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A Table match! Sweet... I'm not missing the chance to write this! Just a warning: With no DQ in effect, I WILL utilize the sledgehammer during the match! I don't care if it's not in my "character"! (Although after the PPV match, I don't think that will be questioned anymore!)
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The Elimination Chamber from SS 2002 was pretty good
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I know that the promos were meant to go the way they went, but I just have to say the Hurricane/Rock promos from early March of this year. Man, those two have GREAT chemistry together... they should win the tag titles and make fun of each other all the time
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LMFAO I just got it, lol
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LMFAO Oh man, that's great. I say the winner should be X-Pac for that match... by run-in. Hell, I don't know HOW he'd win, but he should win anyhow.
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A door to a beautiful house opens, then quickly slams shut. The former superhero David Blazenwing, who suffered an embarrassing loss at the hands of John Duran on the last episode of SJL Crimson, has just entered his home in beautiful Oak Creek, Wisconsin. His girlfriend, Jen, is waiting for him. “David,” Jen looks on disapprovingly, “You’ve got that look in your eyes again.” David stops and looks her in the eyes. “What look, Jen? WHAT LOOK? YOU SEE A LOOK IN MY EYES? WELL, GOOD FOR YOU! WHAT KIND OF LOOK IS IT, JEN? WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME?” Jen steps back. “It’s the kind of look that says you’re ready to kill somebody.” David starts walking again. “Oh really? Is it that obvious? Well, I thought I’d hid it better than that. Well, what’s your point?” Jen walks over to David. “Look, David. I know you’re angry over your loss on Crimson, but –“ “ANGRY? ANGRY!? Who’s angry, Jen? Hmm? Well, certainly not that ass clown John Duran, sitting at home with MY DAMN TV TITLE!” “David, you can’t let one little loss get to you…” “But it isn’t just ONE loss, Jen. It’s EVERY loss I’ve ever suffered. My debut match against Omega Storm, a guy who isn’t even there anymore. An exhibition against Geddion. And now John Duran, that pompous JACKASS who couldn’t wrestle a match to save his life! NO! Instead, people like me are forced to job to him so his stupid little title reign can continue.” “Well, you beat Syndicate, didn’t you?” David stops, then gets close to Jen’s face. “No… no I didn’t. Do you know why? Because he felt so much pity for me that he THREW the match! I wasn’t even supposed to win THAT one!” Jen steps back again. “David… what’re you gonna do now? Don’t do anything that you’ll end up regretting… you don’t want to lose your job over something like this.” David looks over at her. “Damn, Jen. This isn’t about my job. This isn’t about the SJL. This isn’t about faces and heels. Hell, this isn’t even about the damn Television Title. This is about ME. This is about my PRIDE! MY FUTURE! MY REVENGE!” David opens a trunk near the foot of his bed and pulls out a sledgehammer. He gently leans down and kisses the steel face of the hammer, then closes the trunk and heads for the door. “David! Where are you going?!” “Jen, I’m heading for the First Union Center in Philly! Don’t wait up!” David jumps into his car, sledgehammer in hand, and drives off into the sunset, talking to himself as he drives. “So, Duran thinks he can play me? I’m THROUGH being a nice guy. At “Bringin’ The Funk”, the SJL is going to see a side of me unleashed that they’re NEVER, EVER going to forget. Duran… get ready. At the Pay-Per-View, more is gonna be brought that just “The Funk”… Duran! I’m gonna CRIPPLE YOUR ASS! And the same goes for anybody who gets in my way. Stand back, SJL… the Full Effect is gonna RUN WILD ON YOU!”
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so just because I'm a face, I can't cheat? Hell, Austin cheats sometimes and the fans cheer him. Look at Benoit at Unforgiven 2002... he beat Angle by putting his feet on the ropes and the fans cheered the hell out of him! During Triple H's face run, he used the sledgehammer to HUGE pops from the crowd. That's kinda what I was going for. A face that isn't afraid to break the rules to win. I can understand where you're coming from with many of your points, though.
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Okay, I took over ten hours writing this match on PAPER.... over 12 pages on College ruled paper to say it was HURRIED... is to say that Big Show is the greatest technical wrestler in the world
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If you think the WWE sucks now wait until you hear
David Blazenwing replied to a topic in The WWE Folder
"Youuuuuu Look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Good to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" -
thanx for the encouragement, man... it's just that I was SO proud of the match I wrote for Crimson. It's the best work I'm EVER gonna be able to do... and I STILL lost!!! I mean, what more do you guys want from me!?
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How about... SmackDown!: Nayuz Pou Per (or something, I can't remember the exact spelling) SmackDown!: If I can be Serious for a Moment... SmackDown!: Oh Hell Yeah! (Hey, that one's not actually bad...) SmackDown!: This is Triple H's World, you all just live in it SmackDown!: Welcome to my Yard or my personal favorite... SmackDown!: Shut Your Mouth (Ha! What a stupid name for a game! Like they would ever actually use- hey, wait a minute...)
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Well, the only match I ever won OF MY OWN POWER was a Four Corners match-up... hell, maybe I can actually WIN another match
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4 of the top items on the Top 10 Sellers list..
David Blazenwing replied to a topic in The WWE Folder
I would pay $100 for the leather Hurricane mask, but not the Kane one... well, maybe -
Like everyone else here, I don't understand why I lost my match. It was great! I totally think my match was better... SJL marks, this is the BEST you're gonna get from me. If that's STILL not enough to win, then I guess I'm just not cut out to being here. ----------------------------------------------------------- The United Center in Chicago, Illinois is electric as the awesome opening contest, Leo Breslin vs. Syndicate, finishes up. The camera shifts to Axis and Suicide King in the broadcast booth. .:Axis:. That was an incredible opening contest between Breslin and Syndicate, wouldn’t you say, King? .:Suicide King:. Eh, it was okay… but I’ve seen better. .:Axis:. Can’t you ever say anything nice? .:Suicide King:. What fun would that be? .:Axis:. Well, whatever. Now let’s show all you what happened during the break, as our resident interviewer Ben Hardy caught up with the challenger in tonight’s TV Title match-up, David Blazenwing. On the SmarkTron, Ben Hardy suddenly appears, mic in hand. The camera shifts over to reveal David Blazenwing next to him. .:Ben Hardy:. David. You returned to the SJL last week and defeated Syndicate in a #1 Contender’s match to earn this title shot. How are you feeling right now, just moments before your title match? .:David Blazenwing:. Actually, Ben, I’m feeling pretty good right about now. I’m very confident that I can win this match-up. .:Ben Hardy:. I see. But you do know that Duran has been on quite a streak as of late? .:David Blazenwing:. Yeah. I also know that he’s never felt the Full Effect. You dig? .:Ben Hardy:. So you think you can win the TV title tonight? .:David Blazenwing:. Oh yeah, I’ll win. (Gets close to Hardy’s face) By any… means… necessary. The lights in the arena black out as David Blazenwing’s voice booms over the arena speakers, saying “It’s Time to feel the Full Effect!” Motorhead’s “The Game” hits the SmarkTron as David Blazenwing appears on the stage to a huge pop, holding something in his hands. Ding ding ding! .:Funyon:. Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the SJL Television Championship! On his way first to the ring, the challenger, weighing in at 270 pounds, from Oak Creek, Wisconsin, he is the Full Effect… DAVID BLAAAAAAAAAZENWING!!! .:Axis:. This youngster here pulled out an impressive win over Syndicate this past Sunday on Wrath to earn this title shot at the current TV Champion, John Duran. .:Suicide King:. It’s a shame he went to all that trouble defeating Syndicate, since he has no chance of beating John Duran here tonight. .:Axis:. I think he has a chance. .:Suicide King:. You think a lot of things, Axis, and none of them matter. David walks onto the ramp and tosses his hands above his head, then drops them, igniting the stage in an explosion of green flames. As David walks down the ramp, he spots a teenage girl holding up a Blazenwing sign. He walks over to her and hands her what he is holding, which is revealed to be the new “I Am The Full Effect” David Blazenwing T-Shirt, then hugs her. She holds up the shirt proudly as David continues down the ramp. He slides into the ring, then leaps up and plays to the crowd by climbing onto each of the ring’s four turnbuckles and posing, each spot garnering a bigger pop from the Chicago audience. After all that, David sits down against a turnbuckle and waits for his opponent. .:Axis:. The crowd is REALLY behind Blazenwing tonight. .:Suicide King:. They feel pity because they know he has no chance of winning. .:Axis:. He beat Syndicate, didn’t he? .:Suicide King:. Correction: he got LUCKY against Syndicate. He’ll actually need SKILL to beat John Duran, along with brains… two things he seems to be lacking. The crowd’s wild cheers quickly turn to loud boos as Drowning Pool’s “Sinner” hits the SmarkTron. John Duran, TV Title snapped securely around his waist, comes onto the stage, intensely staring at the crowd, grimacing in anger at them as he goes. .:Funyon:. And his opponent, he is the SJL Television Champion, weighing in 265 pounds, from Champaign, Illinois (home state pop)… JOHN DURAAAAAAAAAN!!! As Duran is walking down the ramp, he spots the teenage girl that David had given the t-shirt to a short time ago. He walks over to her and grabs the Blazenwing sign that she is holding and, as the crowd loudly boos the man, he rips it in half, then tosses the two halves back at the girl, whose eyes have begun to tear up. .:Axis:. Oh, now that is just reprehensible behavior. .:Suicide King:. Ha! That’s what she gets for not bringing a John Duran sign! .:Axis:. Do you even hear yourselves sometimes? Duran gets up on the apron and enters the ring, going to the center of the ring and raising him arms, then BAM! David Blazenwing starts off the match with a bang by spearing Duran from across the ring. The bell rings as David brings Duran to his back with the spear, then begins repeatedly punching Duran in the face. .:Axis:. And David Blazenwing explodes from the corner with a spear that went undetected by the champion Duran. .:Suicide King:. See? Look at that cheap shot! Would a superhero do that? Now THAT’S reprehensible behavior! The referee for the match-up, Matthew Kivell, races over and forces David off of Duran. As David argues with Kivell, Duran gets up and spears David forcefully right into a turnbuckle as Kivell jumps out of Duran’s path. Duran follows up with a folly of hard punches and body shots to David, ramming his body even further into the turnbuckle. Duran then backs up a bit and lifts his leg high in the air, choking David in the throat with his boot. As David struggles to escape the choke, Kivell begins counting for Duran to break the choke. Duran lowers his leg after four, then goes back to more body shots. David collapses out of the turnbuckle from the pain and Duran goes for a cover. One . . . . . . . . . . Two . . . . Kickout! David kicks out of the pinfall attempt. Duran grabs David’s ponytail and lifts him up, punching him in the face as he lifts. He whips David into the ropes and, on the rebound, catches him with a hard powerslam. Another cover on David. One . . . . . . . . . . Two . . . . . . Kickout! Still not enough to put Blazenwing down. Duran picks up David and tucks his head underneath Duran’s left arm and signals for a DDT, which gets the crowd angry. Suddenly, however, David grabs Duran’s left leg and flips him onto his ass, then turns Duran over and sets in the anklelock! .:Axis:. What a counter! .:Suicide King:. Meh… so he managed to counter ONE measly move… he’s STILL gonna lose. Duran quickly scrambles over to the ropes, forcing David to break the hold before any real damage can be done. While Duran is still on the ground, David begins kicking him repeatedly on the sides and back. He then reaches down and picks up Duran as the crowd cheers him on. David puts one arm on Duran’s shoulder and the other on his ass, then lifts him up in a scoop slam right on his back. He goes for a pin. One . . . . . . . . . . Two . . Kickout! Duran easily powers out of the pin attempt and rolls himself into a standing position as David catches his breath. The crowd respectfully applauds the efforts of these two men thus far. The two men look at each other and stare from across the ring. Duran walks to the center of the ring and extends his hand in respect. Grinning, David takes Duran up on the handshake. Out of nowhere, however, Duran kicks David hard in the chest, then grabs his head, tucks it underneath his arms, lifts him up and hits the double underhook DDT. He goes for a cover. One . . . . . . . . . . Two . . . . . . Kickout! David barely kicks out once again as Duran wonders what else he can do to put David away. He picks up his adversary and whips him into the ropes, then hits a hard running shoulderblock on the rebound. Duran then begins kicking David much like David did to him earlier in the match. .:Axis:. John Duran with hard kicks to the midsection of the challenger. One can only imaging that all this body work is going to come into play later if Duran can get the “Break Point” locked in. .:Suicide King:. No, he has a body-directed submission finisher, so he’s gonna work on the kid’s feet. Thank you a lot, Captain Obvious. .:Axis:. Ahem… John Duran, now picking up David Blazenwing by his hair once again.? Duran picks up Blazenwing and whips him into the ropes. On the rebound, Duran goes for another running shoulderblock, but David leapfrogs it and, on the second rebound, jumps into the air and pounces onto Duran with a Lou Thesz Press, then begins punching Duran in the face again, much like the beginning of the match! .:Axis:. Hard punches to the face of John Duran, courtesy of one David Blazenwing. .:Suicide King:. Come on Duran! Counter something! Don’t let this washed up superhero wanna-be get the best of you! David rolls off of Duran and, sensing a possible end to the match, puts a thumb to his throat and rakes it across, signaling the “Full Effect Leg Drop”. The crowd rises to their feet and cameras all over the arena start to flash as David runs to the ropes and bounces off. He races towards Duran’s head, jumps, and sticks his leg out, only to hit nothing as Duran rolls out of the way at the last moment. The crowd boos as David lands flat on his ass and rolls onto his back in pain. Meanwhile, Duran grabs the ropes and struggles to pull himself up. He finally does and looks over to see his opponent lying on his back. His mouth curves into a sardonic grin as he mocks David Blazenwing by doing the same “cutthroat” taunt that David does before he drops the big leg. .:Axis:. He’s not going to. Oh, this is sacrilege! .:Suicide King:. This is BRILLIANT! What better way to defeat your opponent than to steal their finishing move? Duran runs to the ropes and bounces off, then leaps up and successfully delivers the leg drop to Blazenwing. As the crowd shows their disgust for what they just witnessed (quite loudly, in fact), Duran goes for a pin. One . . . . . . . . . . Two . . . . . . . . . . Thr – NO! David kicks out at the last possible moment as the crowd goes WILD! .:Axis:. David Blazenwing still has some life left in him. He’s not finished yet! .:Suicide King:. Oh, come on, Duran! What’s taking so long? He should have easily been finished off by now! Duran gets up and cracks his knuckles, then puts his right hand in the air and begins flexing his fingers while motioning for David to get up with the other hand. .:Axis:. I believe John Duran is signaling for a chokeslam. But his opponent weighs more than him… can he lift Blazenwing? .:Suicide King:. Axis, there’s a 5 pound weight difference… moron. .:Axis:. Quiet, you. Anyways, Blazenwing is rising to his feet now, and he’s about to get a nasty surprise from his opponent. David rises to his feet and groggily turns to face his opponent, only to receive a hand to the throat. Duran tightens the grip on Blazenwing’s neck as David struggles to break the hold. Duran is about to lift David up and land the maneuver when David reaches out and catches Duran with a chokeslam of him own! The scene is actually quite comical, as the two superstars stand in the ring, hands to each other’s throats, neither wanting to lose this test of strength. Each punches the other with their free hands as the crowd claps wildly. Finally, after about 30 seconds of struggling, Duran’s knees begin to buckle and he starts to struggle as he realizes that he is losing this showdown. David grins as Duran’s hand slips off of David’s throat and Blazenwing delivers a huge chokeslam to his opponent. He goes for a cover. One . . . . . . . . . . Two . . . . . . . . . . Thr – Kickout! Duran kicks out! David pounds the mat in frustration, not knowing what to do next. Suddenly, he gets a huge smile on his face, like he just got a great idea. David leans down and picks up Duran, then whips him into the ropes. David then nails Duran with a big boot, sending him flying backwards… right into referee Matthew Kivell! With both men down, David’s face widens into another grin, as his plan falls perfectly into place. He rolls out of the ring and looks underneath the ring apron for something. Meanwhile, in the ring, Duran has crawled to the ropes and begun pulling himself up. After a few seconds of searching, David finally finds what he is looking for and pulls out… a sledgehammer! .:Axis:. Oh no. He’s got a sledgehammer! .:Suicide King:. Come on ref, disqualify his ass! .:Axis:. He hasn’t done anything yet! .:Suicide King:. Oh, and I suppose he just pulled out the sledgehammer to look at it? .:Axis:. Well, I have to admit… even I don’t approve of the usage of this sledgehammer… David! You don’t need to stoop to this level to win! .:Suicide King:. Exactly! Come on Kivell, do your job and call for the DQ! .:Axis:. Kivell is still knocked out, King. .:Suicide King:. Oh yeah… come on Kivell! Wake up, then do your job and call for the DQ! David, sledgehammer in hand, slides back into the ring as Duran makes it to his feet. Both men’s eyes meet and, after what seems like an eternity, they run at each other. David swings the sledgehammer at Duran’s chest, but in a miraculous move, Duran ducks and slips behind Blazenwing. Almost instinctually, he tucks his arms underneath David’s and drops him to the ground, then locks the body scissors submission around David’s midsection. The “Break Point” is locked in! .:Suicide King:. The “Break Point”! It’s all over for David Blazenwing now! .:Axis:. This long match has taken it’s toll on both superstars… I doubt even Blazenwing can escape this move now. As much as Axis wants to believe that David can survive the “Break Point”, his gut instincts are right as, after a few moments of struggling, David’s hand begins rapidly hitting the canvas. The former superhero has tapped to the “Break Point”. .:Suicide King:. Yes! Look Axis! Your “superhero” is tapping like a little bitch! What do you have to say now? .:Axis:. The match isn’t over yet! .:Suicide King:. Yes it is! The loser tapped! Blazenwing tapped! He’ll have to change his name to David “Tap”enwing! .:Axis:. But if there is no official to see the submission, then it doesn’t count! .:Suicide King:. But there’s – Oh DAMN! Kivell’s still out! Can we please get a new official out here!? As David Blazenwing continues tapping, Duran notices that Kivell is still out. Angry because he knows he had this match won, he breaks the hold on Blazenwing and turns his back on his opponent as he walks over to the fallen Kivell and tries to get him up. He slaps Kivell in the face several times and yells at him until he comes to. What he doesn’t see is David Blazenwing slowly crawling up behind him. In an act of desperation, David grabs Duran’s leg and rolls him up into a school boy pin, then grabs onto the tights as the groggy Kivell starts the count. .:Axis:. A school boy pin! .:Suicide King:. REF! HE’S GOT THE DAMN TIGHTS!!! One . . . . . . . . . . Two . . . . . . . . . . Three! The bell rings as David Blazenwing quickly rolls out of the ring and an angry John Duran jumps after him, but stays in the ring. .:Funyon:. Ladies and gentleman, your winner and NEW SJL Television Champion… DAVID BLAAAAAAAAAZENWING!!! .:Suicide King:. Dammit! If he’s such a “good guy”, how is he going to live with himself after that clearly tainted victory? .:Axis:. Well, he said before the match even started that he was going to win by any means necessary, and that’s just what he did. Looks to me like he beat Duran at his own game! As David stands on the outside of the ring holding his ribs in pain, Kivell slides out of the ring, grabs the belt from the timekeeper, and hands it to Blazenwing, then raises his hand in victory. Duran shouts obscenities at David, but they go unheard over the incredibly loud crowd as David hobbles up the ramp, one hand clutching his midsection, the other holding his newly-won Television Title up in the air for all to see. .:Axis:. Everyone, stay tuned. After our next commercial break, we’ll see Charlie “Grappler” Matthews taking on Viktor Tarakanov in a No Disqualification match. You’re not going to want to miss it! (Fade to commercial)
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You know Vince has a screw loose when BIG SHOW gets the WWE title before Benoit... what did this guy ever do to McMahon? Oh yeah... he worked for WCW. Damn asshole McMahon... can't let go of old grudges But wait.... Big Show worked for WCW. Hogan worked for WCW. WTF? I guess it really all IS just a conspiracy. Hmm... well, I read a Ted DiBiase interview a while back and he said that the reason HE never got the belt was because he was such a good worker. He went on to say that the worst thing you can be in the business is a good worker, since you're the one always used to put the bad worker's title runs over Hmm... sounds good to me. Looks like Undertaker and Triple H are set for quite a while.
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Unbelievable, WWE will never learn
David Blazenwing replied to Kurt Angle Mark's topic in The WWE Folder
Hey, I ENJOYED the Taker/Hogan match at last year's Judgment Day. I'm still trying to find the damn thing on DVD... Damn! Nowhere sells it but fucking Shopzone! I can't order online! (walks into a corner and cries, for he fears he'll never own the Angle/Edge hair vs. hair match) -
Well... the topic sez it all. What are the tags to center text in a post or pm?
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Okay, I already posted one, but I like this one more SJL Retribution Theme Song - "Weathered" by Creed
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1. Triple H's Comeback in early 2002 2. Anything The Rock has to say 3. Rey Mysterio... they could have done a lot more with him by now than they have 4. I'd say Summerslam 2002, but Brock vs. Rock was TOTALLY anti-climactic, you alreafy knew going in that Rock was going to lose, so I'd say... No opinion on this one. 5. WrestleMania X8 (What? He didn't say X-Seven? How DARE he!) 6. RAW is better for one reason... more comedy and storylines. If I want to see non-stop wrestling, I'll order a PPV 7. Unintentional? I'd bet NOTHING is "unintentional" when it comes to Vinne Mac
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Matt still wrestles, so why wouldn't they?
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Here's my match. I thought mine was better, but it really doesn't matter, as I won the match anyways. That sucks though... all this proves is that I need the other dude to f'n JOB to me for me to win the match (Loses all confidence in his match writing ability) Well, Either way, here it is. Comment and tell me what I did wrong so I can improve. Axis: Ladies and gentleman, last Tuesday night on SJL Metal, we got a huge surprise in the return of one David Blazenwing. King: Hey, He got rid of the superhero gimmick, so he’s alright in my book! Axis: It’s a bit of a shame... I liked the superhero gimmick personally. King: Yeah. You would. Axis: And just what in the hell is that supposed to mean? King: Anyways, let’s take you back to Metal this past Tuesday and show you the shocking return of David Blazenwing for yourselves. As The SJL crowd sits in anticipation of the next match, the lights in the entire arena go black and the words "Stand Back! Blazenwing's Comin At Ya!" hits the house speakers. Suddenly, Motorhead's "The Game" hits and the house lights change to green spotlights swirling around the arena floor. The crowd's response is lackluster, expecting another video packaged promo... but they explode when David Blazenwing himself appears on the stage. He is wearing a black T-Shirt with a Triple H-esque jean jacket over it, blue jeans, his signature black sunglasses, black boots and longer, blond hair no longer tied in a ponytail. Axis: OH MY GOD! That's David Blazenwing!! King: I don't believe it! He isn't dressed like a super-loser anymore! Plus, he's not due back for another two months... what the hell is he doing here!? Axis: He has a mic... I think we're about to find out! David walks to the ring all jakked up. He's more muscularly built compared to his first SJL outing and the whole superhero gimmick is gone. In fact, he almost resembles the WWE’s Triple H, just without the huge nose. He climbs into the ring and hits all four turnbuckles posing, the jumps back into the ring as the lights return to normal and begins to talk. David: Guess who's baaaaaaack... (Crowd Cheers) David: In case any of you fans don't recognize me without the mask on, let me tell you just who in the hell I am! I AM DAVID BLAZENWING! I AM THE FULL EFFECT! And as of this moment, I am once again a member of the active roster! King: What?! How? Axis: Did his doctors clear him to wrestle? That was a bad injury he suffered... David: Now, I know all the promos that you saw stated that I would be returning in June of 2003. One day, I turned on the TV to find out that several members of the SJL weren’t showing up to shows and the brand as a whole was beginning to suffer. So, I did the only thing I could think of and worked my ass off in rehab to fix up the torn ligament in my left arm. Hell, I’m not even 100% yet, maybe more like 75-80%. But, I have been cleared to wrestle once again, and that’s all that matters. In fact, I’ll be making my re-debut on the next SJL Wrath! So, all you ass-packing losers in the back who think that I’m still a pushover… I only have one thing to say – HOW WILL YOU DEAL… WHEN YOU’RE FORCED TO EXPERIENCE THE FULL EFFECT?!? (Crowd Chants "David") Axis: Listen to this crowd! They're all happy to see him! King: I still can't get over the shock! David Blazenwing is back in the SJL! What will SJL Wrath bring? "The Game" plays again and David Blazenwing poses on some more turnbuckles before finally heading up the ramp and into the backstage area. Axis: King, this just goes to show you... ANYTHING can happen in the SJL. King: No kidding! Axis: That was a great moment. King: Eh... it was okay, but I've seen better promos. Like mine! The commentators abruptly stop their conversation as the SJL ring announcer, Funyon, walks up the ring steps and into the ring. He is holding a mic in his hand. Funyon: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest, scheduled for ONE fall, is to determine the Number One Contender to the SJL Television Championship! Several blasts of red pyro fire up from across the stage as “Raise Up” by Saliva kicks into action. Syndicate steps through the smoke and sparks as he makes his way to the ring to the cheers of the crowd and Funyon begins the introductions. Funyon: On his way first to the ring, from Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 237 pounds... SYNDICATE! As Funyon finishes his intro, Syndicate slides into the ring, immediately focusing on the match at hand. Funyon: And his opponent, from Oak Creek, Wisconsin, weighing in at 300 pounds... DAVID BLAZENWING! The lights in the arena black out as David's voice booms over the speakers, saying "It's Time to feel the Full Effect!" Motorhead's "The Game" hits the house speakers and David Blazenwing comes out to a huge pop. He tosses his hands into the Blazenwing pose on the stage, then drops them, igniting the stage in a shower of pyro. He slides into the ring on his stomach, then hits all four turnbuckles for another pop each time. Axis: KING! Will you listen to this ovation!? King: I can’t hear myself think! Axis: Well, David Blazenwing may have only been gone a month and a half, but the people are sure glad to have him back irregardless! As David Blazenwing and Syndicate circle around each other, the bell rings and the match is underway! David stops circling around his opponent and puts his hand in a friendly gesture. Syndicate looks at him wearily, then reluctantly shakes David’s hand to a huge pop from the crowd. Axis: Now that shows class, King. King: Axis, shut up! The match is on! Axis: Right... and here we go with a lockup between the two superstars! David and Syndicate move to the center of the ring, where they grapple one another. Both of the superstars struggle with the hold. The crowd begins to cheer loudly as David Blazenwing shows the massive strength he has built up over the past few weeks by picking up Syndicate into a bearhug like hold, then tossing him over his head with a belly to belly overhead suplex. Axis: Oh my God! He could have killed Syndicate with that maneuver! King: Good thing he didn’t... I’M not going to clean up the mess! Axis: That’s a cruel, horrible thing to say! King: Yeah, but what’ll ya do? David walks over to the fallen Syndicate and picks him up by his short black hair. Syndicate tries to fight out of the hold with a series of hard lefts to David’s chest, but David still holds on and pushes him into a powerbomb position. The crowd continues to cheer as David lifts Syndicate into the overhead powerbomb position, then pushes him off and grabs Syndicate midair, causing him to land on his face! David goes for a pin. One . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tw - kickout! Syndicate easily kicks out of the pin and David plays to the crowd as Syndicate lies on the mat in pain. While David is posing on a turnbuckle, Syndicate rolls himself into a standing position. When David jumps off the turnbuckle, he is met head on by hard, Chris Benoit-style clothesline, knocking him off his feet. The crowd cheers for Syndicate as he picks David up and drops him back to the mat with a forward Russian Leg Sweep, ramming David’s face into the canvas. Syndicate rolls David on his back and goes for a cover. One . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tw - kickout! David kicks out the exact same way Syndicate did. The fans cheer loudly, not knowing who to cheer for in this action-packed contest. Syndicate picks David up by his ponytail and begins punching him in the face. After two or three, David starts blocking them and suddenly... BADDA BING! BADDA BOOM! BADDA BANG! A left hook! A right jab! A strong uppercut that brings Syndicate to his knees! Axis: The Blazen Combination! What a shot! King: Let’s see him take me on. I’ll give him the Suicide King Combination: Part 1: Get beat up by Suicide King. Step 2: Get beat up by Suicide King some more. Step 3: Get pinned by Suicide King. See? It’s that simple! Axis: Um... yeah. Whatever. Anyways, this match is getting good! With Syndicate on his knees, David Blazenwing runs to the opposite side of the ring, bounces off the ropes and runs straight for Syndicate. David jumps in midair and connects his right foot with the side of Syndicate’s jaw, knocking him onto the ground. Syndicate coughs and blood comes out of his mouth. His jaw appears to be dislocated. The referee asks Syndicate if he still wants to continue, but Syndicate won’t give up and vehemently refuses to surrender. Meanwhile, David has begun climbing a turnbuckle. He reaches the top just as the referee moves from in front of Syndicate. David tosses his hands up in the air and leaps off the top rope... The Money Shot! David nails it and goes for the pin. One . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . two . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . thr-NO! Kickout by Syndicate! Axis: With David’s new size difference, it’s amazing to see a larger man go off the top rope like that and actually hit his intended target! King: Yeah, I thought he’d mess that up for sure… y’know, like you would, Axis. Axis: Well, I’m not too versed in the top-rope maneuvers, so I’d have to agree with you there. Syndicate tries to get up, but the bleeding from his jaw has become worse. He struggles to keep his consciousness as David sets up Syndicate for a sharpshooter. David picks up both of Syndicate’s legs and holds them, then sticks his own right leg over Syndicate’s. He then crosses Syndicate’s legs over his knee, then flips Syndicate over on his stomach and the move is locked in. The blood flows from Syndicate’s mouth with each pained scream while David pulls harder and harder on Syndicate’s legs in an attempt to force a submission. The ref slides in front of Syndicate and asks him if he wants to submit, but Syndicate hangs on for dear life. He pulls himself closer . . . closer . . . clo-o-o-ser . . . and he made it to the ropes! The ref forces David to break the hold. David celebrates, thinking that he has won the match, but the ref tells him that there was no submission. David, who is beginning to get impatient, picks up Syndicate by his hair and whips him into the ropes. However, on the rebound, Syndicate actually leapfrogs over David’s missed spear attempt and, on the second rebound, nails David in the face with a hard dropkick as the crowd goes nuts! King: Where in the hell did that come from?! Axis: He’s digging down deep, King! This could be the beginning of a classic comeback! King: Well, both men are now down in the ring . . . shh, the ref’s starting to count. Will this be a double KO? One! Both men remain on the mat, motionless. Two! They begin to stir as the crowd claps in an attempt to rouse them up. Three! David is almost in the sitting position, and Syndicate is starting to move more. Four! David fell back on his ass, unable to keep himself up. Five! David is still completely down, as Syndicate grabs onto the ropes for leverage. Six! David STILL isn’t moving. But Syndicate is getting closer to his feet! Seven! David remains motionless as Syndicate returns to his feet to a huge pop. Eight! Syndicate plays to the crowd as he waits for the ref to finish the count and announce his victory. Nine! Syndicate climbs onto the top rope and poses and… WAIT! David Blazenwing has just performed a kip-up from out of nowhere! He’s back on his feet! Syndicate jumps off the turnbuckle and is shocked to see David standing. David incites a HUGE pop when he hits the old Blazenwing superhero pose in front of his opponent. Enraged at his opponent’s testicular fortitude, Syndicate charges at David Blazenwing… only to get kicked in the chest! David grabs one of Syndicate’s arms and pulls it to his side… then the other. David is just about ready to nail the Blazecution when, out of nowhere, Syndicate reverses the move into a back body drop! At this point, the crowd is going f’n CRAZY! Syndicate motions for David Blazenwing to get up. As the former superhero rises to his feet, Syndicate gets the crowd going by clapping his hands together. David rises to his feet and groggily turns to Syndicate, who grabs him by the chest and spins him 180 degrees in the air, pointing David’s head straight to the mat. Axis: Oh My Gawd! Syndicate is going for the Vertigo Piledriver! King: I think it’s just “Vertigo”, Axis. Axis: Whatever. Either way, there’s no way in hell David can get up from this maneuver. It’s ALL over now. Just as Syndicate begins to lower the boom on David, he latches his legs around Syndicate’s head and drops to the ground in a fantastic head scissors takedown. David rolls into a standing position as Syndicate collapses to the mat. David looks down at the fallen Syndicate and a huge grin grows on his face. He makes a cut-throat gesture with his hand to his neck, then runs to the ropes. David rebounds off and just as he reaches Syndicate’s head, David leaps into the air and lands a thunderous “Full Effect” Leg Drop. With the crowd chanting “Blazenwing”, David goes for the cover. One . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Two . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Three! Axis: In his return match, David Blazenwing has done it! He has won the match AND become the #1 Contender to the SJL Television Title in the process! King: Wow, he shocked even me! I suppose I have to give him some credit… but I don't like it. Axis: I give him a HELL of a lot of credit! That was a huge win for the returning superstar! “The Game” hits the house speakers as David stands up and, still a bit woozy, falls over onto the ropes, hanging on to keep himself up so he doesn’t fall over. The crowd continues to chant his name as he regains his composure, then begins to pose on each of the four turnbuckles. After he hits the final turnbuckle, he jumps off to see Syndicate, who has gotten up, leaving the ring. David shouts something to him that stops him and makes him re-enter the ring. Syndicate gets in David’s face and the two stare each other down. King: This is it, Axis! We’re gonna see these two go at it again! I knew this fight wasn’t over! The two stare each other down, the crowd waiting with bated breath to see what will happen. Suddenly, David grins and extends his hand to Syndicate. Syndicate looks shiftily at David, then grins and the two shake hands, then hug. Axis: Now THAT is class. What great sportsmanship from these two rising superstars. I wish more superstars acted like these two. King: No more fighting? Aww… that sucks! Axis: Ladies and gentleman, we’ll have more great action on SJL Wrath after this commercial break! David rolls out of the ring and heads backstage while officials enter the ring to help Syndicate to the back and tend to his bleeding jaw as the cameras fade to commercials.
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Opening Promo: Spike Jenkins - He's probably going to say something Leo Breslin vs. Syndicate - Syndicate... damn, he's a good writer TV Title Match: John Duran © vs. David Blazenwing - Duran... I've realized I have no match writing skills whatsoever... only way I'm winning this is if Duran jobs me, no shows or the match marker takes pity on me No-DQ Match Viktor Tarakanov vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews~ - Hmm... tough call, but I'm gonna go with Viktor World Title Contendership Tournament: Tryst vs. Dace Night - Tryst. Love the character and I think he'll win... if he doesn't no show Spike Jenkins vs. Manson - The Spikester. His opening promo should do nothing more than solidify his victory. World Championship- Three Way Elimination Match: Sean Atlas © vs. Crow vs. Christian Blackwell - Atlas retains. He seems to be on a roll as of late
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Thanx man, but I really didn't want to win that way. WHY exactly did you job yourself?
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I must win the TV Title. I NEED to win the TV title... or I'll explode. AND DO ANY OF YOU WANT TO CLEAN THAT UP? I DON'T THINK SO!!! Lol... I hope I don't get in trouble for that
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Name for the PPV? How about... SJL Beta Test