Bored

Stick a fork in the 49ers. Their season is done. I can't fuckin' believe this shit after the way they played in week 1 and really outplayed the Rams last week. And now they come up with this dog of a performance? Unreal. I know how it works in the Bay Area and how spoiled we 49er fans are...let the "fire Dennis Erickson" talk begin...now.

Fuck this. 49ers should be fuckin' 3-0 and their about to be 1-2. Vikings next week. Fuck this team.

49ers are about to blow it. Half the crowd has already left. Oh and should note they already left back in the 3rd. Most 49er fans are spoiled brats and probably disgusted by how bad this game has been.

Great I have to talk about the Browns sucking and they march down and score their 2nd touchdown of the year. 12-7.

A's are crushing the Mariners 12-0. They can clinch before the final Seattle series with as sweep of Texas (who they swept last week) or 2 out of 3 against Texas and a Mariner loss to Anaheim.

No clue. Ugh the 49er game is ugly. Easily the worst they've played so far and the refs haven't helped but they still have a 12-0 lead. Wow the Browns suck.

Well Test is getting a win and anal with Steiner tonight.

Awesome match. Knoble & Tajiri got most of the offense & Billy sold the legwork like a *KING* (even after the match). CRZ recap: BILLY & CHUCK (with Torrie Samuda) v. JAMIE NOBLE & TAJIRI (with Nidia) - they hit the ring and it's on - Chuck has no problems with Tajiri until getting the low bridge - referee "Blind" Mike Sparks hits the ring and rings the bell. Tajiri with an overhead kick to the back of Billy's head to turn it round for he and Noble - into the ropes, double gutshot, double kick to the back of the leg to bring him to his knees - double dropkick sandwich to the head coming up but Chuck ankles Tajiri, and Billy manages a tilt-a-whirl slam on Noble - then removes his shirt in a ruggedly heterosexually manly way! Noble dropkicks the knee, though. Tag to Tajiri - free kick on the leg. Onsale crawl. Kick by Tajiri. Another big kick. Torrie is STILL up on the apron, looking like a lost lamb. Into the ropes is reversed, but Tajiri manages a handspring elbow out of the whip. Billy's swing is ducked, Tajiri with a superkick - 1, 2, no! Torrie is FINALLY down to the floor - cameraman must have told her. Tajiri stomp, tag. Pulling him by the leg - Subway Replay as Noble dropkicks the back of the bad leg. Leg across the bottom rope - and Noble springs into the buttdrop. Wants a second, but Billy puts up his good leg, then launches him over the top to the floor! Chuck really wants the (straight) tag...but Tajiri's going to come in as we watch the Subway Replay - Tajiri stomps away as Noble wraps the bad leg around the ringpost - twice! Noble back in - stomp, stomp, stomp. Pulls him away from the corner, grabs the leg and sits on it, Potsie - here comes a modified figure four - Billy reaches for the ropes but Noble won't let him. Torrie leads some synchronised clapping from ringside - shoulders are down - 1, 2, shoulder up! Noble with a slap - that woke him up - Billy with a right, right and breaks the hold. Noble up, Billy up, right, right, into the ropes is reversed and Billy collapses when his leg fails him. Noble plays to the crowd. Stomp, stomp, stomp on the knee every time. Sparks distracted so Tajiri does a little work of his own on that knee. Noble elbowdrops the knee. Again. Noble cranks the knee - shoulders down - 1, 2, no. "We want Chuck!" chant. Billy manages to use his good knee across Noble's head a few times to break the hold - back to his feet - reverses the whip but Noble reverses back, kicking the knee. Off the ropes - Billy counters into a flapjack! Crowd claps again...Billy crawls to the corner...or tries, anyway - tag to Tajiri - hot tag to Chuck! Chuck clothesline, right hand, Noble in and ducks - but gets caught in a belly-to-belly off the double underhook! Jungle Kick for Tajiri, kick for Noble to take him outside, Chuck removes HIS shirt (he's straight!), hoists up Tajiri - looks like Code Red coming up as Billy struggles to the top - and there it is! 1, 2, 3! (6:24) Do Billy & Chuck have new music? Did you notice the OMG TAG ROPES weren't there tonight? Nidia's not done, spitting at Torrie - Torrie's out - chop, chop, Nidia rolled in the ring - duck sa swing, gutshot, Nidia falls over the bottom rope...Billy holds her hands so Torrie can...spank her. Later, others will be spanking, themselves!

September 23, 1999 The Big Show def. Triple H X-Pac def. Mark Henry by count out; Euro Title Match Triple H def. Kane in an Inferno Match The New Age Outlaws def. The Rock & Sock Connection; Tag Title Match Viscera & Mideon def. Triple H in a Handicap Casket Match Hardcore Holly def. Al Snow Triple H def. Mankind in a Boiler Room Brawl Chris Jericho def. Ken Shamrock in a First Blood Match Triple H def. The Rock in a Brahma Bull Rope Match; Special Referee, The British Bulldog September 21, 2000 Val Venis def. Scotty 2 Hotty Hardcore Crap Segment: Steve Blackman pins Taka Michinoku to retain the title in a match with Al Snow Chris Jericho & Jerry Lawler def. Tazz & X-Pac by DQ The Acolytes def. Bull Buchanan & The Goodfather The Rock, The Undertaker, & Triple H def. Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, & Kane September 27, 2001 Booker T & Test def. The Undertaker & Kane to win the WCW Tag Team Titles The Hardy Boyz def. Rhyno & Kanyon The Big Show def. X-Pac Rob Van Dam def. Chris Jericho; IC Title Match Ivory def. Molly Holly Christian NC Bradshaw; IC Title Match Kurt Angle & The Rock def. The Dudley Boyz by DQ; Tag Title Match September 26, 2002 Rikishi def. Chavo Guerrero Billy & Chuck def. Jamie Noble & Tajiri Edge def. Eddie Guerrero in a No-DQ Match The Undertaker def. Matt Hardy Rey Mysterio def. Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit (pinned) in a Triple Threat Match

Holy shit the 49ers are being ass fucked by the refs today. Horrible, horrible pass interference call just now. Rumph only makes contact with the receiver because the ball is way over thrown and out of bounds. Did they get rid of the uncatchable rule and no one told me? Browns driving...fuck I have a bad feeling about this game now.

Man that 99 Nitro sounds really damned good with a few exceptions and I have the Booker T- Vince Russo cage match on tape *shudders& Recap of the Booker/Russo match by CRZ: WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: VIC VENOM v. BOOKA T. in caged heat - JEREMY BORASH must have won another bet - he's taken fourth headset for this match. Booker takes a lap around the cage, slapping hands with the fans. You didn't think they'd fill out this last ten minutes with WRESTLING didja? Out comes THAT 70'S MULLET, THE FILTHY ANIMALS, MIA, THE KWEE-WEE with PAISLEY, and the JUNG DRAGONS...to watch, I guess. Russo pulls a baseball bat out of his pants and starts whacking Booker. How referee "Blind" Mickie Jay missed that, I'll never know. Anyway, Russo tries to slip out the door, but the folks outside the ring block the door. Russo back in the ring and swinging the bat. Russo outside for a ladder. Another whack with the bat. Russo puts the ladder down in the ring and climbs up to the roof...where a panel snaps open. As Russo pulls himself onto the roof of the cage, the other wrestlers are climbing the cage on the outside. Awesome is waiting for Russo. T pulls the ladder away and Russo swings from the top of the cage as we look up and (THIS IS) STING is rappelling down to the roof of the cage. (I AM OUTRAGED!) Somehow, Russo ended up back in the ring...the crack WCW direction missed it, go figure. T with a slam. T wisely decides to remove the football helmet before punching him. Right hand and down he goes. Stomp. Stomp. T with a superkick. Right hand. A vocal portion of the crowd is actually trying to get a "Russo" chant going. T putting Russo's head into the fence. Right hand. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, why eleven? Who knows. Jay pulls T off of him. Oh, look, it's LEX LUGER come out from the crowd in street clothes and passing Russo a pipe. Russo with the pipe, pipe, choke with the pipe. Pipe. What, he lost his basbell bat? Russo ready to go outside...no, he just wanted to put his helmet back on. Mickie Jay gets the pipe. T gets the pipe. Pipe. Mark Johnson, Jamie Tucker and some EMT's come out to help out Jay, who is apparently bleeding ('cause if Russo isn't gonna bleed, SOMEBODY'S gonna) - Russo takes the pipe and whacks two EMT's and Tucker, but another EMT removes his cap to reveal that he's really THE MAN. Ric Flair don't care about a helmet - he goes ahead and pops him one on the chin anyway. Flair stomps him in the groin. Figure four coming up...but Russo rolls over. High five for T. Woooo! Instead of turning on him, Flair leaves as we look back to see the NATURYL BORN THRYLLYRZ come out. "You won't see cluster finishes on Nitro!" Everybody brawls up the aisle. In the ring, gutshot, axe kick. Russo's helmet is still on but apparently having no effect. T waits for Russo to get up...when he doesn't, T stands him up so he can deliver the Harlem sidekick. "Hey Vince, like I told you before, don't hate the player, hate the game!" T is ready to leave...but he stops in front of the cage door as COLD BEER's music fires up. Five seconds - ten - fifteen - LEAVE THE DAMN CAGE ALREADY, BOOKER!!!! Scott Hudson seems to be the only one smart enough to mention this. T and Goldberg share a hand slap and Goldberg comes into the cage to get him some of Russo. Meanwhile, WHITE THUNDER has appeared - and slams the cage door on Booker. T throws a kick to the door, putting Steiner down. Russo runs over to try to stop T from leaving, but Goldberg spears HIM...through the cage. Booker steps out of the cage a moment later. Goldberg and Booker slap a high five as the commentators wonder who just won the championship. Credits are up - hell, isn't it better to end the show early than actually announce a winner? (? 8:33)

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was OBVIOUSLY touchdown for the 49ers. Inconclusive my fucking ass. The ball hit the white line and in one replay the ball fuckin' passes it! Unbelievable. FUCK THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recap of the Eddy/Edge match by CRZ: EDDIE GUERRERO (El Paso, Tejas - 228 pounds - and SmackDown! is brought to you by Clearasil, Lugz, and PlayStation 2!) v. EDGE (Toronto, Ontario - 241 pounds - with Forceable Entry CD cover) with No Disqualification referee: MIKE SPARKS Cole promises this match will be the conclusion to the long-running rivalry....hmm. We are told Guerrero won Sunday through nefarious means, and also people who buy pay-per-views are suckers. HERE WE GO: Lockup, to the corner, right by Guerrero, right, elbow, elbow to the back of the head, elbow, into the corner, back elbow, stomp, headlock applied - Edge shoves him off but (no way!) Guerrero shoulderblocks him. Off the ropes, up and over, leapfrog by Edge, drops down for a monkey flip and Guerrero ALMOST lands RIGHT on his head. Edge right, forearm, wraps his left arm around the rope, Guerrero grabs the hair and goes for the eyes but Edge stays in control. That one woman FINALLY stops screaming, thank God. Hammerlock by Edge, steps on the knee to put Guerrero down - keys the lock and holds it, but Guerrero's back to his feet - Edge rammed into the buckle, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder, forearm. Eddie up and over to the floor, throating Edge on his way down. Back in, feet on the ropes, Edge gets the shoulder up. STOP SCREAMING, WOMAN. Guerrero plays to the crowd and gets the boos he deserves. Whip is reveresed, big back body drop by Edge! Guerrero up slowly, Edge with a nice dropkick. Scoop...and a slam by Edge. Off the ropes, drops the elbow, cover, 2. Edge applies the armbar. A little hairpull from Edge as well - bad blood!! Cole reminds Tazz there's no DQ, and I'd forgotten too - damn he's good! Guerrero with a knee, kick, standing enzuigiri (!) and turns it around - Guerrero stomp, stomp, stomp. Big handful of hair - winds up for the elbow. And there's a big right hand. Guerrero continues shuffling - NICE suplex - 1, 2, Edge kicks out! Guerrero clamps on the headlock and says something to rile up the Latino contingent. Edge finally makes his way back to a knee - crowd responds - back to two feet - elbow to the gut, elbow, breaks it up, but Guerrero stil has the hair - forearm by Guerrero - into the ropes is reversed, and Edge hits a powerslam! Both men are down...Edge pulls himself up by the ropes to make it out first. Edge climbing up...but Guerrero meets him there with a right hand. Guerrero climbs to the top rope as well - will he? YES! TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX!! That took a lot out of both men, but Eddie manages a press - 1, 2, NO!! Guerrero up first. Elbow, elbow to the back of the head, elbow. Another big elbow across the temple. Eddie helps him up - and again connects with the elbow. Into the ropes is reversed, Guerrero up on the shoulders...but Edge stops him, then throws him off into a hot shot, then clotheslines him out to the floor! Edge is out of the ring in a hurry - but comes up with a ladder from underneath the ring! Up on his shoulder - running at Guerrero but he ducks - AND SPARKS DOES NOT! Guerrero takes advantage of the distraction to give Edge a forearm in the back - produces a chair and WHACKS him in the back. Two men down, one mullet up. Subway Replay shows Sparks get pasted again. Guerrero rolls Edge in the ring and brings the chair in with him - stands on the back and WHACKS the ribs. Guerrero again beats his chest and the crowd responds. Guerrero's feeling froggy and continues to egg on the crowd...frog splash coming up - NO!! Edge rolls out just in time but can't move any further! Three men are down and we've GOT to take a break!! TV-PG-DLV - Nobody's getting nachos and the bathrooms are empty - when we return, MIKE CHIODA has joined the mix as Guerrero stands over Edge with a right, right, right, right, right, right, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp. Sparks is still a slug at ringside. Guerrero dares Edge to get to his feet - into the ropes, climbs on the back for the sleeper!! Edge rapidly fades down to a sitdown. KORDERAS & HEBNER arrive to help Sparks to the back. We take the entire screen to possibly cover an edit and also replay the ladder shot again. DURING THE BREAK! Guerrero's clothesline ducked - Edge with a SPEAR! and hooks the leg - crowd counts but nobody's there...finally Chioda comes rushing in and counts 1, 2, but no. Coming back live on tape, Edge punches to get out, off the ropes, Guerrero ducks, but Edge slips under and hits the half nelson faceplant! Cover by Edge - 1, 2, NO! Edge pulls himself up in the corner - to the second rope, but took too long. Guerrero with a right hand - climbs up for a FRANKENSTEINER - press - 1, 2, NO!! Guerrero laces the fingers and attacks the elbow - elbow, elbow, elbow, right to the face, right, right, runs the ropes, goes for ANOTHER Frankensteiner off the springboard but Edge stops him and POWERBOMBS him down! That'll definitely get a Subway Replay. Edge crawls to the ropes and, fed on by the crowd, rolls outside and looks for his friend the ladder. Ladder in, Edge in. But Guerrero dropkicks the ladder into Edge! Guerrero rolls outside and produces a SECOND ladder. Guerrero back inside - Cole notes that everybody in the Arena is either standing or on the edge of their seat. Edge brought to his feet - elbow to the back of the head, forearm, snap back elbow and Edge falls across a ladder. Guerrero sandwiches him by putting the second ladder on top - outside - trademark springboard senton back in and onto the pile! That may have hurt Guerrero as much as Edge - well, okay, maybe Edge a TINY bit more. Eddie covers Edge, still on the ladder - 1, 2, no rope for his leg but he DOES get the shoulder off the ladder! Another replay fills the entire screen. When we come back, Guerrero has a ladder set up in a corner - Eddie on the top rope and now climbing the ladder...but Edge is up and climbing the other side of the ladder! Guerrero right, Edge right, right, Guerrero teetering, Edge right, Guerrero right, EDGE teetering...Guerrero grabs Edge's head and RAMS it into the top of the ladder - four times! Eddie wants a sunset flip OVER the ladder - and it turns into a SUPERBOMB! Guerrero crawls over to Edge and drapes an arm over him - 1, 2, SHOULDER UP!! Subway Replay, two angles - owch. Guerrero folds the ladder and places it against the corner - and rams Edge into it. Edge laying against the ladder and Guerrero winds up...but runs into a back body drop INTO and almost THROUGH the ladder!! The ladder narrowly misses Guerrero on the way down, and Chioda moves it aside. Another replay fills the screen. Edge has his own ladder when we come back - now THAT one stands in a corner. Edge climbs up...to do what? I guess to get a kidney shot from behind - Guerrero outside, back in, climbing the opposite side of the ladder, right, right, Edge to the body, right, right - head to the top of the ladder four times...Guerrero now dragged off the ladder and standing on the top rope - Edge pulls him up - EDGECUTION from the ladder!! Cover - 1, 2, 3! (8:00 + 8:41?) Guerrero's forehead shows the effects. Tazz: "This sure as hell ain't no Survivor!" Replay of the Edgecution. Edge limps up the ramp - he'll be feeling this one a while. Cole: "Tonight stopped being about who is right and who is wrong - it became about two men wanting to prove who the better man is - for YOUR entertainment. And that, my friends, is the credo of SmackDown!" After Edge is gone, they play Guerrero's music - and he gets a Standing O from the San Diego faithful as well! One more Replay of the Edgecution! Wow, they usually don't show the loser's exit as part of the show - but I'm glad they did. Great match.

Recap of the first Vince stunner and the HHH/Cactus Jack match by G.P. Ryan: Austin storms the ring, and the cops threaten him. McMahon gets in the ring, and I think we know what's coming <g>. McMahon tries to calm Austin down. After a couple of minutes of Vince going on in the realm of "the WWF cares about you, Steve", Austin says he can appreciate what the WWF is doing for him, etc., until he says he appreciates that Vince can kiss his ass, at which point Vince finally takes the Stunner. Austin is cuffed and taken to the back. Lawler says he should be fired. (FCA) Hunter Hearst Helmsley (w/Chyna) vs. Dude Love Chyna brings a chain, which she hands to HHH. Dude chimes in via the TitanTron. He says falls count anywhere matches aren't his "bag", but he knows somebody who knows those, at which point we see Mankind by the miracle of video editing. "They" say they know somebody who can do even worse things to HHH than MK, and Cactus Jack is BACK! HHH charges at Cactus, and gets whacked with a trash can. Brief "ECW" chant. He exposes part of the floor and hits a swinging neckbreaker on it for 2. Chyna decks Cactus, then clotheslines him over the rail. HHH takes a great bump to the floor on a corner whip. Cactus goes for the elbow to the floor and lands on the trash can. --break-- (at 4:14, lasted 3:07) HHH knees Cactus from behind on the floor, and he crashes into Chyna. I confess that I wasn't all that enthralled by the rest of the match, it was just bump...kill some time...bump. Finally, Cacuts piledrives Hunter on a table in the aisle and drapes an arm over him for the pin. Kind of disappointing overall, to tell the truth. WINNER: Cactus Jack, at 12:27 **1/4 (mostly for the return of CJ)

September 27, 1993 Tatanka NC Rick Martel; double count out Ludvig Borga def. Phil Apollo Jimmy Snuka def. Paul Van Dale The Quebecers def. The 1-2-3 Kid & Barry Horowitz; Tag Title Match September 26, 1994 Razor Ramon def. Tatanka by count out Kwang def. Rich Myers The 1-2-3 Kid def. Kenny David Shawn Michaels & Diesel def. Bob Starr & Chris Kanyon September 25, 1995 Marty Jannetty def. Skip The Smoking Gunns def. Yokozuna & Owen Hart to win the Tag Team Titles The Undertaker def. The British Bulldog by DQ September 23, 1996 Marc Mero def. Faarooq Asad Owen Hart & The British Bulldog def. The BodyDonnas The Stalker def. Hunter Hearst Helmsley September 22, 1997 Ahmed Johnson def. Rocky Maivia The Legion of Doom def. Faarooq & Kama Mustafa by DQ Owen Hart def. Brian Pillman by DQ Cactus Jack def. Hunter Hearst Helmsley in a Falls Count Anywhere Match Bret Hart def. Goldust September 21, 1998 Billy Gunn def. Jeff Jarrett Jacqueline def. Sable The Undertaker & Kane def. Steve Austin & Billy Gunn Disciples of Apocalypse def. Southern Justice by DQ Al Snow def. Sgt. Slaughter in a Boot Camp Match Val Venis def. Owen Hart by DQ X-Pac def. D’Lo Brown to win the European Title The Rock, Mankind, and Ken Shamrock go to a no contest in a Triple Threat Match September 27, 1999 The Big Show def. Chris Jericho by DQ D’Lo Brown def. Steve Blackman by DQ; Euro Title Match The New Age Outlaws NC Kane & X-Pac; Tag Title Match The Fabulous Moolah & Mae Young def. Ivory in a Handicap Evening Gown Match Chyna & Debra def. Jeff Jarrett & Dr. Tom Pritchard Triple H NC The Rock; WWF Title Match September 25, 2000 Kane NC Rikishi Tazz def. Buh Buh Ray Dudley The Hardy Boyz def. Edge & Christian in a Ladder Match for the Tag Titles X-Pac def. Chris Jericho in a First Blood Match Eddie Guerrero def. Val Venis; IC Title Match The Rock def. Chris Benoit; WWF Title Match September 24, 2001 The Undertaker, Kane, & Bradshaw def. The Dudley Boyz & Test Tazz def. Tajiri Rhyno def. Jeff Hardy; U.S. Title Match The Big Show, Spike Dudley, & Molly Holly def. The Hurricane, Lance Storm, & Ivory Kurt Angle def. Booker T; WWF Title Match Chris Jericho def. Christian by DQ; IC Title Match Kanyon def. Matt Hardy William Regal def. X-Pac The Rock def. Rob Van Dam; WCW Title Match September 23, 2002 Trish Stratus def. Victoria and Molly Holly (pinned) in a Triple Threat Match for the Women’s title The Big Show def. Jeff Hardy Randy Orton def. Steven Richards Chris Jericho def. Goldust; IC Title Match Kane & The Hurricane def. Lance Storm & Christian to win the Tag Team Titles Booker T def. Rico Triple H & Ric Flair def. Rob Van Dam & Bubba Ray Dudley

Worst I can do is a tie at the moment with cartman's Chiefs...Houston scores...I'm gonna win my tiebreak...FIRST WIN OF THE YEAR! I'll be 6-1 if New England holds on. Had Detroit as an upset but doesn't look like they are gonna pull it off.

If you live with in about 100 miles of an NFL team you won't get more than three games on Sunday and no more than one double-header. Its all a scam by the NFL and DirectTV to get people to by NFL Sunday Ticket.

New AP Top 25/Fuck ESPN Poll is out: 1. Oklahoma 2. Miami 3. USC 4. Ohio State 5. Virginia Tech 6. Florida State 7. LSU 8. Tennessee 9. Arkansas 10. Oregon 11. Michigan 12. Georgia 13. Iowa 14. Texas 15. Nebraska 16. Kansas State 17. Pittsburgh 18. Washington 19. TCU 20. Northern Illinois 21. Washington State 22. Purdue 23. Missouri 24. Minnesota 25. Florida Dropped out: Arizona State, Alabama Other receiving votes: 26. Toledo 27. N.C. State 28. Arizona State 29. Louisville 30. Wake Forest 31. Bowling Green 32. Virginia 33. Wisconsin 34. Marshall 35. Oklahoma State 36. Alabama 37. Miami (OH) 38. Air Force 39t. Michigan State 39t. Maryland 41t. Cincinnati 41t. UNLV 43. South Carolina 44. Texas A&M 45. BYU

September 24, 1998 Rick Steiner def. Hugh Morrus The Cat def. Nick Dinsmore Saturn def. Psychosis Fit Finlay def. The Barbarian Raven def. Villano V Disco Inferno def. Chavo Guerrero Jr.; match later thrown out due to Disco’s weight Alex Wright def. Norman Smiley Goldberg def. Kanyon; WCW Title Match September 23, 1999 Kidman def. Lodi Brandi Alexander def. Mona Chavo Guerrero Jr. def. Saturn Van Hammer def. Prince Iaukea Eddy Guerrero def. Rick Steiner by DQ Lenny def. Evan Karagias; CW Title Match Sid Vicious def. Booker T; U.S. Title Match September 27, 2000 Disqo def. Konnan Sgt. A-Wall def. Johnny the Bull in a hardcore match Mark Jindrak & Sean O’Haire def. Jim Duggan & Elix Skipper; Tag Title Match Kronik def. Elix Skipper in a handicap match Rey Mysterio Jr. NC Juventud Guerrera Reno def. Crowbar in a hardcore match Scott Steiner def. Stevie Ray Jeff Jarrett & Lance Storm def. Lex Luger & Gen. Rection

And the A's can all but lock it up if they win tommorrow...which they better. The worst thing about it for me is having to read an A's message board I go to and have to read all the sky is falling posts after every loss and I'm not just talking about this weekend. You would have thought the A's were eliminated from the playoffs after they loss on a game winning homerun to Angels earlier in the week, a loss preceded by a seven game winning streak. Anyone else expierence the gloom and doom type of fans of their favorite team?

Well okay got me there...I don't know if L.A. cares about ANYTHING. Yes BCS is definently a conspiracy between the NCAA and ABC and ESPN. *hears a gun shot*

Oklahoma and USC aren't major schools? Oooookaaaay. Need to brush up on your college football history. There is a difference between being a major school and a big name school. OU and USC have great histories and are great teams, but they are not going to have anyone in the eastern half of the county interested. (well, casual fans, diehard fans will watch any two teams) And losing the east coast drives television people nuts. If you ask people in the east to name 15 college football teams those two might come up. Bah New York dictates t.v. ratings and they don't give a shit about college football. Remember the #2 market is L.A....hmmm where does USC play? Fuck the east coast!

I'm Bored...so here is your AP/Fuck ESPN Top 25 rundown: 1. Oklahoma - won vs. UCLA 59-24; You could see this coming a mile away as UCLA just isn't that good. How the fuck do you give three punt return touchdowns?; next week: idle 2. Miami - won at Boston College 33-14; Hey look Doug Flutie doesn't play for BC anymore so would people stop picking BC to upset them every year?; next week: idle 3. Michigan - lost at Oregon 27-31; So much for a national title. So much for Chris Perry winning the Heisman. So much for John Navarre being loved by the Michigan fans. It was nice for a week.; next week: vs. Indiana 4. USC - idle; next week: at California 5. Ohio St. - won vs. Bowling Green 24-17; The Triple H of college football. Do nothing the entire game and they pull a sledgehammer out (Will Allen serving as the sledge this week) and knock their opponent out for the win; next week: vs. Northwestern 6. Kansas St. - lost vs. Marshall 20-27; Like Texas last week I applaud K-State eliminating themselves from national title hopes early instead of just dissapointing their fans late in the season. 48-10 huh?; next week: idle 7. Georgia - lost at LSU 10-17; Tough loss here but they'll drop the least of the high ranked teams to lose this week.; next week: idle 8. Virginia Tech - won vs. Texas A&M 35-19; Wow this team is probably going to be #5 in the new poll and all anyone talk about is there back-up quarterback; next week: vs. Connecticut 9. Pittsburgh - lost at Toledo 31-35; Bruce Gradkowski OWNZ Rod Rutherford.; next week: at Texas A&M 10. Florida St. - won vs. Colorado; If they don't win the ACC it will be the biggest upset of the year.; next week: at Duke 11. LSU - won vs. Georgia 17-10; They've been kinda like the Texas of the SEC over the years as they can never win the big one. They be for real this year.; next week: at Mississippi St. 12. Tennessee - won at Florida 24-10; They're baaaaaaack.; next week: vs. South Carolina 13. Texas - won at Rice 48-7; *pats Texas on the head* There, there those mean top schools won't hurt you this week. What a joke this team will probalby be back in the Top 10 this week.; Next week: vs. Tulane 14. Arkansas - won vs. North Texas 31-7; Now THEY should be in the Top 10 this week. Hopefully the voters will correct their mistake this week and rank them above Texas.; next week: at Alabama 15. Nebraska - idle; next week: at Southern Miss 16. Arizona St. - lost at Iowa 2-21; Can you say overrated? So much for being a "sleeper" team. Hey remember when Andrew Walter was good?; next week: at Oregon St. 17. Florida - lost vs. Tennesee 10-24; Yes they played Miami tough but they got punked out in this one. They should drop out of the top 25 but will likely stay in.; next week: at Kentucky 18. Iowa - won vs. Arizona St. 21-2; Hey they might be on to something here. Can history repeat itself this year? I doubt it but wouldn't put it past them at this point.; next week: at Michigan St. 19. Washington - won vs. Idaho 45-14; Wow I'd hate to see what Ohio St. would have done to Idaho. I'm not sold on UW at all.; next week: vs. STANFORD~ 20. TCU - won vs. Vanderbilt 30-14; Have a shot to go undefeated but struggled in the first half against freakn' Vandy so not so sure now. *Looks at next week's opponent*. Oh they'll win 52-7.; next week: at Arizona 21. Alabama - lost vs. Northern Illinois 16-19; They should be forced on probation for a performance like this! Oh wait. MAC OWNZ!; next week: vs. Arkansas 22. Oregon - won vs. Michigain 31-27; Hey didn't think they had it in them. Who knew they had a defense after all?; next week: vs. Washington St. 23. Missouri - won vs. Middle Tennesse St. 41-40; Woah what the fuck happened here? Almost losing to a team from the SUN BELT? Haven't seen one highlight of this so maybe Missouri destroyed the film; next week: at Kansas 24. Washington St. - won vs. New Mexico 23-13; Errr uhh I don't know, New Mexico is OK but figured this would be a bigger win. Tough team to figure out at this point. Have a better idea next week.; next week: at Oregon 25. Purdue - won vs. Arizona 59-7; *points U of A in the direction of I-AA*. Hey blew out a Pop Warner team which is what your supposed to do.; next week: vs. Notre Dame There you ummm...go.

Oklahoma and USC aren't major schools? Oooookaaaay. Need to brush up on your college football history.

Since I'm always Bored I decided the Saturday before every PPV I'll post results from every PPV that has taken place this month in WWE. Its a chance to remember, reflect, reminisce, or mainly just ask "who booked this crap?" In Your House #3 – September 24, 1995 Savio Vega def. Waylon Mercy Sycho Sid def. Henry Godwinn The British Bulldog def. Bam Bam Bigelow Dean Douglas def. Razor Ramon Bret Hart def. Jean-Pierre Lafitte Shawn Michaels & Diesel def. Yokozuna & The British Bulldog to “win” the Tag Team Titles; Diesel pinned Owen Hart who was not in the match Mind Games – September 22, 1996 Savio Vega def. Justin Bradshaw in a Caribbean Strap Match Jose Lothario def. Jim Cornette Owen Hart & The British Bulldog def. The Smoking Guns to win the Tag Team Titles Mark Henry def. Jerry Lawler The Undertaker def. Goldust Shawn Michaels def. Mankind by DQ; WWF Title Match Ground Zero – September 7, 1997 Brian Pillman def. Goldust Brian Christopher def. Scott Putski by count out Savio Vega def. Faarooq and Crush (pinned) in a triangle match Max Mini def. El Torito The Headbangers def. The Legion of Doom (1st elimination by DQ), The Godwinns (2nd), and Owen Hart & The British Bulldog (final) in a Fatal Four-Way Elimination Match to win the Tag Team Titles Bret Hart def. The Patriot; WWF Title Match Shawn Michaels NC The Undertaker Breakdown – September 27, 1998 Owen Hart def. Edge Al Snow & Scorpio def. Too Much Marc Mero def. Droz Bradshaw def. Vader in a Falls Count Anywhere Match Gangrel def. D’Lo Brown The Rock def. Ken Shamrock and Mankind in a Triple Threat Cage Match Val Venis def. Dustin Runnels D-Generation X def. Jeff Jarrett & Southern Justice The Undertaker and Kane def. Steve Austin in a Triple Threat Match for the WWF Title; Undertaker and Kane get the double pin and the title is upheld Unforgiven – September 26, 1999 Val Venis def. Steve Blackman D’Lo Brown def. Mark Henry to win the European Title Jeff Jarrett def. Chyna by DQ; IC Title Match The Acolytes def. The Dudley Boyz Ivory def. Luna to a hardcore match for the Women’s Title The New Age Outlaws def. Edge & Christian; Tag Title Match Al Snow def. The Big Bossman in a Kennel in the Cell Match X-Pac def. Chris Jericho by DQ Triple H def. Mankind, Kane, The Big Show, The British Bulldog, and The Rock (pinned) in a Six Pack Match to win the WWF Title; Special Referee, Steve Austin Unforgiven – September 24, 2000 Bull Buchanan & The Goodfather def. The Acolytes and The Dudley Boyz (pinned) in a Triple Threat Match Tazz def. Jerry Lawler in a Strap Match Steve Blackman def. Al Snow, Crash, Test, Funaki, and Perry Saturn (final pin) in a 10-minute Hardcore Invitational Match Chris Jericho def. X-Pac The Hardy Boyz def. Edge & Christian in a Cage Match to win the Tag Team Titles Eddie Guerrero def. Rikishi by DQ; IC Title Match Triple H def. Kurt Angle in a No-DQ Match; Special Referee, Mick Foley The Rock def. The Undertaker, Kane, and Chris Benoit (pinned) in a Fatal Four-Way Match for the WWF Title Unforgiven – September 23, 2001 The Dudley Boyz def. The Hurricane & Lance Storm (1st elimination), The Big Show & Spike Dudley (2nd), and The Hard Boyz (final) in a Four Corners Elimination Match for the Tag Titles Perry Saturn def. Raven Christian def. Edge to win the Intercontinental Title The Undertaker & Kane def. Kronik; WCW Tag Title Match Rob Van Dam def. Chris Jericho; HC Title Match The Rock def. Booker T & Shane McMahon in a handicap match for the WCW Title Rhyno def. Tajiri to win the WCW United States Title Kurt Angle def. Steve Austin to win the WWF Title Unforgiven – September 22, 2002 Kane, Bubba Ray Dudley, Booker T, & Goldust def. The Un-Americans Chris Jericho def. Ric Flair; IC Title Match Eddie Guerrero def. Edge Jamal & Rosey def. Billy & Chuck Triple H def. Rob Van Dam; WHW Title Match Trish Stratus def. Molly Holly to win the Women’s Title Chris Benoit def. Kurt Angle Brock Lesnar NC The Undertaker; WWE Title Match