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May 10, 1993 Bam Bam Bigelow def. Typhoon; KOTR Qualifier Yokozuna def. P.J. Walker Mr. Perfect def. Iron Mike Sharpe Mr. Hughes def. The Cannonball Kid Shawn Michaels def. Jim Duggan by DQ in a Lumberjack Match for the IC Title May 9, 1994 Razor Ramon def. Kwang; KOTR Qualifier Crush def. Raymond Roy Doink def. Mike Terrace Mabel def. Mike Bell May 8, 1995 Jeff Jarrett def. Doink Hakushi def. Gary Scott Bart Gunn def. Owen Hart May 6, 1996 Marc Mero def. The 1-2-3 Kid Davey Boy Smith def. Fatu The Body Donnas def. Techno Team 2000 The Undertaker def. Owen Hart May 5, 1997 Rockabilly def. Ahmed Johnson by DQ Vader def. Goldust Crush in a Gauntlet Match; def. two jobbers and then is def. by Ahmed Johnson (who wore a mask) Doug Furnas & Phil LaFon def. The Legion of Doom Steve Austin def. Davey Boy Smith May 4, 1998 Owen Hart & The Rock def. Faarooq & Steve Blackman Dan Severn def. Savio Vega D-Generation X NC L.O.D. 2000 & D.O.A. Kane def. Goldust by DQ Mick Foley def. Terry Funk in a No Holds Barred Match May 10, 1999 Kane NC Billy Gunn The Big Show def. Paul Bearer by DQ Sable def. Debra in an Evening Gown Match for the Women’s Title; Commissioner Shawn Michaels reversed the decision and Debra was named the new Women’s Champ The Big Bossman def. Test in a Nightstick Match Cactus Jack def. Midian & Viscera in a hardcore handicap match Bradshaw NC Faarooq in a Lumberjack Match Gerald Brisco & Pat Patterson def. The Mean Street Posse Jeff Jarrett def. Val Venis Steve Austin, The Rock, & Vince McMahon def. The Undertaker, Triple H, & Shane McMahon May 8, 2000 Edge & Christian def. The Acolytes by DQ; Tag Title Match Chris Jericho def. Kurt Angle; IC Title Match The Dudley Boyz def. Gerald Brisco & T&A in handicap, tables match Chris Jericho def. The Big Show by count out; IC Title Match Too Cool def. The Big Bossman & Bull Buchanan The Hardy Boyz def. Dean Malenko & Perry Saturn Rikishi Phatu def. Pat Patterson by DQ Chris Benoit def. Chris Jericho to win the Intercontinental Title; Triple H, Special Guest Referee May 7, 2001 Bradshaw def. Kurt Angle by count out Edge & Christian, & Rhyno def. The Hardy Boyz & Eddie Guerrero Jerry Lynn def. Grand Master Sexy, Taka Michinoku, and Crash (pinned) in a fatal four-way; LHW Title Match Chris Jericho def. William Regal in a Steel Cage Match Lita def. Molly Holly The Dudley Boyz def. X-Factor Steve Austin def. Rikishi May 6, 2002 Jazz def. Trish Stratus in a No DQ Match; Women’s Title Match Hardcore Crap Segment: Steven Richards retains after a bunch of title changes William Regal def. Spike Dudley to win the European Title Brock Lesnar def. Shawn Stasiak Rob Van Dam & Jeff Hardy def. Eddie Guerrero & Booker T n.W.o. NC Ric Flair, Steve Austin, & Bradshaw

How could he not tell it was him?? Here was a recap of the match done by G.P. Ryan (a recapper on thesmarks.com at one time) on the RSPW message boards back in '97: Crush (w/Faarooq, Savio and PG-13) vs. 3 Jobbers Crush hits jabrone #1 with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, press slam gutbuster for the pin at 0:28. Jobber #2 tries to get a response from the crowd and utterly fails. The jobber goes for a turnaround moonsault bodyblock and Crush dumps him awkwardly on the mat. A takeover suplex, 3 legdrops and a heart punch put him away at about 1:17. Number 3 comes out in a Packers coat and nylon mask. He grabs Crush and delivers a tiger bomb for the pin in 10 seconds. Who, oh who, could it be? Not Neidhart, but Ahmed. Quelle surprise. WINNER: Ahmed Johnson 1/2* Well I guess it sounds like he had his whole body was covered so maybe it was possible you couldn't tell it was him. They should have brought back Ahmed as Mr. America.

There was no '98 show this week due to the NBA Playoffs. May 6, 1999 Raven & Saturn def. Scotty Riggs & Mike Enos Rick Steiner def. Erik Watts Horace & Brian Adams def. Disorderly Conduct Rey Misterio Jr. def. Kanyon Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko def. The Texas Hangmen May 10, 2000 Chris Candido def. Crowbar; CW Title Match Terry Funk def. Harlem Heat 2000 in a hardcore handicap match; HC Title Match Shawn Stasiak def. Lash Leroux Rhonda Sing def. Elizabeth by DQ Terry Funk def. Chuck Palumbo; HC Title Match The Filthy Animals def. Horace in a handicap match David Flair def. Arn Anderson Mike Awesome def. Sting in an Ambulance Match

From Bob Barnett's latest column at bobbarnett.com: "The increasingly insane Vince McMahon has apparently decided to let go Molly Holly. The last thing this company needs is a woman who was actually over because she wasn't a non-wrestling bimb-right Vince? Almost everyone leaving the company now is privately ripping Vince, Big Steph, and Cripple HGH, despite the public proclamations of "Thanks for everything!"" No site is reporting this but I've seen this on a couple of other message boards. So just wait and see before the bitching begins.

The Lions have new unis and they only difference is they've added some black and all it does is make them look like the Carolina Panthers. But now they have silver and black...Al Davis will sue them! http://www.detroitlions.com/news/index.cfm...?cont_id=177009

The last few weeks I've being doing the Nitro and Thunder review on the general wrestling board and when digging up the old results, especially from 2000, I can definently say the WWE is still better than what WCW was that point. Seriously some matches it was a pain in the ass just to figure who the hell won the match because Russo would book matches without referees and have guys count for themselves. There was almost NEVER a match that would not end with a run-in. Also let us not forget David Arquette winning the title, not that anyone has. People who actually think the WWE is worse that what WCW was at that point just aren't thinking straight.

God people lighten up. Scotsman is not to be taken seriously and his site is pure comedy. If you wanna read some fucked up shit just go read the jokes people made about his unborn child but its not like he is offended because nothing is to be taken seriously. If you all are getting this bent out of shape over that article (which I wouldn't even consider the most offensive thing he's ever written) then definently don't read the message board there. The real retards aren't the people Scotsman was making fun of but the people who take it seriously.

Whoops I see someone alread did a topic on this earlier in the day but its already been buried down the list. Dug up the Heat spoilers and Molly did wrestle but I do seem to remember last year both Shawn Stasiak and Mr. Perfect had Heat matches the week they were released, so take that for what its worth.

Considering the money they sank into him don't be surprised if Scott Steiner wins it first, if they bring it back.

I think it was just a joke. I could see them doing a one-shot celebrity appearance but not to wrestle and Method Man is pretty damn funny so it probably wouldn't be all that bad.

Surprised no one has mentioned Wolverine vs. Hulk in Incredible Hulk #340.

On that subject how about the n.W.o. beat down of The Rock last year where he was first hit over the head a freakin' hammer, which would kill most people, and then having the diesel truck ram into the amublence The Rock was in. Of course he came back two weeks later with taped ribs. Oh and similar to that HHH getting dropped 30 feet or whatever it was in a car by Austin and coming back a week later.

The pompous asshole from the Comedy Channel who has his own talk show treated it as a joke. Which Pompous asshole? The Daily Show IS a comedy news show so nothing is treated seriously nor should it be. Its just a spoof on the news so I wouldn't get worked up about it.

Like they took it to the "other level" the past two years? The Spurs are pussies, for lack of a better term, and will be beaten by The Lakers in probably 5 games. They might get lucky and take it to six. BWAHAHAHAHA Yes the same "pussies" who whooped the Lakers 4-0 this year.

I think I have that tape....ah yes "Bacon Stripped Cooters Spewing on Confused Teenagers #4". A bargain at $29.95.

They should bring back Brian Lawler, claiming to be JR's son. This would lead to HILARITY~ with Ross and Lawler feuding and eventually the climatic "Jerk Off Match" where Ross and Lawler spread their DNA in a little cup to find out who's son he really is. Or maybe not.

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Well it was my actual hometown but it was the next town over and I lived there for a few years, but Livermore, CA is Randy Johnson's hometown. My actual hometown, Pleasanton, former Denver Broncos defensive tackle Greg Kragen is from there.

Rattay played well when he filled in for Garcia in a couple of games last year so he has the #2 spot pretty securely. They want to see more of Doman and let's not forget Cade McNown is still on the roster but maybe he'll be a June 1st cut. If I had to take a guess, I think Dorsey will spend the year on the practice squad.

Wow...just wow.

Oh and another thing...I see Bradshaw has signed up to thesmartmarks message boards from the way this guy writes. Hi Mr. Bradshaw...you suck...BITCH! LOL2003

Why wouldn't we diss them to their face? Well because I'd say the majority of us do a lot of in good fun or even we mean what we say wrestling and our hatred for particular wrestle doesn't control our lives. When I'm going about my everyday life I could give a shit about HHH or even someone I like such as Booker T because wrestling isn't my life. If I ever saw HHH in person I wouldn't say a thing because I'd just assume he'd rather not be bothered and I would do the same to any athlete I ever see in person whether I liked them or not.

Wait topic based on Bradshaw and Billy Gunn and there have been ZERO anal sex jokes? I'm serverly dissapointed.

That's if they don't fold the league after this season which is a possibility. Why are they gonna do that? (if it happens) Well when the war broke out and there was talk about moving the league to Florida fo the year, on ESPN it was either John Clayton or Chris Mortenson who said that the there are owners who want to get rid of it as the league is losing money and that they even considered getting rid of it this year.

Los Guerreros vs. Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore Big Show vs. Funaki Chirs Benoit & Rhyno vs. Johnny Stamboli & Chuck Palumbo Team Angle vs. John Walters & Eric Stevens (yup a jobber match on SD!) Torrie Wilson & Sable vs. Dawn Marie & Nidia