sicilian Crab, doesn't he lock his arms under his opponents quads instead of his ankles? I don't remember the move that well, so help is appreciated.

Tornado single-arm DDT. Nuzio rocks. He was one of my favorites in ECW. Too bad half of his former moves are other WWE wrestlers finishers and shit. Like the Kiss of Death and Sicilian Crab. What are those moves again? Kiss of Death= Unprettier Sicilian Slice= 2nd rope Fameasser

I like Josh as a commentator. He knows most of the moves, and he's the only commentator in WWE who actually says Yoshihiro Tajiri. I might watch Matt/Nova if I'm in the mood.

I just remeber all the marks around me hating Kurt Angle and cheering Mark Henry

Probably not.

Doing a Burning Hammer and a Super Brainbuster on steel chairs for the 1st time in No Mercy made me mark out. I remember once, my brother (who's not a wrestling fan) walked in before I did a Burning Hammer on a chair, and his jaw just dropped.

When a telemarketer calls, I say "Why should I listen to you when I'm gonna kill myself after I hang up?"

I have seen worse. Seeing eyelids get cut open makes me cringe. That's fucking gross. I saw that on Conan O'Brien once.

Xavier didn't even get 1 move in. Josh: "I think Bill's offended that Xavier punched him." Uh, who WOULDN'T be offended if someone punched you?

Aw, shit, it's Bill. What shitty finisher will it be?

Cat: "Stiff clothesline" God, he sucks.