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    Clarett may sue NFL

    NFL: Mr. Clarett you'll play for the Saskatchewan RoughRiders next year and LIKE IT! He actually might win this case but it will not be solved by the time next April rolls around thus making it pointless unless he can get a decision in time for the supplemental draft but he won't get the same type of money then. He should just try to transfer ASAP and then I'm almost certain the NCAA will let him play next year (RATINGS!) as long as he stays out of trouble. He could pull off the biggest college sports heel turn of all-time and transfer to Michigan.
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    Eric Dickerson on MNF

    Give Eric a few more years he'll have some nice man tits going. Anyways here was the main problem: no goggles. The goggles provided Eric his power just like Nash and his air.
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    TOAO NFL Season Opener Thread

    Actually the unis last year were old unis...if that makes sense. And the "old" unis are sorta different this year with the white on white.
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    The Cards almost owed me a TV

    Good to know I'm not the only one that thinks ESPN, especially SportsCenter, is going to shit.
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    The Nitro Review 8/31 - 9/6

    Yes that happens a few weeks later.
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    Smackdown uh Spoilers uh

    Come on Taker can't look weak as you have to keep him strong for the only heel in the WWE, Vince McMahon! Anyways since it seems like its a forgone conclusion that it will be Brock/Taker at No Mercy, whether its for the title or not, who will Angle's opponent be? Eddie? Cena? Benoit? Ugh probably Big Show again.
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    Smackdown uh Spoilers uh

    Woah...they were real...well I'll be damned. Doesn't say in those spoilers how long the Iron Man Match will be. I got to guess it will be 30 minutes as 60 would shock me especially with Kurt limping around with some injuries right now.
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    Smackdown uh Spoilers uh

    "he talks about who kurt will face in 2 weeks on smackdown kurt angle vs brock lesner in a 60 min iron man match on smackdown for the world title. IRON MAN !!!!!" Come on this has to be fake.
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    Smackdown uh Spoilers uh

    Hmmm...these might be fake...Zach is already out of storylines but who knows.
  10. March 20, 2014: EVERYONE GETS LAID! March 22, 2014: Survivors start a free clinic.
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    Week One Prediction Thread

    Hey anyone notice ABC going the WWE rout of promoting? The t.v. ad goes sorta like this "BRITNEY SPEARS! AEROSMITH! MARY J. BLIGE! SPECIAL APPERANCE BY ARETHA FRANKLIN! And also Jets and Redskins." Replace that with "SHANE MCMAHON! JERRY LAWLER! JONATHAN COACHMAN! SPECIAL APPERANCE BY VINCE MCMAHON! And also Chris Jericho and RVD."
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    ESPN Predictions

    Carr, Mack, and ROTY Andre Johnson will make the playoffs this year. Ummm one BIG problem...the offensive line still sucks and Carr will have no time to throw and Mack is nothing special. One question I thought I'd pose is now in the National Parity League the last four Super Bowl champs have been first time winners. Who will be a first time winner, if there is one, this year?
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    Pats cut Lawyer Milloy

    Bronson (when healthy) and Parrish are fine at safety for the Niners. Didn't watch Raw, eh? That's Kane attaching jumper cables to Shane's nuts.
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    Official College Football thread

    Hey Maurice Clarett is suspened for the year. FINALLY! I'm sick of hearing about it. "Now starting for your Toronto Argonauts...."
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    Blue Jays unveil a new logo for 2004

    Yes they they did in 2001 and they sucked! Thankfully they scrapped them after one year. Oh and Choken...the Reds black unis suck too sorry. The classic Red unfiorms are so much better.
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    Blue Jays unveil a new logo for 2004

    Black? Ahhhhhhhh enough with the black hats!!!! When will teams realize only the White Sox make black look good when it comes to baseball uniforms? Seriously when the fuck are the Mets going to get rid of those ugly black hats and uniforms? Oh and at least they kept "Blue" in the nickname or they would have had to change their logo to a picture of Jay Mohr or something. Edit: Ya I know the Giants and Orioles wear black too but at least they've always had black in their uniform colors. Not fond of Halloween colors though.
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    News From The 9/6 Torch

    But if its on the internet it must be true! Its at least better than 1wrestling almost everyone of their "news" items sounds like something you read on a message board and then rewritten to sound like a story.
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    The Nitro Review 8/31 - 9/6

    Valentino match recap by John Petrie (www.otherarena.com) and Nash match recap by CRZ (www.slashwrestling.com): HARLEM HEAT vs. GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE/BUDDY VALENTINO Valentine is a wily veteran, while Valentino is a really fat guy with white hair. The referee, new to WCW, is Mark Curtis, meaning more of the dust has settled from the explosion that was the end of Smoky Mountain Wrestling. (Well, not really an explosion.) The majority of the match consisted of the Heat beating the unholy crap out of Valentino. El Super Porky De Lucha Turner succumbs to the Harlem Hangover. The Heat then talk to Mean Gene, dissin' the Nasty Boys. Out comes said Nasty persons and they politely retort by slamming Booker T. into the railing and Stevie Ray into the steps. They then drag Booker T. inside the ring and spike piledrive him. In case you're having trouble remembering which Heat is which, remember this: Booker T. is the one that can actually wrestle, therefore "Stevie Ray - go away... Booker T.'s alright with me!" WAR GAMES 2000 - RUSSO'S REVENGE for the World Heavyweight Championship - Here we go. Sting and Jarrett meet in the center of the bottom cage - Sting blocks, right, chop, right, dropkick, off the ropes with a clothesline that takes Jarrett outside. Sting follows and runs Jarrett's head into the side of the cage - and into THAT side of the cage. Right to the gut, right, head to a THIRD side of the cage. Sting stomps on the hands. Head to the STEEL steps. Back in the ring - Sting's bringing a ladder back in with him. He sets it up in the corner - but Jarrett is back up, right, right, right, right, right, right, head to the buckle, into the ladder is reversed and *Jarrett* hits it. Sting whips Jarrett into the ladder again as the ten second clock pops up. That was pretty much two minutes exactly. Sting stomps away on Jarrett as WHITE THUNDER comes out...wearing Virgil's face guard (those of you who thought I'd say "Test's face guard" aren't old school enough) from the injury Goldberg gave him last time they wrestled. Sting was trying to climb to the second cage without a ladder, but Steiner pulls him off the top rope - he hangs from the ceiling a while - Jarrett and Steiner ram the ladder into Sting's ribs until he lets go. Steiner directs Jarrett - then presses Sting - and drops him. The big red ladder is in and Steiner sets it up directly beneath the trapdoor to the second level. Jarrett whips Sting into the first ladder, set up in another corner. Steiner takes Sting and puts him in the ropes - shoulderblock. Elbowdrop. Jarrett stomps. Steiner stomps. Clock is up. Sting whipped into the ladder again - it's KRONYKK as Steiner climbs the ladder - and Jarrett tries to follow...but not quick enough. Steiner grabs bolt cutters from the wall of the second cage and undoes the chain keeping the door of the second cage closed. Meanwhile, Jarrett's getting worked over. Double shoulderblock. High Time for Jarrett. Adams climbs to the second level just as Steiner has managed to open the door of the second cage and toss the bolt cutters onto the roof - Adams with an uppernut. Clark up on the second level as well. Adams with a right. Clark with a clubbing blow. There are weapons all over this cage, and yet they're not using them....They press Steiner into the roof of the cage - three times. Dropped into a gutbuster. Next man out is VIC VENOM & THE HARRIS BROTHYRZ. If you're wondering how that isn't *three* men, well, you just don't get WCW. In the bottom ring, Jarrett and Sting are back on their feet - whip into the opposite corner by Sting, but Jarrett sidesteps the Stinget splash. Sting with a clothesline, clothesline, Scorpion Deathlock - as Russo watches from the apron. Meanwhile, the Harrisses are climbing up the outside of the cage as Clark is taking a kendo stick to Steiner - then to the Harrisses. Adams has one as well. Clark brings a garbage can - Heavy D with a garbage can - while these four garbage it up, let's go back to the bottom cage, where Sting has his sights set on Russo - Stinger splash! Sting gets Russo in a Scorpion Deathlock - and getting an assist from the ropes! Steiner is down to break that up as we take another look at the garbage taking place in the second cage. KEVIN NASH is out next. Into the ring...looking at Sting...then picking up Steiner...but Sting hits a Stinger splash on both of them! The next Stinger splash finds nobody as Steiner and Nash both pull away. Nash with a choke...and a chokeslam on Sting. Russo raises a hand in a high five...but Nash has *Russo* in a choke! Steiner tells him not to do it - Jarrett tells him not to do it - Nash lets go. While Russo begs for his life, Steiner tries to direct Nash over to Sting. Nash makes the international sign of ahhhhhhTHECHOKESLAAAAAM (or possibly Ze Claw) while we look out in the audience, where, somehow, the Harrisses and Kronic have ended up brawling away. Nash has Russo in the choke - Jarrett protests so Nash drops him and puts *Jarrett* in the choke. Steiner tries to get him to let go...Nash drops him and puts *Steiner* in the choke. Jarrett asks him to let go, and he does. Clock has ticked away and BOOKA T. comes out. Nash decides to lay out while Booker hits the ring - ducks a clothesline from Jarrett, gutshot, off the ropes with the axe kick. Steiner (who had been checking on Russo, lunges for T - T heads him off with a right, right, into the ropes, reversed, holding on, knee to the gut, and off the ropes with an axe kick for him! Russo tries a forearm - no effect - T dramatically turns around and Russo begs off. Gutshot for Russo - axekick to the helmet! T breakdances up...but Nash is in and he's got a big boot. Steiner stomps on T while Jarrett tells Nash it's time to go up! Russo, having apparently forged a tenuous alliance with Nash, points to Sting. As Jarrett sets up the ladder, Russo throws a loaded fist to Sting, then stomps on T. Jarrett points to the ladder, then joins in the stomping. The clock ticks down - Nash has Russo in the powerbomb position?? Too late to hit that, COLD BEER is trotting down to the ring - Nash leaves the ring *again* to let it play out. Elbow for Jarrett - one for Steiner. He grabs Russo - and Jarrett and Steiner beat on him from behind before he can do anything. Into the ropes, Goldberg with a double clothesline. Russo with the bat. Jarrett tosses Sting. Meanwhile, Booker T. has snuck up to the second cage unnoticed. Nash gives an evil eye to Sting on the outside. Russo, Jarrett and Steiner have shackled Goldberg to the ropes - Booker T is ready to climb up to the THIRD cage, but Steiner is finally up after him - Sting is behind him, and Jarrett's behind HIM. Steiner closes the door on T, and slams it on him again. Gutshot for Sting - rammed into the cage. Steiner with the foor. Crowd chanting "Goldberg" - as we look at Goldberg - dude is handcuffed to the ropes, he ain't movin'. Jarrett with a garbage can to T's head. Nash is content to stand out on the floor watching all this - his strategy is apparently to guard the door and mug whoever approaches it with the title belt. Sting getting the better of Jarrett and Steiner (thanks to a trashcan) - while this goes on, T has made it to the TOP cage. Steiner has his bat - and puts Sting down. T climbing the top cage - I guess there's nothing cool in it - the title belt is ABOVE the top cage. T on top...and he's got the belt. Good thing they didn't ALL just stand on the floor and wait for the belt to come to them, eh? T starts to climb down...punches for Jarrett - but he dropped the belt. T makes it to the roof of the second cage, grabs the belt - and waffles Jarrett with it. T hits Steiner right in the mask with the belt. T in the second cage and walking right by Sting - we all apparently missed when Sting was handcuffed to THIS cage. Steiner puts T down from behind - and now waffles *T* with the belt. Jarrett finds a gee-tar and breaks it over Booker T. Steiner has the belt...and drops it to the ring. Jarrett works on handcuffing Booker T. Russo has the belt - taunt for Goldberg. THE CAT is out for no apparent reason - Feliner to the helmet! Russo goes down and Cat picks up the belt...but now Nash has decided to get involved...knee to the gut - Truckstop Drop. Nash grabs the belt, strikes a pose. Goldberg decides, "hey, wait, maybe I can just break this handcuff if I YANK REALLY HARD" ... and does. Thrust kick for Nash. Big boot for Steiner. Right for Jarrett. He catches Russo's bat - and Russo catches a big right hand. Russo picks up Russo...but drops him to pick up the title. Goldberg poses...you know, you REALLY should save that pose for when you're outside the ring and have won the match. Goldberg through the ropes...and just as he reaches the door...well lookee there, it's BRET HART slamming the cage door on Goldberg *just* before he can leave the cage. Steiner pulls Goldberg's carcass out of there while Jarrett puts the belt in the ring. Russo grabs it...but Nash is up behind him and got him in a choke. Russo forks the belt over...and raises both his arms high. Steiner Recliner on Goldberg. Jarrett on the ropes with the bat, ready to strike...oh, but Nash hugs Russo. Gee whiz, it was another shocking swerve. They fooled us all. Nash leads the - well, whatever they are - not the NWO, mind you - no sir - in a count of three...and he crosses the threshhold. Diddly squat. Nash retains. (18:56) Credits are up and we're out.
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    Don't leave out them Longhorns...

    Where did they say there were gonna lose? And 55-10? Your kidding yourself with THAT defense no way K-State holds Marshall to 10 points. Marshall played at Virginia Tech last year and lost by 14 which isn't exactly a rout. They won't win but I wouldn't lump them with Troy St. and I-AA team.
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    Don't leave out them Longhorns...

    "Not so fast my friend." Too bad this appears to be a weaker Marshall team than usual this season but a rout isn't a lock.
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    News From The 9/6 Torch

    You know Metlzer theorized on the WOL that Vince is scared to death after the WCW discrimination settlement. Damn Booker got injured at the wrong time.
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    The Nitro Review 8/31 - 9/6

    http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&...t.pro-wrestling Its not nearly as relevant as it was in the 90s but its interesting digging up old stuff.
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    Pats cut Lawyer Milloy

    Next collective bargaining agreement there has to MAJOR changes to the NFL salary cap. Its a joke when a team has to cut a starter for cap reasons just a few days before the season starts. This is the type of shit that could cause a player strike when the current agreement is up.
  24. The U.S. Open's reign of terror on Raw continues this week. ’93-’95 – no shows September 6, 1996 (Friday Night Raw) Sycho Sid def. Hunter Hearst Helmsley Marc Mero def. Steve Austin by DQ Mankind def. Alex Porteau Shawn Michaels def. Goldust; WWF Title Match September 5, 1997 (Friday Night’s Main Event) The Patriot def. Owen Hart by DQ Dude Love def. The British Bulldog by DQ The Undertaker def. Hunter Hearst Helmsley by DQ Legion of Doom NC Los Boricuas Ken Shamrock def. Salvator Sincere Scott Putski def. Steve Casey Interrogator def. Sonny Rogers & Jerry Fox in a handicap match September 5, 1998 (Raw Saturday Night) Ken Shamrock & Steve Blackman NC The Disciples of Apocalypse Vader NC Val Venis The Rock & Mark Henry def. The New Age Outlaws by DQ; Tag Title Match Southern Justice def. The Headbangers D’Lo Brown NC X-Pac; Euro Title Match Edge NC Marc Mero Kurrgan & Giant Silva def. Animal & Droz Too Much def. Los Boricuas Jeff Jarrett def. Scorpio by DQ September 6, 1999 The Rock & Makind def. Kane & X-Pac; Tag Title Match Jeff Jarrett def. Jacqueline Edge & Christian def. The Acolytes The Big Show def. Val Venis Test, Pat Patterson, & Gerald Brisco def. The Mean Street Posse The Hollys def. The New Brood D’Lo Brown def. Steve Blackman Ivory def. Tori in a hardcore match Triple H def. Mr. Ass; WWF Title Match September 4, 2000 Kane def. Chris Benoit by DQ The Dudley Boyz def. The Acolytes in a Tables Match Eddie Guerrero def. Kurt Angle and Chyna (pinned) in a Triple Threat Match to win the Intercontinental Title Triple H def. Test Steve Blackman def. The Big Bossman; HC Title Match Val Venis & Road Dogg def. The Goodfather & Bull Buchanan Chris Jericho & Jerry Lawler def. Tazz & Naked Mideon Edge & Christian def. The Rock & The Undertaker; Tag Title Match September 3, 2001 The Undertaker def. Test by DQ The Dudley Boyz def. The Big Show & Tajiri Spike Dudley def. Shawn Stasiak The Rock def. Christian; WCW Title Match The Hurricane & Ivory def. Matt Hardy & Lita Edge def. Lance Storm; IC Title Match Chris Jericho & Jeff Hardy def. Rob Van Dam & Rhyno September 2, 2002 Bubba Ray Dudley & Trish Stratus def. Chris Nowinski & Molly Holly in a Tables Match Booker T def. William Regal Triple H def. Ric Flair; WHW Title Match Kane def. Lance Storm & Christian in a handicap match The Big Show def. Tommy Dreamer by DQ Terri def. Stacy Keibler in a Lingerie, Pillow Fight Match Rob Van Dam & Ric Flair def. Triple H & Chris Jericho
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    The Raw Review 8/31 - 9/6

    I had only remembered Lawler getting the uppper hand everytime during that feud but I looked it up and you were right. Thing is though Tazz couldn't even go over clean there as Raven did a run-in. I think starting next month during the week of Unforgiven I'll start doing a monthly "WWF/WWE PPV Review" for the PPVs that have happened in the month. I'm sure I'll be Bored enough.
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