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BCS Rankings thru Week 11 1. Virginia - Edwin MacPhisto 2.00 (3/1/2) 2. Minnesota - Vern Gagne 4.67 (7/3/4) 3. Syracuse - Canadian Chris 5.67 (1/3/13) 4. UCLA - phoenixrising 6.67 (10/8/2) 5. Washington State - bravesfan 8.33 (10/6/9) 6. Ohio State - Gert T 9.00 (10/2/15) 7. Oregon - nogoodnick 9.00 (10/6/11) 8. LSU - teke184 10.00 (3/9/18) 9. Hawaii - Will Scarlet 10.67 (15/11/6) 10. Stanford - Bored 11.00 (3/3/27) Bowl Match-ups if the season ended today Massengill Douche Country Flower Bowl: Ohio State (At-large) vs. Oregon (At-large) Out Magazine Bowl: Washington State (Pac-8 #3 or Big MAC #3) vs. LSU (Mid South #3 or Big Atlantic #3) KFC PETA Bowl: Stanford (Pac-8 #2) vs. Maryland (Big Atlantic #2) Lucky Strikes Cigarettes Tar Bowl: Bowling Green (Big MAC #2) vs. Georgia (Mid South #2) Traditional Bowl presented by Adam & Eve’s Anal Lube: UCLA (Pac-8 #1/BCS at-large) vs. Notre Dame (Big MAC #1/BCS at-large) Oxycotton Bowl: Syracuse (Big Atlantic #1/BCS at-large) vs. Alabama (Mid South #1/BCS at-large) MILFHunter.com Bored Bowl: Virginia (BCS #1) vs. Minnesota (BCS #2)

Just three weeks left in the regular season. Week 11 Deadlines Thursday, November 11th, 7:45 PM EST/4:45 PM PST -Lose out on FSU/NCSt game and tiebreak #2 Friday, November 12th, 8:00 PM EST/5:00 PM PST -Lose out on Friday games and tiebreak #1 Saturday, November 13th, Noon EST/9:00 AM PST -Forfeit Week 11 Match-ups #6 UCLA* (phoenixrising, 5-5) vs. #9 Oregon* (nogoodnick, 6-4) - GAME OF THE WEEK #7 Stanford* (Bored, 8-2) vs. #10 Hawaii* (Will Scarlet, 4-6) #1 Virginia* (Edwin MacPhisto, 7-3) vs. Miami* (Spaceman Spiff, 3-7) #2 Minnesota* PM (Vern Gagne, 6-4) vs. Kent State* (JHawk 5-5) #3 Syracuse* (Canadian Chris, 8-2) vs. Michigan State (Dangerous A, 4-6) #4 Washington State* (bravesfan, 6-4) vs. Arizona State* (Spicy McHaggis, 3-7) #5 Ohio State* - late (Gert T, 6-4) vs. Maryland* (MarvinisaLunatic, 6-4) #8 LSU* PM (teke184, 8-2) vs. Alabama* PM (AlwaysPissedOff, 5-5) USC* - late (Cartman, 5-5) vs. Boise State* PM (Vern Gagne/*dead team*, 4-6) Texas* - late (Flyboy, 5-5) vs. Florida* (Agent Bond34, 2-8) West Virginia (Loaded Glove, 4-6) vs. Boston College* (HarleyQuinn, 4-6) Notre Dame* (Lando Griffin, 7-3) vs. Bowling Green* PM (iggymcfly, 7-3) Penn State* (therealworldschampion, 3-7) vs. Michigan* (Mad Dog, 3-7) Auburn* (Agent of Oblivion, 5-5) vs. Georgia* (A_MikeSC, 8-2) Oklahoma* - late (Damaramu, 3-7) vs. Tennessee* (Kotzenjunge, 3-7) Rutgers* (the pinjockey, 4-6) vs. Florida State* - late (2GOLD, 3-7) Week 11 Games to make picks for THURSDAY Florida State at N.C. State FRIDAY Southern Miss at Memphis Hawaii at Fresno State SATURDAY Iowa at Minnesota Penn State at Indiana North Carolina at Wake Forest Texas Tech at Texas A&M Connecticut at Georgia Tech Kansas State at Colorado Troy at Louisiana-Lafayette Georgia at Auburn Miami at Virginia UCLA at Oregon Oregon State at Stanford Ohio State at Purdue Eastern Michigan at Kent State New Mexico at BYU Nevada at SMU South Carolina at Florida Army at Tulane Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Southern Miss/Memphis game? Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Florida State's Wyatt Sexton have against N.C. State?

Yes, you have to finish with at least seven wins to be bowl eligible. Dead teams are not eligible for conference chamionship or bowl games. Florida and Tulane are both up big so I'm calling both of those games. Week 11 Final Results #6 UCLA (phoenixrising) 15, #9 Oregon (nogoodnick) 13 #10 Hawaii (Will Scarlet) 11, #7 Stanford (Bored) 11; Hawaii wins by tiebreak #1 Virginia (Edwin MacPhisto) 13, Miami (Spaceman Spiff) 12 #2 Minnesota (Vern Gagne) 13, Kent State (JHawk) 10 #3 Syracuse (Canadian Chris) 11, Michigan State (Dangerous A) 0; forfeit Arizona State (Spicy McHaggis) 12, #4 Washington State (bravesfan) 11 Maryland (MarvinisaLunatic) 11, #5 Ohio State (Gert T) 10 Alabama (AlwaysPissedOff) 14, #8 LSU (teke184) 11 Boise State (Vern Gagne/*dead team*) 13, USC (Cartman) 7 Florida (Agent Bond34) 13, Texas (Flyboy) 12 Boston College (HarleyQuinn) 11, West Virginia (Loaded Glove) 0; forfeit Notre Dame (Lando Griffin) 15, Bowling Green (iggymcfly) 9 Michigan (Mad Dog) 12, Penn State (therealworldschampion) 10 Georgia (A_MikeSC) 12, Auburn (Agent of Oblivion) 10 Oklahoma (Damaramu) 13, Tennessee (Kotzenjunge) 10 Florida State (2GOLD) 12, Rutgers (the pinjockey) 12; Florida State wins by tiebreak Conference Standings (conference record, overall record) Pac-8 1. UCLA (5-1, 6-5) 2. Boise State (3-2, 5-6) 3. Stanford (3-3, 8-3) 3. Washington State (3-3, 6-5) 3. Hawaii (3-3, 5-6) 6. Oregon (3-4, 6-5) 7. USC (2-4, 5-6) 7. Arizona State (2-4, 4-7) Big MAC 1. Notre Dame (5-1, 8-3) 2. Minnesota (4-1, 7-4) 3. Bowling Green (3-2, 7-4) 3. Kent State (3-2, 5-6) 5. Michigan State (3-3, 4-7) 6. Ohio State (2-3, 6-5) 7. Michigan (1-4, 4-7) 7. Penn State (1-4, 3-8) Mid South 1. Alabama (4-1, 6-5) 2. Georgia (5-2, 9-2) 3. LSU (4-2, 8-3) 3. Auburn (4-2, 5-6) 5. Texas (3-3, 5-6) 6. Florida (2-4, 3-8) 7. Oklahoma (1-5, 4-7) 7. Tennessee (1-5, 3-8) Big Atlantic 1. Syracuse (4-1, 9-2) 2. Boston College (4-2, 5-6) 3. Virginia (3-2, 8-3) 3. Maryland (3-2, 7-4) 5. Rutgers (3-3, 4-7) 6. Florida State (2-4, 4-7) 6. Miami (2-4, 3-8) 8. West Virginia (1-4, 4-7)

You're right iggy the Big XII automatic bid goes to the Fiesta Bowl if the conference champ is not in the national championship game. I'm thinking about the possibilty of Utah vs. Boston College in the Fiesta Bowl and wouldn't it be bizarre that Utah would be playing a lesser quality opponent in that bowl than the would be playing in the Liberty Bowl (Louisville)?

We got bonus coverage of the Tech/A&M game on the west coast because there is some power failure in Wyoming delaying the start of the Utah game and I swear ABC must have had A&M home announcers doing the game. The postgame was like an A&M informercial.

Updated match-ups decided list thru Oregon State/Stanford: #3 Syracuse (Canadian Chris) def. Michigan State (Dangerous A) by forfeit Boston College (HarleyQuinn) def. West Virginia (Loaded Glove) by forfeit #10 Hawaii (Will Scarlet) def. #7 Stanford (Bored); Will holds tiebreak Notre Dame (Lando Griffin) def. Bowling Green (iggymcfly) Florida State (2GOLD) def. Rutgers (the pinjockey) by tiebreak Boise State (Vern Gagne/*dead team*) def. USC (Cartman) Florida (Agent Bond34) def. Texas (Flyboy) Georgia (A_MikeSC) def. Auburn (Agent of Oblivion); Mike holds tiebreak #1 Virginia (Edwin MacPhisto) def. Miami (Spaceman Spiff) Oklahoma (Damaramu) def. Tennessee (Kotzenjunge)

No, I give a team two forfeits before they go dead. You'd be losing to teke at the moment if we did use his picks. Besides your strength of schedule isn't going to get destroyed as long as you picked well. Remember going into your SOS this week will be one point less than the number of picks you correctly make (i.e. if you pick 14 right, you'll get a 13 in the SOS).

I'm going to assume Auburn (up 24-0) and Kent State (up 48-3!) both win their games so here are the match-ups decided so far today: #3 Syracuse (Canadian Chris) def. Michigan State (Dangerous A*) by forfeit Boston College (HarleyQuinn) def. West Virginia (Loaded Glove) by forfeit #10 Hawaii (Will Scarlet) def. #7 Stanford (Bored); Will holds tiebreak Notre Dame (Lando Griffin) def. Bowling Green (iggymcfly); Lando holds tiebreak Florida State (2GOLD) def. Rutgers (the pinjockey); 2GOLD holds tiebreak * - Michigan State is now a dead team. teke184 will use his picks from the the final two weeks of the regular season.

Law of averages had Wisconsin losing one of their final two games. Of course I thought law of averages dictated Auburn losing today but I was way wrong on that one. Michigan vs. Cal, assuming it happens, is going to be a lot of fun in the Rose Bowl. Notre Dame continues to be impossible to figure out as they lose to Pittsburgh, 41-38. Even with the loss and very likely a 6-5 record staring them in the face (only have the game at USC left) they still are going to the Gator Bowl most likely. Apparantly the Gator Bowl officials have already made it clear they want Notre Dame against Florida State or Miami. Can't blame them from a ticket selling standpoint.

Auburn is making a serious statement today. No matter what side of the USC/that other team debate you are on, if Auburn goes undefeated they must be in the Orange Bowl. For those with any hope for their ever being a playoff you have to root hard for those three teams to run the table now as that truly is the BCS nightmare scenerio. Have to wait to see the highlights if it was a haily mary or not but Colorado beat Kansas State on a 64-yard touchdown pass with five seconds left in the game, 38-31.

Hmmmm late in the first half and Cal is being shutout by Washington, 3-0. This is a game on paper that looked like it'd be over about five mintues in.

I did as little research as possible. 1. Carlos Beltran - Yankees 2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers 3. Brad Radke - Red Sox 4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals 5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox 6. Carlos Delgado - Orioles 7. Magglio Ordonez - Tigers 8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox 9. Carl Pavano - Indians 10. Richie Sexson - Mariners 11. J.D. Drew - Cubs 12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels 13. Troy Glaus - White Sox 14. Armando Benitez - Indians 15. Odalis Perez - Dodgers 16. Troy Percival - Cubs 17. Matt Clement - Rangers 18. Orlando Cabrera - Mariners 19. Jeff Kent - Astros 20. Moises Alou - Giants And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where? 1. Sammy Sosa - Mets 2. Randy Johnson - White Sox 3. Kevin Brown - Braves 4. Charles Johnson - Mariners 5. Jose Guillen - Expos/Nationals Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? No, because he's an assshole.

Clemson loses to Duke 16-13. So much for Tommy Bowden saving his job with the Miami win.

If you listen closely you'll hear the entire state of Utah say "FUCK!" right about now.

It's all over: Temple 34, Syracuse 24 It's also pretty much all over for West Virginia as Boston College returns a punt back for a touchdown to put the game away, 36-17. BC needs just to win at Temple and at home against Syracuse to go to get the Big East's BCS berth in their final year in the conference.

Coming into today the Big XII North was 0-13 against Big XII South teams not named Baylor. Utah is rejoicing right now if Kansas holds on.

I don't have the game here but Boston College is crushing West Virginia at the moment 24-7. If BC holds on they will control their own destiny to go to a BCS bowl.

I guess Temple wants to make a statement in the Big East before being booted out after this year. It sounds like there are more Iowa fans than Minnesota fans at the Metrodome. The Golden Gophers are lucky they are only down 23-10 as Iowa has just dominated them so far. San Jose State goes back up 21-14 on Boise State. Come on BSU is not a Top 10 team. They'll probably still win this game but they are struggling against maybe one of the Bottom 10 teams in the country.

If the Yankees do sign Milton the reported 3-year deal worth between $21 to $25 million then the I think officially the inmate (Steinbrenner) is running the asylum again. I have a lot of respect for Brian Cashman and I can't see him being behind this type of move on his own. Or maybe John Kruk is the GM of the Yankees now. Milton is going to be the next Andy Hawkins.

Dama please go back to your cage for the rest of the weekend. Fresno State up 49-0 on Hawaii at halftime. You know Pat Hill is the type of coach that I wouldn't put it past him to try to run the score up to 100.

Free agency starts today, should we create a new thread? Anyways the first signing is apparantly going to be Omar Vizquel to the White Sox.

Texans - 24 points Baltimore Chicago Detroit Houston Kansas City Pittsburgh Seattle Tampa Bay Washington San Francisco Green Bay Arizona Buffalo Philadelphia

Week 11 Match-up Breakdowns (very incomplete at the moment) #6 UCLA (phoenixrising, 5-5) vs. #9 Oregon (nogoodnick, 6-4) - GAME OF THE WEEK UCLA: Miami, Florida Oregon: Virginia, South Carolina Tiebreak Answers: 52/56, 215/205 #7 Stanford (Bored, 8-2) vs. #10 Hawaii (Will Scarlet, 4-6) Stan: N.C. State, Minnesota, Penn State, Wake Forest, Kansas State, Georgia, Purdue, Kent State, Florida, Tulane HI: Florida State, Iowa, Indiana, North Carolina, Colorado, Auburn, Ohio State, Eastern Michigan, South Carolina, Army Tiebreak Answers: 60/53, 152/212 #1 Virginia (Edwin MacPhisto, 7-3) vs. Miami (Spaceman Spiff, 3-7) UVA: Florida State, Memphis, Virginia, Oregon State, Ohio State Mia: N.C. State, Southern Miss, Miami, Stanford, Purdue Tiebreak Answers: 77/50, 220/245 #2 Minnesota (Vern Gagne, 6-4) vs. Kent State (JHawk 5-5) Min: Florida State, Memphis, Indiana, Wake Forest, Troy, New Mexico, SMU, Florida, Army KS: N.C. State, Southern Miss, Penn State, North Carolina, UL-Lafayette, BYU, Nevada, South Carolina, Tulane Tiebreak Answers: 58/65, 216/156 #3 Syracuse (Canadian Chris, 8-2) vs. Michigan State (Dangerous A, 4-6) #4 Washington State (bravesfan, 6-4) vs. Arizona State (Spicy McHaggis, 3-7) Wazzu: Wake Forest, Colorado, BYU, Nevada, Tulane ASU: North Carolina, Kansas State, New Mexico, SMU, Army Tiebreak Answers: 60/55, 250/234 #5 Ohio State (Gert T, 6-4) vs. Maryland (MarvinisaLunatic, 6-4) OSU: No point for FSU/NCSt, Memphis, Hawaii, Indiana, Wake Forest, Kansas State, Auburn, Oregon State, Kent State, BYU, SMU, Florida, Army MD: Southern Miss, Fresno State, Penn State, North Carolina, Colorado, Georgia, Stanford, Eastern Michigan, New Mexico, Nevada, South Carolina, Tulane Tiebreak Answers: 70/38, na/165 #8 LSU (teke184, 8-2) vs. Alabama (AlwaysPissedOff, 5-5) LSU: North Carolina, Texas A&M, Oregon, Stanford, Eastern Michigan, South Carolina, Army Ala: Wake Forest, Texas Tech, UCLA, Oregon State, Kent State, Florida, Tulane Tiebreak Answers: 57/43, 170/255 USC (Cartman, 5-5) vs. Boise State (Vern Gagne/*dead team*, 4-6) USC: No point for FSU/NCSt, Minnesota, Connecticut, Colorado, UL-Lafayette, Auburn, Virginia, Oregon State, Ohio State, Eastern Michigan, Nevada, South Carolina BS: Iowa, Georgia Tech, Kansas State, Troy, Georgia, Miami, Stanford, Purdue, Kent State, SMU, Florida Tiebreak Answers: 50/58, na/216 Texas (Flyboy, 5-5) vs. Florida (Agent Bond34, 2-8) Tex: No point for FSU/NCSt, Memphis, Minnesota, Connecticut, UL-Lafayette, Miami, Oregon State, Purdue, Eastern Michigan, BYU UF: Southern Miss, Iowa, Georgia Tech, Troy, Virginia, Stanford, Ohio State, Kent State, New Mexico Tiebreak Answers: 49/79, na/252 West Virginia (Loaded Glove, 4-6) vs. Boston College (HarleyQuinn, 4-6) Notre Dame (Lando Griffin, 7-3) vs. Bowling Green (iggymcfly, 7-3) ND: Iowa, Penn State, North Carolina, Auburn, Virginia, Oregon State, Purdue, Florida BG: Minnesota, Indiana, Wake Forest, Georgia, Miami, Stanford, Ohio State, South Carolina Tiebreak Answers: 55/58, 212/230 Penn State (therealworldschampion, 3-7) vs. Michigan (Mad Dog, 3-7) PS: Georgia Tech, Oregon, Ohio State, New Mexico, Nevada, Army Mich: Connecticut, UCLA, Purdue, BYU, SMU, Tulane Tiebreak Answers: 44/76, 205/205 Auburn (Agent of Oblivion, 5-5) vs. Georgia (A_MikeSC, 8-2) Aub: UL-Lafayette, South Carolina UGA: Troy, Florida Tiebreak Answers: 48/50, 215/200 Oklahoma (Damaramu, 3-7) vs. Tennessee (Kotzenjunge, 3-7) OK: Memphis, Wake Forest, Connecticut, Colorado, Georgia, Miami, UCLA, Oregon State, Kent State, Tulane TN: Southern Miss, North Carolina, Georgia Tech, Kansas State, Auburn, Virginia, Oregon, Stanford, Eastern Michigan, Army Tiebreak Answers: 62/57, na/234 Rutgers (the pinjockey, 4-6) vs. Florida State (2GOLD, 3-7) Rut: Fresno State, Indiana, Texas A&M, Kansas State, Miami, Eastern Michigan, BYU FSU: No point for FSU/NCSt, Hawaii, Penn State, Texas Tech, Colorado, Virginia, Kent State, New Mexico Tiebreak Answers: 50/60, 250/na

Over 1200 yards in last Thursday night's game between Louisville and Memphis. This week Florida State and N.C. State have combined for 135 yards in the first half. Lee Corso sounds like he wants to kill himself. Wolfpack up 10-0.

Hmmm people giving up on the season? Along with 2GOLD, Gert T, Dangerous A (Michigan State goes dead if he doesn't submit picks this week), Cartman, Flyboy, Loaded Glove, and Damaramu are all late with their picks. Here are the PM'd picks: Vern Gagne (Minnesota/Boise State) THURSDAY Florida State at N.C. State FRIDAY Southern Miss at Memphis Hawaii at Fresno State SATURDAY Iowa at Minnesota Penn State at Indiana North Carolina at Wake Forest Texas Tech at Texas A&M Connecticut at Georgia Tech Kansas State at Colorado Troy at Louisiana-Lafayette Georgia at Auburn Miami at Virginia UCLA at Oregon Oregon State at Stanford Ohio State at Purdue Eastern Michigan at Kent State New Mexico at BYU Nevada at SMU South Carolina at Florida Army at Tulane Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Southern Miss/Memphis game?58 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Florida State's Wyatt Sexton have against N.C. State? 216 iggymcfly (Bowling Green) THURSDAY Florida State at N.C. State FRIDAY Southern Miss at Memphis Hawaii at Fresno State SATURDAY Iowa at Minnesota Penn State at Indiana North Carolina at Wake Forest Texas Tech at Texas A&M Connecticut at Georgia Tech Kansas State at Colorado Troy at Louisiana-Lafayette Georgia at Auburn Miami at Virginia UCLA at Oregon Oregon State at Stanford Ohio State at Purdue Eastern Michigan at Kent State New Mexico at BYU Nevada at SMU South Carolina at Florida Army at Tulane Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Southern Miss/Memphis game? 58 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Florida State's Wyatt Sexton have against N.C. State? 230 teke184 (LSU) THURSDAY Florida State at N.C. State FRIDAY Southern Miss at Memphis Hawaii at Fresno State SATURDAY Iowa at Minnesota Penn State at Indiana North Carolina at Wake Forest Texas Tech at Texas A&M Connecticut at Georgia Tech Kansas State at Colorado Troy at Louisiana-Lafayette Georgia at Auburn Miami at Virginia UCLA at Oregon Oregon State at Stanford Ohio State at Purdue Eastern Michigan at Kent State New Mexico at BYU Nevada at SMU South Carolina at Florida Army at Tulane Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Southern Miss/Memphis game? 57 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Florida State's Wyatt Sexton have against N.C. State? 170 AlwaysPissedOff (Alabama) FSU Memphis Fresno State Iowa Indiana Wake Forest Texas Tech Georgia Tech Colorado Troy Auburn Miami UCLA Oregon State Ohio State Kent State BYU Nevada Florida Tulane TB #1: 43 TB#2: 255