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I think I'd deserve a nomination for the Sports folder but I'm such a non-descript poster I'm not surprised no one has nominated me.

That had upset written all over it. Northern Illinois might be the best team in the MAC and they have one of the best backs in the country in Michael Turner.

WHO CARES??????????? People if your that concerned over who wins these things you have problems.

That was the same guy who crashed the Grammy's this year when the Foo Figthers were accpeting an award.

And so what? WHO GIVES A SHIT WHO WINS ANY OF THESE AWARDS? You just sit back and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Its not like the nominees or winners of these awards are actually based on what are really the best videos.

Oh who gives a shit? Hey they can be happy with knowing they won the award in past years N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys would usually win.

hey man, the VMA's used to be pretty good. Now they're just a big shill fest, full of mainstream shit. As you said. Actually MTV has always only showed mainstream shit just it was cooler when your younger.

I don't know its preseason and its always better to see the first showing before they edit anything out. Although so far the only thing I'd see them editing was the Duran Duran audio fuck up. I missed Duran Duran - what did they do? They just came out to present an award with Kelly Osborne and Avril Lavigne but they got some special award. They were showing a video package of their old videos but there was no audio.

I don't know its preseason and its always better to see the first showing before they edit anything out. Although so far the only thing I'd see them editing was the Duran Duran audio fuck up.

A standing ovation? I REALLY hope that was a standing ovation for her body and not that performance.

Well I guess I give Beyonce credit for not even trying to pretend she's singing by not even having a mic...I guess...she's wearing too much clothing too and not showing off her ass...okay nevermind she took some off...better.

AMEN! I can't believe people pretend they are attractive. Serena is a man with tits.

Oh and everyone knows they like "Hungry like the Wolf". *wonder why Choken is still watching if the show seems to upset him so much* Shit its just an awards show.

Jack Black a novelty act? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY....choken just change the channel. Jack Black OWNZ you.

Well he does still owns them...oh wait I forgot his daughter owns the team...sure she does.

Quick thoughts: -The Brittney/Madonna kiss was hot but they had to cut away to that fag Timberlake and missed the Christina kiss. -Chris Rock's R.Kelly and Good Charlotte jokes OWNED. "Mediocre Green Day"...comic gold. -Speaking of that fag Timberlake see him blow off the Olsen Twins? Who wouldn't want to take advantage of an excuse to grope them? -Eminem's segment was funny and maybe he realized what a douche he came off as last year. -The 50 Cent/Snoop Dogg performance was just horrible and I'm not even one of those mindless rap hating drones. But at least Snoop's hoes looked good.

How many days until Selig calls the Expos an "aberration"? Hey he called my A's that back in 2000...so much for that.

Credit: www.lordsofpain.net ***VELOCITY*** Doug Basham beat Billy Gunn with help from Danny Basham. Shannon Moore w/ Matt Hardy beat ??? #1 Contenders Match Tajiri beat Billy Kidman with green mist to the face followed by a rollup. Non Title Match Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin beat APA with a rollup on Faarooq. ***SMACKDOWN*** El Paso's own Eddie Guerrero arrives to the arena in his car. Eddie walks to the ring through the crowd. Eddie gets on the mic. Eddie says this is where it all started. Eddie says he is at home. HUGE ovation. Eddie tells a story of when his grandmother first came to El Paso and cheated on her citizenship test. Eddie is interupted by John Cena coming to the ring. Cena does his usual rhymes saying Eddie does not belong here. Cena says Eddie has the US Title but he's not even an US citizen. Cena calls Eddie a wet back and says he's going to stick his foot up his ass. Eddie says Cena is pretty good for a white boy. Eddie says he is lying, that sucked. Eddie says Cena should not talk about his people where there are 12,000 of them there. Cena wants a shot at the US title. Eddie grants his wish and the match is on tonight. Cena says after he takes Eddie's title he will take his sister also. Eddie responds with an attack on Cena and clotheslines him out of the ring. As Cena is walking to the back Eddie rubs it in by doing a rhyme of his own. -commercial- WWE Cruiserweight Championship Rey Mysterio beat Nunzio w/ Stamboli and Palumbo with a top rope leg drop. -commercial- Chris Benoit beat A-Train w/ Sable via the crippler crossface. Backstage, Eddie is informed that someone is messing with his car. -commercial- During the break, Albert tells Benoit that he did not beat him clean as his feet were under the ropes. Benoit is attacked from behind by Rhyno. Rhyno and Albert leave together. In the parking lot Eddie finds his car has been stripped down. The APA, FBI, and Funaki know nothing about it. Eddie attacks the FBI for laughing at him until the APA pull him off. -commercial- Brock Lesnar comes to the ring with a mic in hand. Lesnar says he is sick of everyone telling him he tapped out at Summerslam. Lesnar says it was a miracle because he's never tapped out in his life. Lesnar says he is not a quitter. Lesnar says things are not over between he and Angle. Lesnar demands a title rematch and calls out Angle. Angle appears on the oval tron making fun of Lesnar for being a whiny little bitch. Angle says he is coming to the ring and will make Lesnar tap out again. Undertaker rides his motorcycle to the ring. Undertaker wonders what all the talk is he hears about Lesnar regaining the title. Undertaker says Lesnar had his chance and he tapped out. Undertaker realizes it has been a long time since he's had his title shot. Undertaker warns Lesnar he should not worry about his rematch, he should worry about where he is tresspassing because this is his yard. If Lesnar has a problem leaving the yard, Undertaker will be glad to help him. Big Show comes to the ring. Show says he is 7'2 and 500 pounds and and has inflicted more pain and suffering on Angle, Lesnar, and Undertaker than anyone in the company, so he should get the title shot. Kurt Angle finally comes to the ring. Angle says he does not give a damn who he faces. Angle looks at Undertaker and says it would be an honor to make him tap in his own yard. Angle tells Show he has caused him pain and suffering just from his body odor alone. Stephanie McMahon comes to the ring. Stephanie says we will settle this the old fashion way. The next superstar to face Angle will be the winner of a triple threat match tonight between Undertaker, Lesnar, and Show. -commercial- Backstage, Josh Mathews asks Cena if he touched Eddie's car. Cena denies it. US Title Match Eddie Guerrero beat John Cena via DQ after the ref watched Cena punch Eddie between the legs. Cena came to the ring carrying one of Eddie's rims. After the match Cena decked the ref with his chain and choked Eddie with it. Cena then FU'ed Eddie on the rim. Long match. -commercial- Triple Threat No DQ #1 Contenders Match (Kurt Angle at the announcers' table) Brock Lesnar vs Big Show vs Undertaker Undertaker pinned Lesnar with the last ride. Undertaker gets the title shot at Angle on next week's Smackdown in New Orleans. After the match Angle enters the ring and he and Undertaker stare at each other. Angle leaves to the back. Undertaker salutes the fans and walks to the back. Chimmel thanks everyone for coming. Thats it...

I agree with Rock hosting it will be funny and I hope they bring back Triumph for a third straight year to fuck things up but I'm kinda doubting it. The VMA's can be enjoyable if you just realize who wins these things is irrelevent. I mean NO ONE in their right mind that Lady Marmelade was the best video two years ago but if you just laugh at the terrible choices and not take it so seriously, which it really isn't meant to be, then you can enjoy the show. There always is at least one decent performance too.

Rey Mysterio vs. Nunzio, Cruiserweight Title Match Chris Benoit vs. A-Train Eddie Guerrero vs. John Cena, U.S. Title Match Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show vs. Undertaker, #1 Contender's Match

Let's see tonight the breakdown wrestlers to non-wrestlers featured in the second hour of Raw: Wrestlers: Chris Jericho, Christian, Randy Orton, Maven, Shawn Michaels, Kane Non-wrestlers: Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Steve Austin, Eric Bischoff, Johnathan Coachman, Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross Okay that's 8 to 6 and Jericho was just enhancement to Shane/Kane and Christian was just enhancement to Coach/King. Seriously enough is enough. Its called WRESTLING so let's see some wrestlers. I'd ask for seeing some wrestling matches betwen wrestlers only too but that'd probably be asking for too much.

Heat came in '88. The Bucs weren't exactly a major attraction until the last five years and the Dolphins don't sell out every game. College football is more popular there I think. Also on Seattle have the Seahawks ever been as popular as UW football?

I said "majority". You could definently argue the state of Florida is more of college sports state anyways as most of their pro teams didn't even exsist until the 90s.

The majority of places where college football has rabid fans is where pro sports don't dominate or not exsistant at all like Nebraska, Oklahoma, and Alabama. I'm a huge fan of college sports myself but from growing up in the Bay Area where pro sports dominate I know how some people don't give a shit about college sports. There Stanford and Cal don't generate even half the interest that the 49ers, Raiders, A's, and Giants get. Even when Stanford made it to the Final Four in '98 and then the Rose Bowl a couple of years later no one really cared.

Its baseball and it always will be baseball because its the PASTIME. Football is the present but you can't go back and change the past and baseball will always be it. Remember before the late 1950s the American public didn't give a shit about pro football.