Bored

Todd Walker: "We're going to roll into Oakland...and whoop some ass." Better duck their Todd when you step in the box in Game 1. Who the fuck is Todd Walker? Gee I remember he was benched when the Red Sox played the A's last month.

Hector Guerrero

What position does Ortiz play? DH isn't a real position. Oh and no amount of arguing for Ortiz will convince me that he is the best player on the Red Sox. I think that's at least one qualification the winner of the MVP should meet even ahead of playing on a contender. Hell I'd vote A-Rod for MVP before I'd vote Ortiz.

Oh don't worry they'll choke in the division series. MWAHAHAHAHA Its gonna be 1988 and 1990 all over again. Too bad Clemens ain't around to get ejected. Note: Poster has no clue who's going to win the series but it his duty to his favorite team to talk shit against the upcoming opponent.

Houston - 13 pts. St. Louis Rams Cleveland Browns Jacksonville Jaguars Washington Redskins Buffalo Bills San Francisco 49ers Pittsburgh Steelers - LOCK Kansas City Chiefs Oakland Raiders Carolina Panthers New York Jets Denver Broncos Indianapolis Colts Green Bay Packers

I first should say I hate Kobe Bryant but he has been convicted of NOTHING. Give me a fuckin' break with this double standard bullshit. If they suspended him the player's association would throw a fit and get it overturned anyways and if Kobe were suspeneded and then was proven innocent he could turn around and sue the NBA. Its a p.r. nightmare either way but Kobe has every right to play before he goes to trial. Once he the case does go trial though it will be moot because he probably won't be able to play then with it going on.

Los Guerreros vs. Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore, Tag Title Match Rey Mysterio vs. Tajiri, Cruiserweight Title Match Jamie Noble & Bradshaw vs. The Basham Brothers The Big Show vs. Arch Kincaid & John Walters, handicap match Eddie Guerrero vs. Charlie Haas, United States Title Match One other note, two matches are announced for No Mercy. One pretty much expected and the other has a chance to be the worst...match...EVER. You've been warned.

This was the first Nitro that the n.W.o. took over. Recap by Michael T. Tyler: Six (Giant chokeslam Duggan on the floor.) pinned Jim Duggan. THE MATCH: Bischoff exclaims "WCW held hostage! Day 1?" Hall says, "If you can't beat em, join em!" As Ron Studd comes to the ring, Hogan shakes his hand and pulverizes Studd. Six is his replacement. Duggan beats Six to a pulp. Finally, Six distracts the referee while the Giant chokeslams Duggan on the floor. After the Giant tosses him back in, Six covers for the victory. Eric Bischoff wants out. but Vir.... uh I mean, Vince takes care of that situation. However, "Just like Vince said, we're inVINCEble." COMMENTS: I've been to the bathroom once. I don't need to go again. Is this hilarious or what? By the way, I was just kidding about running to the restroom.

A's win in 10. About half-hour later Tim Salmon ends the Mariners hopes with a walk-off homerun in the 11th. A's are YOUR (well ok maybe just mine) 13-time A.L. West Champs. Barring a historic collapse by the Red Sox and the Mariners running the table the ALDS match-ups are pretty much set: Red Sox at A's Twins at Yankees

Bah, I don't hope injury I just hope his career is a miserable failure. I don't want college football to be ruined like college basketball has been.

Allow Vince to live out some incestual fantasy of rolling around with his daughter in tights.

Here is YOUR college football national television schedule for the week. ABC regional games are marked with an asterisk and somebody tell me if I'm wrong on those being the ABC games because ABC Sports' site is worthless and espn.com does have an ABC college schedule but they haven't updated it since early August. All times are Pacific. Thursday #15 Nebraska at Southern Miss, 4:30 PM, ESPN Saturday #24 Minnesota at Penn State, 9:00 AM, ESPN Northwestern at #4 Ohio State, 9:00 AM, ESPN2 #23 Missouri at Kansas, 9:30 AM, FSN #9 Arkansas at Alabama, 12:30 PM, CBS #21 Washington State at #10 Oregon, 12:30 PM, ABC* #17 Pittsburgh at Texas A&M, 12:30 PM, ABC* Notre Dame at #22 Purdue, 12:30 PM, ABC* Wake Forest at Virginia, 12:30 PM, ABC* Wisconsin at Illinois, 3:00 PM, ESPN2 #3 USC at California, 3:30 PM, FSN Tulane at #14 Texas, 4:00 PM, TBS South Carolina at #8 Tennessee, 4:45 PM, ESPN #7 LSU at Mississippi State, 6:00 PM, ESPN2 Arizona State at Oregon State, 7:00 PM, FSN

Your right about Tejada's statistics but the A's were 17-10 in April. Don't worry even an A's fan I'm not voting Tejada MVP. His slow start severly hurt his overall numbers which aren't good enough to win the award. He will make my list just no higher than 6th. Only seven votes so far. I hope others are just waiting for the season to be closer to being over like me.

Ebert & Roeper both loved it. They were impressed with The Rock and think he proved he is a movie star.

Most of my crazy predictions don't come true but it wouldn't SHOCK me if HHH vs. Shane is the main event of WMXX. I just see no way in hell someone not related to the McMahon's isn't involved in the main event of the ultimate Vince ego fuck event of the century.

Ya ya ya. Don't worry...we'll be voting eventually. A-Rod expensive, not valuable Another argument against him...he plays in the best hitter's park in the A.L. His "meaningless" batting average 32 points lower on the road, slugging percentage is 32 points lower, OPS is 55 points lower, five fewer homeruns, and 25 fewer rbi on the road. But hey at least you didn't vote Bonds.

We can only hope. We're talking about Stacy stripping, right?

Here's the new Unofficial BCS Top 25 and Bottom 10. As always the source of these rankings is collegebcs.com. They are unofficial because not all computer ratings are available at this time although for some reason this week one of the computer ratings that has been availabe in previous weeks is not available this week. So this week only three of the seven computer ratings are factored in the the rankings. Official rankings come out October 20th. 1. Oklahoma 3.60 2. Miami 7.01 3. Ohio State 7.08 4. USC 13.03 5. Florida State 14.44 6. Tennessee 15.13 7. LSU 17.17 8. Iowa 18.39 9. Virginia Tech 20.01 10. Oregon 20.87 11. Arkansas 21.26 12. Georgia 25.97 13. Michigan 27.57 14. Nebraska 34.27 15. Northern Illinois 37.97 16. Texas 46.67 17. Washington State 46.71 18. Kansas State 47.53 19. TCU 52.80 20. Washington 54.71 21. Purdue 55.32 22. Minnesota 60.01 23. Louisville 60.78 24. Missouri 62.99 25. Wake Forest 63.71 Bottom 10 117. Eastern Michigan 120.35 116. UTEP 119.72 115. Army 119.35 114. SMU 119.11 113. Idaho 117.80 112. Buffalo 116.12 111. LA-Lafayette 113.83 110. LA-Monroe 113.51 109. Rice 111.97 108. Middle Tennessee State 110.05

Makes perfect sense...HHH is getting his job back at Survivor Series so Shane will get his back too. Maybe Shane can lead the Orton's new stable after HHH's face turn. You know Vince is tempted to headline WrestleMania XX with his son and son-in-law.

Damn Al I'd been thinking of doing the same thing! I think I'll wait till the weekend to fill out the ballot. I'd suggest for people who may have problems coming up with 10 names for MVP in each league to go espn.com for stats.

Yes...yes he can. I mean come on the IC champ Christian need fuckin' JOHNATHAN COACHMAN to beat JERRY LAWLER. He only needed a belt to beat RVD. Shane should show up with no visible wounds and beat Christian in under two minutes tommorrow night.

Kids these days...why won't they learn to buy porn instead of shitty wrestling PPV's? Although I guess there could be that 20 years from now you could say you saw HHH do his last job.

Shows how much I pay attention to Raw...I didn't even realize the title can change hands on a DQ or count out tonight. Its been said many times before...Triple H is a genius. He won't even have to job to the jackhammer. Goldberg's heat will be sucked out by winning the title on a DQ.

Oh come on even if your a Brown fan that was one of the worst games I've seen EVER. Just piss poor football.

Its just a Browns section they keep flashing. Probably 75 people tops. But 49er fans are gutless and most left early.