Adam

Fucking asshole. *Top Rope Axel Slam through nuclear waste*

Not entirely sure, but it certainly sounds like Mascot.

Wow, that's better than Mania. EDIT: Question, what are the plans for the Tag Division in the next few months? I've got a team coming that's made up of two major singles wrestlers that I want to insert into the tag ranks. They're like the X Division Black T.

Thanks for the constructive criticism Grumco/Mascot, I'll certainly take it into account. Read Climax, did we? Oh, and if Chuck regrets putting me over I'd appreciate it if he says it to my face, with valid reasons as to why. If you're putting words in his mouth, then kindly fuck off.

LOLZ 2005

Cal is being announced at the top of the show, right?

I'm still in College studying Law, but in the meantime I'm doing contract Audio Production work for a company, producing the audio for advertisments, DVD Documentaries, etc. I'm in radio as well, but I'm not getting paid for it yet, I just get my name on the door for concerts, free CDs and movie tickets, etc. A bit more experience and I could apply for a job at one of the commerical stations as a presenter or producer, but I wouldn't want to.

His hands are tied. If the umps are too stupid to see him being held, then he can't do a thing. The interpretation of the rules this year has been woeful, turning it into a girls game. Remember the good old days where you could accidentally belt someone and get off with a fine? Or when you could swear until you were blue in the face at the Umpire and he'd just laugh at you, because you'd both be having a beer after the game? Good old days.

The Very Best of the Foo Fighters 1. This is a Call 2. Learn to Fly 3. Monkey Wrench 4. My Hero 5. Best of You 6. Generator 7. No Way Back 8. Big Me 9. Everlong 10. Walking After You 11. Virginia Moon 12. Halo 13. Miracle 14. For All The Cows Probably the tracks that I'd pick, don't know how many agree with me, but feel free to critique.

Well this is interesting*. *=if interesting means the same old shit.

Aussie Rules is more exciting than League simply because of the high flying and the athleticism. If you like sheer power, strength and force, then League is for you. I can watch League quite comfortably, but I LOVE Aussie Rules. Incredible action, amazing athleticism and great endurace shown by the top players such as Ling, Judd, Ablett, Cousins, Cooney, and Akermanis.

First of all, props to Tony on a great PPV. Everything seemed to flow very, very well. The opening was, as Alf said, hilarious. All those WrestleCrap gimmicks in one. Awesome job there. Also, I think its a mark to Hoff that half the guys on the roster seem to be using in their commentary. Great opener. These two teams have been feuding for what seems like ages now, but it doesn't get tiring as they are both written very, very well. Not sure if it was Eski or Tony, but whoever it was, great job. Good character development by VX, seems like a real asshole. Popick's little squash was fun. Man, great women's brawl between Jenny and Brodie. Feel the hatred! And the blood! I didn't expect this match to be as bloody as it was, but it was very well written. Really put over the intensity of the bout. Well done. Well done to Hoff with what time he had. Great finish, and served to further the Axel/Hoff feud. I'll agree that it was rushed, but Hoff did well in the time. Nice little match between Black Widow and Lilian. Could have been longer, but hey, no matter. More feedback VERY SOON~! I'm really looking forward to reading Ultimate X, as well as the Heartland title match which I'm about to read right now. Good stuff so far.

Hey, the guy makes some good points. He obviously researched his work one hell of a lot. Not saying he's right, we'll never know. But he makes good points.

Done and in guys. Should be a good event.

COLE Well, its now time for our Main Event, the Fatal 4 Way match for the OAOAST Championship. While this match was made just days ago, lets look at the history between each of these opponents, because there are some interesting relationships here. COACH Certainly are Michael, the most obvious one is between Tony Brannigan and Axel. These two have been fighting over this World title over the past four months, and every battle has been just incredible. No strangers to each other, each man will want to settle the score tonight. CABOOSE And look at the Original Elite factor, Tony Brannigan and CWM are having squabbles because both are in tonights match. The big question is: will they work together to eliminate both of thier opponents and try and bring the title back to the Elite? It all depends who is greedier. COLE And, of course, there's Gunner Sharps and Axel. Running buddies in The Bleeding Souls in Detroit before they came to this federation, their relationship has been rocky at best. The only other time these two have met on Pay Per View was back at Living Angleously of 2004, where Axel beat Gunner Sharps by submission. There are a lot of dynamics to this contest, and Axel had better know what he is walking into here, as the champions advantage is taken away from him. It does not matter who is pinned, or who submits, the same result happens - a winner, and OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. Could we see Finger Poke of Doom 2K5 from The Elite? CABOOSE I doubt it Cole, because neither man wants to give up a title shot, even for the greater good of their group. CWM and Tony Brannigan are both going to go full tilt tonight at a title shot. COLE Lets send you down to ringside where Michael Buffer is standing by. *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Fatal Four Way Match, and it is for the One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Championship of the WORLD!!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" [i]I would never bother you I would never promise to I will never follow you I will never bother you Never say a word again I will crawl away for good[/i] As the opening verse of Nirvana's 'You Know You're Right' echoes throughout the arena and the smoke clears from the entrance way, CWM appears, in normal attire consisting of torn shorts and Nirvana 'smilie face' T-Shirt. Walking to the ring, he doesn't acknowledge any fans' boos, or even the ones who want to slap his hand, choosing to storm dwon the ramp and slide into the ring, before dropping into the corner, arms draped over the ropes. COLE A picture of concentration, CWM is ready for a fight tonight. CABOOSE He hasn't been in a Pay Per View Main Event for a very long time guys, over a year for CWM. But he's used to this feeling, he has been a top star in this company for all three and a half years of its existance. As 'You Know You're Right' fades out, 'Sick' by Dope fades in, as the crowd continues this negative reaction. [i]Heres to tomorrow baby I'm feelin sick Complain the whole world's angry You make me sick[/i] From behind the entrance curtain steps Gunner Sharps, dressed in his orange jumpsuit. Gunner beats his chest at the top of the ramp, and then makes a belt motion around his waist, not that the belt could fit around there anyway. The big man walks down the ramp, and fakes hitting one of the fans that are hurling insults at him, before grinning and swearing at the fan. Gunner climbs up the ring steps, and steps over the top rope with ease, before going over to the opposite corner to CWM, eyeing his former leader in the Underground. [i] He's Simply Ravishing... OWWW![/i] Ah yes, the familiar strains of the late Rick Rude's former WWF theme, 'Simply Ravishing'. The jam-packed Skydome give a smilar reception to Tony Brannigan as he makes his way out to ringside, but there are a section of the crowd who are cheering the former Champ. COLE Big night for this man, Tony Brannigan. Lost the OAOAST Championship last month to Axel, and is looking to regain it tonight. CABOOSE I think the best thing to come out of this match for both Tony and Axel is the fact that they don't necessarily have to beat each other to win, or in Axel's case remain, the champion. They're so evenly matched, and found it so hard to beat one another that they'll relish the chance for some other competition, some other dynamics in the match. Tony steps into the ring and poses on the turnbuckles to his music, the crowd again responding in a mixed reaction, but mostly a negative one. Jumping off the ropes, Tony surveys his opponents, until.. ...THE ARENA IS PLUNDGED INTO DARKNESS! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!" A drum beat starts up, one that hasn't been heard for months in an OAOAST arena. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" COLE What? The beat of the drum is soon joined by a man's voice... [i]Can you feel that?[/i] ...and a guitar... [i]...shit[/i] The drums and guitars get louder, and louder, as the AngleTron fills with a blood-red color, that leaves one word outlined in black: PAIN. The crowd is electric, the beat of the drum becomes more prominent, the guitars gaining rhythm and purpose, as the crowd waits for the inevitable... [i][b]OWWWW-A-A-A-A![/i][/b] [size=7][b][color=red]BOOOOOOOOOOOMM!![/size][/color][/b] The crowd comes alive with a HUGE cheer as Disturbeds' "Down with the Sickness" begins to blare over the loudspeakers. From the set comes none other than the OAOAST Champion, Axel, who appears more pumped up than he has been in a long time. [i]Drowning deep in my sea of loathing, Broken your servant I kneel (Will you give in to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me (Will you give in to me?)[/i] Axel plays to the crowd on both sides of the ramp, pointing to the belt around his waist, and then turning his attention to the ringside faithful around the ramp as the song continues. [i]Looking at my own reflection When suddenyl it changes Violently it changes (oh no)[/i] Axel slaps a few hands at ringside and takes position halfway down the entrance ramp, pointing left, and then right, and then at his three opponents in the ring... [i]There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me...[/i] [b][color=red]BOOOOOOM![/color][/b] ...and striking the Crucifix Pose, setting off a chain of pyro not only at the ramp, but around the arena roof, with blasts all around the arena! CABOOSE Showoff. COLE Axel has this crowd pumped up for a huge Main Event here at License to Pin! The champion runs to the ring, slapping hands on the way, runs up the ring steps and enters the battlefield. Taking his place in the free corner, Axel chooses to pose to the fans while 'Down with the Sickness' continues to blare. The music fades down, as Michael Buffer begins the announcments. BUFFER Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time, let me introduce to you the participants in this match. The three challengers. First, weighing in at two hundred five pounds, a former OAOAST World, Tag Team and Twenty-Four Seven Champion, as well as one of the founders of this company. A bonafide legend and member of the Fall of Haim, from Abbotsford, British Columbia... COBAIN WAS MURDERED - CEEE DOUBLE-UUUUUUUUU EEEEEEMMMMMMMM!!!!! CWM flips the crowd off as Buffer continues the announcments. BUFFER Next, standing seven feet tall and weighing in tonight at three hundred fifty eight pounds, a former OAOAST Twenty-Four Seven Champion, and one of the greatest Big Men to ever grace an OAOAST ring. From Detroit, Michigan... GUNNNERRRRR SHAAAAARRPPPPSSS! The big man beats his chest and salutes to the crowd, who respond in more boos. BUFFER And, weighing in tonight at two hundred ninety two pounds. A former OAOAST World and Tag Team Champion, as well as a HI-YAH Tag Team Champion. One of the true superstars of this company, the man who has come to prominence as a true Main Event star in the last few months. From Hollywood, California... 'T-BOD' TONNYYYYYY BRAAAANNNIIGGGANNNNN!!!! "BOOYEEBOOYEEABOOOOOOO!!!" Yes, thats exactly how you describe the reaction of the crowd to the reading of Tony's name. Mixed. BUFFER Finally, last but by far, not least. Weighing in tonight at two hundred, fifty-eight and one quarter pounds. Known the world around for his intensity in the ring, and his professionalism outside of it. Former Twenty-Four Seven Champion, and Lethal Rumble winner. He is the current, REIGNING and DEFENDING One and Only Anglesault Thread Professional Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOORRRLLLDDD!!!! A native of Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, the master of the Axel Slam... THIS. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXELLLLLL!!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!" The champion strikes the crucifix pose with belt in hand, before giving the prestigious title to the referee, who shows it to the other three competitors in the match, before holding it up for the world to see. *DING DING DING* COLE The bell is rung, and we are underway in our Main Event for the evening! Remember as well, because this is a Fatal Four Way match, there are no disqualifications, and no countouts! Axel is the first to step out of his corner, and he is soon met by Gunner, as the two former friends have harsh words. Even though there is a distinct height difference, Axel does not back away from the big man, but is forced to when Gunner throws the first punch! Axel is on the offensive quickly though, as he lands a right hand of his own! Right by Gunner, and Axel comes right back! Gunner! Axel! Gunner! Axel! COACH This is a slugfest early! Gunner gets the better of the champion, and slugs away at his temple, causing Axel to back into the corner and try to cover up. Gunner goes for a haymaker shot, but the champion ducks under the big man and turns the tables, trapping him in the corner and delivering hard rights, followed by an uppercut! Axel turns around, seemingly to get a run up into the corner again... ... but he is floored by a Tony Brannigan clothesline! "BOOOOOO!" COLE Tony took advantage of that opening exchange, and now it appears as if he and CWM are going to work. Tony starts hammering away at Axel with right hands on the canvas, while CWM goes to work on Gunner Sharps in the corner. CWM wrenches the arm of Gunner, before trying an Irish Whip into the opposite corner. Gunner reverses and sends CWM into the turnbuckle back-first. The big man charges at CWM, but the veteran gets his feet up, sending Gunner backward. CWM charges this time, but Gunner has the move scouted, landing a HUGE running powerslam on CWM! CABOOSE Amazing power showcased by Gunner Sharps. I always knew he had Main Event potential! Meanwhile, Tony is teeing off on Axel still, before bringing the champion to his feet. T-Bod with a stiff boot to the stomach, and a front face lock, before taking Axel over with a suplex. Gunner tries to take advantage of the fact that Tony is on the ground by grabbing his hair, but Tony lands a thumb to the eye, disorientating the big guy for a moment, long enough for Tony to get on the offensive with right hands. Gunner tries to come back with shots, but CWM is there for the double team along with Tony Brannigan. COACH The Original Elite working together! I knew it! CWM and Tony catch each other in a glance, before sending the three hundred pounder for an Irish Whip. Gunner comes off of the ropes and tries a Double Clothesline, but both men duck under, and deliver a Double Neckbreaker to Gunner Sharps, followed by a double elbow drop! CWM and Tony get up from the tandem moves to face each other, but are soon focused on Axel, as the champion is on his feet. Axel charges for Tony, but CWM cuts him off, landing a right hand to the midsection, and then a boot, before both men grab Axel and deliver a Double DDT! COLE Great tandem offense! Tony Brannigan with a cover on Axel! ONE... TW-NO! CWM pulls Tony off of Axel! COACH Wait a minute! Are they working together? Tony gets up and comes eye to eye with his stablemate, asking him exactly what the hell that was about. CWM shrugs and tells him something which seems to raise the ire of Tony Brannigan, so much so that Tony lands a slap on CWM! "OOOOOOOH!" ...CWM takes Tony down with a tackle! "YEEEEEAH!" COLE Wow! So much for the Elite! Right hands by CWM on Tony, but Brannigan turns the tables and lands right hands on CWM. Both men are up, CWM ducks a clothesline attempt, tries a Pollycutter... no! Tony pushes CWM off.... ..and right into a Gunner Sharps big boot! CABOOSE What a shot to the chin! Tony turns around, but he too gets knocked down, but by an Axel Harlem Side Kick! COLE High Leg Lariat there by Axel, and both Elites are down! Watch Gunner here... Gunner tries to ambush Axel with a right hand, but Axel block it and hits one of his own, followed by a European Uppercut! And a second! A third! Snapmare take over by Axel, and a VICIOUS KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! "UWAHHH!" Axel with a legdrop, and a COVER! ONE... TW-NO! CWM pulls Axel off the cover! COACH What a kick to the back of the head by Axel there! We heard that impact all the way up here! He's certainly learnt some things in Japan guys! CABOOSE I hate to agree with you... so I won't. That kick sucked. CWM with an elbow shot to Axel, and a left elbow, before Spinning... but Axel ducks a third elbow attempt! Axel ducks behind CWM, before delivering a beautiful release German Suplex, landing CWM right on the back of his neck! Axel follows the move up with locking in a ground front face lock, and putting all the pressure on CWM's neck, zeroing in on his target. COLE Beautiful German by Axel there, and now he seems to be working on the neck of CWM. Axel continues to hold the Front Face Lock even tighter, until it is broken up by a Tony Brannigan boot to the back of the head of the Champion. Brannigan lifts Axel to his feet, Irish Whp by Tony, Axel stops himself at the ropes, holding on to the top, but Tony follows up with a Cactus Jack clothesline, sending both men over the top! The crowd cheer, as the action has spilled ever closer to them, not stopping to think that if one of these guys were to accidentally clothesline them or something, they'd be totally rooted! Gunner is on his feet in the meantime, as is CWM. The two former stablemates in the Underground eye each other, before charging. CWM is smarter however, as he ducks an incoming shot by Sharps and lands a Spinning Elbow, but it doesn't send the big man off of his feet. CWM tries another, but Gunner lands a boot to the midsection, and puts CWM in a standing bodyscissors, before lifting him up for a Powerbomb... ...But You Can't Powerbomb CWM- Hurricanrana! COLE Beautiful Headscissors takeover by CWM! CABOOSE Look, Michael, please. Call the move right, or not at all. Simple choice. CWM holds onto Gunner's legs! ONE... TW-NO! Gunner uses his strength to get out of the pinning predicament. With Axel getting up first on the outside, Tony has to work fast, and does so with a shot to the midsection of the champion, before grabbing him by the hair, and driving his face into the guardrail, causing some fat guy to spill his beer. The fat guy takes great offense to this, and tries to hit Tony from the crowd, but he is soon taken away by security. Flustered by this, Tony falls prey to an attack by Axel, with the champion knocking his foe down with a clothesline on the outside. Axel picks Tony up once again and this time tries an Irish Whip into the guardrail, but Brannigan reverses and Axel goes back first into the steel! Tony charges, but Axel is smarter than that, ducking and sending Tony into the crowd! In the ring, CWM has Gunner in the corner and is once again pounding away, this time with right hands. And whether the founding member likes it or not, the crowd is counting along as he stands on the second turnbuckle... ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!!! CWM jumps off of the turnbuckle and runs to the opposite side. He then charges at Gunner, and jumps into the corner... ...but Gunner catches him, and PLANTS him on the back of his head with a one armed slam! COLE Amazing power shown there by Gunner Sharps! Amazing! Gunner follows the move straight away by grabbing CWM by the throat, and lifting him to his feet, before lifting him even further in a Gorilla Press! Gunner keeps CWM up there for a few seconds, then dropping him down in a Spinebuster! COACH The Tortured Soul Slam! Cover! ONE... TWO... NO! CWM kicks out right at the count of two. Gunner begins to tee off on CWM again with rights, as the camera switches to Tony Brannigan, who has gained the advantage over Axel, and is coming back to ringside with the champion. Tony drives Axel's head into the guardrail once again, and then throws Axel back over, before climbing over himself. Tony tries to pick the Champion up, but no dice, as Axel is keeping low to the ground. Brannigan goes for the second option, hitting the champion with a hard right, before beginning a search under the ring, perhaps for some weapons... COLE Uh-oh! Tony's channeling the spirit of the Dudleys... he's got a table! Tony succeeds in grabbing Axel and picking him up to his feet, then positioning him in a standing bodyscissors, right next to the table. T-Bod tries to get Axel up for a Powerbomb, but Axel blocks the move, holding onto Tony's legs. Tony tries again, but the same result. Before Brannigan can try for a third time, Axel has dropped to his knees, and lands an Uppercut, sending Brannigan backward! Tony tries a clothesline on Axel, but the champion ducks! ...SPINEBUSTAHHH~! THROUGH THE TABLE! COLE WOW! COACH SO Much Better than HOFFS!!! In the ring, Gunner throws CWM for an Irish Whip, CWM uses his ringsmarts to slide under Gunner's legs, and takes his leg out with a sweeping kick! Gunner is on his knees! CWM off of the ropes... SHINING WIZARD! COACH The Shining Wizard kick by CWM! Cover! It's over! ONE... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THR-NO! Axel breaks it up, grabbing CWM... and DRIVING his head into the mat with a DDT! COLE The champion with the advantage! He's showing intensity we haven't seen in months! Axel focuses still on CWM, the DDT further jarring his neck. The champion throws him to the outside, wanting to punish the founding member even more. Axel grabs CWM by the hair and attempts to frive his face into the steel steps, but CWM blocks and sends Axel's face into the steel! CWM grabs a chair that one of the security guards was sitting on, and measures the champion! COACH CWM is ready to POUNCE~! CABOOSE Please don't mention that word in this company. Axel gets to his feet and is ALMOST floored by a chairshot, but ducks under. The champion goes for a clothesline, but CWM ducks under that as well! Axel turns around again... and gets FLOORED WITH A VICIOUS CHAIRSHOT! COLE That's worthy of a replay! *LTP Logo* [i]Axel gets to his feet and is ALMOST floored by a chairshot, but ducks under. The champion goes for a clothesline, but CWM ducks under that as well! Axel turns around again... and gets FLOORED WITH A VICIOUS CHAIRSHOT! COLE That's worthy of a replay![/i] *LTP Logo* COACH What a shot there! CWM floored the champion, and he's proud of himself! CABOOSE Not only that, but I don't think he's done! Waitaminute! Look in the ring! Yes, inside the ring Tony Brannigan and Gunner Sharps are teeing off, with Gunner Sharps getting a GOOZLE~! on Tony! COACH Chokeslam coming up! Tony, desperate, does the only thing he knows how in a desperate situation and kicks Gunner square in the balls! "UWAHHHHHH!" Standing bodyscissors by Tony, ATTITDUE ADJUSTMENT PILEDRIVER!!! COLE He hit that beautiful Piledriver! COACH Gunner's head driven into the mat! ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOOOO!! CWM breaks up the pinfall! COLE That was very close! CWM had to save Gunner so he still has a shot at the title! Remember folks, this is NOT an elimination bout, one pinfall will earn a victory, and in this case, the OAOAST Championship! CWM grabs his stablemate an doesn't treat him as so, peppering away with right hands, and sending him for an Irish Whip. Tony comes off of the ropes, ducks a shot, but doesn't get out of the way of a boot to the midsection by CWM. Standing bodyscissors... RUNNING CONSPIRACY BOMB BY CWM! COACH The Conspriacy Bomb! Cover! ONE... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO... NO!! Tony kicks out. CWM, flustered by the kickout, continues the punishment on Tony Brannigan. COLE A lot of action going on in this contest, and it's very hard to pick a winner! COACH Damn right Michael, all four of these guys have been on top at different times, its no wonder why Axel wasn't entirely happy with having to face three guys! But its a testament to his character that he is doing so! CABOOSE Yeah yeah, blah blah. Same old crap. Meanwhile, a now-bloodied Axel is in the ring, and is after Gunner Sharps. Gunner soon gets the advantage back though after a couple of rights and lefts from the champion. Gunner soon gets a goozle on Axel, lifts him high in the air, and drops him for a Chokeslam! COLE Slam dunk by Gunner! The big man feels like its time to fly, but considering his limited arsenal of top rope moves, one has to wonder why. COACH Might be a little mistake by Gunner here! Gunner climbs to the top, and flies off, trying a splash... ...but only meets Axel's knees, leaving both former Bleeding Souls down on the mat!! COLE Gunner crashed and burned on that exchange! CWM batters away at Tony in the corner, this time applying a choke, with the referee trying to break it up, but being unable to do so, as there are no disqualifications in this contest. CWM finally brings Tony Brannigan out of the corner, trying a Cradle piledriver, but Tony backdrops out of it! CWM is up quickly, but its Tony Brannigan on the attack, ducking a clothesline, and delivering the Rude Awakening Neckbreaker! COLE High impact by Tony Brannigan! Lateral press! ONE... TWOOOOOOOOO..... NO! CWM kicks out! COACH That just shows the major influence of the late, great Rick Rude on Tony Brannigan. And its not a bad influence to have guys, Rude was one hell of a competitor. Brannigan follows up with a second cover, keeping on CWM... ONE... TWOOOOONO! CWM kicks out a little earlier this time. Tony grabs CWM by the hair and signals for the end! Irish Whip into the corner, CWM comes out... ...OUT OF BOD-NO! CWM falls behind Tony! ...POLLYCUTTE-NO! Tony pushes CWM off... ...and right into a MOTHER FUCKING IMPACT SPEAR~!~! COLE THE SHARP END! CWM JUST GOT FLATTENED! Cover by Gunner! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Tony breaks up the pinfall attempt! COACH Man, Gunner might be the OAOAST Champion had Tony not been there! The big man grabs Brannigan by the hair and sets him up in a Standing Bodyscissors. Gunner lits Tony and runs.. ...but Tony rolls down his back! Gunner turns around... ...OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE ON GUNNER! COACH The Spinebuster! Just like that! COLE We've got a new Champion! COVER! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Axel breaks up the pinfall! COLE Axel saved his title there! Axel with right hands to the temple of Tony Brannigan, and a Front Face lock applied! Axel signals to the crowd, lifts Tony high in the air... ....BRAINBUSTAHHHHHH~!~!~! COLE DAAAANNNGEEERROOOOOUUUSSS!!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH!" ONE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOO! Tony gets a shoulder up! COLE Axel was soclose there! CABOOSE These guys are trading high impact mores like there's no tomorrow, and now Axel's going for another! Axel gets up, and strikes the Crucifix Pose! The crowd go insane! COACH It's time for the end! Axel grabs Tony by the hair, turning around to face the other s-[b]POLYCUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b] COLE CWM GOT HIM WITH THE POLLYCUTTER! ITS OVER! CABOOSE GOTTA BE! ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gunner breaks up the pinfall! COLE My, how close was that??? KOOL-AID OH YEAH! Gunner with right hands to CWM, and a knee to the gut. Irish Whip by Gunner, CWM somehow reverses it, goes into the ropes... SPEAR... ...CWM MOVES! ...GUNNER HITS AXEL WITH THE SHARP END SPEAR! ONE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! CWM Breaks up the pinfall! COLE CWM breaks it up this time, hey, look at Tony on the outside! Brannigan has stolen the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship from ringside, and is obiously looking for the right time to use it! CABOOSE These guys had better watch Tony, one shot with that belt and you're gone! Tony slides into the rig just as Gunner and CWM are fighting once again. CWM tries a Pollycutter but Gunner won't buy it. Gunner tries to Powerbomb CWM, but the veteran holds onto the ropes, not giving Gunner a chance! Gunner tries again, but is suddenly floored with a BELTSHOT! COLE TONY JUST TOOK GUNNERS HEAD OFF... ...POLLYCUTTER BY CWM WHEN TONY TURNS AROUND! CABOOSE He hit the Pollycutter on his own stablemate! Incredible! CWM stands up and looks at the crowd sadistically, like he's not done. But he has other things to worry about, as Axel is on his feet, finally, after the Last Pollycutter! CWM goes for a right hand, Axel ducks behind, and picks the veteran up for a Reverse DVD! COACH COULD IT BE? ...AXXXXXXELLLLL SLLLLAAAAMMMMMM!!!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHH!" THE CROWD COUNT ALONG! OOOOONNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *DING DING DING* COLE HE GOT HIM! YES! Axel stands up triumphantly at the ringing of the bell, with 'Down with the Sickness' playing in the background. COACH Axel has beaten three men to retain his OAOAST Championship! What a contest! The referee raises Axel's hand, but Gunner seems to have other ideas as he is pissed off he didn't win the title. Axel sees the big man coming at him, and takes him down quickly with a Running Enziguri! Looking down at Gunner, Axel gets an idea! COLE Gunner with poor sportsmanship, but what's Axel thinking here? Axel grabs Gunner and locks him in a rear facelock position, grabbing his tights with the other hand. Axel lifts Gunner high in the air, holding him up so the bloood rushes to his head! COACH He couldn't be thinking of... CABOOSE I think he is! COLE One stolen finisher deserves another... man, look at this strength! Axel has him up there for en seconds now! Axel struggles, but manages to keep Gunner in the air before... ....DROPPING HIM WITH THE FUTURE SHOCK! COLE and COACH :O:O CABOOSE He did it better than Hoff! COACH What imapct! Axel stands up immediately and stares at the camera, while the referee hands him his belt. Suddenly a cheer goes up around the arena, and it appears that none other than HOFF has made his way to the top of the entrance ramp! Axel turns to return his stare! COLE Hoff is here! Man, this is electric, these two will meet, August 27th, AngleSlam! Look at the staredown! COACH It's going to take the match of their lives to beat the other, this match has been over a year in the making guys! Axel stares at his opponent, raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship as 'Down with the Sickness' plays still. Hoff and Axel start the trash talk, as the music blares. COLE What a show! For Caboose and Jonathon Coachman, I'm Michael Cole! Goodnight and see you at AngleSlam!

Sometimes its hard if you aren't actually involved in the writing of that contest, yes. Bringing the ME home now, should have it within half an hour.

It's gon' be a Looooong night. Should be worth it though.

COLE Hello everyone and welcome to HeldDown! I'm Michael Cole and alongside me here at Sofa Central are the one, the only former two time OAOAST Champion Caboose, and Jonathon Coachman! What a show we have for you tonight guys! COACH We certainly do Michael! A massive show on the lead up to Licence to Pin this Sunday night! Womens action, tag action, and Hot Lesbian Action! QUAGMIRE Giggidy! CABOOSE What a huge announcement as we went off the air last week guys, with Chris Stevens telling Hoff that this Sunday he would be defending his number one contendorship against none other than Brock Ausstin! COLE One thing has been bothering me though guys, we haven't got a title match set for this Sunday's Pay Per View event! COACH Well I guess that means that some big segment is going to happen tonight! COLE Well the first thing on my program is 'big segment', so here we go people! "You Know You're Right" by Nirvana suddenly begins to blare as CWM makes his way out to ringside, microphone in hand. COLE Looks like its started! COACH I wonder why he's out here? Could it be anything at all to do with the fact that he attacked Axel last week? The former OAOAST Champ and co-founder of the company slides into the squared circle and signals for his music to be cut, before addressing the sold out crowd. CWM Let me get to the point straight away, because unlike other top heels, I'm not going to bore everyone with a ten minute monologue detailing why I'm pissed off, and what I intend to do about it. I'll make this real, real simple. Last week, I attacked Axel in his match against Gunner Sharps, causing the match to be thrown out. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CWM Yeah, boo all you want, I'm just going to keep talking guys. Anyway, I attacked Axel. Gave him the Pollycutter. I'm hoping he saw that as a sign of some sort. I'm hoping he realised what I wanted. And I'm hoing that right now, he's pissed off. Pissed off enough to come out here, put his belt on the line, and pissed off enough to make a mistake, so I can regain the OAOAST Championship. So Axel, I'm calling you out, top of the show. You're too much of a pussy to pick sides with this whole conflict crap going on, so I'm going to pick sides for you. You ain't on my side. Get out here so I can inflict some pain on your championship ass. COLE CWM is laying down the gauntlet early here! He wants a title shot! Much to CWM's dismay, however, it is "Sick" by Dope that hits instead of Axel's theme. The owner of that theme, Gunner Sharps, suddenly appears and storms down to the ring, with the crowd showering the former 24/7 Champion with a heavy dose of boos. Gunner slides into the ring and goes face to face with CWM, before grabbing a mic from ringside. COLE And now here's Gunner! COACH I don't know why he's out here either! I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that he was screwed out of an OAOAST Championship match last week by the man who he is now in the ring with, CWM! GUNNER Expecting someone else? Someone with the belt perhaps? Well bad news son, I decided to answer your challenge instead of Axel. You remember when I came here? As a part of your little Underground group? Huh? I was stuck in a measely little tag team with a lawyer for christ sakes! And do you know why? Because you were too (bleep)ing scared of your own spot to give me a chance. Look what I've done in the last eighteen months, beat Panther at AngleSlam Three, won the Twenty-Four Seven Championship from Hoff at AngleSlam last year, and I'm the biggest guy in this damn company! You screwed me back then, and you screwed me again last week you son of a bitch! In my first OAOAST Title match ever, you come running in like a crazed lunatic and get me Disqualified! I want a rematch Axel! If you're listening, I want a rematch, and you know I deserve it! But for now, how about I settle for you! Gunner begins to walk toward CWM, and the OAOAST Legend doesn't back down... "He's simply Ravishing... OWW!" COLE What now? COACH ...I got nothing. "Simply Ravishing" begins to blare as former OAOAST Champion Tony Brannigan is out here as well! T-Bod walks to the ring and takes his place opposite CWM and Gunner Sharps, mic already in hand. TONY What's this I hear? You two asking for title shots? Huh? What have you done to deserve it? I, Tony Brannigan, have earned it. If you cast your minds back to the Great Angle Bash, where I was SCREWED out of my OAOAST Championship, a rematch was never even considered! Axel, when I won the belt I gave you a rematch without hesitation, but then Drek Stone and his merry band of idiots had to get involved in my business, costing me the title! So Axel, if anyone deserves a title match, its Tony Brannigan! CWM Well it looks like we've got a little dillema. I want a title shot, Bozo here wants a title shot, and you, Tony, also want a shot at the OAOAST Championship. So, how are we going to settle this? ??? You don't settle anything. I settle this. Suddenly, the OAOAST Champion himself, Axel, makes his way to ringside, title belt slung over his shoulder. AXEL So, looks like I'm a popular guy tonight. Well, lets look at my options here. CWM, you attacked me last week, gave me the Pollycutter. I beat you a month ago in a streetfight, but yet you somehow have earned a title shot? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" AXEL Gunner Sharps - you've had what? One match in the last couple months, and yet you deserve a shot? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" AXEL And finally, my favourite. Tony Brannigan. Let me tell you something you pompus son of a bitch! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" Tony's eyes dart up to Axel's so that they meet, a pissed off look present on his face. AXEL You heard me. You took this belt from me a month ago, I got screwed out of this title. As I said, one good screw deserves another mate. I may not have won this title in a way that I wanted to, but in the end, the only thing that matters is the fact that we're even, and I am the OAOAST Champion! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! AXEL So you all want a shot, huh? All three of you? Well, I might not be that happy about it, but I just came from Josie Baker's office, and she made the Main Event for this Sunday. It will be CWM.... versus Gunner Sharps... versus Tony Brannigan... versus me, Axel, for the OAOAST Championship in a Fatal Four Way match! COLE Oh my! What a Main Event! WOW! AXEL As I said, I'm not stoked about it, because I don't have the champions advantage. The deck is stacked against me. But thats the way I like it guys. Hoff wants to face one guy? I'll face three. I'll BEAT three. Watch and learn Future Boy, watch and learn. "Death Blooms" hits in the background as Axel exits stage left, leaving his three opponents this Sunday in the ring and pondering Axel's announcement. COLE What a stage of events! What else could happen tonight?

Exactly Bob, the record speaks for itself. Its not a written rule that heels have to lose much more than they win, look at HHH and JBL.

I call the opening segment for one of the good old fashioned group promos like before a Royal Rumble.

Isn't it your first title defense? Go for it man.

Who was saying worst booked PPV ever? You win a cookie.

You bastard.

and now I hear that a belly to back suplex causes both men to play dead for a ten count. I can hear the Bufallo fans now: "ONE HOUR DRAW! ONE HOUR DRAW!"