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"In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na..." "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Emerging through The Upstarts' seperate entrance way on the stage, the two-time World Tag Team Champions The Global Party Exchange stop side by side, smirking at the negative Nova Scotia reaction. Fellow Upstart Jamie O'Hara follows The GPX out, as they begin to stride confidently down the aisle. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your Thirty Minute IronTag Match for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships! In this match, the team that scores the most falls in the thirty minute time period, be they by pinfall, submission, countout or disqualification, will be crowned the World Tag Team Champions! Introducing first, the challengers. Being accompanied to the ring by JAMIE O'HARA! At a combined weight of four hundred, seven pounds...the former, two-time, OAOAST Tag Team Champions... JOHNNY JAX... SCOTTY STATIC... THE GLLOOOOOBBAAAALLL PPAAAARRRRTTYYY EEEEXXXCCHHAAAAANNGGEEEEEEEE!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Entering the ring, the trio of Jax, Static and O'Hara congregate on one side of the ring. Jax and Static climb up adjacent turnbuckles and raise their arms in the air, as O'Hara points a finger up to both GPXers. COACH (jumping out of his seat) YEAH! DA'S RIGHT~! CABOOSE For the love of God calm yourself down and shut yourself up. Now. COLE The Global Party Exchange know what it's like to be the Tag Team Champions, but they haven't tasted that gold for some time now. They're still searching for their third reign as Tag Champs and have been doing their best to make the Champions' lives hell ever since they lost at World Without End, in order to goad them into a second title match tonight. They have cost Leon Rodez the World and X-Division Titles in the past two weeks alone. So they may just have something coming to them, tonight. CABOOSE Oh, believe me, I'm counting on it. BUFFER And, the opponents... Cue the drumroll, as "Beverly Hills" by Weezer starts up bringing the crowd to their feet. The fans clap along with the song as Leon Rodez is first to emerge from The Originals' entrance, closely followed by Zack Malibu and of course, Candie bringing up the rear. And what a rear LOL2005. Rodez does a quick 360 on the ramp with a beaming smile on his face, showing off his glistening canary yellow robe to all. Behind him, Zack wraps an arm around Candie, who pats his World Tag Title belt. "BEVERLY HILLS, THAT WHERE I WANT TO BE! LIVIN' IN BEVERLY HILLS BEVERLY HILLS, ROLLIN' LIKE A CELEBRITY! LIVIN' IN BEVERLY HILLS" BUFFER Accompanied to the ring by CANDIE! Hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan and Providence, Rhode Island respectively...they weigh in at a total combined weight of four hundred, twenty eight pounds. The reigning, defending, OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... "SILKY SMOOTH" LEON RODEZ... ZACK MALIBU... THE UUSSSSSUUUUAAAAAAALLL SSSSUUUUUSSSSSPPEEEEECCTTSSSSSSS!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Reaching the ring, Rodez does a quick Candido strut™ down the length of the ring. Zack and Candie stroll a few strides behind, while Leon leaps into the ring and squares up to the challengers w/associate. The three on one odds don't phase Rodez, as Zack enters the ring behind him and the assigned referee Brian Hebner keeps the two teams apart. COLE A lot of combustable elements in that ring tonight. No love lost between these two teams, that's for sure. Trying to gain order as soon as possible, Hebner quickly orders Candie and O'Hara to leave the ring. Rodez and Zack meanwhile go into conference as they remove their Tag Titles, talking over last minute strategy. The GPX briefly do the same across the ring. As all this is happening meanwhile, a timer appears in the bottom right of the screen signalling the 30:00 limit on the match. All seems to be sorted now and both teams are ready, with Rodez elected to start for the champions, while Johnny Jax kicks things off for The GPX. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell rings and immediately, the timer begins to tick down. 29:59. 29:58. 29:57. You get the idea. It's like a clock, see. While the timer on the big screen has started meanwhile, Leon Rodez's watch hasn't. Possibly because it's actually wristtape...who knows? But his attempt to start it fails though, so he shrugs and decides to get on with the match. *SLAP!* Jax is already a step ahead though, slapping the taste out of Rodez's mouth as he steps forward! On the floor, O'Hara is in hysterics, as Jax is all like 'whassup now, dawg'. So Rodez responds by...locking Jax in a side headlock and taking him over to the canvas. COACH The hell is that? COLE Well, this match will go 30 minutes Coach. No point in coming out in top gear and wasting your energy right at the start. Keeping the headlock applied, Rodez rolls through and over Jax, then pulls Jax back up. Jax quickly fires off a shot to the gut of Rodez though. And another. But Rodez responds with another quick side headlock takedown, again rolling through and again dragging up Jax from the mat and with the headlock still applied. To his feet, Jax goes to the gut. And again. And a third time, finally breaking the headlock. Free at last, Jax takes advantage of it, hitting the ropes and firing off a clotheli...NO! Rodez ducks...and takes Jax over with another side headlock! Static fumes on the apron while Jax fumes on the canvas, slamming his fists into the canvas in frustration. Which Rodez cheekily tells Hebner is a tapout, but unfortunately Hebner isn't blind or stupid. Rodez settles for just wrenching on the headlock then. Pushing himself to his knees, Jax begins to fight back to his feet and pulls Rodez back with him into the ropes, right beside Static who slaps his partner on the back as he sends Rodez off across the ring. COLE Blind tag from The GPX! Great tag team wrestling from the challengers... As Rodez hits the opposite ropes and rebounds, Jax leapfrogs him sending him right into Scotty Static's path. But Rodez skids to a halt and boots Static in the gut before he can do a thing! Turning around, Rodez then boots Jax as well, before applying the headlock again. Standing in front of this, Brian Hebner quickly informs Rodez that Static is now the legal man. So, Rodez grabs a headlock on Static too! Both GPXers are under control as Rodez jumps up...with a headlock on both men though, Rodez can't take either other. That allows The GPX to catch Rodez in mid-leap and set him for a double back suple... ...NO, Rodez floats over, just as Zack enters the ring and charges through The GPX with a double clothesline! Both of the challengers quickly roll the hell out of the ring to regain their bearings, as Zack and Rodez exchange a high-five...and a hug, which Zack is a little taken aback by. COLE ...and great tag team wrestling from the Champions also! For a team originally thrown together by chance, Zack and Leon have developed into a great tag team combination. CABOOSE Although it pains me to admit it, you're right. I'm surprised Zack is getting along with this oddball as well as he is. On the outside, The GPX regroup with O'Hara... "UP - STARTS SUCK!" "UP - STARTS SUCK!" "UP - STARTS SUCK!" "UP - STARTS SUCK!" ...and the fans let them know exactly what they think of them. That doesn't bother the challengers too much though and after a quick group huddle and a rousing cry of "TEAM!", Static rolls back into the ring. Striding forwards, Static then sizes up to Rodez and encourages him on. Rodez holds up a hand telling him to pause though, before backtracking and holding out a hand, which Zack promptly tags. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd pop for the OAOAST's one and only Franchise, as he enters the ring with a wry smile on his face. Static scowls at the reaction Zack gets enviously. But he soon shrugs that off and we're ready to go again as Zack and Static square off, before locking up in the centre of the ring. A brief struggle ends with Zack applying a side headlock. Rodez applauds the move, trying to convince the first two rows that "I taught him that". Meanwhile, Zack wrenches on the headlock until Static begins to show some resistance, taking another page out of Rodez's book and going for the takedown...but Static blocks. The Franchise ends up on hands and knees, pausing in confusion momentarily, long enough for Static to tumble over with an Oklahoma Roll... 1... 2... Zack kicks out and away, rolling to his feet in the corner. COLE Notice, Zack very cautious to begin with. This first fall is always such a crucial fall in Iron Man Matches. Static gleefully tells Zack just how close he came to getting pinned, as the OAOAST's favourite father to be gets his head straight in the corner. Zack and Static then lock up again. Strongest of the two, Zack pushes Static back into the corner and holds his head back, while Hebner orders a break. Giving the break on 4, Zack slowls backs away, but Static tries to catch him with a cheapshot. Zack blocks though, swatting away the arm and hitting Static with a Corner Dropsault! Landing on his feet, Zack then charges with the shoulder...but Static moves and Zack clatters shoulder first into the ringpost! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Nobody home! And Zack could have dislocated his shoulder very easily on that charge! CABOOSE Which'd make the next 27 or so minutes rather uncomfortable, to say the least. A concerned Candie rushes over to check on Zack, who remains slumped over the middle turnbuckle. Meanwhile, Static tags in Johnny Jax. Running down the apron, Jax wastes no time in grabbing Zack's arm and wrapping in back around the ring post! And a second time! Zack howls in pain, as Jax then takes the arm and leaps off the apron, snapping the arm across the middle rope! Zack rolls away clutching his arm, as O'Hara and Jax exchange a high-five on the floor. But in the meantime, Zack is desperately trying to get over to his corner and make the tag. Luckily, one of The GPX is alert, Johnny Jax quickly running into the ring and booting Zack in the back of the head before leaving the ring again just as quickly. Leon protests, but Hebner just asks him to calm down. "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" Static rolls back into the ring and sneers at the crowd, as he boots Zack. Another boot connects before Static goes back to the arm, pulling The Franchise up to his knees before slamming him arm-first back down to the mat. Static follows that up with another quick boot, as Rodez can only watch on in despair. COLE The GPX are playing this well, capitalizing on the weakened state of Zack's shoulder, and persistence like that is what leads to a payoff...in this case the World Tag Team Titles! Static leads Zack to his feet, then quickly takes the wrist and wrenches the arm, yanking on it to tear it from it's socket and further injure Zack's bruised shoulder. Scotty wrenches a second time, but this time Malibu fights through, quickly countering by twisting Scotty's arm and then snapping him to the canvas with a Russian Legsweep! Zack quickly rolls to his corner and tags in Rodez, then turns to Static, who starts to sit up...and delivers a running soccer kick to the back! A sharp pain races up his spine, and Scotty cringes as he gets to his feet, only to be rocked with an inverted atomic drop by Zack just as the five seconds allowed for a double team expires. Static reels, and Zack drops and rolls out of the ring, leaving the stunned Upstart to get caught with a diving huracanrana from the Silky Smooth One, as he leaps from the top rope and takes Scotty over! Static rolls near the ropes, and Rodez readies himself for action...until Jamie O'Hara reaches in and drags Scotty out by the ankle, sparing him from the momentum that the champions have gained in the past several moments! CABOOSE In a match where every second counts, the GPX are doing their best to halt the efforts of the Usual...LOOK OUT BELOW~! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The crowd explodes, as Rodez, undaunted by O'Hara's "save", dives over the ropes with a corkscrew bodypress onto both his legal opponent as well as the cornerman, O'Hara! Scotty is quickly put back between the ropes, but after Leon sends him in, he's yanked off the apron by Jax! Static keeps Hebner busy by feigning grogginess, and using the ref as an aid in getting to his feet, but when Jax doubles Leon over and sets him in a standing headscissors, he finds himself backdropped onto the ringside floor! The fans applaud the escape, and Leon takes a breath before turning around...only to get BLASTED by a running flip senton by newcomer O'Hara! The cocky youngster pounds his chest and stares into the sea of fans with a smug look across his face before tossing Leon back into the ring, where a rested Static awaits. COLE The three on two situation has already become a factor here in the early going, and normally even Candie would be of some assistance, but I'm shocked to even see her out here in her pregnant state. CABOOSE As am I. I know she loves her man and supports the champions, but knowing what the Upstarts are capable of, it's a greater risk than usual. Leon comes up to his feet, but when he does he's caught off guard with a European uppercut that knocks him against the ropes. He's then shot across the ring by Static and pulled up into a tilt-a-whirl, but Leon manages to spin out of Static's planned offense and pull him to the canvas with a crucifix! UNO! DOS! DOS! Two is all it is, as Static escapes the crucifix, and grabs Leon and cracks his head over his shoulder with a hangman's neckbreaker as they're both coming to! Scotty starts stomping Leon down, drawing a large amount of boos from the crowd, and then follows up by leaping into the air and dropping a knee across his throat! As Leon gasps and gags, Scotty moves towards his corner and makes the tag to Jax before returning to his opponent and shooting him into the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a backbreaker, but he leaves him draped across his knee, allowing Jax to enter the ring via flying elbowdrop that folds Leon's body over! COACH Double trouble on the real! CABOOSE What!? COLE I think that was ebonic praise. CABOOSE Oh. Static exits the ring without any argument, while Jax bounces off the ropes and falls forward, dropping an elbow across the back of Leon's neck. He rolls Rodez over and covers, but then quickly pushes up off the canvas and turns to the corner of the Suspects. Glaring at Malibu, Jax brings Rodez up to his feet, but then lets go and rushes the corner, nailing Malibu with a cheap shot! Zack reels as Jax cowardly backs away, and then takes full advantage of the situation when Malibu tries enter the ring. Hebner gets caught up with Malibu's attempted entry, and this allows Static to aid his partner, as Jax catapults Leon towards the corner, only for Scotty to run in and blast him with a lariat, sending him falling backwards onto Jax's exposed knees! COLE Another double-team tactic by the GPX drains Rodez of his energy, and leads the challengers closer to gaining the first fall of this contest! Jax gets up and stands over Rodez, but as he and Scotty loom over the fallen champion, Hebner turns around and catches them in the act! He goes to usher Scotty out of the ring, but Jax claims that he made a tag, and that Scotty is the one who belongs in the ring. Hebner doesn't believe him, but ushers him out of the ring anyways, leaving Static to deal with Rodez. He brings Leon up and drives two forearms across his face, then leads him to the GPX corner and tags Jax back in. Together they send Rodez into the ropes, pressing him up into the air on the rebound...AND THEN THEY HURL HIM OVER THE ROPES OUT ONTO THE RAMP! *THUD!* COLE My God! Leon Rodez was just slammed hard on the raised rampway! Zack looks on in concern for his partner, watching him reel on the rampway. He goes to check on him, only to notice Jax racing across the ring and leaping onto the top rope...but Zack pushes him off before he can complete the springboard! Jax lands on his feet and takes a shot at Zack over the ropes, but Malibu ducks it and nails him with a shoulderblock through the ropes. He then slingshots himself into the ring, scissoring Jax's head as he lands, and brings Johnny up onto his shoulders, racing across the ring with him in his arms before planting him with a running sitout powerbomb! COACH That's not legal, Hebner! I watch enough Law & Order to know that! CABOOSE OK, Coach, you really need to know something about your sense of humor. It might help you in the long run. COACH What's that? CABOOSE YOU TRY TOO HARD. Coach, for once in his life, is right about Hebner not being cool with Zack's intrusion, as he orders the Preppy One back out onto the apron. Zack obliges, having bought his team enough time that Rodez could recover. COLE Zack's emotions are getting the better of him in this feud, and that's apparent. You can't blame him after everything the GPX has put him through in the last six months. CABOOSE He should just be thankful that Hebner didn't DQ the team for not adhering to the five second rule. COACH Hebner would have DQ'd them for eating food off the floor? CABOOSE What did I just say? Rodez lingers into the ring, his back still sore from the throw. A weary Jax is just coming to after being drilled with the powerbomb from Malibu, and as he does Rodez brings the match back to a slow pace, grabbing a side headlock! He wrenches Johnny's head, but Jax manages to slip his head out, and then spins Leon around, driving his boot into Rodez's stomach. He lifts him off the mat for a powerbomb, but Leon slips out, landing on his feet, and then blasts Johnny with a chop! And another! And another! He backs Johnny to the ropes and then fires him into the far side with an Irish whip, but Jax reverses the momentum and sends Leon in, catching him on his way back with a sleeperhold! COLE Good move by Jax here to slow the pace down. CABOOSE I've got to agree. The whole purpose of an Iron Man, or in this case an Iron Tag match is to see who can endure it the most, not who can gain the most falls. If the GPX can keep the Suspects at bay long enough to let time dwindle down and get just one pin, submission, or what have you in, that's all they need. Jax keeps the hold locked on tight, and with Rodez caught in the middle of the ring, he's got no mean to break. Hebner keeps an eye on them both, watching as Leon struggles to free himself, to no avail. COLE We might see the first fall of the match take place right here, because it looks like Leon is fading fast! Rodez continues to struggle, but he's forced down to one knee by Jax, who snickers as he keeps the pressure on. Referee Hebner looks on, and noticing that Rodez's eyelids are getting heavy, he takes Rodez by the wrist and raises his arm up once...only to watch it fall right back down! CABOOSE You're right Cole, Rodez is going out! Hebner raises the arm a second time, and it falls...but not all the way down, as Rodez quickly stops his arm from dropping. He pushes up, getting to his feet, and then spins to the side, ramming his elbow into Jax's ribcage repeatedly until the cocky Upstart is forced to break! With Jax stunned, Leon shoots him to the ropes, and catches him on the rebound with...A SLEEPERHOLD! COLE Turnabout is fair play! The crowd roars as Leon locks on the same hold that almost did him in, and Jax squirms around in panic, trying to free himself! CABOOSE Going by my watch, we've just closed in on twelve minutes, so the halfway point is almost here. Whatever team can get the first fall, if they can keep the other team at bay and slow the pace, they could walk out of here with a one fall win. It could be all that's needed! Jax tries to get free, and copies Leon's earlier tactic, twisting to his side and ramming his elbow into the stomach of Rodez. Leon doubles over, and the more powerful of the two GPX members then lifts him up across his shoulders and jumps backwards, crushing the Silky Smooth Superstar with a Samoan Drop! With his foe down, Jax tags in the fresh man, and Static enters by running towards Leon's fallen body and dropping a leg across his throat! He then brings Leon to his feet and drives a knee into his gut, then a second one, and then fires himself into the ropes again, bouncing back and grabbing Leon's head, twisting around in the air before spiking him with a DD...NO! Leon shoves Scotty away, and then charges with a lariat...BUT GETS BACKDROPPED OVER THE ROPES! Leon lands on his feet and reaches in, yanking Scotty down to the canvas before springboarding off the top rope and into the ring with a springboard version of his patented 450 Splash...but Scotty gets the knees up...SO LEON LANDS ON HIS FEET! COLE He countered the counter! Leon runs the ropes, hopping over Static, who rolls onto his stomach and stay low. Leon rebounds again, and this time Scotty springs up and leapfrogs over him, but after the leap Leon stops short and spins Scotty around and hiptosses him to the canvas! Scotty gets up and steps back, but Leon is in pursuit, grabbing him by the wrist and sending him across the ring to the corner! Leon follows right behind, and when Scotty uses the momentum to jump up onto the second rope, Leon yanks him down by the waistband, rams his head into the turnbuckle, and then holds him in a front facelock. Leon then hops up onto the ropes and twirls his finger in the air, and the crowd goes wild as he kicks off the turnbuckles and swings around, spiking Static with a Tornado...NO! Scotty puts on the brakes, and then hurls Leon over his head, UPSIDE DOWN INTO THE TURNBUCKLES with a release Northern Lights Suplex! COACH Yeee-ouch! That sucka got tossed and mighta cracked his hat rack! CABOOSE Do you realize you take the Civil Rights movement back several steps every time you speak? Malibu and Candie look on in concern, as Static gets up and wraps Leon's legs around the top turnbuckle, trapping him in a Tree of Woe! He then moves across the ring to the opposite corner and charges, sliding towards Leon's face with a baseball slide, and drilling his feet into his cheek! Leon falls off the ropes and lands with his face smacking the canvas, and Static rolls him over, hooking a leg in an effort to secure the first victory of the IronTag match for his team! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CABOOSE We're coming up on the halfway point right now guys. These two teams have gone through a lot in the last fifteen minutes. COLE We started with a slow pace, but that has picked up tenfold, especially in the last several minutes. The time has flown, and we're slowly easing into crunch time. Static picks Leon up, but as he does Leon takes him down and cradles him in a small package, stunning him with his own pin attempt! COLE THIS COULD BE IT! ONE! TWO! NO! Static kicks out, and as the two get up they both deliver clotheslines, and wipe each other out! CABOOSE The GPX have done a wonderful job in keeping Leon Rodez busy, and distracting him from making a tag to Zack. One of the main points in this match is that in a tag team situation, you always have the fresh man on the apron...however it's that elusive tag that needs to be made. Static and Jax have done a hell of a job wearing the youngster out, and unless he can get Malibu in the ring sometime soon, he's going to succumb to the two Upstarts. Leon rolls onto his stomach and looks up, seeing his partner leaning in and calling for the tag. Rodez starts towards him, moving slowly, but as he inches towards the corner, Static rolls over and pushes himself up onto both knees...and he lunges forward, grabbing Leon by the ankle! COLE C'mon Leon, fight him off! Rodez tries to kick off, but Static keeps a firm clutch around the ankle, preventing him from tagging in The Franchise of the OAOAST. Rodez hops up onto his free foot, hoping to hop out of Static's grip, but Static voluntarily lets go, and quickly hooks a rear waistlock, then tosses Rodez overhead with a release Ger...NO! Rodez counters again, landing on his feet, but when he spins Static around he catches a kick to the stomach and is lifted up for a powerb...NO! He blocks that by slipping out, but as he catches his fall, Static catches him off guard, and butterflies his arms before lifting him up vertically and sending him headfirst into the canvas with his patented Spiked Punch brainbuster! COLE Ooooooooooooooooooh! CABOOSE Butterfly Brainbuster, known as the Spiked Punch, and I hate to say it, but I think the GPX have just gotten the first pinfall in this contest! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the first fall, The GLOBAL PARTY EXCHANGE! The score is now 1-0 in the favor of the GPX! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- First Fall:GPX Scotty Static pins Leon Rodez with Spiked Punch at 16:49 GPX-1, Suspects-0 Time remaining: 13:11 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The crowd boos loudly, as Jax snickers on the apron and O'Hara bounces up and down like Tigger on speed at ringside. Static sits up and rolls to his corner, tagging in Jax, who comes in and quickly starts putting the boots to Rodez before dropping to his knees and wrapping his hands around Leon's throat, choking him out! COLE Oh yeah, now that's a smart move...get disqualified as soon as you get the advantage! That doesn't happen, as Jax releases the choke when Hebner protests it, however he does stretch across Rodez and hook a leg, going for the GPX's second fall! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! KICKOUT! COACH Well, I didn't expect that! Malibu breathes a sigh of relief, but Jax is angered by Leon's kickout. Thinking the count may have been too slow, he covers again, and both watches and counts along with Hebner as he pins Leon's shoulders to the canvas. ONE! TWO! T-KICKOUT! Jax's eyes widen, and he gets up off Rodez and looks around, then points a finger at Hebner, complaining about the count! Hebner tells him that he just counted along with him, so how can there be anything wrong with it? Jax says to forget it and turns his attention back to the worn and wounded co-champion, blasting him with a right hand that staggers him during his recovery. Johnny fires off another one, and this one drops Leon to one knee. Jax then hits the ropes and comes off, charging fast towards Leon...but Rodez leaps up into the air and nails him with a desperation dropsault out of nowhere! CABOOSE Jax just took one on the chin, albeit differently than how our man Coach is used to! COACH Ye...HEY! Jax rubs his jaw as he comes up off the mat, and notices Rodez struggling to reach his corner. He gets to his feet and charges, blasting Leon across the back of the neck with a forearm, and then carries him over for a back suplex...but Leon floats through, and then drops to all fours and crawls through Johnny's legs, lunging towards his corner and tagging in Malibu! COLE THE TAG HAS BEEN MADE! Malibu wastes no time, slingshotting in over Johnny's head and rolling him up in a sunset flip, looking to tie things up! ONE! TW-NO! Johnny rolls backwards to escape the pinning predicament, and as he gets to his feet he hooks both of Zack's legs, yanking him up off the canvas and catapulting him over the top rope...BUT ZACK SKINS THE CAT~!, and as he floats back into the ring, he traps Johnny's head between his legs and pushes off the top rope, sending himself into rotation, going around and around Johnny's head like a human helicopter blade before snapping Jackson to the canvas! COLE Multiple revolution headscissor by the popular prep has Jax reeling! Johnny gets up quickly, but he's dazed, and Zack rushes to him and scoops him up across his shoulders, walking towards center ring where he begins spinning himself around again...and again...AND AGAIN...AND AGAIN~! CABOOSE Airplane spin! The crowd roars as Zack keeps going and going and going, dizzying himself and his opponent in the process! Having seen enough, Static rushes into the ring to save his partner...but Malibu sees it coming and times the next spin just right, cracking Static across the face with Jax's boots, and then he ceases the airplane spin, dumping Jax on top of Static for good measure before collapsing himself! COACH What an idiot! He took as much out of himself as he did the Jax-man! CABOOSE Wait, since when do YOU get off calling Zack Malibu an idiot? COACH Hey, you guys love him, maybe I just gotta shake things up a bit. Malibu shakes the cobwebs loose and comes to, just as the GPX is getting to their feet...and he blasts them with a double clothesline to put them back on their backs! Static rolls out of the ring to avoid any more damage, but when Malibu hits the ropes, he's tripped by Jamie O'Hara, who quickly spins around to face the crowd and feign innocence! COLE There's that numbers advantage they have, while time is ticking away here tonight! CABOOSE We're just past the 22 minute mark, and if the Suspects don't at least tie it up in the next few minutes, the GPX are walking out of the arena tonight sixteen pounds heavier, and it'll be because of the gold around their waist! Hebner shouts over the ropes at O'Hara, who turns around and acts like he has no idea what's going on. A frustrated Malibu gets up and moves towards the ropes, but Jax attacks from behind, and then sets Malibu up in a pumphandle position, pulling him onto his shoulders for the BEAT DROP...but Zack slips out and lands behind him! He takes Johnny's head in a rear inverted facelock, but before he can do anything besides hold Johnny still, Static comes running in...right into a kick to the stomach! Malibu uses his free arm to take him by the head, and now that he's got both GPX trapped, he drops to the mat, spiking each of their heads with a standard DDT and inverted DDT respectively~!~! COLE Double DDT to both Static and Jax! CABOOSE Now's the perfect time to cover! C'mon Zack! Malibu quickly hooks Jax's leg, and Static is in no shape to help his partner out! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! "Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" COLE Johnny Jax got his shoulder up at the last possible second! Malibu is going to have to keep the momentum going in his favor, he can't let the kickout take him off his game. Zack pulls Johnny up, allowing the cocky youngster to hobble on spaghetti legs as he's blasted with blistering chops from Zack! He takes Johnny and sends him in, but Johnny reverses, sending Malibu into the ropes...AND ZACK REBOUNDS WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO JOHNNY JAX~! Jax takes a flip bump off the move, landing hard face-first on the canvas, and Malibu senses that it could be enough to put him away! ONE! TWO! THREE...NO! ELBOW TO THE BACK OF ZACK'S HEAD BY STATIC BREAKS UP THE PIN! CABOOSE Dammit, get him out of there Hebner! Hebner chastises Scotty, ordering him out of the ring, but the official soon finds himself tossed aside, as Leon Rodez enters and starts pummelling Scotty with lefts and rights, trading hands as he connects with each jab before the series culminates in Static getting blasted with a discus clothesline! Leon then takes Static by the waistband and hurls him over the ropes, out onto the ramp, and now this leaves Jax all by his lonesome against both of the World Tag Team Champions! COLE The numbers are now, for once, in the favor of the Suspects! Together, Leon and Zack launch Johnny towards their corner, and the man known as "Jam" hits hard and slouches against the turnbuckles. Leon then takes his own partner and starts to whip him in, but Malibu swings around and it's Leon who is sent to the corner, crashing into Johnny with a diving corner splash! Leon then takes Johnny and crotches him on the top rope, and then motions for Malibu to charge him. Zack gets a full head of steam and races across the ring, right towards his partner, who cups his hands and elevates Zack up into the air, onto the shoulders of Johnny Jax so that he can be snapped back to the canvas with a SUPER HURACANRANA~! COACH DAYUM~! Malibu gets up, and quickly rushes the corner, tagging Leon in legally. Rodez then races across the apron to the opposite corner and climbs quickly, disregarding his normal play-to-the-crowd routine as he hits his patented 450 SPLASH with mere minutes left in the contest! CABOOSE Because The Lady Loves, and EVERYONE loves it here tonight, because the Usual Suspects are just three seconds away from tying this up! Leon covers Johnny, who has no wind left in him, making even something as simple as kicking out a major process! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! BUFFER Ladies and gentlmen, scoring their first pinfall of the contest, THE USUAL SUSPECTS! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Second Fall:The Usual Suspects Leon Rodez pins Johnny Jax with Becase The Lady Loves at 25:21 GPX-1, Suspects-1 Match is tied at one fall each. Time remaining: 4:39 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- COLE They did it! They have tied it up with just over four minutes left in this contest! CABOOSE If both of these teams can hang on, we're going to be going into Sudden Death, folks! COLE Four minutes left, with the teams tied at one fall apiece! It's going to come down to the wire! With Jax still gasping for air after being struck with the splash, Rodez moves out to the apron, and sets himself up to launch onto Jax yet again...but when he springboard up, he's yanked down to the apron by O'Hara, who has jumped up onto the apron with him! An eye rake follows, and Jamie quickly pulls Rodez into a standing headscissors despite the protests of referee Hebner...BUT HE'S THWARTED BY A RUNNING YAKUZA KICK BY ZACK THAT KNOCKS HIM TO THE FLOOR~! CABOOSE Good night, Jamie O'Hara! The newcomer rolls around in agony at ringside, as Zack exits the ring before Hebner needs to ask, allowing the referee to keep his attention on Rodez and Jax so that no pinfall attempts go unnoticed. Rodez rubs his eyes and regains 20/20 vision, and then proceeds to do what he does best, and that is fly into the ring with a springboard version of the 450, although this time he's unable to counter the block when Johnny Jax gets his knees up, and Rodez takes them both in the ribcage! COLE Leon Rodez could have finished Jax off right there, but Johnny did what he needed to do to prevent getting struck with another fatal move! As Rodez reels, Static starts climbing the corner, as he's not returned to his corner since getting tossed out to the ramp. He climbs up and turns to face the crowd, nodding his head before shouting "STATIC SHOCK" out to the crowd, who respond with jeers aplenty. Seeing this, Malibu shakes the ropes, looking to knock Scotty off balance, but when that doesn't work he races over and starts climbing the ropes, trading punches with Scotty Static! COLE Static's not even the legal man! Just let Hebner get him out of there! CABOOSE No, let Hebner do his job and keep an eye on Rodez and Jax! There's no time to waste, which is exactly what the GPX are trying to do! Malibu and Static brawl on the ropes, and Scotty keeps knocking Zack down, not letting him up on the ropes with him. Malibu reels from a punch that knocks him down to the ramp, then turns and races up the ropes again, this time grabbing Scotty by the legs and putting him across his shoulders, while sitting and facing the rampway. COLE What is he doing? CABOOSE He's...he's not going to do what I think he's going to do. With Scotty Static up on his shoulders, Malibu kicks off the turnbuckles, floating over through the air and crashing onto the raised rampway with Scotty Static now under him, crushing him with the HONOR ROLL~! CABOOSE YES HE IS GONNA DO WHAT I THINK HE IS~! HONOR ROLL ON THE RAMP~! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" The crowd is electric, watching as the small timer on the corner of the AngleTron has ticked down to just about two minutes now. In the ring, Rodez and Jax are both up on their feet trading chops. Leon stuns Johnny with a headbutt and then hits the ropes, but when he comes off Jax grabs him and spins over quickly, drilling Rodez with a brutal powerslam, staying atop him for the cover! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! KICKOUT! Jax pounds the mat in frustation, but as he looks up the ramp, not only does he see his partner in no shape to help out, but he sees the time ticking down. 1:58 1:57 1:56 COLE We're under two minutes, but all either one of these teams need are three seconds! Jax brings Leon up, but then sweeps his legs out from under him, driving the back of his head into the canvas with a quick STO takedown! Johnny then starts stomping away, making sure that Leon stays down. After putting the boots to Leon, Jax turns away and moves towards the ropes, where both Static and Malibu are laid out on the rampway. Johnny calls out to his partner, but neither one of them are moving, so he decides to forget it, and then heads for the corner, and starts climbing the ropes! COLE Johnny Jax is looking to go high risk here, and we are just under 90 seconds! CABOOSE If he connects with this...moonsault, splash, whatever, then this will spell the end for The Usual Suspects title reign. COACH Good. CABOOSE What? COACH Nothing. Johnny starts climbing, albeit very gingerly, as he's still worn from the previous 28+ minutes. As he climbs though Leon rolls to his feet and pushes up, running under him...and pulls Johnny off the ropes, onto his shoulders! COLE He's got him! CABOOSE But what is he doing with him!? Leon staggers around the ring, trying to hold Jax on his shoulders, but Johnny isn't making it easy, as he's peppering his forehead with blows, and frees himself from the electric chair position! He falls behind Leon and goes for the Beat Drop once again, but once again Leon Rodez manages to avoid it, floating over his shoulders and going low, raising Jax onto his shoulders, and throws him foward off his shoulders...AS MALIBU RUSHES IN AND CATCHES JOHNNY'S HEAD IN AN ACE CRUSHER ON THE WAY DOWN~! CABOOSE THE PARTY CRASHER! COLE, THAT WAS THE PARTY CRASHER~! COLE The old In Crowd double team finisher has just laid out Johnny Jax! COVER HIM, Leon! :52 :51 :50 Leon covers quickly, and Malibu keeps watch, making sure that neither O'Hara or Static are able to get in the ring to break this up, as time ticks away. ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DING! DING! DING! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the fall, THE USUAL SUSPECTS. They are now up TWO TO ONE in this IronTag contest! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Fall:The Usual Suspects Leon Rodez pins Johnny Jax after The Party Crasher in 29:47 GPX-1, Suspects-2 The Usual Suspects are ahead by one fall. Time remaining:47 seconds --------------------------------------------------------------------------- COLE There's less than a minute left! COACH Never say never, playa's! Leon gets up off Jax, and rushes to embrace Zack, happy that they've taken the lead. All of a sudden, Zack pushes Leon out of the way, and no, it's not because Leon goosed his ass...it's because Jamie O'Hara is launching himself in with a springboard... ...RIGHT INTO A SCHOOL'S OUT~! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" CABOOSE He kicked him OUT OF THE AIR, Cole! COLE This is what that punk gets for trying to stick his nose in where it doesn't belong! Zack and Leon then look down at the fallen youngster, and both get a smile on their face. They reach down and each take an end, Leon grabbing the arms and Zack grabbing the legs. They pull O'Hara up off the canvas and start rocking him back and forth, swinging him through the air...and then send him flying over the top rope, across the recovering Scotty Static with an involuntary bodypress! COLE They killed two birds with one stone, and we have twelve seconds left! Watch what you do guys! With all three of their foes down, Candie leads the crowd in counting down the final ten seconds, as Malibu and Rodez each climb up the ropes and work the crowd. TEN NINE EIGHT SEVEN SIX FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE DING! DING! DING! COLE The time limit has expired! The Suspects retain! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, at the end of the thirty minutes your winners, by a score of 2 falls to 1...and STILL OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE USUAL SUSSSSSSSSSPECCCTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! The crowd roars as "Beverly Hills" is cued up, and the two exhausted superstars are handed their titles just before having their arms raised by Brian Hebner. Ecstatic with his victory, Rodez clutches the title belt against his chest before lunging for his partner and embracing him in a big hug, patting him on the back and the whole nine yards. COLE Leon is pleased, I'm sure Zack is pleased, and these fans are definitely pleased that The Upstart contingent is not heading into the holiday season with the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles in their possession! A dazed Static and O'Hara enter the ring and help Jax to his feet, throwing his arms over their shoulders and carrying him up the ramp, ignoring the crowds catcalls. Meanwhile Candie enters the ring and gives Zack a big hug, but when the two part ways Leon is left standing there, looking at them both with open arms. Candie rolls her eyes and looks at Zack, who just throws his shoulders up and shrugs, so Candie opens her arms and accepts a hug from Leon, who squeezes quick and then backs away, hoping he didn't squeeze too tight, not wanting to hurt the "bun in the oven". CABOOSE This Rodez is quite a character, but he and Zack have made a hell of a tag team! COLE Completely agreed, 'boose. The Usual Suspects win big here at November Reign, and Stephen Joseph and the rest of The Upstarts cannot be happy about that. CABOOSE I think ol' SJ has enough on his plate. Let him be concerned with what's coming his way later tonight. COACH Oh he's got everything under control, trust me. CABOOSE And you would know this how? COACH I got my sources. You don't know who I know! CABOOSE Something tells me I should be thankful for that.

"He's simply ravishing...OWWWW!" The crowd give a mixed reaction to the cueing of "Simply Ravishing" and the entrance of Tony Brannigan, clad in all green tonight, strolling out of the Originals' entranceway. COLE And we are now ready for an Original/Upstart, battle of the bigmen! The Upstarts' bodyguard and former HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion Bohemoth faces the single biggest challenge of his career to date, as he takes on the former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Tony "The Body" Brannigan! CABOOSE And you wanna talk Originals...Tony's one of the true originals. Love him or hate him, which I've done plenty of myself, Tony lives and breathes this company. COACH Jeez, why don't you just MARRY him already. CABOOSE Hey, I could do worse than marrying the Best Body in the Business! ... CABOOSE ...I was kidding, obviously. COLE 'Obviously'. Strolling confidently down the aisle, Brannigan has the classic Rick Rude pout on his face, not looking concerned at all as he climbs the steps and enters the ring. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first at this time...hailing from Hollywood, UUU ESS AYY! Weighing in tonight at two hundred, seventy two pounds. A member of Black T and the former OAOAST Heavyweight Champion of the WOORRLLDD... TTOOOOOOOOOOONNYYYYYYY "THE BODY"... BBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAANNIIIIIIGGGGAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!! Another loud but mixed reaction goes up, as Brannigan removes his rhinestone encrusted robe and hits the HIP SWIVEL~! Cue camera shot of two young ladies in the fourth row screaming. Carefully, Brannigan passes his robe to an attendant out at ringside. Tony then begins to limber up, while the awesomely cool strains of "Back In Black" by AC/DC cut through the P.A System. Still Tony doesn't look bothered. Even as the frame of Bohemoth appears in the Upstart entranceway. COACH AW YUH, SON~! Stopping on the ramp, Bohemoth looks down into the ring and growls. BUFFER And, his opponent. Hailing from Greensboro, South Carolina and weighing in at two hundred, eighty four and three quarter pounds! Representing The Upstarts! He is a former HI-YAH World Heavyweight Champion...ladies and gentlemen, this IS... BBOOOOOOOOOOHHHH - EEEEEEEMMOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHH!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bohemoth brushes past the fans at the corner of the aisle, jogging determinedly up the steel steps and quickly entering the ring. Lounged in a neutral corner, Tony smirks. Bohemoth glares over at the Black T veteran from the centre of the ring, prompting Buffer to get the hell out of the ring while his legs are still attached to the rest of his body. COLE Man, I wouldn't want to be Charles Robinson right now. CABOOSE Look at him, compared to Tony and Bohemoth. It's almost like you compared to me! Looking nervously to both men, Robinson checks they're ready... *DINGDINGDING!* And we are underway. Neither man reacts to the bell though, Bohemoth remaining in the centre of the ring, Tony still relaxed in the corner. Stand-off. Tony eventually leaves the corner, eyeing up his opposition as he breaks into a mini-jog to get the blood flowing. As he comes to a stop ready to lock-up though, Tony halts, as Bohemoth shows off TEH GUNZ~! COACH YEAH-UH~! CABOOSE Gimme a break! Bohemoth's nothing but a wannabe bodybuilder. He should realise now he's up close and personal, T-Bod is the real deal! Wiping away a smile, Tony gives Robinson a look as if to say "is he for real?" COACH Since when did you like Brannigan so much anyways? CABOOSE Well, when did you start liking Bohemoth so much? COACH Couple'months back. CABOOSE Then that's when I started liking Tony. Give or take a few seconds. Holding his hands up, a little time is bought by Tony. Going to the ropes, he does a quick series of stretches, loosening up the arms before turning back to Bohemoth...DOUBLE BICEP POSE~! Bohemoth begins to scoff, but Tony isn't done. Brushing his hands across his forehead, Tony wipes the sweat from his brow (hey, arena lights are hot man) and flicks the sweat into Bohemoth's face! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh boy! Tony isn't intimidated by Bohemoth! The disrespect from T-Bod gets a huge pop from the crowd. It also works Bohemoth up into a rage, the bigman almost foaming at the mouth as he turns away and wipes his face. Still in a rage, Bohemoth then turns around with fists clenched...but Tony cuts him off with a jab! And another! Another! Tony backs Bohemoth into the ropes with the right hands and looks for an irish whip. Reversing, Bohemoth sends Tony into the ropes though. Building some steam, Tony charges back with a shoulder block and nobody moves! Tony stops in his tracks, as Bohemoth dares him to try again. So he does, hitting the ropes and barging into The Upstart. But again, nobody moves! Except Tony that is, who stumbles back a couple of steps as he struggles to keep his footing. Noticeably gaining in confidence, Bohemoth dares Tony on once more, setting himself as Tony rebounds off the ropes. But this time, Tony skids to a halt in front of Bohemoth and rocks him with a right hand! Bohemoth is caught off guard by the blow and stumbles backwards, far enough for Tony to get a run-up on a big clothesline that knocks Bohemoth down! COLE Down goes Bohemoth! The first knockdown of the match is scored by Tony! CABOOSE What is this, Brawl For All? Shut up and watch the damn match! As Bohemoth pulls himself back up, Tony meets him at his knees with a clubbing forearm to the back. And a second. Grabbing hold of ears and mouth, gruesomly, Tony brings Bohemoth back up to a vertical base and nails another right hand. Bohemoth shakes it off though, stunning Tony with a knee. Bohemoth then grabs Tony around the back of the head and flings him face-first into the top turnbuckle in the corner! Recoiling, Tony falls right back into Bohemoth, who sends him in again. This time Brannigan slumps face-down in the corner, giving Bohemoth time to clear the cobwebs. COLE This'll give Bohemoth time to clear the cobwebs! CABOOSE *groans* Clear the cobwebs he does, before pulling Tony out of the corner. An arm wrench sets Tony up, the former World Champion getting pulled into a Short Arm Clothesli...NO! Tony ducks, switching behind Bohemoth and attempting a back suplex. The bigman blocks though. Blocking again. Sensing he can't get Bo up quite yet, Tony quickly changes tactics and shoves Bohemoth forwards into the turnbuckles. And as he staggers out, Tony follows up with a forearm to the kidneys of Bohemoth! Holding onto the tights, Tony then pushes Bohemoth forward a step with one arm, pulling him back with the other...and into the forearm again! This time, Bohemoth falls to his knees. Brannigan isn't done though, pushing Bohemoth forward again... ...but Bohemoth grabs the top rope and hangs on for dear life! Bohemoth's tights are at the verge of being ripped right off now. So, it's thankful that Tony lets go and instead charges with the forearm this time. As Tony connects though, Bohemoth swings back with an elbow which also finds it's target, leaving Bohemoth clutching his back while Tony staggers back towards the centre of the ring. Bohemoth is first to recover, charging through Tony with a clothesline! Immediately he favours his spine, but shrugs it off long enough to make a cover... 1... 2... Barely even two! CABOOSE No way are you going to beat a former World Champion like that. Pulling Tony back up, Bohemoth returns the earlier favour with a couple of quick right hands. Grabbing the arm, Bohemoth then sets Tony up and irish whips him at full power, sending Tony CRASHING into the turnbuckles! Tony bounces out hard and collapses. Bohemoth smiles, mocking Tony with a hip swivel! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bohemoth catches Tony getting back to his feet and sends him the other way, hard spine first into the opposite turnbuckle than before. The result is the same, as Tony falls to the mat in agony. COLE Tony's a powerful man, no doubt. But the strength that Bohemoth possesses is downright frightening! He's throwing 272 pounds around like it's nothing! As the aching former World Champion clambers up, he's suddenly trapped in a Bearhug. Tony knows all about this hold and tries to escape quickly, with a double ear clap. But he gets hoisted up seconds later! Carrying Tony around like nobody's business, Bohemoth peaks over his opponent's shoulder and finds the corner...charging and driving Tony into the turnbuckles! Tony slumps to his knees momentarily. But Bohemoth picks him straight back up into the Bearhug and sets about crushing Tony into a second corner! And the damage isn't done yet, as Bohemoth picks Tony up again. This time, Bo milks the Bearhug for a few seconds, before sending Tony's lower back into a third turnbuckle! Setting Tony on the buckles, Bohemoth then takes a moment to catch his breath, before reaching up and hauling Tony off the middle rope with an ALMIGHTY Hiptoss!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Good lord, what a beil off the buckles! That's two hundred, seventy two pounds! COACH Now THAT'S impressive! Forget shaking your hips and flexing your biceps, that's how the new generation get the job done! Tony writhes in agony as a result of the tremendous throw, as Bohemoth finally decides to attempt the cover... 1... 2... Kickout. Glaring at Robinson briefly, Bohemoth sets Tony up in a seated position and applies a Full Nelson. COLE Submission hold applied. This is really going to wear down Tony here, with the damage that his back has already taken in this match. The seated position Tony is in allows Bohemoth to really lean forward with the move, bending Tony as much over himself as he physically can. Tony's neck is almost at right angles to his shoulders as Bohemoth puts the squeeze on some more. But Tony isn't done yet. Drawing energy from somewhere, Tony rolls to the side and begins to fight back up. Some of the crowd are now rallying behind Tony. Reaching his feet, the next step for Tony is seemingly to reach the ropes. Bohemoth pulls Tony out into the centre of the ring immediately though, showing surprising ring positioning for a 'musclehead'. "TO - NEE!" "TO - NEE!" "TO - NEE!" "TO - NEE!" Suddenly, up go the chants. Something which Tony isn't too accustomed to and even less accustomed to drawing strength from. Bohemoth powers down on the neck again. But Tony won't surrender and backs up, sending Bohemoth back into the turnbuckles. That hurts Tony as much as Bohemoth though and the Full Nelson stays on. COLE Tony's gonna have to use all his veteran instincts to get out of this hold... CABOOSE Yeah, I bet he goes for the nutshot too. Tony clings on in, Charles Robinson asking him if he gives up. He doesn't. Fighting on, Tony begins to inch forwards, feeling out in front of him with his foot for the ropes. He's still a few feet away but he continues to shuffle himself and the hold forwards. Inch. By inch. Until finally, Tony kicks out a foot...and it lands on the middle rope! Robinson springs into life and lays the count on! 1! 2! 3! 4! ...BUT BOHEMOTH PULLS TONY AWAY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Damnit, make him break the hold ref! COACH Why? He's not in the ropes... COLE He WAS! The crowd are livid with Robinson, who dares not risk life and limb to force a break. Meanwhile, Bohemoth pulls Tony all the out from the ropes and drills him with a Full Nelson Slam! Falling to his knees with the move, Bohemoth makes an instant hook of the leg... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Man, that would have been some controversy there if Tony hadn't kicked out. COACH Ah, phfooey! Tony was in the ropes, Bohemoth dragged him out of the ropes...no big deal. CABOOSE Gimme a break...if you were any more biased, Coach, you'd be Michael Cole. COLE Hey! I resent that! Both men are back to their feet now, but Tony is only so by force. Bohemoth whips Tony into the corner. This time, Tony slumps into the turnbuckles, so Bohemoth sprints in and lands a big clothesline in the corner! Tony is thrown up by the force and crashes straight down to the canvas. Bohemoth picks him right back up though, pulling Tony out and into a quick Sidewalk Slam... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Bohemoth climbs straight back up, backing into a corner and encouraging Tony to get back up. Slowly, T-Bod begins to do so and slowly he reaches his feet. Lost for a moment, he turns around looking for Bohemoth...who just happens to be sprinting headlong towards him... ...YAKUZA KICK... ...DUCKED! Bohemoth skids to a halt and quickly turns around, charging again. Tony is waiting on him with a boot to the gut though. And a split second later, Tony follows up with a Million $ Kneelift, snapping Bohemoth's head towards the lights and causing him to stumble back a few steps, falling through the middle rope and landing on the apron. COLE Desperation move from T-Bod, but he's clearly hurting still. CABOOSE No kidding. I'm surprised Bohemoth has done as well as he has so far and it's certainly had an effect. Falling to one knee, Tony clutches at his back while Bohemoth pulls himself up on the apron. Bohemoth is dis-orientated and takes a moment to figure out where he is. Allowing Tony to catch him with a right hand. Another. Bohemoth hangs onto the top rope for dear life, teetering over the edge of the ring. Another right hand. A fourth. Bohemoth is almost gone. Ano...NO, BLOCKED...but Tony blocks as well and knees Bohemoth in the gut! The bigman doubles over on the outside as Tony grabs him by the arm and tries to whip him down the apron. At arms length though, Bohemoth puts on the brakes. And he manages to change the direction of the whip, sending Tony dashing forward and hard, sideways into the turnbuckles in the corner! Tony stumbles out clutching at his ribs, while Bohemoth enters the ring behind him and scurries across, creating a run-up for himself. Some of the crowd are up on their feet, urging Tony not to turn around. But he does so anyway... *SMACK!* ...AND TAKES A FACEFUL OF YAKUZA KICK FOR HIS TROUBLE!! COACH BOOYAH! Out like a light! Tony collapses in a heap, Bohemoth confidently cradling the leg for the pin... 1... 2... SHOULDER UP! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bohemoth can't believe it, bearing down on Charles Robinson who fearfully backs away into a corner. All the while, followed by Bohemoth Getting his cool, Bohemoth eventually finishing stalking Robinson with a growl before going back for Tony. COLE Bohemoth needs to keep his temper in check here. Beating up the referee won't get you a victory over a former World Champion. COACH No, but it'll sure make you fee... COLE SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE! 1... 2... BOHEMOTH KICKS OUT! Scrambling to his feet, Bohemoth beats Tony up and knees him in the ribs! A second time! And again, just for good luck! Writhing around, Tony groans under his breath, as Bohemoth is thankful not to fall victim to a sneaky pin from T-Bod. CABOOSE That's some veteran cunning there. COACH That's cheating, was what it was! Bohemoth pulls Tony up again, lifting him off his feet and carrying him over into the corner. A forearm from Tony sends Bohemoth staggering back though, caught completely by surprise. Gaining his bearings, Bohemoth charges. Right into a couple of raised boots from Brannigan! Bohemoth staggers backwards, but charges again undettered...into raised boots again! Away staggers Bohemoth again as this time, Tony scales the ropes and comes off the middle with a double axehandle. Bohemoth sees him coming though, CATCHING Tony over his shoulder and DRIVING him back into the corner! The groan from the crowd just about masks the groan from T-Bod, as Bohemoth shakes away the cobwebs. Reaching out, he then grabs Tony by the wrist and yanks him out of the corner...INTO A FRONT SPINEBUSTER! 1... 2... ONLYTWO! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH NO! Unable to believe his luck, Bohemoth stomps up to his feet and again begins to pursue referee Charles Robinson. Charles wisely leaves the ring this time, leaving Bohemoth to fume on his own. And fume he does, turning to the crowd with eyes like thunder. Thumbs Up. THUMBS DOWN~! COLE Uh-oh, this is it! That's the signal for the Erotic Awakening Of B, which puts everyone down once it connects! Tony Brannigan may be no exception here tonight! COACH He won't be, don't worry! Bohemoth, having given the signal, now looks for the end. Turning back, he stalks Tony, who is pulling himself up on the ropes and looks in a pretty bad way. Just as Bohemoth wants. Grabbing Tony's arm, Bohemoth wheels him around...but Tony stuns him with a thumb to the eye, much to the pleasure of the crowd! Bohemoth stops and clasps a hand over his eye, as Tony stoops low and manages to heave Bohemoth up, just far enough to fall back and drop the bigman throat first across the top rope! COLE Stun Gun! Head and neck snapping back, Bohemoth stumbles backwards, as Tony has found some energy from somewhere. A right hand! Another. And a third. The blows are having their effect but they're not putting down the trained bodyguard, so Tony has to try another tactic. Namely, going to the knee. A quick kick lurches Bohemoth's right leg from underneath him and he sprawls forwards, right into Tony's arms. Lift...and an Inverted Atomic Drop! Bohemoth hops about on the spot, as Tony hits the ropes, running right through Bohemoth with a forearm and knocking him off his feet! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Feeling it now, Tony has the adrenaline flowing. Bohemoth is quickly back up, but Tony is waiting on him. Catching Bohemoth with a quick toe kick to the gut, Tony pulls the doubled over Upstart in and sets for the Attitude Adjustment Piledri... ...NO! Tony's back gives way on him and he drops Bohemoth back down. COACH HAHA! Looks like old man Brannigan needs his walker! COLE Oh, come on Coach, be serious! COACH Hey, I know it's serious. Considering his age, that might have been a hernia, right there! HAHA! Left clutching at his back, the injured T-Bod stops and tried to tend to himself. As meanwhile, Bohemoth is back up and grabs Tony, planting him with another Front Spinebuster...BUT TONY HOOKS THE HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN, COUNTERING WITH A DDT!! Both men take the moves! And both men are down, leaving Charles Robinson left standing in the ring to make the count! 1! 2! 3! COLE A superb counter by Tony! But I think he took as much of that move as Bohemoth did! 4! 5! Beginning to stir, Brannigan hears the count and starts to drag himself over to where Bohemoth lays. 6! Bohemoth is out cold, looking up at the lights. All Tony needs to do is crawl a few more feet and he's got Bohemoth KOed, but that's easier said than done with the punishment his back has taken. 7! Over crawls Tony... 8! ...and he drops an arm over Bohemoth! 1... 2... KICKOUT!! COLE Gah! So close to three for Tony! CABOOSE He just couldn't get over in time, with that bad back. Now it's Tony's turn to despair at the close count. But, being a veteran, he doesn't let it affect him. Pulling himself up on the ropes, Tony waits for Bohemoth to get back up. Bohemoth does so and swings wildly for Brannigan, who ducks his head narrowly in time and catches Bohemoth on the way around with a boot to the gut. Applying a front facelock, Tony then sets Bohemoth up for a suplex. No chance. Tony's back isn't strong enough for him to muscle Bohemoth up. So Tony goes to the gut with one, two, three hard knees. Adjusting the facelock, Tony then pulls Bohemoth in and slowly wrenches him around by the neck, until he's back to back with the bigman. "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" CABOOSE Here comes a Rude Awakening! But Bohemoth wants none of the Rude Awakening and starts to throw back elbows. Once the third elbow connects, Tony can hang on no more and crashes forwards. He soon picks himself up. But Bohemoth is waiting, scooping Tony up into his arms with ease! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh no, he caught Tony! COACH YEAH! Erotic Awakening Of B! Carrying Tony quickly into the centre of the ring, Bohemoth sets himself. It's late in the match and Tony is pretty heavy. But that doesn't stop Bohemoth, as he sets and swings T-Bod around... ...out... ...NO! TONY LANDS ON HIS FEET! A couple of quick elbows rock Bohemoth, before Tony goes to the abdomen with a knee. Grabbing the front facelock, Tony then twists Bohemoth into position, swivels the hips...and DROPS BOHEMOTH DOWN! RUDE AWAKENING!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE TONY GOT IT! AT THE SECOND TIME OF ASKING!! The crowd come unglued as Tony holds his ribs, but blocks out the pain and rolls over on top of Bohemoth. 1... 2... 3... NOOOOOOO!! "ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH!!" Robinson is up immediately, signalling wildly. Only two. Bohemoth JUST got the shoulder up. Tony holds his head in his hands, teeth gritted in pain as the adrenaline from what he thought was a win washes away, leaving just the pain in his back again. COLE I don't know how, but Bohemoth is still in this match! COACH Heart! Guts! Determination! A whole lotta other crap! But most importantly, YOUTH! CABOOSE That and intimidating the pussy referee to make a slow count! Tony pulls himself up and begins to gingerly pull Bohemoth up too. A forearm to the side of the head sends Bohemoth reeling. Tony grabs him before he can get out of arms' reach though, pulling him into another forearm. But Bohemoth fights back, with a jab! And a more measured right hand! It's a slugfest now, as Tony clubs Bohemoth with another forearm, only to get knocked back with a right hand! And as he stumbles back, Tony is measured by Bohemoth for a clothesline...DUCKED! But Bohemoth is quick on his heels and turns...another clothesline, DUCKED! Again they turn and Brannigan instinctively ducks again. But this time, there's no clothesline. Instead, Bohemoth stops, catching Tony and applying a waistlock. BOHEMOTH IT'S..OVER!! COACH I think it's over guys! Summoning some last energy, Bohemoth heaves up Tony's 272 pounds one last time and hauls him over the shoulder. A powerbomb is clearly intended. But Tony manages to slide out of Bohemoth's grip and over his shoulder. Landing back to back with Bohemoth, Tony quickly lands an elbow. Before reaching back and grabbing the head. The crowd know what's coming, rising to their feet. RUDE AWAKENING!! COLE HE GOT HIM AGAIN!! COACH DAMNIT! Bohemoth's head snaps off of Tony's shoulders and he lurches away, as Tony remains seated. His energy is sapped now. So he simply falls back, draping himself wearily across Bohemoth's chest... 1... 2.... 3!!!! And this time, it's over! *DINGDINGDING!* Relieved, Tony rolls away as Robinson calls for the bell, to a perhaps surprising amounts of cheers from the crowd towards the usually hated T-Bod. BUFFER Your winner of this contest... TTOOOOOOONNYYYYYY BBRRRRRRRAAAAAAANNIIIIGGAAAAAAANN!!!!! Another cheer goes up. Right now, Tony could care less though, clutching his back as he gingerly rolls from the ring and to the arena floor. Cheers or boos...he won. And that's all that matters. COLE What a battle, between two of the OAOAST's bigger superstars! It took TWO Rude Awakenings, but in the end, Tony Brannigan made sure this one went to the form book and the former World Heavyweight Champion picked up the pinfall victory! CABOOSE No surprise in the end, Mickey. It's impressive to survive one Rude Awakening. Nobody could survive two. COLE And Tony scores a victory that will no doubt have our esteemed World Champion fuming. The Upstarts, picking up one in the 'L' column. Which has to be nothing but encouraging for Tony's tag team partner Dan Black later tonight, when he takes on Christian Wright for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title! COACH ...Bah! What's next? GOLDBERG YOUR NEXT! *snarl* COACH Shouldn't that be 'you're'? GOLDBERG ....I like motorbikes. COACH ... COLE IronTag is next, but Josh Matthews is standing by at ringside! J-MATH Thank you Michael, I'm here with OAOAST November Reign contest winner Emily Sharp of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Emily won a lottery draw to sit ringside here at this OAOAST spectacular, Emily, hows the show been so far? EMILY que? J-MATH (talking in his headset) Wha.. what? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME SHE WAS PORTUGUESE? COLE Okay... time for our next contest.

Confusia lays outside the ring, left for dead, as Ashley Street and the Benefactor run at each other in the ring. Benefactor runs right into a clothesline, then pops back up and runs into a snap powerslam into a lateral press! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Ashley pulls the Benefactor up and sends her off with an Irish whip, but the Benefactor ducks a clothesline on the way back and is able to leap to connect with a STIFF step-up enziguri! Ashley stands there, dazed as hell from the hard blow to the skull. Benefactor comes off of the ropes and goes for what's referred to as the Southern Lights Spear (the move she used to beat Adams; a spear into a Northern Lights bridge), but Street sees it coming and hits Benefactor RIGHT in the face with her knee! Street then attempts a powerbomb, but the Benefactor lands on her feet to block it, then gets kicked in the knee by Street, which sends her down to one knee. That's perfect position for the Shining I Hate Your Face (Shining Kick to face), which Street goes for, but Benefactor ducks and slides out of the ring! COLE That was damn close! Julie Sharcor comes in, and Street charges at her with a running kick, which "The Shark" catches and reverses into a dragon screw legwhip, which she uses to go right into a standing legbar! Street doesn't have any nifty technical reversal...she just flat-out starts kicking Sharcor in the face with her other foot as hard as she can! Sharcor briefly lets go after being rocked by one of the kicks, but grabs back onto both legs, lifts Street, and drops her with a HARD lifting powerbomb, which she converts right into a high-angle Cloverleaf! Street immediately reaches out in pain, and the crowd gets behind her.. "ASH-LEY!" "ASH-LEY!" Street reaches out and slowly crawls towards the ropes...the crowd's volume increases...Ashley grabs forward...and gets a rope break! Street slowly pulls herself using the ropes after Sharcor breaks the hold, but gets sent to the outside after a BIG running kick to the side of her head by Sharcor! Pantera Combatienta springboards off of the top rope for her entrance into the ring, but gets swatted down with a lariat by Sharcor! Sharcor sends Pantera off of the ropes with an Irish whip, then sends her down with a big Yakuza kick! "The Shark" turns around, comes off of the ropes, and hits a big running kneedrop! Sharcor pulls Pantera up and gives her a snap butterfly suplex, then chains that into a snapping brainbuster, which then gets chained into a reverse Fisherman's side suplex (leg cradled inward on regular fisherman suplex)! Sharcor pulls up Pantera immediately and gives her a BRUTAL release German suplex! Pantera gets pulled up by "The Shark" and lifted to be dropped with a HARD powerbomb! She's lifted, and dropped with another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and another...and another! Ten powerbombs in all! The referee starts a KO ten-count.. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Pantera's knocked out cold! **************** PANTERA COMBATIENTA (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 5th Eliminated by: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor Eliminations: El Chica Generico 3-4 ***************** COACH Serves her right, after the crap with Generico! Constance rushes into the ring...and pulls a knife out of her boot?!?! Either way, while the referee's rolling Pantera out of the ring, she tosses it at Sharcor, who catches it, and falls down, holding her side. The referee turns around, and believes he's seen a stabbing! He calls for the bell, and "The Shark" has been DQ'd! ******************* JULIE "THE SHARK" SHARCOR (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 6th Eliminated By: Constance Eliminations: Pantera Combatienta 3-3 ***************** COACH That was...different. Sharcor drops the knife, grabs the referee, and puts him in a rear naked choke! Within seconds, he's out cold, and the same ten refs who had to escort Brodie to the back have to pull Sharcor off of the referee. The referee has to be carried out and is replaced. Valerie comes in...and immediately tags out to avoid facing her partner. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews runs into the ring, but Constance kips up and DDT's Molly. Constance keeps ahold of the front facelock, pulls Molly up, and hits a front face suplex. Constancer pulls Molly up and sends her off to the ropes. Constance catches her on the way back with a knee to the gut into an abdominal stretch, but Molly reverses immediately with a hiptoss! Molly tries to tag out, but Constance grabs her ankle and trips her to block it. Constance keeps ahold of Molly as she gets up, then lifts Molly onto her shoulder for a Bulldog Powerslam...but sits down into a gutbuster, then goes for a cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance immediately goes into a grounded cobra clutch from there. Molly reaches out for crowd support, as they start clapping in rhythm in support of Matthews. Matthews slowly is able to pull herself up, as Constance tries holding her down but is unsuccessful. Molly can't elbow her way out of this one...so she leaps up, pushes off of the second rope, and tries for the Bret Hart pin counter to the clutch! But, Constance saw it coming and reverses with a cobra clutch suplex, dumping Molly RIGHT ON TOP OF HER HEAD! Constance, for some reason, chooses to leave the ring rather than go for the pin. Confusia is supposed to come in to replace Constance, but she's still out cold at ringside. The referee starts counting her out, as Molly is basically left for dead in mid-ring.. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! ..Confusia is on her knees.. FIVE! SIX! Confusia's crawled over to the apron... SEVEN! EIGHT.. ..Confusia's got one leg on the apron.. NINE! TE...Confusia's rolled back in! Confusia slowly pulls herself up, then tries pulling Molly up. But, Molly seemed to have been just playing possum for at least a couple of seconds, as she's able to pull Confusia right down into a small package... ONE! TWO! THREE! ************** CONFUSIA (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 7th Eliminated By: "Floggin'" Molly Matthews Eliminations: Brodie Lewis 2-3 *************** Confusia's too physically beat-down to do anything about the loss, as she just slowly straggles to the locker room. Ashley Street comes into the ring and pulls Molly up for a headlock. Molly squezes her head out and tries for a schoolgirl roll-up.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The momentum of the kickout somehow sends Molly onto the second rope, looking like she's trying to hang on to stay in the ring...but before she fully gets back in, Street dives over to shove her out! COACH It looks like Street gave her friend a needed break! The Benefactor runs into the ring and tries to attack Street from behind, but Ashley turns around before Benefactor gets there! Benefactor drops down to her knees and begs for forgiveness. Street doesn't fall for it, and nearly kicks Benefactor's head into next weekend with a buzzsaw kick! Street then goes nuts with stomps all over Benefactor's body, as she tries to crawl out of the ring! Street finally simply pulls her back in, then up and sends her off with an Irish whip. Benefactor comes off of the ropes and runs right into a HIGH back body drop! Benefactor bounces off of the mat, holding her back. Street pulls her up, hooks a waistlock, and hits a big release German suplex! Benefactor's down on her knees, holding her back and still trying to beg off..and gets punted in the chest for her troubles! Street then positions her bending and lifts her for a running Lygerbomb! But, Benefactor slips out from behind. Street turns around and gets knocked down wihth a superkick. Benefactor takes a minute to breathe, then looks like she's trying to set up some sort of running move for when Street gets up. Out of nowhere... COLE Is that...? COACH Jenny Adams has re-appeared, and she's come out of the crowd! Adams leaps over the guardrail and trips Benefactor up before she can do anything! Benefactor comes back up on one knee as Street gets up, Street sees this and charges forward...SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE! Ashley goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! THREE! ************* BENEFACTOR (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 8th Eliminated By: Ashley Street Eliminations: Jenny Adams 2-2 **************** COACH That sends Team Two back down to a 3-2 advantage! Benefactor's basically out cold, and is rolled out of the ring as Adams is forced back to the locker room by security. Valerie comes into the ring and takes advantage of the moment, punting a downed Street in the stomach. Valerie lifts Street up at her side, and drops her with a side backbreaker, then keeps ahold of her and drops her with another. Valerie grabs Street's arm and head for a cobra clutch and drops her onto her knee back-first with it. Valerie then grounds Street and applies a bow-and-arrow surfboard. But, Street's not worn down nearly enough and is able to simply turn herself over onto Valerie for the cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both come back up, and Valerie gives Street a knee to the gut. Valerie goes for a side suplex, but Street blocks. She goes for it again, and Street performs a standing switch into a waistlock, and drops Valerie on her head with another German suplex! Ashley crawls over to her corner and tags in Molly Matthews! Molly waits until Valerie is up, albeit in a daze. Molly charges at her, then gives her a flying headscissors! Valerie pops back up, and runs right into a jumping heel kick to the face. Valerie is pulled up to her feet, as Molly leaps onto the second rope, then jumps off and brings her down with a hurricanrana into a cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Molly pulls Valerie up and sends her into the corner with an Irish whip. Matthews charges at Valerie and goes for a monkey flip! But, Valerie catches the legs, flips Molly over, and nearly kicks her head off with a Yakuza Kick! Valerie goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! ******** FLOGGIN' MOLLY MATTHEWS (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 9th Eliminated By: Valerie Eliminations: Cannon Kidd ****************** COLE We're down to Valerie on Team Two versus Ashley Street and Constance on Team One! COACH I wouldn't call this situation a "handicap" for anyone other than Ashley Street, who I'm sure will somehow end up the victim of an Angels' conspiracy somehow. Constance comes back into the ring, the Angels slap hands, and Constance leaves the ring again. Ashley comes back in like a house of fire with repeated forearms to Valerie's face! Ashley then comes off of the ropes...but gets tripped up by her own "partner" Constance! Street turns around to yell at her, but Valerie attacks Ashley from behind with a forearm to the back of her head! Valerie then lifts Street up on her shoulders and goes for an airplane spin, with the crowd counting the rotations... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN! Valerie sits Street down...but Street gets right back up, showing no ill dizzy effects! Valerie charges at her with a kick, but Street catches it and sends her over with a dragon screw legwhip. Valerie comes up on one knee, and Ashley goes for the Shining I Hate Your Face, but Valerie ducks it! Valerie brings Street over with a schoolgirl with her feet on the ropes... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Valerie pulls Ashley up and tries for a powerbomb, but Street reverses with a bridging back body drop pin.. ONE! TWO! Valerie bridges upward and twists into a backslide... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Valerie comes up on one knee as Street rolls back...Street goes for a Shining I Hate Your Face out of nowhere, but Constance pulls her friend out of harm's way! They stall on the floor, arguing with fans...and don't see Street prepping up to dive on them, as she goes through the ropes and hits a tope suicida on both! The crowd roars! Street pulls Valerie back up and throws her into the ring. Street pulls her up, lift her, and drops her with a powerbomb to which she holds her on her shoulders afterwards.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Street turns Valerie over by the ankle, back onto her feet, and kicks her in the back of the knee, forcing her into a kneeling position...SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE! ****************** VALERIE (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 10th Eliminated By: Ashley Street Eliminations: Molly Matthews 2-0 ********************* COLE Well, this is it! "Teammates" now have to battle one another! Constance versus Street, and the winner wins the Cibernetica! Constance slowly and cautiously slides into the ring, then begs for forgiveness, which Street doesn't fall for. But, Constance headbutts her in the gut before she can do anything about it. Constance gets up, knees Street in the mid-section, and brings her over with a Northern Lights Suplex.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance gets up and hits a kneedrop to the kidneys. Constance then pulls Ashley up, lifts her on her shoulders, and does a Fit Finley Roll, then kips onto her feet, leaps to the second rope, and does a double foot stomp! She goes for the cover.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance pulls Ashley up and does a Rude Awakening neckbreaker, then pulls her right back up, hooks Ashley under her arm, and lifts her...T-Bone Brainbuster! Constance goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance pulls Ashley up and hooks her in a waistlock...bridging German suplex! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance pulls Ashley up again, as the fans chant.. "ASH-LEY!" "ASH-LEY!" Constance actually attempts to lift Street up for a Burning Hammer...she slowly but surely gets Street up, but Street is able to punch her way out of the move. Ashley then lifts Constance and drops her with a Burning Hammer of her own! Ashley goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! THR-KICKOUT! COACH That was a close one! As soon as Constance's shoulder came off of the mat, Ashley hooked it, along with Constance's head, and rolled her over into a cobra clutch choke with bodyscissors! The fans are chanting.. "TAP!" "TAP!" "TAP!" Constance is turning blue! She has her hand up, trying to reach for something.. COLE Could this be...? Constance is wiggling her fingers.. COACH It might be.. ...AND SHE TAPS! ************ CONSTANCE (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 11th Eliminated by: Ashley Street Eliminations: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor *************** BUFFER Your winner of the Torneo Cibernetica...YOUR OAOAST Women's Champion of the WOOOOORLD! Ashley STREEEEEEEEEET! COLE What a victory! The Women's Champion just outlasted ELEVEN of the toughest women in the entire wrestling world, and came out the victor! Fans throw streamers in the ring to show respect to the champion, as they chant her name! "ASH-LEY!" "ASH-LEY!" The crowd is on their feet, as Ashley rolls out of the ring and is handed her belt by a ring attendant! More ring attendants rush down to check to see if Constance is still concious. Molly Matthews, the Cannon Kidd, El Chica Generico, & Jenny Adams all come out to congratulate their comrade COLE A job well-done by a young woman we are proud to have reigning as the top female wrestler alive today! COACH This means that..well, if she doesn't want to, Ashley doesn't have to defend her belt for the rest of the year, due to the stips of the bout! COLE But Coach, do you think that she's the type of champion that would do that? COACH Not quite! The fans are left cheering, as the good guys head to the locker room! COLE Wow, first we see the Sooner Bruisers win one elimination match, and then in a very interesting turn of events, and we just saw teammates fight each other for the title of sole survivor! And we've still got four huge title matches! V.O OAOAST European fans, come see the One and Only AngleSault Thread Superstars in action LIVE in your city! This Thursday HeldDown hits Madrid, Spain! We then trek across Europe, through Portugal and Denmark before landing in the United Kingdom! British fans, see your favourite sons including former OAOAST Tag Team Champion Dan Black when HeldDown eminates live from London in ten days' time! Catch the OAOAST across Europe, all through early December!

COLE It's now time for what should be quite the bout, as most of the entire women's division will now compete in the Torneo Cibernetica. COACH We were supposed to get a preview of the match last week on HeldDOWN~!, but Pantera Combatienta basically went nuts in the middle of the bout and beat the living tar out of El Chica Generico, then in the ultimate show of disrespect, unmasked her in mid-ring and left the building. COLE Pantera then took a trip with her lawyers and translators to OAOAST Headquarters the next day and demanded that her team for the Cibernetica be drawn right there on the spot, or she would walk from the match. They were heavy-handed into doing so. Pantera then arranged for her entire team to be flown down to Mexico to work out at her training school all week, in preparation to this bout. Sometime during the week, Pantera Combatienta released a statement to Box y Lucha Magazine, stating that she feels justified in embarrassing Generico worldwide with the removal of her mask on HeldDOWN~!, and that she hopes that the "comedy act" never can return to shame lucha libre again. COACH In a move of either absolute stupidity, or absolute cockiness, Team 1 did release their batting order on Friday night. The teams go as follows: Jenny Adams The Cannon Kidd Confusia Ashley Street Pantera Combatienta Constance COLE Without much of a veteran force on their team to tell them otherwise, Team Two followed their lead and released their batting order within minutes... "Floggin'" Molly Matthews Brodie Lewis The Benefactor Julie "The Shark" Sharcor El Chica Generico Valerie COACH Looking at the line-ups, if everything stays in order for at least a little while, we could have some interesting battles here. Cannon Kidd, returning from a brutal neck and head injury at the hands of Brodie Lewis, is lined right up with her in the batting orders. The seemingly indestructable monster Julie Sharcor is lined up with the current OAOAST Women's Champion, Ashley Street, who's definately the stiffest competition that "The Shark" has been faced with yet! (Generic Spanish stock music brings out Team One, with Pantera Combatienta leading the way. Ashley, Jenny, and the Kidd walk together to the ring, with Confusia and Constance straggling to bring up the rear.) COLE Looking at the bottom parts of these line-ups, you can see that the two luchadores of the contest, Generico and Pantera, are lined up against one another, as well as a possible meeting of the Minnesota Angels tag team, as Valerie and Constance could meet up right off the beginning. (Team Two then comes out, to the sounds of "Ole!" by the Bouncing Souls. El Chica Generico, wearing a new replica of her mask, & "Floggin'" Molly Matthews lead the team out, as Generico's entire team have to hold Generico back the entire way down the ramp from trying to get at Pantera Combatienta for what she did to her on HeldDOWN~! ten days ago!) COACH There's definately heat between the two masked superstars! COLE Before the match begins, let's go over the rules one more time... - Each team must decide a "batting order" in which they must tag in by. +For instance, #1 can only tag out to #2, #2 can only tag out to #3, etc. (for instance, Jenny Adams can only tag out to Cannon Kidd, Kidd to Confusia, etc.) +If a person is eliminated, their spot in the batting order is consolidated (ex.: if Cannon Kidd is eliminated, Adams can now only tag Confusia.) - You can be eliminated via pinfall, submission, or disqualification* *DQ = any regular American DQ, plus any form of piledriver being used is illegal - A physical tag AND simply leaving the ring will BOTH count as tag-outs - If one team is completely eliminated and the other team has more than one team member left, the team members must then wrestle amongst themselves, tagging out in batting order, until one is left standing. - There can only be ONE winner to this match - The winner will receive an OAOAST World Women's Title shot at anytime before December 31, 2005. If Ashley Street wins, she doesn't have to defend her belt at all until the beginning of 2006! COACH It looks like our bout is about ready to begin, let's go to the ring! Jenny Adams and "Floggin'" Molly Matthews step into the ring and shake hands, as Brodie Lewis and the Cannon Kidd climb to their respective corners, and the other combatants stay at ringside, looking on from the apron. ::BELL RINGS:: Molly and Jenny circle around mid-ring, trying to size one another up. They then quickly go into a Greco-Roman knucklelock. Molly overpowers Jenny briefly, then switches her grip to apply a hold known in Mexico as "handcuffs", which is a double wristlock out in front of the opponent. Molly then drops the left arm and goes into a single-arm wristlock to apply more pressure on one central area. That only gives Jenny the opportunity to roll forward and un-twist her arm, then leap onto Molly's shoulders in an electric chair position. Jenny rolls forward with a victory roll, which she transitions right into a side headscissors on the mat. Molly gets to a front position, with her feet and rear pointing away from Jenny, then wraps her arms around Jenny's calves and turns on her back, rolling Jenny on her stomach. Molly quickly turns over again, pulling her head out in the process. Molly then rolls through to a jackknife pin... ONE! Jenny bridges up quickly, with her arms wrapped around Molly's stomach, and twists to a backslide attempt..but Molly pushes off of the mat with her feet and rolls over Jenny's back, then grabs both of her hands and brings her over with an armdrag! Both competitors come up, and Molly runs into an armdrag from Jenny! Both competitors are back up, and Jenny charges at Molly...bi paso by Molly, Jenny comes off of the ropes, goes for a flying headscissors, but Molly drops her back in a standing position to block the hold. Molly jumps up, but Jenny ducks her standing enziguri attempt, then walks forward, looking to go for a cradle move. However, Molly crawls backwards and away from Jenny. Adams turns around after stumbling over her own feet, as Molly is back on her own feet. Jenny runs forward and leaps up onto Molly, going for a hurricanrana. But, Molly tosses her off, with Jenny landing on her feet in front of Molly. Jenny brings Molly over with a Japanese armdrag, then rolls backwards into an armbar. Adams scoots her legs over to hook Molly's far arm behind her, then brings her over with an inverted crucifix... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Both competitors come to their feet, and are at a stand-off! The majority of the crowd stand up and pay respect to the fast-paced action! COLE What an opening minute to this bout! Adams and Matthews shake hands in mid-ring and then both tag out at the same time. Brodie Lewis and the Cannon Kidd come in...and Kidd tackles Lewis out of her boots! COACH Cannon Kidd has had months to build her hatred towards Brodie, and it's all coming out now! Kidd straddles the resident barroom brawler of the division and lets loose with a series of rapid-fire punches to the face! Kidd continues with these punches, left after right, left after right! The referee has to step in and physically yank the Kidd off of Brodie! Kidd and the referee get into an argument as he tries and hold her back from Brodie, giving Brodie enough time to get up, sneak in from behind, and ROCK Kidd from behind with a rabbit punch! Brodie grabs Kidd and whips her off to the ropes. Cannon Kidd comes off of the ropes and gets knocked right down with a big chop! Brodie goes to work with repeated stomps to the Kidd's head. Lewis pulls Kidd up by the hair, and recklessly tosses her into a neutral corner. Brodie then stiffs her in the face with a hard boot. COLE Unfortunately, here's where the realism sets in...the Kidd's VERY inexperienced, and Brodie Lewis is one of the most ridiculously tough human beings alive. Lewis pulls Cannon Kidd up to her feet and chops her HARD on the chest. Brodie dukes her in the face with a punch, then whips her to the other neutral corner. Brodie charges and connects with a big spear in the corner. Cannon comes stumbling out of the corner, and gets punched in the back of the head by Brodie, a blow that sends her down. Brodie pulls a groggy Kidd up and DDT's her back down. Brodie gets up and hits a falling headbutt strike to Kidd's face. Brodie then blatantly grabs the Kidd by the throat and chokes her on the mat, as the referee starts a count... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Brodie breaks! Brodie yanks the Kidd up by the hair again, with her thumb practically buried in the Kidd's eye, then grabs her by the throat with both hands and tosses her into Team Two's corner. Brodie walks over there to get in offense...and the Benefactor tags herself in! COLE What an opportunist! The Benefactor snuck herself in when she knew that the opponent would be beaten down too severe to fight back. The Benefactor grabs at the Kidd, but the Kidd finds something within her to roll away, leap, and tag out to another masked competitor, Confusia! Confusia jumps over the top rope and goes completely nuts, running around in circles in the ring and yelling all sorts of gibberish, as The Benefactor looks on, confused. COACH Yeah...I don't get it either. Benefactor carefully positions herself, and as Confusia keeps running, she runs into a kitchen sink knee to the gut by the Benefactor! The Benefactor whips Confusia to the ropes, and Confusia runs into a back elbow on her way back. The Benefactor runs and comes off of the ropes, then hits a Scorpio-style flipping legdrop. The Benefactor slowly gets up, almost in a very cocky manner, and grabs Confusia's foot, then rolls her backwards to her feet...but Confusia shows that she was wise enough to play possum, as she hooks the Benefactor's arm and sends her over with an armdrag! The Benefactor rolls up to her feet and charges at Confusia, but gets sent off to the ropes with a bi paso (side-step), and runs right into a tilt-a-whirl gutbuster! Confusia fully stands up, and is in ripe position to hit a Russian legsweep! Confusia float back into a lateral press... ONE! TWO! Kickout! Confusia turns the Benefactor over into a grounded front facelock. Confusia packs on more pressure by somehow finding a way to do a headstand while continuing to crank on Benefactor's head and neck. Benefactor kicks her feet in pain, as the hold continues to punish her. Finally, The Benefactor is able to wiggle her head loose and slowly squeezes backwards out of the hold. Benefactor intelligently snaps her fingers away from herself, distracting the dim-witted Confusia long enough so that Benefactor can pop onto her feet and dropkick Confusia in the face, knocking her down! COACH That was quite clever... The Benefactor pulls Confusia up to her feet and sends her off with an Irish whip. Confusia comes off of the ropes, and rolls through a hiptoss attempt lucha-style. Confusia runs at Benefactor, but Benefactor sends Confusia off to the ropes with a bi paso of her own. Confusia leaps up the ropes instead of bounces off of them, and backflips over Benefactor as Benefactor charges at her. Benefactor bounces off of the ropes as Confusia lands on her feet, and Confusia hits a Japanese armdrag with a backflip! COLE Confusia gets right back in the game! Confusia chooses not to hold on for an armbar and gets up, as Benefactor rises to her feet in a dizzy daze. Benefactor goes for Confusia's leg, but Confusia spins around with her leg over Benefactor's bent body, then rolls herself over Benefactor and brings her over with a schoolgirl.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benefactor immediately crawls away and tags out to Julie Sharcor, which leaves Confusia confused and causes her to tag out to Ashley Street. There's a buzz amongst the crowd, as "The Shark'" steps in to face her toughest opponent yet. Both competitors waste no time in sizing each other up, going right into an intense, almost sumo-like clinch/lock-up in mid-ring. Both wrestlers show off that they're very strong, but Street has no answer for Sharcor's size, as Julie ends up powering Ashley down to the mat with a judo-like legsweep. Shark goes into the guard position, but Street is savvy enough to grab Sharcor's knuckles to prevent any punching and maybe overpower her. Street then grabs a bodyscissors on Sharcor to maybe gain control. COACH Notice how, despite popular belief, being on the bottom half of a mount in a fight does not leave you defenseless. Street tightens her bodyscissors, leaving Sharcor with no other defense than to simply get up onto her feet, with Street still wrapped around her waist. Street grabs onto Julie's shoulders to try not to fall off, but Sharcor slams her down hard to the mat! Sharcor hooks Street's leg and turns her over into a half-crab, but Street is able to pull out and get to the ropes before Sharcor can fully apply it. Street re-adjusts her kneepad, as Sharcor basically stares a hole in Ashley. Street gets up, and the two competitors immediately collide in a big collar-and-elbow tie-up. Street is able to adjust that to apply a head-and-arm clutch (like the beginning of a flatliner/STO) on Sharcor, but Julie reverses with an over-hip judo throw. Street lands on her back, giving Sharcor the opening to apply a double-arm chicken wing on the mat. COLE I don't know whether to be surprised or not at how the rookie monster looks to be on the same level as the champ! Street slowly works her way up to her knees, with her arms still tied behind her back. But, Sharcor seems to know what Street is looking to go for, as she switches from the chicken wing to a single-arm reverse hammerlock, while pulling Street to a purely-vertical position. Sharcor immediately goes to hook Ashley's head, looking to convert to a cross-face chicken wing. But, Street finds a way to bend down and use her leverage to flip "The Shark" over her back! But, Sharcor keeps ahold of the arm and goes for a triangle armbar, as Ashley immediately locks her hands together to avoid it. Ashley realizes soon that she doesn't have the strength to fight the hold, so she simply leans down and turns it into a schoolgir variation... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH That's the first near-fall we've seen Julie Sharcor on the losing end of! Sharcor rolls back to her knees, as Ashley kneels right in front of her, shaking her finger "no" in a joking manner. Sharcor then begrudingly sticks her hand out, and Street shakes it. Sharcor walks back to her corner, disappointed, and tags in El Chica Generico. Generico leaps into the ring and begs Street to tag in Pantera Combatienta, which she does! COLE Here we go! Pantera walks into the ring calmly...then storms over and grabs Generico's hands quickly before she can do anything. Combatienta holds them out, almost like a Greco-Roman knucklelock, as she rolls onto her back, then bends her legs to position her calves behind Generico's armpits, which enables her to roll Generico into a sunset cradle... ONE! TWO! Generico rolls out! Generico rolls Combatienta backwards by her ankle, back onto her feet, then hooks her arms behind her to bring her down with a backslide... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Combatienta rolls out and immediately grabs a front facelock, pulling Generico up to her feet with it. Pantera switches her grip to that of a cravate, then swiftly and quickly snapmares Generico over. Pantera comes off of the ropes, grabs Pantera's legs on the way back, and goes for a folding press (aka Alligator Clutch, opponent folded in half at waist with all of your weight on their thighs), but the momentum of Pantera's charge allows Generico to roll all the way onto her stomach and crawl away. Generico looks over at Pantera and smirks, then grabs her hand, walks up the ropes, and leaps down, bringing Combatienta over with a flying headscissors into a grounded side headscissors. COACH I think I see what El Chica Generico is doing...instead of going balls-to-the-wall with brawling, she's trying to get under Pantera's skin by out-wrestling her and staying calm, as she knows that beating Pantera would hurt Pantera more than injuring her. COLE Also, I think a part of Generico wants to prove herself as a legitimate luchadore in the eyes of everyone out there. Combatienta kicks outward for a second, trying to escape in a panic, before calming down and bridging herself, then plants her hands on the mat and rolls backwards, to where she still is stuck in the headscissors, but is on her knees instead of her back. Pantera fakes an escape, then grabs the legs and rolls to her side for a form of a lateral press.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico still keeps her legs together, keeping Combatienta trapped in the headscissors. Pantera pounds the mat with her fists in frustration, then calms down and briefly does a headstand before popping her head out and landing on her knees, immediately grabbing Generico's legs so she can't move. Combatienta stands up and applies a cloverhold (wrap legs like a Texas Cloverleaf, but crank on knees instead of turning it over). Pantera cranks and twists on Generico's knees, trying to take out the flyer's top weapon. Generico finds an escape route, however, as she tries bridging with a headstand, then twists her body quickly to basically armdrag Pantera over with her legs! COACH El Chica Generico's proving the haters wrong, including the one she's wrestling! Pantera gets up, looking angry as sin while holding her back, and charges at Generico. Generico sends her off to the ropes with a bi paso. Combatienta comes off and gets lifted into a tilt-a-whirl manuever, but reverses it into an armdrag! Combatienta goes to one knee and sends Generico down with a legsweep as soon as she gets up, then comes off of the ropes. Generico rolls over onto her stomach for a dropdown, as Pantera leaps over her, then Combatienta comes off of the ropes again. Generico gets up just to get tornado-whipped off to the ropes by Pantera. Combatienta tries to lift Pantera for a tilt-a-whirl as she comes off of the ropes, but Generico reverses it into an awesome Deja Vu (double-rotation flying headscissors) that sends Combatienta sliding out of the ring! Pantera gets up in a daze on the floor, as Generico springboards to the top rope and hits an awesome corkscrew plancha into an armdrag on the floor! COLE That was awesome! While those two gather themselves on the outside, the next two in line, Valerie and Constance, cautiously enter the ring. Both competitors act VERY nervous, as the other wrestlers surrounding the ring pound the apron, causing the fans to clap their hands to the rhythm of that pounding. Valerie and Constance look around for an escape from having to wrestle one another, but can't find one. They finally shrug their shoulders and shake hands in mid-ring...then Constance slowly applies the loosest headlock you'll ever see, as Valerie feigns being hurt by it! Constance is seen laughing heavily, as the crowd boos loudly at the utter laziness. Valerie then "shoves" Constance off to the ropes, "causing" Constance to slowly walk to the ropes. Constance avoids actually bouncing off of the ropes, but comes back and lightly taps shoulders with Valerie, "shocked" to see that it didn't knock her down. COACH This is a ripoff! They both loudly say "Oh well!" and shrug their shoulders, then try to escape the ring. Constance is able to leave easily, but Valerie gets stopped at the apron by an angry Jenny Adams, who shoves her back into the ring! Adams enters the ring to replace Constance and start her team's batting order all over again, as Valerie scoots backwards, trying to beg off. Jenny looks around to the crowd, asking them if she should believe this. They loudly scream "NOOOO!". Valerie proves them right, going right to the eyes with an eyepoke from the thumb, then applying a headlock. CROWD BOOOOO! Valerie literally gets bored with the hold, so she goes right to a reverse hammerlock from behind. Adams is familiar with the situation however, and easily reverses with a go-behind into a reverse hammerlock of her own, to cheers from the crowd. Valerie reaches down for the legpull reversal, but can't get it, so she reverses with a drop toe hold, floated over to a front facelock, which she bridges with. Valerie cranks upward on Jenny's chin, as Adams screams loudly from the pain. But, she refuses to submit so easily. With blood rushing to her head quickly, Valerie rolls back from the bridged position into a regular front facelock. Valerie, again showing off her weakness (a short attention span), pulls Jenny up, while still keeping the front facelock on, then hooks her for a suplex, and spins her around into an inverted swinging neckbreaker! Valerie rolls right back onto her stomach, keeping the front facelock intact. COLE Say what you will, but Valerie's been like a shark with that grip on Jenny's head. Valerie continues to crank on the facelock, as the crowd starts to get behind Jenny... "JEN-NY!" "JEN-NY!" The crowd's chants help revive Adams, who slowly but surely starts to twist herself around, as Valerie, very animatedly, shakes her head in disapproval...and Jenny rolls to her side and reverses into a grounded reverse hammerlock! The crowd cheers, but Valerie gets to the ropes with her feet before they can get too excited. Adams breaks the hold immediately and gives Valerie room to breathe. Valerie takes all the time in the world to catch her composure. She keeps ahold of the ropes to make sure that Adams isn't legally allowed to attack her...but then sneak-attacks Adams with a headbutt to the gut! Valerie gets to her feet and applies another side headlock, but Adams is able to shoot Valerie off to the ropes before it can inflict too much punishment. Valerie comes off of the ropes, leaps over Adams's dropdown, then comes from the other end and ducks under Jenny's leapfrog. Valerie comes off of the first side again, as Adams rolls backwards for a monkey flip, but Valerie slows down, grabs Jenny's legs, lifts her in a wheelbarrow, and then tosses her up in the air, bringing her down with a brutal backbreaker! COACH Not nice! Valerie pulls Adams up by the hair quickly, avoiding threats from the referee, and delivers a stiff forearm to Jenny's back. Valerie hooks Jenny from the side and drops her hard with a snap side suplex, before turning her over and hitting an abrupt double stomp to her back. Valerie pulls Adams up again by the hair, and slaps her in the face, which draws the ire of the crowd. Valerie lifts Adams up and drops her across the knee with a side backbreaker, then lifts her up immediately and sends her down hard with a turnaround STO! Valerie goes for the cocky cover (neither leg hooked)... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Valerie looks to be VERY angry. She pulls Adams up with a front facelock, then drags her to her team's corner, where Valerie tags out to "Floggin'" Molly Matthews. Valerie yells at Molly to kick Jenny in the side as she holds her in a front facelock, but Molly refuses. Valerie walks to the outside of the ring, as Molly helps Jenny up. Molly and Jenny start to loudly converse... MOLLY "Tag out to the Kidd!" JENNY "No...I can keep going!" MOLLY "I just wanna wrestle someone fresh...." JENNY "No!" MOLLY "Suit yourself, but I ain't fighting you..." Molly then tags out to Brodie Lewis! Brodie tackles Molly to the ground, and both competitors trade STIFF punches to the face, reviving their brutal battle from the summer! These two go back and forth with the grounded punches, as Jenny's able to roll on top. This exchange gets so out of control that the referee, for the second time in the bout, has to seperate a fight with Brodie Lewis in it! He pulls Adams off of Brodie and holds her back, just long enough for Brodie to get up and nail a charging knee to Jenny's face! Adams goes down face-first, and Lewis nails her in the back of the head three times with right punches. Lewis pulls Adams up and goes after her neck with a DDT. Lewis goes right back to her primal instincts and strangles Adams with her bare hands once again! COLE This is barbaric! COACH Well, Brodie Lewis is pretty barbaric by nature! For some reason, Brodie lets go of the choke and pulls Adams up before the referee can initiate a count on the ground. Lewis then lets loose with a HARD chop to the chest. Brodie headbutts Jenny RIGHT in-between the eyes, then whips her off to the ropes. Brodie turns around, almost cockily, and doesn't see Jenny somehow walk up the ropes, backflip off of the top rope, and hit an incredible DDT! Adams immediately hops on Lewis and starts throwing punches again! COLE ...Yeah, I have no clue where Jenny gets this energy either. Adams pulls Brodie up to a bent positiion and starts wailing away with BRUTAL Kawada-style kicks to the face! One after one, each one harder than the last! After ten of them, Adams lets go, comes off of the ropes, and does a Red Star Press-style flip into a kick to the face! Adams goes for the cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Adams pulls her up with a front facelock, but Brodie fights it off with punches to the gut. Lewis tries an Irish whip, but Jenny plants her feet to the ground to block, then sends Brodie off to the ropes with one of her own. While Jenny positions for a back elbow, Brodie bounces off of the ropes and blind-tags the Benefactor! Lewis ducks the back elbow and slides out of the ring! Jenny turns around...right into a HYOOOOGE spear, the momentum of which flips the Benefactor over into a Northern Lights bridge... ONE! TWO! THREE! *********************** JENNY ADAMS (TEAM ONE) Eliminated By: Benefactor Eliminations: None Eliminated: 1st 5-6 ********************************* COLE Wow, of all of the people to be eliminated first... COACH Probably one of the top three favorites, and she's gone like THAT! Adams has to be pulled from the ring by a group of referees and taken to the locker room, as she tries attacking the Benefactor in an angry rage before being restrained. COLE Yeah, I don't blame her at ALL. The crowd is absolutely stunned at this development, but the match must go on. The Cannon Kidd enters the ring to face The Benefactor. Benefactor draws the young Kidd into a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Benefactor is able to easily transfer that to a headlock, and use that to take her over with a headlock takeover. Cannon Kidd panics in the hold, but is able to turn Benefactor on her shoulders for a pin... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benefactor rolls out and pulls the Kidd up in a clinch, then snapmares her over into a Dragon Sleeper. The Kidd gives away that, somehow, the hold isn't effecting her too badly, by bridging upward and trying an immediate escape, so The Benefactor plants her on the mat and goes for a lateral press... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benefactor pulls Kidd up in a clinch and tosses her to her team's corner, where she immediately tags in Julie Sharcor... COLE This is smart strategy: keep the rookie in and pounce on her with multiple wrestlers. "The Shark" immediately kicks The Kidd right in the kidneys. Sharcor pulls her from Benefactor and sends The Cannon Kidd right down to the mat with a waistlock takedown. Sharcor holds the Kidd's face down into the mat and applies a hammerlock. Sharcor then adjusts her positioning so she can hold down the arm with her knee, then throws palm strikes to the back of the Kidd's head while holding it down with her other hand. She switches to closed fists, and the referee forces her to break the hold, which she does. Sharcor gives the Kidd room for a clean break, which Kidd uses to quickly shake the cobwebs off and go for a dumb flying knee attack. Sharcor easily catches her smaller opponent in mid-air, and tosses her overhead with a suplex-type toss, right on her neck! COLE NOT GOOD! Sharcor looks like she's now pissed, as she quickly pulls The Cannon Kidd up and delivers a HARD snap powerbomb, keeps ahold of Kidd's leg, and turns it over into a stretch muffler (Brock-Lock)! The Kidd screeches in pain from the hold, reaching out for anything she can grab. Sharcor cranks on the Kidd's knee, but it's not enough to keep the Kidd from crawling to the ropes and getting a rope break. Sharcor backs up, but as the Kidd's pulling herself up with the ropes, Sharcor goes to charge at her to prevent a situation like last time...but the Kidd moves and Sharcor takes a dive to the outside! COACH Looks like speed and smarts overtook the beast! The Kidd looks down at the floor, shocked at what she's done! The crowd reacted heavily to it, as Sharcor simply looks up, with the reddest face you ever will see! The Kidd kind of smirks at her, then turns around...and walks right into a springboard armdrag from El Chica Generico that sends her to the outside! COLE What goes around comes around! COACH But what goes around wasn't as cool as what came around! Confusia bolts into the ring to replace her departed partner, and runs right into a bi paso! Confusia comes off of the ropes, walks under Generico's leapfrog, then leaps over the dropdown on the way back. Confusia then steps under a leapfrog, comes off of the ropes again, and leaps over a dropdown. Confusia comes off of the ropes again, runs under a leapfrog, and leaps over a drop-down on the way back. Confusia comes off of the ropes, steps under a leapfrog AGAIN, and leaps over a drop-down AGAIN on the way back. Confusia then stops dead in her tracks...and scratches her chin in confusion. She shrugs her shoulders and questions the referee in babble-speak, to which he shrugs as well. She then shoves Generico and converses with her... CONFUSIA Bah bah! Eddity boo-bah! Bah! Bah! Escargot Chevrolet TIto Santana! GENERICO Hmm...(scratches chin) (motions actions with her hands) Leap...drop, run-run. Leap...drop, run-run. CONFUSIA HUH? GENERICO Um...Senor Perfect Hennig....Jose Powers...El Dandy... CONFUSIA El Dandy? GENERICO EL DANDY! CONFUSIA (growls, then walks over and bites the stuffing out of a turnbuckle pad, THEN spits the padding in her mouth out on the mat and draws a line with her foot and flexes her biceps) GUN SHOW! BANG! BANG! GENERICO (covers her mouth laughing at Confusia) El Silly Goose! (slaps referee's chest, they both laugh) CONFUSIA (infuriated) Urgh-ugh-ugh ziddy uber boo-boo...MEGAPOWERS EXPLODE! GENERICO (puffs face out and points finger at Confusia) YOOOOOOU! (Hulks up for no reason) ...and all of this results in an armdrag from Generico! Both competitors bounce back up, and Generico does a standing leap into a hurricanrana cradle! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both are up, and Generico gives Confusia a bi paso again. This time, Confusia is clever enough to bust out a handspring into a backwards thrust leap that ends up in a wheelbarrow victory roll variation... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico rolls it back into a cradle of her own, but repositions herself to where it's a prawn hold with a bridge... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico comes off of the ropes again, but gets caught in a waistlock go-behind by Confusia, straight into a state roll prawn hold... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia then comes off of the ropes and leaps over a dropdown by Generico, then comes back and does a leaping roll over a low dropkick by Generico. Confusia leaps onto the second rope and goes for a quebrada (lionsault), but Generico avoids it. Confusia lands on her feet, but Generico comes off of the ropes behind her and nails a jumping heel kick! Generico goes for a lateral press... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Generico pulls Confusia up quickly and goes for an Irish whip. Confusia comes off of the ropes, as Generico bends down for a backdrop. Confusia sees this and tries to avoid it by jumping on Generico's back and going for a Code Red. But, Generico is able to flip her over forward into a powerbomb attempt...that Confusia reverses into a hurricanrana into a cradle! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia immediately bolts off and comes off of the ropes, knowing Generico'll get back up quickly (which she does). Confusia goes for a Yakuza kick, but Generico reverses with a backsweep legtrip! Generico stands up and hits a great standing moonsault into a pin! ONE! TWO KICKOUT! Generico takes a quick breather on her knees, then pops up and yells "OLE!", to which the crowd responds with an "OLE!" of their own. Generico then tries to pull Confusia up, but gets a headbutt to the gut for her troubles. Confusia hooks Generico and lifts her for a vertical suplex...then drops her gut-first on her knee. Generico rolls onto her back. Confusia charges to the ropes, then does a handspring where she lands on her feet with a double stomp onto Generico's gut! COLE That'll make you lose your lunch in a hurry! Confusia gets up, runs and leaps onto the second rope, and hits a version of the Armani Shoe Exchange (lionsault twisted into senton), then goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia gets frustrated and pulls Generico up with a front facelock, then drags her over to her corner and tags out to Ashley Street. Confusia passes off the front facelock to Street, then goes to the floor. Street quickly converts the front facelock to a snapmare, and goes into a grounded chinlock. Generico reaches out (literally) for fan support, which she gets in the form of clapping, which gives her the strength to slowly turn herself over. Generico from there is able to somehow bust out a headstand, the momentum of which she follows into falling on her BUTT, which allows her to escape the chinlock and go right into a headlock. COLE Definite change of pace between these two allies... Generico pulls Street up to a standing position with the headlock, but gets shoved off to the ropes. Generico comes off of the ropes and ducks a clothesline, then tries for a handspring elbow...which Street is able to reverse into a kneeling Blue Thunder Bomb! Street goes for a lateral press! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Street then pulls Generico up and delivers a side suplex that positions her closer to the other team's corner, then tags out to Pantera Combatienta. Pantera pulls Generico up immediately and sends her off to the ropes with an Irish whip. The worn-out Generico comes off of the ropes and runs into a backsweep legtrip, then Combatienta comes off of the adjacent ropes and hits a running back senton onto Generico's weakened stomach. Combatienta rolls Generico onto her back and applies an inverted version of the Cattle Mutilation where the giver is facing the opposite direction, placing her head in between Generico's shoulderblades and trying to stretch out Generico's mid-section. Generico struggles in the hold, as the crowd gets behind her.. "GEN-ER-I-CO!" *clap clap clap clap clap* "GEN-ER-I-CO!" Generico tries desperately to escape, but is unable to. But, she refuses to tap out to Pantera, the woman who embarrassed her on national TV. Finally, Combatienta gets frustrated and turns the hold over into a backslide of sorts... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera immediately grabs a front facelock, pulls Generico up, and grounds her again with a snapmare before wrapping on a behind headscissors (they're both facing the same way), then turning it over and moving her knees and thighs up and down to drive Generico's face into the canvas (ala Alex Shelley)! COACH Disrespectful AND dangerous! Pantera rolls that into an inverted victory roll cradle... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The crowd cheers, as Pantera pounds the mat in frustration. The Benefactor then tries to get into the ring, but the referee goes over to try and get her out. This proves to be a fake-out just to disract the referee, as Constance immediately slides into the ring, grabs El Chica Generico, and performs the Package Piledriver (an illegal move in this bout) on her! After spiking her on her skull, Constance tells Pantera to "make her tap out!" sarcastically. Constance slides out of the ring as the referee turns around and sees Pantera applying a triangle choke...Generico's out cold, so the referee starts the hand-drop test.. It's raised..and it FALLS! COLE NO! It's raised again...and it FALLS! COACH This is a pile of crap! It's raised a THIRD TIME...AND IT FALLS! ******************** EL CHICA GENERICO (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 2nd Eliminations: None Eliminated By: Pantera Combatienta 5-5 ************************** COLE Both teams are down one wrestler now, but it shouldn't be that way after this crap! Generico's completely unconcious, and needs to be helped to the back by officials. Valerie strolls into the ring, assuming that Pantera Combatienta and her are totally cool with one another after that scheme with her partner Constance. Valerie throws her hand out for a handshake, and Pantera shakes it... ..but then shakes her finger "no" and pulls Valerie in for an armdrag! Valerie rolls out of the ring and throws a fit at ringside to the fans' delight! COACH So wait...Pantera Combatienta is a total bitch when it comes to Generico, but otherwise is pretty cool? *scratches bald head* Molly Matthews runs into the ring to replace Valerie, and gets sent off with a bi paso to the ropes. Pantera tries a hiptoss, but Molly lands on her feet. Combatienta is able to reposition her arm and snapmare Matthews down to the mat. Combatienta then backs up and nails a quick twisting, falling headbutt. Pantera then goes through the motions of a figure-four-leglock...but with Molly's arms instead, forcing Molly to apply a choke on HERSELF. Combatienta sits down with it, and with her free leg, chooses to deliver Molly sitting bootscrapes. COLE The veteran of the mat wars is stretching out a young'un. Molly kicks the mat in pain, and the crowd gets behind her with clapping. This clapping intensifies to the point to where Molly is able to roll fully onto her stomach, and allowing her to easily pull her head out of this predicament. Molly then stands up and is able to pull her arms out, allowing her to go up and position Combatienta for a camel clutch...but then rolls both of them sideways...and again...and again...and again... and right into a Gedoh Clutch pin... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH That's commonly known in wrestling circles as the "Kiwi Roll", a move, believe it or not, popularized by the Funks in the 60's. Both competitors come up to their feet, and Pantera tries for a Shawn Capture (leap into a short-arm-scissors takeover), but Molly drives her down to the mat and goes into a schoolgirl.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Molly gets to her feet before Combatienta, and tries pulling her up...but gets an upward palm thrust to the jaw for her troubles. Pantera snapmares her over, and delivers a STIFF toe hick to Matthews' chest that keeps her completely horizontal. Combatienta does a standing turn and hits a standing moonsault into a pin.. ONE TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera pulls Molly up and snapmares her closer to Pantera's team's corner, then Pantera tags out to Constance, who pulls Molly up and gives her an Irish whip. Molly comes off of the ropes and runs right into a top elbow (ala Dusty Rhodes) by Constance. Constance comes off of the adjacent ropes and hits a big elbow drop, right into a cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance goes right into a chinlock. The referee checks Molly and isn't paying attention to Constance...so she puts her feet up on the ropes! The crowd boos, as she's doing this right underneath the ref's nose. Right when he's ready to look up, she drops her feet. The referee questions her about the shaking ropes and the fans' screams, but she shrugs it off. The referee goes back to checking Molly, so Constance does it again! The referee's unaware, but the fans are repeatedly screaming about it. The referee goes to look, but Constance drops her feet again before he can see. He shrugs it off this time, and goes back to checking Molly. Constance goes back and does it for a third time! This time, a fan yells something directly at her, and Constance takes offense to it. So, she gets into an argument with the fan. As these two argue, Constance doesn't notice that the referee's looking up and looking directly at her feet on the ropes...so he shoves them off and orders the hold to be broken! COLE Finally! Constance pulls Molly up slowly and grabs a waistlock. But, Molly quickly reverses with a go-behind into a waistlock, then charges Constance forward, trying to bounce off of the ropes for momentum for a state roll prawn hold...but Constance holds onto the ropes and goes nowhere, while Molly rolls backwards. Constance stands there and taunts the crowd by pointing at her brain...so Molly gets back up, grabs the waistlock, and rolls her back into a prawn hold.. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Molly comes off of the ropes...but Constance kips up and drops Molly with a Sky High powerbomb on the way back! Constance chooses to pose instead of pin Molly after it, causing the crowd to boo again. Constance pulls Molly up, and sends her off with another Irish whip. Molly comes off of the ropes and runs right into a hard superkick to the jaw! Constance then swings herself around and drops an elbow drop, then covers Molly... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Constance angrily pulls Molly up with a front facelock and tags in the Cannon Kidd... COLE For the sake of her team, tagging in the Kidd might be a dumb move. The Kidd is not only inexperienced, but she's friends with Molly and will probably take it easy on her, making it really easy for their opponent-in-peril gameplan to go array. The Kidd grabs a headlock, but like predicted, Molly's able to easily escape and send the Kidd down to the mat with a front legsweep, then roll her into a Gedoh Clutch pin... ONE! TWO! THREE! ******************************** THE CANNON KIDD (TEAM ONE) Eliminated: 3rd Eliminated By: "Floggin'" Molly Matthews Eliminations: None 4-5 *********************************** COLE Out of nowhere... The Kidd pounds the mat in frustration, but respectfully gets right back up and shakes Matthews' hand. As the Kidd leaves to go to the back, Confusia comes from behind Molly and tries grabbing her for a side suplex. Molly turns around in shock and gets lifted onto Confusia's shoulders, then dropped with a Death Valley Driver! Confusia then runs off to the ropes, but does a semi-619 in the ropes before letting go and letting the momentum allow her to fly right back into the ring with an elbow drop on Molly! Confusia goes for the cover... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Confusia comes up on both knees and yells to the heavens in frustration. She pulls Molly up, and yells "UNCANNY ILLUSION HAMMER!" That's the name of her whirlybird into an Ace Crusher, which she then goes for. But, in mid-rotation, Molly slips out, leaps backwards, and makes the tag to Brodie Lewis! Brodie storms in and knocks Confusia down with a big right hook! Brodie pulls Confusia up, kicks her in the stomach, then powerbombs her right on top of her damn neck! Brodie reaches down without looking, grabbing the laces of Confusia's mask, and loosens them enough that Confusia is able to slip it off of her head and make it look like Brodie did it! Confusia covers up, though she still has a Glacier-style mouth-mask on, and the referee sees this...and he calls for a disqualification! ***************** BRODIE LEWIS (TEAM TWO) Eliminated: 4rd Eliminated By: Confusia Eliminations: None 4-4 ********************** Lewis grabs the referee and throws him down! She grabs Confusia by the head and tosses her to the outside! Lewis goes nuts with repeated stomps to her back, then grabs any chair she can get her hands on, and tosses it onto the prone body of young Confusia! An entire crew of officials come out to break this incident up, as Lewis grabs a singular chair and repeatedly slams it down on Confusia! It takes all ten referees to finally get Lewis to the locker room, in all of her rage! COLE Talk about a poor sport! COACH Honestly...I think Brodie's just mad that she doesn't get to fight again until she goes out drinking at the pub later!

Home now, I'll set up the show in GCF and just add the rest in as I get it. If I'm only missing Eski's match once the Main is in, I'll post it, unless people don't want me to.

Good good, don't worry Eski, I'll leave room for your match. Plenty of time guys, I'm about to duck off to work for a couple of hours, I'll post the show when I get back.

Is there a TSM chatroom open?

Four down, four to go. Looking good guys, keep it up.

So, the card... OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Stephen Joseph (champion) vs. Tha Puerto Rican Special Referee: Jesse Ventura OAOAST X-Division Championship Peter Knight (champion) vs. The Parka OAOAST Tag Team Championship - IronTag Rules The Usual Suspects (champions) vs. The Global Party Exchange HI-YAH Heavyweight Title Christian Wright © vs. Dan Black Tony Brannigan vs. Bohemoth 8-Man Elimination Tag Match Stevens/Heyross Incorporated vs. The Deadly Alliance 8-Man Elimination Tag Match NNMX & SCM vs. Heavenly Rockers & Sooner Bruisers Women's Torneo Cibernetica Vitamin X vs. Otaku II -really solid card guys, should be a great show. I'd like to have everything in by 7, so 12 hours from now. That's best-case scenario. If not, 9 would be fine. Any later than that, and the show would have to wait an hour or so until about 11 or 12. EDIT: Matches recieved (or completed) have been bolded.

T-Wolves beat the Cavs, KG hits a jumper on the buzzer. Is it me, or has the Central Division become the strongest in the League?

AND THEN LOSE TO THE GOD DAMN FUCKING HAWKS. AT HOME. FUCKING FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCKER ^This was much similar to my reaction.

Just made my choices then... East: F- Jermaine O'Neal F- LeBron James C- Ben Wallace G- Allen Iverson G- Dwayne Wade West: F- Elton Brand F- Shawn Marion C- Marcus Camby G- Kobe Bryant G- Jason Richardson Write-in: Chris Paul

There's no mod online, so I predict we'll get these threads in every folder.

I'm marking out for that.

Whatever happened to The Kat? I mean, at least we got some random nudity when she was in the company. That had to have added at least a couple hundred thousand viewers.

OR Daivari can change HIS name & convert to hip-hop. Have Cena dress him up & shit, show him the game, give him some bad bitches, some big blunts, the works. You forgot to say 'hilarity ensues' at the end.

Wow, I'd already written a little something, but this is better. Thanks KC.

Orton-Taker: meh, it was always going to happen, may as well get it out of the way before 2006. JBL-Edge: Could be decent, but that would mean that Edge would go to SmackDown permanently, and Teddy Long would just happen to forgive him for going against SmackDown for the last two months, and repay him for his hatred of SmackDown with a Number One Contendors match. Unless this is Teddy punishing Edge and putting his briefcase on the line, won't work. Booker-Benoit: The SmackDown spoilers confuse and annoy me, plus this means that Benoit is going to stay with the company, which, in light of recent events, isn't a huge surprise. Kennedy-Mysterio: Assuming Batista isn't as injured as we are led to believe, why not do Hardy-Kennedy and Big Dave-Rey Rey for the belt? I don't like the idea of Kennedy-Mysterio, probably because I really don't see Ken Kennedy anywhere near Rey's level. MNM-Mexicools: Yep, I'd be happy with this. Four lightweights flying around and making for an entertaining match. They need to feud for more than just a throwaway month, though. Juvi-London: Once again, this would please a lot of people. But knowing WWE's booking, we'll get Juvi-Funaki in a battle of the stereotypes, and London will feature on a very special internet-only pre-Heat. Lashley-Hardy: ....nah. This wouldn't do either man any good. Either you have Lashley do another squash, or you put him with a guy that's as big as he is. That's how the monsters work. They squash little guys, they squash medium guys, and then they 'showcase their amazing power' by lifting guys the same size as they are. I suppose if they re-created Matt-Lesnar it would work, but it'd hurt Matt a lot to lose to Lashley. Lashley needs to face (and defeat) someone like a Heidenreich, or a Bob Holly. Just quick, 'dominant' matches. If Snitsky were on SD he'd be a prime candidate for this.

Wow, KG and Marbury in the Knicks would make them a damn strong team. With Brown coaching, who knows where they could go if that deal went through. EDIT: Oh, and I had a dream last night that Stephon was traded to Atlanta. Go figure.

I never got the opportunity to see 1997 WCW, so I'd probably buy this if it includes a comprehensive feature on the Crow character and nWo feud.

I like the idea of cycling wrestlers, perhaps they could go in groups, with each wrestler getting one month off in every six, or something similar.

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I find this offensive.

For the set, playing on Papa's poster, I was thinking your normal ramp, but with two entrances, separated by a giant sword that is seemingly lodged in the ramp. One entrance for upstarts, one for originals.

Mark Schwartzer is our new hero.