Bored

I've never watched Buffy so The Critic wins by default for me. Oh and people...sarcasm, ever heard of it? Mr. Show still rules all though...BITCH! LOL2003 Fuck it...I'm gonna go back and edit my first post and explain my pics...because I'm Bored.

Yeah, it's the same guy. All right cool...when I was researching the results I found three different sources and only one them listed Tajiri and the other two just had a "?" mark. Guess maybe his name was never announced.

Damnit screw all you people picking The Shield over Mr. Show. Oooo wow they swear on cable, big deal! Ronnie Dobbs rules all you bitches! Yes I know not everyone gets HBO and Mr. Show isn't on the air anymore but fuck em' all!

God damnit screw them...who represents us Athiests?

Damn I can't believe how many of these shows I've never heard of or never watched. Guess I don't watch as much t.v. as I thought. The Ben Stiller Show (I think MSTK3000 could be a bit boring) Chapelle's Show (Never seen Pen&Teller's show or heard of it before it was posted here) The Critic (Never watched Buffy) South Park (Now All in the Family is the far more significant show but before my time and I've seen one full episode of it in my entire life and that was in a Social Anthropology class) Monty Python (Anyone who votes Salute your Shorts is a moron...there ya go) Twin Peaks (never heard of the other show) Roseanne (never heard of the other show) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (sorta tough call but Comedy Central presents is good based on who is actually performing) Angel (never seen either show but I've heard of Angel) Mr. Show with Bob and David (BEST SHOW EVER...SCREW YOU ALL!) Saturday Night Live (Didn't see enough of Norm) 24 (Single Guy? Wow the hell would anyone for that piece of shit?) Law And Order (Never watched King of Queens) Married With Children (Never watched Oz) A-Team (flip a coin here...but Hasselhoff is a douche) Ultimate Muscle (uhhhh huh? I remember Hey Dude was some lame Nickolodeon show so I just went with the other) Ali-G (Never heard of the other show) Family Buisness (Never heard of either of these shows) The Osbournes (Anoter lame Nick show so Osbournes by default) Barney Miller (Never heard of the other show) The Sopranos (God why the hell put Sopranos and ER in the 1st round together. Sopranos still wins hands down but come on.) NYPD: Blue (Never watched Smallville) Scrubs (I've seen a couple of episodes and its kinda funny but I avoid most network shows now) The Wonder Years (I love Jackass but this isn't even a contest) Rockford Files (Star Trek never stood a chance) Newsradio (Do I really have to explain?) Cheers (Still watch the old shows on Nick at Nite) Seinfeld (Loved Family Guy but Seinfeld is a better show) Three's Company (Friends is the worst show on television hands down) Fraiser (I never really liked Futurama and I used to find Frasier funny before Niles and Daffney hooked up) The Bob Newhardt Show (I at least remember watching Newhardt and one of the best final episodes to a series ever) The Simpsons (already been commented on why you would put these two in the 1st round but Simpsons is more cotemporary)

With the subject of rookies here's a question to throw out there. Should players who have already played professionally in other countries be eligible for Rookie of the Year? I say no. Considering Hideo Nomo, Kazuhiro Sasaki, Ichiro Suzuki, and now Hideki Matsui "rookies" is laughable. Japanese professional baseball is highly competitive and these players have already played professional level competition.

About four more hours before the Rams' pick goes up for grabs. I'll throw E.J. Henderson out there as someone to use for that pick if the person picking for the Rams doesn't show up.

Thus why the division still sucks today. Well it would be a week later where Dean would carry Scotty to a **** match at Backlash and win the title.

I'll do it! Well I wouldn't call myself a historian but I could definently dig up results on all of them. In fact next Monday it will be six years to the day of a very infamous Raw.

Hey I like these little result based topics...in fact mind if I highjack the idea for Raw next week?

People the unifrom lawsuit talk started in '98 so it has nothing to do with the Super Bowl, not that it makes it any less ridiculous. Yes I did live in the Bay Area all my life until last November and I was basically summing up that lawsuit. Yes I know the terms of it but Al Davis also outpriced his fans by having the most expensive tickets in the league and PSLs that weren't lifetime and that's why that hadn't been selling out. Al also under estimated how many people in the area said "fuck you" to the Raiders after they left Oakland the first time and didn't want them back. Al screwed himself in the end.

I say just have Arizona pick Carson Palmer because it makes sense since they do have a veteran qb in Jeff Blake for him to play behind his first year. They are in desperate need of wideout help but they could always end up possibly drafting Roy Williams next year and Rogers and Johnson are already gone.

d'oh...ignore

I don't know why but Dean bringing up the classic Juventud vs. Reiss matches made me spit out and snort 7-Up and nearly puke Ruffles sour cream & onion chips. Oh and here are THE lyrics to The Big Show song or whatever: Welll - Well it's The Big Show Yes it's a big bad show tonight.. dawg - (ohhh) Yeah it’s the Big Show Come on - Crank it up and turn on all the lights.. y'all - (ohhh) Well get ready for something That you'll never know You won't see it comin' But I promise you'll know The Big Show I just took it off some random lyric site thus guarenteeing that half of it is wrong.

Wanna talk overrated I will laugh at any team that buys into the hype of Kyle Boller. I know college success or lack their of isn't the biggest factor in a player's success in the NFL but Boller was a mediocre to bad quarterback his first three years at Cal. He did have a good senior year but for this guy to go from being a late round pick at best to possibly a top 10 pick and even ahead of Byron Leftwich is laughable. No way Boller becomes anything more than a decent back-up qb in the NFL.

I used a combination of both with the Cowboys. I was tempted to take Palmer since he was unexpectedly there and obviously the Cowboys qb situation is not good. Knowing Parcells I think he'd rather take a guy who has dominant pass rusher for the next 15 years written all over him than a quarterback which your always taking a chance on and I also think Suggs is about as much of a can't miss in the entire draft. Obviously the guy taking Leftwich at #4 was picking who he'd want because no way the Bears take him that high. Maybe if they traded down they would. I guess its just up to you.

Well whatever no one enjoyed it so get over it.

This is actually old news as this came up with the Bucs debuted their new uniforms in '97. The Raiders are currently now involved in a trial about the NFL and the city of Oakland of essentially tricking them into moving back to Oakland. I shit you not. Raider fans continue to blindly support this moron as well even though he doesn't even respect their loyalty. Its like a beaten wife who keeps going back to their husband.

Well your act would have been funny if, ya know, the material had actually been funny but it was lame and boring so people got sick of it. I don't think comedy writing is in your future, sorry. So moving along with myself taking over the Dallas Cowboys pick: With the 5th pick in 2003 NFL Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...Terrell Suggs, Defensive End from Arizona St.

The really story here is why in the world is someone watching Walker Texas Ranger?

Ya only vets like Undertaker deserve limos and first class tickets. Don't that boy know better!

Oh for fuck sakes. How the hell is he going to hide the damned fact that it is him? Hm? Do tell me~! It's going to be kinda hard when the ol' guy goes for the Leg Drop Of Doom~! that nobody will not know who the hell it is. Well I'd assume the WWE would be smart enough to have Hogan wear a full-body costume and not do his leg drop finisher but maybe I'd be giving WWE too much credit. Maybe the'll end the piledriver ban for Hogan only and call it the AmercianDriver or OldManDriver '03.

Hmmm I already suggested this is the Spike TV thread but because of this thread I got to thinking this slogan might be better for this forum: TheSmartMarks Forums: We Got Cock!

Even though I'm a 49er fan I'll take the Cowboys, what the hell. I can be impartial in a mock draft and well...I'm Bored.

Uh get a sense of uh humor....BITCH! LOL2003 I have a very good sense of humor. However, you can only laugh at a dead horse getting bludgeoned for so long. yea but i guarantee that horse gets a headstart in all its races, bc the other hroses arent at his "level".And when the race is fixed, the horse will only lose to his best friends....yea, im pretty tired, and making a HHH-horse analogy just seemed like a good idea Well if HHH is truly a horse they should have shot him when he tore his quad.