Bored

I'd prefer he go to Raw to keep him away from the Cruiserweight Title.

Well I think that's why Zito beat out Pedro last year for A.L. Cy Young because Pedro can win it any year and wasn't like Zito wasn't deserving of the award. So I think the same scenerio will play out with Pujols and Bonds unless the Cardinals go into the tank the rest of the season Oh and my vote would actually be Smoltz for Cy Young and MVP but that's just me. Cy Young in the A.L. would be a lock for Esteban Loaiza at the moment if he wasn't Esteban Loaiza. He might just lose out on lack of name value which wouldn't be right. A.L. MVP...ummmm no clue at the moment and I guess it will be another Tejada situation this year with someone (and their team) getting red hot down the stretch to find a favorite for MVP.

Here's the full trade...won't be official until Monday: Mavericks get: Antawn Jamison, Danny Fortson, Chris Mills, Jiri Welsch Warriors get: Nick Van Exel, Evan Eschmeyer, Popeye Jones, Avery Johnson Long term this deal MIGHT be good for the Warriors as dumping Fortson and Mills' salaries (and Jamison's for that matter) will make them a player in free agency after this season but that's assuming anyone wants to play for them with a moron for an owner like Chris Cohan who totally fucked up the Gilbert Arenas negotiations. In the short term...THE WARRIORS FUCKED UP AGAIN!

I'm not gonna vote because I think Conan has been just as strong without Andy but I wouldn't mind Andy coming back either. I'd love to see the staring contests again. Oh and my bold prediction is that at the 10th anniversary show next month Andy will announce he is returning to the show as let's face it his movie and t.v. careers haven't exactly taken off.

I'm sorry is Barry Bonds hitting two meaningless homeruns in a losing effort to the f'n Mets a real news story? I know yes he hit #650 but it still ain't #756 so it don't mean shit right now. I just don't see the point of ESPN using it as the top story every where last night and today. Of course I'm biased because I've never liked Bonds and I'm also becoming increasingly annoyed with ESPN in general but I figured I'd throw the question out there.

Since when did album sales mean anything? Celine Dion has sold millons across the world but she still sucks...and yes Creed sucks too...so there! Oh and the worst music "artists" of all-time for me are L.F.O. who had one hit "Summer Girls" a few years back during the boy band craze and simply had to be the worst song I'd ever heard. That song actually made me want to go shoot anyone wearing Abercrombie & Fitch.

History? If he blows out his knee tommorrow its all caput. Nagging injuries could kill the run or maybe he finally hits the wall. Also why should I bask in his greatness if I've never liked the guy? I think its so hypocritical of the media who ripped Bonds most of his career to now endlessly kiss his ass even though he still shits all over them. No one is denying Bonds place in history but I say wake me up when he hits #756.

We have a winner.

Back to the original question...I'm pretty sure it was Al Snow.

Here is the nameless player's list and their fixed numbers: Bears- #95 = Lance Briggs, #91 #38 = Todd Johnson, #32 #77 = Ian Scott, #71 -Bengals- #69 = Elton Patterson, #67 -Broncos- #70 = George Foster, #72 #90 = Nicholos Eason, #97 #95 = Bryant McNeal, #90 -Browns- #55 = Jeff Faine, #50 #28 = Chris Crocker, #25 #74 = Antonio Garay, #95 #76 = Gus Felder, #75 -Bucs- #79 = Lance Nimmo, #77 #75 = Sean Mahan, #78 #22 = Torrie Cox, #24 -Cardinals- #45 = Gerald Hayes, #54 -Chargers- #25 = Sammy Davis, #22 #46 = Terrence Kiel, #48 #74 = Courtney Van Buren, #72 Colts- #26 = Donald Strickland, #30 #55 = Keyon Whiteside, #52 #77 = Robert Mathis, #98 #60 = Makoa Freitas, #76 -Cowboys- #35 = B.J. Tucker, #33 -Dolphins- #56 = Eddie Moore, #58 #77 = Wade Smith, #74 #70 = Taylor Whitley, #69 -Eagles- #73 = Jeremy Bridges, #74 #70 = Dante Ellington, #64 -Falcons- #21 = Bryan Scott, #24 -49ers- #73 = Anthony Adams, #91 -Giants- #38 = Roderick Babers, #31 #50 = Wayne Lucier, #62 -Jets- #37 = Derek Pagel, #25 #62 = Dave Yovanovits, #64 -Packers- #92 = Hunter Hillenmeyer, #57 -Patriots- #79 = Dan Klecko, #90 Raiders- #29 = Nnamdi Asomugha, #21 #98 = Tyler Brayton, #91 #59 = Sam Williams, #54 -Rams- #47 = Pisa Tinoisamoa, #50 -Redskins- #51 = LaVar Arrington, #56 -Saints- #45 = Cie Grant, #58 -Steelers- #41 = Troy Polamalu, #43 -Texans- #99 = Antwan Peek, #98 #74 = Seth Wand, #78 -Titans- #28 = Donnie Nickey, #23 #74 = Todd Williams, #78 -Vikings- #53 = E.J. Henderson, #56

1. I don't...wow never seen Bonds hit a homerun before. Also I some how doubt how much people REALLY want to see Bonds as he is still to this day not exactly the most loved player in the world. 2. When was the last time anyone saw someone hit 648? 647? 646? What's the difference between 650 and those besides being a nice round number? 3. ESPN, specifically SportsCenter, is there to report sports not promote an individual sport or at least that's how it (or was) supposed to be. 4. I don't give a shit about fringe fans. I want people at the games who actually know what the hell is going on and can name more than two players in the game. Again ESPN's job isn't to bring in fringe fans for baseball. That's MLB's job and they do an incredibly shitty job of promoting their sport themselves. They don't even have a national ad campaign besides those youth league commercials. 5. I hold a number of biases on the subject and don't expect many, if any, people to agree but maybe I felt like starting a debate.

Logic? You mean the logic of "dang Jethro he sure hit the ball far!" I think logic is actually talking about games that mean something right now rather arbitrary homeruns some guy hits. Did Bonds break a record last night? Nope. Does Giants/Mets series hold any real significance in the pennant race? Nope. Did the Giants even win? Nope...although ESPN failed to mention that last night.

*sigh* No reason to watch after the opening 20 minutes. Same week they job out Billy Gunn to a jobber they put A-Train in the main event...one step forward, a hundred steps backwards. Oh and since they didn't turn Kidman there are just TWO matches on the Smackdown side booked so far for SummerSlam unless they add some in the broadcast. Obviously there will be a U.S. title match but what the hell happens with the tag titles and the cruiserweight title?

Say what? Buck Weaver was the only player banned who didn't deserve it. Weaver took no money and played his BUTT off in the series. Weaver ended up being guilty by association as he did know about the fix and was punished for it. He should have been reinstated and allowed to play again after a suspension. Jackson is iffy because he did take money and as good as he hit you always have to wonder what would he have hit if he took no money? I wouldn't mind it if it he did ever get elected to the HOF. Oh and on Pete Rose...it's so simple...Hall of Fame, yes...managing the Reds or any other team ever again, no.

I'm not a Goldberg fan but I thought I'd point this out since no one else will and since everyone jumped all over Goldberg last week when the report was he refused to go.

I distinctly remember this tag match being VERY good, with the crowd at a "fever pitch". This one too. CRZ recaps (slashwrestling.com): STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN & THE UNDERTAKER v. MANKIND & KANE v. NEW AGE OUTLAWS v. THE ROCK & D'LO BROWN in a Four Corners match for the WWF Tag Team Championship - Austin and Mankind start off. A little back and forth and Mankind leaves the ring after foiling a Stunner attempt. The Rock comes in, eats a punch and leaves. Mankind tries to suplex Austin to the floor, but Austin counters and takes Mankind's throat to the top rope. Austin suplex Mankind in. Mankind manages to suplex D'Lo. A fan ALMOST makes it into the ring and he's quickly moved out of camera range. D'Lo falls to a Thesz press, punches in bunches, and an elbow drop. Now Austin tags Kane, who continues to beat down D-Lo. Kane tags Billy, and D'Lo finally comes back with an elbow. Cross body for 1. Punch, head waggle. D'Lo puts his head down and Gunn hits the Rocker dropper. Gunn drops him on his face for 2. Tag to the Road Dog who hits the funky knee drop. Cover - 1, 2, 3. Whoops, D'Lo forgot to lift the shoulder but referee "Blind" Earl Hebner pulled up on the third count anyway. Ah well. We all know that Jesse James is the designated face in peril, so D'Lo rakes the eyes and tags in Mankind. Mankind with punches and boots to the face. The Dog manages a back body drop, but Mankind tags in the Rock. Kick to the head. Mankind is still in the Rock's corner and D'Lo is really confused about him being there. Mankind finally makes it back to his own corner and D'Lo is tagged in. Great suplex by D'Lo. Whip into the ropes, duck, James manages a kick to the face and a tag to Billy Gunn. Half hour suplex is impressive. 1, 2, Undertaker pulls Gunn off D'Lo. D'Lo manages a few punches to take control. Whip into the ropes, elbow. D'Lo tags Austin. Austin is punching and wrenching the arm. Tag to Undertaker, crowd goes nuts. Undertaker with punch after punch until Gunn is outside the ring. Austin drops him on the barricade. Undertaker with a kick to Mankind for good measure, and Mankind tries to fight back. Undertaker and the Bad Ass are back in the ring. Whip into the corner. Undertaker with a punch. Gunn turns around and tags Austin. Austin and Undertaker are in with a staredown. Meanwhile Gunn and Mankind are brawling on the outside. Now Austin and the Undertaker decide to just beat up the Outlaws. Austin tags the Road Dog. Undertaker does that tightrope thing. Double palm thrust. Tag to D'Lo, who continues hitting James in the head. Bodyslam, legdrop, near fall. Tag to the Rock. Crowd anticipates the People's Elbow and starts to shout. Side Russian legsweep for 2. The Rock takes the Dog to D'Lo's corner and hits his face with D'Lo's boot. Tag to D'Lo, headlock is applied. Hey, every heavyweight champion in the WWF is in this match, what does that tell us. James gets out and punches Brown. 'Lodown! 1, 2, Gunn makes the save. The Rock is in and NOW it's time for the People's Elbow - crowd goes nuts for that. 1, 2, and *Austin* makes the save. Tag to Mankind - geez, that's not smart to let another team get a chance for the pin. Another submission hold. We're in overtime now - it's past 11. Mankind with a few choice words for Austin and Mankind. Ross says we haven't seen Kane in this match yet, which is a lie. Oh well. Whip into the ropes - the Dog manages a side Russian leg sweep (popular move tonight). Mankind waffles Gunn to make sure James can't make the tag, so Mankind lunges for the Undertaker, and makes the tag! Now EVERYBODY'S in the ring, Katie bar the door, pier six brawl, etc. The ring clears out slowly. Undertaker chokeslams D'Lo, tosses Gunn over the top rope - Kane's got Undertaker! Chokeslam! 1, 2, 3! Ladies and gentlemen, we have new tag team champions. (14:30) That chokeslam wouldn't usually seem like enough to put the Undertaker down, but maybe he WANTED his brother to win the tag team titles? Austin has a funny look for his tag team partner. There's a staredown here - now Austin walks away. Undertaker's eyes don't leave him. We quit at 11:05. TRIPLE H (Greenwich, Connecticut - 273 pounds - with Foot Locker's House of Hoops presents SummerSlam in thirteen days!) and THE UN-AMERICANS (Canada - 736 pounds) v. BOOKER T (Houston, Texas - 256 pounds) and GOLDUST (Hollywood, California - 250 pounds) and THE AWESOME UNDERTAKER (Houston, Texas - 305 pounds) and THE ROCK (Undisputed champion - Miami, Florida - 275 pounds) referee: EARL HEBNER We were too soon to celebrate - H gets his full entrance (complete with whale blowhole spot) THIS time around. T thinks about cueing the wall of flame but remembers at the last second he already used it tonight and stops himself. Hahaha, FLAMES cost MONEY folks. Entrances manage to eat up about five minutes. HEY! REMEMBER WHEN Lance Storm beat The Rock? NEITHER DO THE WRITERS! HEY! REMEMBER WHEN Booker T. and Test teamed up to win the tag team championship? NEITHER DO THE WRITERS! HEY! REMEMBER *just last week* WHEN Triple H and the Un-Americans had that friction? NEITHER DO...well, you get the picture. Continuity is a BITCH. We got Goldust on one side...and it looks like we'll get Christian on the other. Ross uncomfortably wedges in a mention that more teenage boys watch RAW than any other program on cable television - well, sure, you don't expect them to be watching "Rugrats," and Anna Nicole ain't exactly as pud-pullin'-worthy as she used to be (no offense meant to our more zaftig audience, naturally). 'dust ducks, right, right, right, into the ropes, reversed, head down, 'dust drops down and uppercuts, almost completely missing an early fading Christian in the process. Switch in the corner - Christian right, right, right, right, switched back, Goldust right, right, right, Christian runs into the BUTT BUTT for 2! That would have been funny if it's ended right there without us seeing any of the other six men in action, wouldn't it? (In theory, yes, but not in practice. Russo will probably book that some week and prove us right, you'll see) Knee by Christian, forearm in the back, tag to Storm - who runs into an armdrag. Tag to Booker T - open forearm to the back. Elbow, chop, elbow, chop, elbow, chop, forearm in the back, stomp, stomp, stomp. These two work twice tonight - they sure seem to double-book a lot these days on BOTH shows, don't they? - Right hand. Into the ropes, reversed, reversed back and T hits the back kick. T consults his hand - superkick! 1, 2, no. Tag to the Rock (HEY! Remember when these two HATED each other? et cetera) - Rock right, right, right, right, whip is reversed, head down, kick by the Rock, Storm runs at him and gets put on the outside. Rock turns to H and gives him the international sign of "just bring it" and H starts to go through the ropes...until Storm manages to take out Rock from behind. Stomp, stomp, stomp stomp stomp, standing on the neck until Hebner pulls him off. Right hand. Right, right, right, into the ropes, reversed, gutshot by Rock, DDT, nips up immediately and pops Test, brings in H the hard way...but before he can follow up, Christian scoots in and blindsides Rock with a clothesline. Storm tags H as soon as he's back on the apron - right for Rock - kick, kick, kick, kick, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right - oh boy! That was thirteen, folks. Hebner pulls off H, and Rock takes advantage with a (yes) right, right, right, into the ropes is reversed, Rock shoved into the ropes, Rock ducks but Test is waiting with a...well, I don't know - neither did Triple H because he was expecting to hit his high knee there but Rock had already gone down ahead of time. Oh man, I bet Test gets punished later! Anyway, Christian gets the tag and H holds him for the open kick. Right hand. Into the ropes, reversed, belly-to-belly overhead throw by Rock. Tag to T! Christian rakes the face, forearm to the back, right, kick, right, right, right, throttle...Storm adds the choke after Hebner pulls him off and they argue. Taker wants in, so Hebner runs over to stop HIM. Storm and Christian doubleteam on T behind his back. Tag to Storm. Christian with one more kick. Right by Storm, right, right, right, right, right - or maybe they're all elbows, oh well - "USA" chant is up, so T reverses the whip and spins into the roundhouse kick. Stomp. Into the ropes, reversed, cheap shot by Christian - T turns round and shoves him to the floor, but turns back and eats a superkick from Storm (which means, according to GOOD OL' JR, that "he idolised Shawn Michaels" - oof). Storm tags out to Test. Test with a right. In the corner, head to the buckle, back elbow, back elbow, back elbow, back elbow, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, argues with Hebner (HEY! REMEMBER WHEN Test had immunity? I'm getting SICK), back to T, whip into the opposite corner and follow clothesline. T crumples in a heap. Test hooks the leg and Goldust is immediately in to break it up. Tag to Triple H. T held open for the right hand to the jaw. T tries to fire back, but H gives him a knee, snapmare, throttle - man, the crowd isn't booing or ANYTHING here - Triple H is trying hard but getting no reaction. Big suplex on T - floats into the cover - 1, 2, Taker pulls him off. Tag to Christian while Taker is put out. Interesting that T is running the marathon in this match given that he's already worked a match earlier, isn't it? Open kick by Christian, big snapmare...to the headlock. Taker paces on the apron and the crowd starts to get loud for T's comeback. T back to his feet - elbow - elbow - breaks it up - right - off the ropes - but Christian hits a SWEET dropkick. Tag to Test - held for the stomp. Stomp, stomp, and now TEST applies the same headlock. Rock and Taker take turns pacing from their respective aprons. Taker wins out - crowd chants "we want Taker." T elbow, elbow, out, chop, off the ropes...into a tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam - 1, 2, Rock and Taker both in to break it up (and I think T kicked out too - poor Test). Tag to H - right hand by H. VERY noticable "We want Taker" chant as H puts T into the sleeper. T down to a knee. Hebner in to check - arm falls once - arm falls NO not even twice - elbow by T, elbow, elbow breaks it up, right, into the ropes, head down, facebuster by H. H off the ropes - T with the Harlem sidekick! Two men down, six arms reach for a tag - H tags Test - T tags Taker!! Is this really the first we've seen of him? Man, I hope he doesn't tear his quad! Block, soupbone, soupbone, soupbone, into the ropes, big boot! Soupbone for Storm, back elbow for Christian on the apron, and H isn't immune from also getting a soupbone. Storm put in the corner, back elbow, running to the other corner for Test, clothesline for Storm, splash for Test, choke for Storm - Christian off the top and Taker puts HIM in a choke - but he's out of hands and H takes him out with a forearm in the back of the head. Well, it's all broken down now - we got us a Pier Eight brawl and the ring clears rather rapidly as Christian and Goldust go out, Rock clotheslines Storm out and goes after him, T is still out in his corner so Test and Triple H (HEY! REMEMBER WHEN Test and Triple H....fuck) doubleteam Taker - into the ropes, Taker ducks, Taker with a double clothesline! Test staggers into the goozle...but H uppernuts him and saves Test (Hebner's back is turned, natch). Test with a gutshot - going for the Meltdown - but T is back up and gives Test the Harlem sidekick! H clotheslines T out - but Taker is up behind him - scooped up - H escapes - gutshot by H - *Rock* back in with a right to prevent the Pedigree - Rock right, right, right, right, right, right, NOW KISS THAT RIGHT and H is up, over and out - Test in but Rock DUCKS the Wotsitolla Boot - Test runs into ROCK BOTTOM!! Crowd is NUTS - 1, 2, H pulls Rock out! Probably just as well, he wasn't the legal man and all...Storm has snuck in but Taker is in time - catches the superkick - spins him around - chokeslam! Christiain in with the belt - Taker gives HIM a gutshot - Last Ride coming up - but as he raises Christian over his head, Test has a free shot at Taker's face and takes it - WOTSITOLLA BOOT - Test IS the legal man - Taker IS the legal man - this cover IS legal - and nobody's gonna stop it! 1, 2, 3 - Test pins Taker! (11:40) Just enough time for the Un-Americans to pose on the ramp (well, Storm seems really out of it but let's pretend) - RAW Zone credits are up and we're out!

August 16, 1993 The 1-2-3 Kid def. Ted DiBiase by DQ The Headshrinkers def. Mike Khoury & Dave Moraldo Marty Jannetty def. Bastion Booger Men on a Mission def. Iron Mike Sharpe & Barry Horowitz Bam Bam Bigelow def. Rich Myers August 15, 1994 The 1-2-3 Kid def. Owen Hart by DQ Duke Droese def. Nick Barberie Kwang def. Tony Roy Mabel def. Raymond Roy Jeff Jarrett def. Scott Taylor August 14, 1995 Waylon Mercy def. Doink The Smoking Gunns def. Bill Garrett & Cody Wayne Hunter Hearst Helmsley def. Jeff Hardy Henry O. Godwinn def. Russ Greenberg Shawn Michaels def. Jerry Lawler by DQ August 12, 1996 Faarooq Asad def. Skip Kona Crush def. Savio Vega The Godwinns def. T.L. Hopper & Who Shawn Michaels def. Owen Hart August 11, 1997 The Legion of Doom def. The Godwinns in a Country Whippin’ Match Scott Putski def. Tony Williams Flash Funk def. Brian Pillman The Patriot & Ken Shamrock def. Owen Hart & Davey Boy Smith Faarooq def. Chainz Shawn Michaels def. Mankind August 10, 1998 Luna def. Jacqueline Darren Drozdov def. Savio Vega in a Brawl for All Match Bradshaw def. Marc Mero in a Brawl for All Match Mankind & Kane def. The New Age Outlaws, The Rock & D-Lo Brown, and Steve Austin & The Underatker (pinned) in a four corners match to win the Tag Team Titles August 16, 1999 Road Dogg def. Al Snow Chyna def. Triple H Test def. Steve Blackman by DQ Kane & X-Pac def. The Acolytes; Tag Title Match Mankind def. Chyna Mankind NC Triple H; double pin August 14, 2000 T&A def. Eddie Guerrero & Steve Blackman Bull Buchanan & The Goodfather def. The Hardy Boyz & Lita in a handicap match The Undertaker def. Chris Benoit by DQ Tazz def. Crash Road Dogg & X-Pac def. Rikishi in a handicap match Chris Jericho def. Val Venis by DQ; IC Title Match The Rock & The Dudley Boyz def. Triple H, Kurt Angle, & Shane McMahon by DQ August 13, 2001 Tajiri def. Albert Lance Storm & Justin Credible def. Edge & Christian The Undertaker & Kane def. Chuck Palumbo & Sean O’Haire in a Steel Cage Match for the WCW Tag Titles Test def. Spike Dudley Hardcore Crap Segment: Jeff Hardy won the HC Title after pinning Rob Van Dam during his match with Kurt Angle Booker T & Rhyno def. The Rock & Chris Jericho August 12, 2002 Christopher Nowinski & Molly Holly def. Spike Dudley & Trish Stratus Booker T def. Lance Storm Chris Jericho & The Big Show def. Ric Flair & Bubba Ray Dudley Tommy Dreamer def. Steven Richards; HC Title Match Rob Van Dam def. Jeff Hardy Triple H & The Un-Americans def. The Rock, The Undertaker, Booker T, & Goldust

August 12, 1998 Scott Hall def. Konnan Raven NC Horace Chris Jericho def. Chavo Guerrero Jr. by DQ; TV Title Match Disco Inferno & Alex Wright def. The Public Enemy by DQ Kevin Nash def. Curt Hennig by DQ Stevie Ray def Eddy Guerrero August 12, 1999 Rick Steiner def. Spyder; TV Title Match Sid def. Disorderly Conduct by DQ Shane Douglas & Dean Malenko def. Barry Windham & Bobby Duncum Jr. Randy Savage def. Evan Karagias August 16, 2000 Kronic def. Four Jobbers in a handicap match Rey Mysterio Jr. & Juventud Guerrera NC Mark Jindrak & Sean O’Haire; Tag Title Match The Great Muta def. The Demon Team Canada def. Misfits in Action The Cat def. Lance Storm by DQ; Canadian Title Match Gene Okerlund def. Mark Madden in a Street Fight Big Vito def. Carl Oulette

CRZ recap (slashwrestling.com): THE MARK (Pittsburgh Steelers) v. GENE O. (Kamloops Blazers) in a Kamloops Street Fight...and "match of the millennium" - Okerlund: "Hold up here, big man. We've got a very short evening ahead of us so you can blow it out your ass!" Tenay: "Yes, he can." Stevie Ray: "Yes, he could, but we'd ALL be in trouble if he did that." Boy, and we were worried that they weren't going to get WRESTLERS over, hah? Okerlund hits a double bicep and encourages his opponent to do the same. And there it is. You know, it just occured to me...if Scaia gained about 200 pounds, he'd look EXACTLY like that guy. Okerlund dares him to take off the jersey - fortunately, he's wearing another T-shirt underneath. Okerlund dares him to take THAT off - he begins to show off his "Before Stacker 2" gut and the crowd very loudly encourages him to put the shirt back down. Tony: "I think that was the man that ATE Lavon Kirkland." Tony used to be pretty hefty himself, you know - that's what makes it so ESPECIALLY cruel. Okerlund takes advantage of his opponent hitting Luger's "lion roaring" pose to elbow him - and we FINALLY start this thing. Another elbow. Timber! Okerlund poses to the crowd - and gets tripped up (very, very slowly) with a ...let's be charitable and call it a "double leg takedown." Blatant choke. Blatant choke again. Stevie Ray: "What? A cat fight." "STREET fight." "I'm sorry - I'm sorry." Blatant choke. It's been a scant thirty seconds, why NOT have a run-in as NORMAN SMILEY comes out, followed immediately by CARL OULETTE - THEY start a-brawlin' on the outside. Back to the choke. BIG VITO is out and HE is staving off Oulette...who ends up going to the back. Vito leads claps for Okerlund, but the crowd has turned on this match, seeing Oulette get beaten to the back and all. Okerlund with a HAND OF STONE - cover - well, his shoulders never WERE down, but he makes a point of raising one in obvious fashion after 2. Crowd inexpiclably chanting "Vito." Apparently, Okerlund takes a shot in here, but I didn't see one. Fatheadbutt. Okerlund actually feeds his arms to he can be dragged into position - hoo boy. Skipping around like the late Adrian Adonis, and climbing the corner for a Banzai Drop, but PAMELA PAULSHOCK, *also* clad in a Kamloops Blazers jersey (albeit one with a lot more material cut away from it) bounces out to ringside (damn, Stevie needs to stop stealing my "B" material), rolls Okerlund away and attempts an uppernut. Amazingly, she finds the mark amidst all that thigh. Tenay gives us his impersonation: "YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH." Okerlund covers. 1, 2, 3. (2:49) Pamela gives him a kiss and jumps up and down a lot. 1-800-COL-LECT provides the replay. Let us NEVER speak of this again.

August 10, 2000 Chris Benoit & Val Venis def. Chris Jericho & Eddie Guerrero Rikishi def. X-Pac Perry Saturn & Terri def. Al Snow & The Kat The Dudley Boyz def. Edge & Christian by DQ; Tag Title Match Bull Buchanan & The Goodfather def. Too Cool Steve Blackman def. Albert; HC Title Match The Rock & The Undertaker def. Triple H & Kurt Angle August 16, 2001 The Rock def. Shawn Stasiak X-Pac & Albert def. William Regal & Tajiri Rob Van Dam & Rhyno def. Chris Jericho & Jeff Hardy Diamond Dallas Page & Kanyon def. Edge & Christian; Tag Title Match Kurt Angle def. Tazz Booker T NC The Rock in a Lights Out Match August 15, 2002 Billy & Chuck & Rico def. Hardcore Holly, The Hurricane, & Shannon Moore Kurt Angle def. Mark Henry Brock Lesnar def. Rikishi Nidia def. Torrie Wilson Edge & Rey Mysterio def. Eddie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero by DQ The Rock def. Chris Benoit

August 12, 1996 The Dungeon of Doom def. High Voltage &, Rough & Ready Diamond Dallas Page def. The Renegade Konnan def. Jim Powers Chris Benoit def. Ron Studd The Steiner Brothers def. Harlem Heat by DQ; Tag Title Match Rey Misterio Jr. def. Ultimo Dragon Ric Flair def. Randy Savage; U.S. Title Match The Outsiders NC Sting & Lex Luger August 11, 1997 The Outsiders def. Bobby Starr & David Moore Meng def. Wrath Eddy Guerrero def. Chris Jericho Dean Malenko def. Jeff Jarrett by DQ; U.S. Title Match The Steiner Brothers def. Chris Benoit & Steve McMichael Diamond Dallas Page def. Buff Bagwell Ultimo Dragon def. Mortis; TV Title Match Curt Hennig def. Randy Savage by DQ August 10, 1998 Jim Duggan def. The Barbarian Eddy Guerrero def. Tokyo Magnum Kanyon def. Saturn Steve McMichael def. Sick Boy Chris Jericho def. Stevie Ray to win the Television Title Rey Mysterio Jr. def. Psychosis and Lizmark Jr. (pinned) in a three-way match Lex Luger def. Bret Hart to win the United States Title Juventud Guerrera def. Kidman; CW Title Match Horace def. Raven Curt Hennig def. Konnan by DQ Kevin Nash & Sting def. Scott Hall & The Giant by DQ; Tag Title Match Goldberg def. Meng; WCW Title Match August 16, 1999 Juventud Guerrera NC Lash LeRoux Steven Regal NC Scotty Riggs The Cat def. Mike Enos Rey Mysterio Jr. NC Lenny; CW Title Match Insane Clown Posse def. The Public Enemy Kidman def. Diamond Dallas Page Chris Benoit def. Disco Inferno; U.S. Title Match Goldberg def. Barry Windham Harlem Heat def. Scott Norton, Horace Hogan, & Vincent in a handicap match Rick Steiner def. Brian Knobs; TV Title Match Perry Saturn def. Bam Bam Bigelow Hulk Hogan def. Sid Vicious by DQ; WCW Title Match August 14, 2000 Big Vito & Kidman def. Shane Douglas & Reno Lance Storm def. Mike Awesome; Canadian Title Match Jeff Jarrett def. Booker T by DQ; WCW Title Match Carl Oulette def. Norman Smiley to win the Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title Rey Mysterio Jr. & Juventud Guerrera def. Vampiro & The Great Muta to win the Tag Team Titles Elix Skipper def. Kwee Wee; Canadian 100 Kilo Title Match Sting def. Demon, Vampiro, and The Great Muta (submitted) in a four corners match

Errr not quite as the belt he holds is the #2 belt in the company and was handed to him without winning a damn match. Now if was holding the title Kurt Angle is holding, the true World Title, then it'd be a different story.

For sure deep in the playoffs? With what? God typical overrated New York team.

Yes because we all know the refs blew a 24 point lead and the refs caused two bad snaps.

I forget the entire story behind the Carter/Jamison thing but I do know that the Warriors never intended on keeping Carter and Jamison was always the guy they wanted. I think there was some money involved but again I forget the whole story. I remember for a few years EVERYONE thought the Warriors' fucked up by not wanting Carter but really could argue Jamison is the better player right now and at least he stays healthy. Oh and remember on the Webber/Hardaway trade the Warriors gave up a ton of draft picks in the deal so I'm sure that's why Orlando did it.