J.B. Buzzkill

I'm sure he knows a thing or two about weight benches.

College Gameday's location: Williamstown, Massachusetts!

Am I the only person who finds arguing over strength of schedule in the NFL really fucking stupid?

Golly, that makes a ton of sense, since those who get hurt the most are usually nukeheads.

Wow, old news, considering the Vikes and Rams have done it too. (Not a Colts fan, BTW)

I'm sorry, but his pep talks make him damn near the best thing on ESPN.

He might be hanging around somewhere. *Ba dum CHING*

The Russell logos markered out and orange Nike swooshes drawn on was the best part. Good to see someone's priorities in place.

Happy Valley booing the shit out of the Breeder's Cup coverage and chucking beer at Corso was priceless.

HAHAHAHAHA no.

Still my favorite Randy Moss TD:

One helluva midair lateral, at least.

Hell yeah they did. TD with 1 second left.

In mid major news, Colo. St. is FINALLY going to win a fucking game.

Shit, UCLA truly is the Jekyll & Hyde of college football. And Notre Dame's PUNTER is named Player of the Game. Suck it, Domers.

Damn. I so wanted USF to win just so Robert Smith would've looked like a little more of a fool. Seriously, Mark fucking May looked smart and rational debating that doucherocket on College Football Live.

Dear Merill Hoge: Stop trying to get "The Cashier" over as Adrian Peterson's nickname, douchebag.

Goddamnit. Is it too hard to keep your dumbassness confined to DVDVR?

Anthony Morelli would like a word with you.

...Holy hell

Mike Gundy has an issue with his steak.

Mike Gundy goes fucking nuts.

Goddamn, Minnesota sucks. Blocked FG, return should be a touchdown, guy drops the ball at the 20, and Purdue recovers. Fucking hilarious.

A lowly MAC team damn near beats Nebraska, while the defending conference champs are getting whacked by an FCS team. And it finally looks like CSU will win a damn game.