that1870sguy

It's the mirror match from Mortal Kombat! Goldberg needs to look into his own soul ... Oh, it's Stone Cold.

This isn't going to be pretty.

God, everybody's popping out of the woodwork tonite.

Freddie Blassie doesn't know where he is.

Bah Gawd, Rodney Mack is fucking two white boys!

Affirmative action in the WWE!

Did Goldberg just say Jesus Christ? He's a Jew!

Jericho=Quad Killer '03

Gotta keep Chris down.

Gotta keep Chris down.

That brawl should have been the match, instead of the atrocities we keep hearing about at house shows.

Victoria has highlights! Yay!

Nice try guys, see ya in another 20

UUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH, What a mistaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!

My friend pointed out that one thing TNA has over WWE is that you never know who'll come out on top, and boy did it just prove that tonight. Then again, Gilbertti and Russo are tight, so who's really suprised? To say the least, if someone had told you 3 years ago that Sabu would be stabbing Disco Inferno's face with a fork in #1 contender's match for the NWA title, would you have believed it? It was just surreal to watch, like the first time you see a Tenacious Z match.

Did Cartoon Network just drop Home Movies? While Family Guy is good for arbitrary humor, Home Movies was more thought out, even intellectual, in their comedic style. Here's hoping for a DVD in the future.

In No Mercy, we simulated a 15-min Ironman Match between our CAW Brock and Angle. Brock won 15-1, with Angle getting his one pinfall in the last minute. I found it very odd since the computer will usually beat CAW's. That reminds me of another squash, our created Booker T. vs HHH. H wins in 3 minutes with the axe kick.

I picked up a used copy of Revenge for the ol' N64, and went around defaulting all the characters, and Wrath just has Sting's costume. They couldn't give him just plain black, or even something that said Wrath? And why is it so damn hard to pin someone in that game? I played as Nash, and it took 5 Jackknifes and 10 super powerbombs to beat Glacier. What is going on in this game?!

Sasuke is a porn star and politician without removing the mask. I should start wearing my La Parka mask to the clubs.

If it came between an old crappy wrestler who couldn't get over as a singles wrestler, like Billy Gunn, or a new, fresh, crappy wrestler, for instance Batista, getting a push, I'd pick the new guy. You know, back in late 2000, "The One" was really over, if I recall. Why was that? Just his association with Chyna? And if so, why was Chyna over? Looking back, things were pretty crappy, but people still ate it up. Oh well, not much we can do.

At Axxess before Wrestlemania X7, D'lo, Chaz, Tazz, and Michael Cole were talking about all sorts of things, when they talked about who'd win between Rock and Austin. Chaz said he thought Stone Cold would win because they were in his home state, but then gave away the ending for the main event when he said "I also hear Rock's gonna be making movies, so he'll be gone for awhile."

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one?! Well, I'm sure it'll be better then Backstage Assualt, right?

I agree about Stacy Keibler. She lost me after she delivered a holiday greeting that was obviously off of a cue card. And those Shawn and Stacy segments back in WCW were hell to sit through for many reasons, aside from bad acting. I also have to say the Big Show. Once Jericho told the ref Show hit him with a chair, causing a DQ. Show went into a big, fat rage where he kept yelling "IT WASN'T ME!" He sounded like a big fat incompetent fool. Who am I kidding. He is a big fat incompetent fool.

Of what I've played, any Metroid and Sonic Adventure 2 get my votes. For worst, definetely Wrestlemania X8 with its Japanese techno elevator music.

The kids these days don't even have to buy porn, they can just download it for free. Back in my day before the Internet, we made do with scrambled porn, and we loved it! We couldn't tell if it was a breast or a thigh, but we creamed ourselves at the sound of an erotic moan or some good dirty talking (ie any Jeanna Fine scene). I tell you, the kids these days haven't paid their dues when it comes to pornography.