Bored

Wait Judgment Day got a higher buyrate than Backlash? How the hell is that possible?

My sig still owns him.

I don't know Stimpy always came off as being gay in the original series.

Bleh...great using the Finals as just a way to sell throwback jerseys.

Speaking of the Ass Man song...might as well post the lyrics for those whoever forgot them. I'm an ass man Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!) I love to love 'em I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em And I'm gonna kick 'em 'Cause I'm an Ass Man Yeah, I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I'm an Ass Man So many asses, so little time Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime I'm a lover, of every kind The best surprises always sneak up from behind I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I'm an Ass Man Buns of glory, Buns of steel Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel You walk behind me, I feel the heat. That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I love to love 'em I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em And I'm gonna kick 'em I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) FAGTASTIC!

How about I don't give a shit. Now let's all have ice cream.

A thought just occurred to me...United States Title...Mr. America...they wouldn't...would they?

I would leave Sasaki, OMG and David Flair out of the video. Don't want people to think the belt is a joke. While your at it take out Steve McMichael and Rick Steiner.

I'm sorry does anyone actually think Sting will draw? Will WWE marks even really know who he is or even care? I'd bring in Sting as an upper midcarder to put over younger talent, since guys like Undertaker refuse to and guys like Benoit and Eddie shouldn't have to yet, but his days of being a main eventer are long over.

All-Star related news...I pulled this of the MLB.com message board and I believe this is from an ESPN Insider article: "Major League Baseball, perhaps because the nature of the All-Star game has changed this year or because they can smell money, has raised clubhouse hackles in both leagues with plans to deck out the two All-Star teams in standardized AL and NL uniforms. Teams have been wearing specialized off-color uniforms for batting practice and the home run contest for several years, but plans call for players to wear only the cap from their individual clubs and dress out in "league" uniforms. There is no other clear reason for it, except marketing. "It goes back to when you were a kid and you wanted to represent your team," Anaheim's Garret Anderson said. "If it just comes down to money, that's weak. I don't like it. We pride ourselves in being a traditional game. It's cool to see all the different uniforms."" I hate Bud Selig.

Didn't he job to an eblow too? Oh and you probably just guessed the finish to the tag title match this weekend.

Considering they'll probably put it on Billy Gunn I'd take the alternative.

Maybe promote it like this: At least David Arquette never won it. Well okay David Flair held it but that's almost not as bad...and Steve McMichael too...err nevermind.

*just realized they bring back the U.S. title the same night Billy Gunn returns* Shit.

Ya where the hell is Dawn Marie? At least she's eye candy. I don't know if the Bashams really had a future anyways considering they weren't even supposed to show up on t.v. when they debuted, another bush league move.

Well probably a mark but things are always more exciting live. The revelation that the U.S. title is coming back is interesting. Probably a good belt to put on someone like Cena. Oh and also first Jeff Hardy and Trish Stratus and now Billy Gunn and Torrie Wilson. What is their fascination with trying to make gay men straight? Let them be free WWE! Oh well maybe Billy will leave the company with a substance abuse problem too.

Ummm...nope...well the ring did. Oh and if the fans really chanted "holy shit" for 10 minutes for that well

Am I the only one that the first thing that comes to mind is "No Holds Barred". Hopefully Zach Gowen will be a in wheelchair, crying, trying to cheer on Rip, I mean Brock.

Even though it makes complete sense to have Team Angle turn on Kurt since he'll be a face now just a hunch someone will blow this way out of porportion. I think that some one is fine with it if it actually leads to anything interesting. I understand if they're going to remain heels TA needs to dump Angle...but who will do their talking? Heyman would be the obvious choice if Vince actually let's him back on t.v. Otherwise the only other suggestion that has been made is Cena but that also went along with Benoit and Rhyno both turning heel and it looks like they'll be feuding so who knows and I'm sure they don't know either.

Even though it makes complete sense to have Team Angle turn on Kurt since he'll be a face now just a hunch someone will blow this way out of porportion.

I'm sure it was another "accidental" mix up but jeez if your gonna job them to a split have them face Eddie & Tajiri so it isn't a complete embarassment.

I believe in a house show report that was the word that he was Mr. Ass again. Well just about as fagtastic as Billy & Chuck.

Rey Mysterio vs. Matt Hardy A-Train wrestles a returning wrestler (don't get excited) The Undertaker vs. Johnny Stamboli Chris Benoit & Rhyno vs. The Basham Brothers Funaki vs. John Cena Brock Lesnar vs. The Big Show

They are on Meltzer's site so I'd say pretty legit.

What...the...fuck? Okay blow the Rey/Matt rematch right away, Billy Gunn returns, Benoit & Rhyno job to jobbers, and they do a cheesy ending. Okay I won't be opptimistic this week.